Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now
stands @ 1842. Righteo, continuing Saturday’s events?
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When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I
walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, always rising
above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting
Him push me over.
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So a nice hot shower for me today – I washed and rinsed
my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 16% of my shorter
second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both
eyes for all the important numbers.
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I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water
off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era
and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped
me cream my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to
Kim who helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo
for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out
to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s
near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
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Well, pity Kim only lemme drink green tea and not white
tea with two sugars, but on the bright side, I got to happily read for another
hour and still had time to watch Ten’s sports report! As for Kim, she cleaned
the bathroom then sat and gently massaged Ela for like fifty-five minutes while
watching chemistry YouTube videos.
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At 5:55pm , I
took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back,
again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and
not letting Him push me over. Kim’s back Monday~
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When dearest dad returned home, he was immediately all
for gleefully FORCING L me to use the bloody cross trainer for him. Instead,
he booted me off to bed and demanded I give Elf’s ankle a rub. Huh, he even had
the audacity to claim that he’d taught me how to rub Elf’s ankle HUNDREDS of
times! Fair enough, the cruel and unfaithful God has left me with awful memory
loss, but I’m almost certain that he’s NEVER taught me how to rub Elf’s ankle
before!
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When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she
rekitted both feet and I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the
kitchen bench, where I had to let her and dad gleefully force me to endure 25+
minutes of painful stretching for poor Elf.
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To top it all off, I had to let the parents gleefully
FORCE L
me to plod 500 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them. Well, I actually did
505 and will most certainly sing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting!
>< *sigh*
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After an entire clothes set change (sometimes I suspect
PIG mum helps just so she can boss me around about my posture *sigh*), dinner
was the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa sweet carot, lotsa dearest dad’s
home-grown wintermelon and a few tiny delicious chunks of chicken.
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Dinner was spooned down with one rather disgusting bowl
of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising
above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting
Him push me over.
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Anyways, nature’s calling now, so fingers crossed I can
brb after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Saturday,
the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to
see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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