Friday, June 16, 2017

Friday Post 250c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2855. Anyways, continuing today’s events?
-        After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootles me off to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listen to Westlife’s ‘The Love Album’ all day, and today, Era helps Ela stretch for twenty-five minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm like 150 times, holding each for a count of five.
-        At Ray’s, I use the loo once then lie down and get some massage and acupuncture from him. Like I told PIG mum, I’d keep silent and let her do all the yapping because I knew she was prolly bursting to tell him all about her overseas trip.
-        Afterwards, I use the loo once more before PIG mum tootles us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown.
-        First, we have lunch @ Chopstix; I try the beef bulgoki and it’s really yummy! PIG mum has some kinda spicy chicken rice bowl and screeches that it’s too oily. We share a yummy chocolate pearl milk tea.
-        After lunch, we buy groceries from Coles before PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
-        After using the loo once, I relax under Aunty Ann’s firm ministrations; PIG mum happily yaps ceaselessly @ her. XD
-        That done, I use the loo again, sit and drain one cup of water, then say my thanks and byes to Aunty Ann. Think there’s some confusion about me going for a massage next week … never mind, I’m sure PIG mum’ll sort things out.
-        PIG mum tootles us home and I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        When Aunty Lucia arrives slightly after 4pm, PIG mum lets her inside and I head to the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I wash and rinse my own hair today.
-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, get dried, creamed and rekitted then head out to the gobbling :P table where PIG mum’s waiting with some papaw to gleefully force poor Ela to feed me with. Luckily, Ela works fast enough that I’m done eating by the time Aunty Lucia finishes cleaning the bathroom and comes out, thus denying PIG mum the opportunity to show off to Aunty Lucia how much power she has over me. However, since she got denied that, PIG mum instead gleefully forced me to take two trips to the sink to carry my afternoon tea plate and then cup to the sink.
-        When Aunty Lucia left, I used the loo once for two tinkles then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        I’m happy to remain online till dinnertime; alas that PIG mum gleefully boots me offline and gleefully forces me on like 35+ minutes of stupid mat/floor exercises for her. Actually, she starts it, but dad sends her upstairs to shower; she only comes back downstairs to get my footwear back on.
-        Before dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa not-very yummy bean sprouts, one small slice of tasteless soup meat and almost (but not quite) one yummy chicken drumstick that Aunty rose made for me (PIG mum carved herself a huge chunk).
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of surprisingly tasty soup before I took my bowl to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Friday plus what’s happening toms, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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