Sunday, June 25, 2017

Sunday Post 196c

Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2325 and secondly, the probable final, final spam count for the weekend’s now twenty-seven. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?
-        I’d just started doing the Lumosity brain games when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-        I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< Just because standing’s second nature for her, why the heck can’t she understand/remember how hard standing’s for me; the cruel and unfaithful God originally intended that I never stood again! >< Also, because Ela’s so stupid, I had to bend to the floor thrice to retrieve pegs that I’d dropped. But like I told myself, if I was silly enough to lose my balance and dit down, it’s literally just that: sitting down, not a fall.
-        Back inside, I then had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some fruit. Strawberries/pear … strawberries, I think. XD I didn’t really mind, coz I was finally sitting and could fully concentrate. Besides, I understand what a kick PIG mum gets outta getting to tell me what to do, and what I’m doing wrong; obviously, I already KNOW how I’m supposed to move but how is it my fault when my stupid brain doesn’t get the message to Ela?? Then again, according to PIG mum, EVERYTHING’S my fault, so yeah. *sigh*
-        I head for a shower after that. While showering, I also sing 21% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-         Obviously I wash and rinse my own hair today, dry and rekit myself. PIG mum seriously helped with nothing other than Elf’’s AFO, both laces, and making things more difficult for me than they already are by gleefully forcing poor Ela to hold onto each sock before allowing Era to take the sock from Ela. Oh, and she also helped me very slightly with a bra coz dad suddenly said he’d take us out to The Sushi Train for dinner!
-        Lol, some drama after I got into the car. I tried to lean forward and punch the hazard lights twice, missed, fell backwards, missed AGAIN and fell into the space between the front seat and the backseat! Luckily, PIG mum and I devised a way to get me back onto the seat. I just told her stupid Elf had kicked the door when I was getting into the car and I missed the seat. XD Not a fall, coz I was inside the car!
-        But dad was busy yapping to someone on the phone! Declining to return inside and wait for him, I slowly, softly but most hatefully sang 17% of my newest second-favourite song out aloud, closing the left eye for all the important numbers.
-        When dad had finished his phone call, he tootled us down to The Sushi Train for dinner.
-        The place was packed, so PIG mum went inside to get a number. Then, how sweet: dearest dad went inside to accompany her, aww~ Me, I had Mashimaro to keep me company. I also continued singing my newest second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, closing the left eye for all the important numbers,  reaching like 59% through the song before we were finally given a seat. Dad came back out to get me.
-        Dinner tonight: three slices (not PLATES, mind you, SLICES) of sushi, one mouthful of yummy kaarage udon and one cup of green tea. The parents wouldn’t lemme use my mobile till after I’d finished eating; I quickly apologised to Julz about excitedly telling her about the thrice weekly insulin shots as opposed to the five times daily. Julz had access toher mobile @ the same time and reassured me that it was fine, phew.
-        After dinner, dad tootled us home. I used the loo once more for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: it’s a busy day for me! Firstly, Uncle Stephen from Cathay Community Association’s coming and doing my annual review.
-        Then Leanne’s coming and taking me out for a late breakfast somewhere!
-        Early arvo torture session with Vincent the physio. ><
-        Then Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme off shoelace tying practice, will lemme drink white tea with two sugars and gimme the chance to read for one hour but still get to watch the sports report!
-        Better finish the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum now.
-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^ 

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