Friday, June 23, 2017

Friday Post 251c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2189Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
-        Back outside, PIG mum’s waiting with a pear to gleefully force poor Ela to feed me. *sigh* I don’t really mind, though, coz (1) I’m seated and can fully concentrate and (2) Ela tries her hardest and I’m done just before Aunty Kitty’s finished cleaning the bathroom and comes back outside, meaning PIG mum doesn’t get the chance to show off to Aunty Kitty how much power she has over me., ha.
-        Aunty Kitty was content to stay and let PIG mum yap incessantly @ her, but exactly @ 5pm PIG mum shooed her away, meaning the lucky thing gets one full hour’s pay for only fifty minutes of work! As I was making my way to the loo (of course walking myself slowly and safely and not letting the cruel and unfaithful God push me over), I asked PIG mum why she’d told Aunty Kitty to leave even though she was content to stay and let PIG mum keep yapping @ her; PIG mum snapped back, “That kinda hateful behaviour’s gonna get you killed when I get too old to look after you and put you into a nursing home.” Not sure what I said wrong there, but hey.
-        After I’ve used the loo for two tinkles, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        There, I enjoy the remainder of my most precious two hours online, and am just about to start doing the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum when dad orders that I let him gleefully force me on 30+ stupid minutes of floor exercises for him. I’m pissed because before I got down onto the mats, I wanted to check the time so that I could note down how long I’d let him gleefully force me to do those stupid exercises for him, dad said, “It’s 7:20.” Lucky I checked the time myself, coz actually ‘twas barefly 7:15pm and he would’ve cheated me outta another five minutes had I believed him! *sigh*
-        I took a break when the sports report came on, and terrible news: Thurston’s outta the Origin decider. >< Are Queensland doomed??
-        Before dinner, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, one lil Chinese mushroom, two wee slices of pork and one yummy lil chicken wing with most of the meat removed already. Well, maybe not most, but certainly a large portion.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Only the bowl of soup dad gave me was huge, meaning nature called almost immediately! Meaning @ 8:20pm, I went once to the loo and back, walking myself slowly and safely, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Uncle Colbert dropped over to have a chat with dearest dad~
-        Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. When Kim’s here, I’m planning to finish reading the Courier Mail that I bought two days ago. Anyways, I’d better go do the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum now, so maybe bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

No comments: