Sunday Post 189d

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1395. Anyways, continuing events for Sunday?

-        When PIG mum came down from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline and I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! Poor Elf was wailing she hurted heaps, too … ><

-        Back inside, I then had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some yummy home-grown red papaya. That took @ least ten minutes, but I didn’t really mind, coz I was finally seated and could concentrate. Besides, PIG mum only gave Ela seven commands; I’m not complaining, coz last time she gave me more than FIFTY! XD

-        Oh, and little Mickey pig rang us! Lol, @ 9.5 years old, he’s acting all grown up; when I answered the phone, he addressed me as, “Yin Yin” but when I told him to lemme talk with Aunty Lai, he was like, “Lai yee, Yin Yin biu jie.” Aww! XD He also said not to ring them on Saturday till like 12:30pm coz he’s out @ maths tutoring.

-        I went for a nice hot shower after that – obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I remain proud of the unorthodox way I’ve figured out how to wash Era’s forearm; all the carers will help me with that but not PIG mum, who’ll just gleefully force poor Ela to wash Era. I mean, what a waste of water! While I showered, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 28% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I flipped the nice hot water off, I dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum helped only with Elf’s AFO and made things more stressful for me by gleefully forcing poor Ela to hold each sock before Era took the sock from her and gleefully forcing me to bend down to put on Erf’s shoe. Luckily, I managed without pitching forward; now until next Monday I can do that my usual way: just dropping Erf’s shoe down onto the floor and just stepping into it. No dangerous bending involved.

-        I used the loo once more for two tinkles, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^