Monday, June 12, 2017

Monday Post 194c

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1059. Ha, told you I’d pass 1000 steps. XD Righteo, continuing tonight’s events?
-        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 30% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        After I flipped the nice hot water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to
Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Happiness was getting to read for one hour! I reached pg. 125 @ 5:35pm, BTW. As for kim, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for fifty minutes. PIG mum came downstairs to yap @ her and show her some photos from her trip~
-        After watching the sports report, I used the loo once more for two tinkles then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        We’re going out for dinner now! Dad has a meeting tonight, see, and doesn’t have time to cook dinner. Me, I’ve gotta get changed back into a normal pair of pants coz I’m already wearing pyjamas! So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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