Monday, June 19, 2017

Monday Post 195c


Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2350. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
-        I’d just finished my most important two hours online when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-        Stalling for time, I used the loo for one tinkle first, but ‘twas inevitable: I then had to let PIG mum gleefully force me on 35+ minutes of stupid mat exercises for her. Meaning I’m sure as hell not gonna do any tonight! The most Elf will do’s move her foot up and down and in circles. Also trust PIG mum to bitch about how I transferred from the floor back onto the couch for her to get Elf’s footwear back on, but hey.
-        Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa yucky bitter vegetable, two/three wee slices of tasteless soup pork, one lil chunk of salty meat brisket and one big yummy slice of black fungus.
-        Dinner was gulped (not spooned) down with one bowl of (thankfully watered-down) yucky bowl of ginseng soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Anyways, I’ve exceeded the PISSY two hour net time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to and had better go start the Lumosity brain games for her; fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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