Wednesday Post 257b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post, you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total from Tuesday’s actually 5491; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 460 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet!) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Once And For All’ but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I get home from UQ physio!! Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s activities first!

-         For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 10:19pm, I lasted 5:29. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

_-           When PIG mum called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

_-           Now ending @ 10:36am, I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:32. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

_-           When PIG mum called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

_-           Dinner: rice, lotsa yummy kalian and some of the originally delicious pork mince with tomato that PIG mum unfortunately polluted with eggplant.

_-           Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

_-           Once PIG mum was finished getting herself ready, she drove me to Dr. Lee’s place for small group and followed me upstairs. I crashed on the most left side of the couch.

_{-           When Alan returned, Dr. Lee immediately greeted him with a hug; we} then immediately heard how he and Joy ended up in hospital with food poisoning during their honeymoon! O_o

_-           Last night, we just split up into guys and girls then had some sharing. I told Hairy and Sarah about my Botox appointment next February, Hairy shared about her upcoming Japan mission trip and Sarah shared about her upcoming wedding.

_-           Why I love having small group @ Dr. Lee’s: there was dessert afterwards! I was wailing and sending waves of jealously @ everyone when Dr. Lee said I couldn’t have any brownies coz they had nuts in them, but was appeased when he instead handed me two whole SCOOPS of cookies and cream ice cream! :D

_-           Thanks to Alan who gave me a lift home last night~

_-           Back home, I’d written down my final, final plodding total for Monday and was shutting down the computer, when I received the e-mail from GCCW saying that last night was the deadline for submitting our competition entries! Huge thanks to PIG mum who went upstairs and brought the computer downstairs so I could transfer the file for editing and submitting.

_-           Meaning I didn’t actually sleep till just after midnight!

Today: woo hoo, 9^th awesome consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

_-           Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking again for the pot :P around one hour later and once more when PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s hitting me with the eye goo, helping me exceedingly slightly with a bra strap and already bitching @ me about my posture. It’s unceasingly unrelenting … *sigh*

_-           After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I get myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both shoelaees, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).

Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and  continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

_{-           after washing a- fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!}

_cheers,

_{em. ^^}

Wednesday Post 257

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 213b

Heylo again and probably one final greeting for Tuesday! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4398 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m actually still owed ONE HOUR and SEVEN MINUTES online when I get home!! But just noting down that I enjoyed my 8^th consecutive awesome sleep last night (bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams, fell asleep and didn’t wake till 5:25am) before going to watch Abdul and the Queen with PIG mum! Brilliant movie~ Had a cheap lunch @ Hog’s Breath afterwards then saw Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Kim minded me from 4pm till 6pm; when I showered I also slowly, softly but most hatefully sang 35% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud. Arvo tea was one juicy pear and one mug of lemon green tea; it’s surprisingly very nice! Not only that, I finished the Robin Hobb novel @ 5:15pm! Kim got me that Band-aid for A Broken Leg to read next; before she left, I did a stinky unspeakable. Only someone rang the doorbell right after she left, wanting to tell me about guide dogs! I just told her thanks but not interested; I’m hoping she couldn’t tell that I was extremely disabled? Off to small group @ Dr. Lee’s tonight; lol, PIG mum not only forgot to get a bra for me, she also left me pyjama pants for tonight, also! XD Toms Aunty Deana will mind me from 10:30pm but only for two hours because think I’ve got UQ physio @ 1pm. Kim’s coming back to mind me from 4:30pm till 6:30pm; I look forward to watching twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with her! Best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Ending @ 6:36pm I've finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:17. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and i'll willingly hit the sack tonight. Actually, maybe I'll just haveta play two lasting between six and seven minutes to make up for today's quotas, because it's almost dinnertime. Either or. XD
P.S. Now @ 6:46 I've played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:21. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I'll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Tuesday Post 213

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 4008 steps (ha, just past 4000 XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Words To Live By In Troubled Times (3)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after Kim leaves after minding me for two hours!! But she should arrive soon, so hopefully bbl with today’s events, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 213d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5319. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-         Hair chopped short, we have lunch @ Chatterbox (filo and hot chocolate for me, while reading the day’s Courier Mail). Alas that Dino isn’t there!

-         Weekly torture session for me afterwards with Vincent. Physio today: sat first go, then stood most session. Wrist extension and internal rotation for Ela; bent twelve times to touch shoes.

-         Afterwards, PIG mum and I buy groceries from Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown before heading home.

-         When Kim arrives to mind me from 4pm till 6pm, I head into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 29% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-         I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Arvo tea’s the yummy chicken sushi roll I bought earlier this arvo plus one mug of white tea with two sugars. Not sure why Kim’s decided I’m allowed one cup of white tea with two sugars only on Monday and not the other days, but hey.

-         My real joy, however, was getting to read Fool’s Fate for one more happy hour! I reached page 700 @ 5:10pm then page 525 @ 5:55pm. As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom, she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like fifty-five minutes while watching her YouTube videos.

-         At 5:55pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         *sigh* After Kim leaves, I plop happily online for like fort minutes; unfortunately, within five seconds of PIG mum tumbling downstairs, she gleefully booted me offline.

-         Thus follows 60+ minutes (I kid you noy: MORE THAN ONE HOUR!) of me letting her gleefully force me on stupid floor exercises for her. I only really mind the arm one, coz that one seriously HURTS. >< Guess I just haveta remind myself that PIG mum finds PLEASURE from seeing me in such discomfort (I’m not making stories up; she really said that once!) >< *sigh*

-         Before dinner, I walk myself slowqly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy kalian and some yummy pork mince with tomato. Alas that PIG mum ruined the dish by adding yucky eggplant to it! >< XD

-         Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then after taking my bowl over to the sink, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         At 9pm I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Toms: hopefully will see a movie! PIG mum says my gift card still has one movie left~

-         Will see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage @ 2pm. Bet PIG mum’s relishing the chance to yap unceasingly @ her. XD

-         Kim’s back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed for another hour’s worth of blissful reading!

-         Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 212c

Em. ^^

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5170. Ha, I’m more than half a normal person today. XD Anyways, continuing events for today?

- After PIG mum hit me with the eye goo and helped me very slightly with a bra strap, I gave myself fifteen more minutes then got myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one more tinkle, but head back outside when I realise feel like a stinky unspeakable. Only PIG mum orders me back into the loo to do it first! I surmise it’s coz she wants to gleefully force me on an entire morning’s of stupid exercises for her, so while back over the loo, I also fully lean against the side rail and spend several minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-once I get outside, so begins a dreadful morning for Ela. First, I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force her to feed me breakfast. That takes forty-eight different commands from her. Like, I know how Els supposed to function; alas the message gets lost going from the brain to her … besides, I can’t deny PIG mum the kick she so very obviously gets outta from bossing me around. *sigh*

- Now @ 8:50pm, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:15. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I promise not to play again until toms, because for my first game I already lasted 7:12!

• Next, I haveta let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some banana. That takes 126 separate commands from her; please repeat the comment I said in the previous point. *sigh*
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, I get into the 4WD and PIG mum tootles us off to Calamvale Central. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we listen to Kelly Clarkson’s ‘Stronger’ album all day too and Era helps Ela stretch for like thirty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least 150 times, holding each for a count of five.
• Since there’s barely ant line-up @ JIT Style Cuts, I have a haircut while PIG mum orders us lunch from Chatterbox. My hairdresser’s from Taiwan; @ the start, she asks me, “Qing ni…(in English: please …)” and I give her the one line of Chinese I’ve got down pat, “Sorry, I dunno what you’re saying!” XD

Cheers,

Em. ^^ 

Monday post 213b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4653. Anyways, events for today?

- Woo hoo, 7^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! That’s my new record for 2017: I’ve enjoyed TWELVE times of consecutive awesome sleeps for one whole week! :D Nature didn’t call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:35am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• At 6:23pm I’ve played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:05. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Happy snorings for the teddies and I followed, me waking once/twice more for the pot :P before the phone rang just after 9am. Shortly afterwards, PIG mum entered my room, saying that Dr. John O’Sullivan’s receptionist had rung to gimme a appointment for possibly more Botox. Can you believe it: the appointment’s Feb 2^nd, NEXT YEAR! XD The guy seems ridiculously popular … XD
• After PIG mum hit me with the eye goo and helped me very slightly with a bra strap, I gave myself fifteen more minutes then got myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L - argh, fingers crossed I can bbl tonight, coz I’m still owed THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online!! >< *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 213

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 4227 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Words To Live By In Troubled Times (2) but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES after Kim leaves @ 6pm!! But she’ll arrive in like twenty minutes, so fingers crossed I can bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 213d

One final good evening and greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4508 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend’s now eight. Righteo, will haveta let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed soon, so just briefly?
- Attended the last Bible study for 2017 this morning! Eight students attended plus both teachers; Dr. Lee taught about the C&MA and BCAC.
- Now @ 9:45pm I’ve played one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:43. That’s tonight’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
- In ESS, I sang everything, plus the harmony for two/three songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. ><
- Speaker today was Pastor Chris with another sermon from his sermon series The Galilean. There was communion afterwards.
- For lunch, PIG mum took me to Red Rooster! Pity I only a quarter chicken with chips, but ‘twas worth it coz PIG mum got us each one pineapple fritter, and me LOVES pineapple fritters!! :D <3 p="" xd="">- Went back to church for calligraphy class; had great fun squiggling away~ XD
- Back home, I plopped online for less than one hour before I had to let PIG mum gleefully boot me offline.
- So begin an afternoon of misery that extended all the way till 7pm. First, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me banana for arvo tea. That took like 124 separate commands from her.
- Actually, no! Ela took down the clothes and I had to use Wii Fit before I showered, softly, slowly but most hatefully singing 17% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
- Toms: haircut and early arvo torture session with Vincent the physio, before Kim comes to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
- Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 213c

Good evening again! Firstly,  Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4339 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed FORTY-THREE MINUTES online after I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, continuing events for today?

-         Actually, I’ve just realised I won’t have time to note down today’s events in detail, so just briefly:

-         Ohh, I had not one, but TWO dreams this morning!! After not having anymore dreams for like one month, this morning I randomly dream that someone’s driving me somewhere @ night in their car, but I’m not sure who coz my dream doesn’t look sideways! Immediately after that, my next dream was that I was walking into church for our baptism!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 213b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4016. Ha, I’m just over four grand. XD righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

-         I thought after I returned to sleep, nature would call again around 6:45am and 7:45am, when PIG mum came to hit me with the eye goo and help me with just a bra strap – fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THREE MINUTES online!!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 213

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 3514 steps (ha, just over 3.5 grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Words To Live By In Troubled Times (1)’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s seven but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FOURTEEN MINUTES online after PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland and orders me off to shower!! Anyways, events for today?

-         For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 4:17pm, I lasted 6:11. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay, 6^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:35am, and after one pot :P trip I spend the ten minutes until 5:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday post 213

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 3514 steps (ha, just over 3.5 grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Words To Live By In Troubled Times (1)’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s seven but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FOURTEEN MINUTES online after PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland and orders me off to shower!! Anyways, events for today?

-         For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 4:17pm, I lasted 6:11. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Yay, 6^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:35am, and after one pot :P trip I spend the ten minutes until 5:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

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Saturday Post 213f

One final good evening! Apparently, Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1774, despite the fact I’ve not left the house today. If toms I end up recording down an even SMALLER total than the one today, when I AM going out, I’m gonna laugh my head off. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-         At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, correction, there’s not one, but TWO special things: firstly, it’s already the final Bible study for the year (dunno why we’re ending that early, doesn’t term usually last till late Nov/early Dec? it’s only late Oct now!) then secondly, I’ve got calligraphy class toms arvo! Still looking for things I could squiggle … XD

-         The only pity’s that horrid PIG mum’s already forbidden me to try find someone I can have lunch with … *sigh* I’m also foreseeing a stressful arvo ahead for me. ><

-         Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Hey, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts! That’s even rarer than five! XD

Saturday Post 213e

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now apparently stands @ 1669, despite me not leaving the house today. XD Anyways, continuing events for today?

-         - I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off (note to self: don’t call out and tell kim I’ve finished; she gets annoyed when she believes I’m ‘yelling’ @ her?), mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Arvo tea was a banana and one mug of green tea. Happiness was getting to read Fool’s Quest for another hour! As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour while watching her nutrition clips. Actually, I read for seventy minutes, not sixty, coz we had zero reception, meaning I couldn’t watch Ten’s sports report, pity.

-         With five minutes left, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for two tinkles and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Not long after Kim left (she’s back Monday), PIG mum gleefully and booted me offline then instant she came downstairs.

-         So followed 65+ minutes (alas, MORE THAN ONE HOUR ><)of me letting PIG mum gleefully forcing me on stupid floor exercises for her. I’m not complaining, since that means I got outta having to endure any rotten standing practice for her today, but once I hit bed tonight I’m so not doing anymore for her! *sigh*

-         Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and a bit of beef mince with tomato.

-         Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup (I also nibbled one small chunk of the garlic bread PIG mum randomly baked this morning! Too bad ‘twas HARD AS ROCK by the time she lemme eat one lil chunk XD) before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, today I’ve managed FIVE posts! That usually only happens come Wednesday! XD

Saturday Post 213d

Good afternoon again! My favourite thing about the warmer months: the sun doesn’t set till much later; during Winter, it’s pitch black by 5pm! Anyways, apparently Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1257. XD Anyways, continuing events for Saturday?

-         After I’d finished the previous post, I started Googling for quotes that I could practise scrawling @ calligraphy class toms.

-         When Kim announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 24% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud.

-         *sigh* Fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 213c

Good afternoon! Em’s new plodding for Saturday now apparently stands @ 1117. Lol, don’t ask me how I passed 1000 steps today without leaving the house. XD Righteo, continuing events for today?

-         repeat the usual nightly events, zzz~

yay, 5^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature did try call twice; once when ‘twas still pitch black and again just before dawn when sth like a garbage truck (but not, coz our bins were tipped yesterday) thundered down our road, but both times I managed to persuade my bladder to lemme fall back asleep again. In the end, she didn’t call until 7:20am, when PIG mum started a-STOMPING around upstairs. One pot :P trip for me then, before I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

once I’d finished that, PIG mum came to hit me with the eye goo and get my footwear on before leaving for her half day’s work. When she left, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-         Now @ 2:25pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:54. That’s yesterday’s quotas cauht up, and today’s quotas satisfied, meaning I’ll now willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve also played a third game of Bejeweled lasting more than seven minutes and a fourth lasting just over eight!

-         Originally, I’d planned to sleep once more before getting up and enjoying some extra time online before Besta arrived, but turns out my body was too excited with the prospect of some extra time online to lemme fall back asleep. XD So I counted to 500, sang half of my original second-favourite song slowly, mostly silently but extremely hatefully inside my head, used the pot :p once more, grabbed my specs then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Woo hoo ‘twas only like 9am; one whole extra hour of happy online time for me! Time to catch-up on the Bejeweled games I missed yesterday, then~ XD

-         When Besta announced her arrival five minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her inside through the garage, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         While I used the loo for one tinkle, Besta brought my mobile over so I could Whatsapp both parents and reassure them I was safe~ Then I brushed teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirted me some toothpaste; Ela enjoyed her once weekly break~

Teeth brushed, I sat over the loo for one more tinkle, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-         After washing and drying Era, I headed out to the gobbling :p table for breakfast. Thanks to PIG mum who cooked some ham and eggs, and thanks to Besta who cooked the bread yummy and added some cheese for me. I also enjoyed my first mug of white tea with two sugars, and gave the teabag a suck. XD My main joy, however, was getting to read the Robin Hobb novel from 10:45am till midday; that’s a whole 1.25hrs! :D A for Besta, she tidied my room then sat and massaged Ela for forty minutes before going to sleep, her head pillowed onto her folded arms. Her breathing went heavier but she didn’t snore, else I would’ve found a whiteboard marker and squiggled all over her face. XD

-         At midday, Besta took me once to the loo for one tinkle and made me one mug of warm Milo.uddenly, my phone beeped: dad had gone to meet and have breakfast with PIG mum’s side of the family! He sent me photos; lol, little Mickey pig’s like the same height as me, now! Thus I knew not to ring either aunty, coz they were both out with my dearest dad! Instead, I happily read for another thirty minutes; yay, I’ve already read for 1.75 hours today!

-         Before Besta left, she took me once more to the loo for one tinkle before leaving me with one whole bowl of fried rice and another mug of white tea~ I spent lunch eating, drinking and playing Candy Crush. XD

-         The instant PIG mum gets home, she starts bitching about my posture. *sigh* I’m used to it; that’s what parents do, right?

-         After lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable. Walking back online, PIG mum continues to bitch @ me. *sigh*

-         Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm today. Doubt she’ll lemme drink white tea again, but hopefully she’ll lemme outta shoelace tying practice and I’ll get the chance to read for one more hour~

-         Toms: just church, nothing special. Oh, actually, there’s not one, but TWO special things! Firstly, toms is the final Bible study class for the year and secondly, we’re lettering together again! Off to Google three things I can practise scrawling after I finish this post. XD

-         So hopefully bbl after Kim leaves, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 213b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; I still get too excited whenever I get to post before midday. XD Not only that, I'm posting directly from Blogger instead of writing my post on Microsoft Word before copying and pasting onto Blogger when PIG mum's otherwise preoccupied. XD Best of all, I'm gonna get like 1.5 extra hours online 9an extra to the usual PISSY two hours PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to because she's driving to work right now and thinks I'm still sleeping! XD Anyways, firstly, my final, final plodding total for Friday's actually 4378; secondly, today I've only been hard @ work plodding only 289 steps (and don't expect much more coz I'm not going out today) and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Keep Your Spiritual Glasses Clean'. Anyways, let's start of with last night's events first!
- When PIG mum called dinner, I used the loo once first for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        PIG mum had ordered that I take my shoes off when I got upstairs, meaning I couldn’t safely stand for the national anthrm. However, fearing that I’d have nobody to blame but myself if the Kangaroos lost, I shuffled to the middle of the bed and went to high kneel for the national anthem. XD

- Ending @ 9:19am I've finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:16. That's yesterday's quotas caught up on; now, lemme start today's games. XD

- Cripes, England scored first, within like the first five minutes! >< Luckily, the Aussies levelled and were leading by halftime. At thirty-five minutes into the first half, I yelled PIG back upstairs to please help me put my shoes back on, coz she'd given me one really big bowl of soup to drink after dinner and iwas busting! XD

- Now @ 9:35 i've finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:04. Cool; lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting between five and six minutes, and I'll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

- The se)cond half remained scoreless until like the last three minutes! Cool; an emphatic victory for the Kangaroos, this arvo I'm gonna read all the match reports and bask in our victory. XD

-, Bear Bear and I visited my upstairs bedroom once~ :o Before heading back downstairs

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 213

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 256b

Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4934 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m actually still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I watch the RLWC opener between Australia and England tonight!! But just noting down that I enjoyed my 4^th consecutive awesome sleep last night 9bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams, fell asleep and didn’t wake until 6:05am0, then endured a difficult morning @ the hands of PIG mum. Had lunch @ the new Woka Woka before seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage, before doing grocery shopping @ Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown. Aunty kitty came to mind me for not quite one hour @ 4:15am and the instant she left I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force me on 50+ minutes of stupid mat work exercises for her. Looking forward to watching the WLWC opener tonight! Expect a super-pissy plodding total forom me toms coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm (will haveta let her inside myself coz PIG mum’s @ work and dearest dad’s in Hong Kong then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Tonight i've only had enough time to play one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:42 and don't have enough time to play one more lasting between six and seven minutes; never mind, will try play one extra one toms to make up for it. XD

Friday Post 256

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 4439 steps; secondly, TWFT topic’s “Who’s Your Saul?” and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s eighteen, but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed  online after Aunty Kitty leaves!! So hopefully bbl with today’s events, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 256d

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2852. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-         At 9pm, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Toms: think PIG mum says we haveta buy groceries?

-         Fingers crossed she’ll take me out for lunch toms, unless she plans to lemme eat lunch out with my church peers this Sunday!

-         Think I’m seeing Ray in the early arvo for some acupuncture and massage. Bet PIG mum can’t wait to yap unceasingly @ him. XD

-         PIG mum reckons it’s Aunty kitty, not Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for supposedly one hour toms. I hope she’s right! See, I feel much safer with Aunty Kitty, who walks behind me and keeps me safe. Unlike Aunty Lucia, who won’t! never mind that she constantly leaves @ least five minutes early and still gets the full hour’s pay…

-         Then toms night I’m planning to watch the start of the RLWC! It’s Australia vs. England, and while we’re tipped to win, I’m still wary because England’s got mastercoach Wayne Bennett @ their helm!

-         Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 256c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2733. Anyways, continuing events for tonight?

-         When PIG mum tumbled downstairs and called dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle then joined her @ the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred.

-         Dad chose exactly that time to video call us! Turns out TODAY’S Second Aunty’s big 70^th birthday; last night was just her birthday bash!

-         Dinner tonight: more of the fried rice PIG mum recently cooked topped with an entire bowlful of icky bitter vegetable.

-         Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I took my bowl over to the sink then returned online, walking myself slowly and safely so as to not let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.

-         Well, I’d best get back to finishing the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum now. Fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Thursday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Friday, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 256b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2479. Lol, I’m certain that if PIG mum allows me back online after dinner, I’ll have passed 2.5 grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

-         When Kim announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         So a nice warm shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also sang 29% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-         After I flipped the nice warm water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). After using the loo for one more tinkle, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Arvo tea was one yummy banana and one mug of green tea. My main joy, however, was getting to read Ready Player One for a whole hour, and guess what? I finished the book @ 5:50pm! Pity that channel Ten didn’t have any reception; I would’ve liked to watch the sports report! As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom, she sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour, while watching Christian YouTube clips.

-         Now @ 6:39pm, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:43. That’s today’s quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve already played two more noteworthy games, one lasting more than seven minutes; the other lasting more than eight!

-         At 5:55pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I signed Kim off with my thanks and byes; she’s back Saturday

-         So fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner tonight, else wishing everyone a smashing end to the week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 256

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2045 steps (ha, just over two grand XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Forgiveness And Inner Healing’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after PIG mum gets back home!! Anyways, events for today?

- Yay, 3^rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- The teddies and I cuddled and snored, me expecting to wake once more for the pot :P when PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs, but surprisingly, no! nature called again around 7:50am, and once I was back into bed after another pot :P trip Era thumped the wall and I called for PIG mum, asking did she oversleep?

- Turns out no, she was upstairs during her stretches. After she’d hit me with the eye goo and helped me very slightl;y with a bra strap, she left me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I complied with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

- PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before ilet her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-         After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, first I turned the television on, coz I wanted to watch Sunrise!

-         At 3:16pm, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:01. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting in between six and seven minutes after Kim leaves, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Breakfast some yummy Weet-bix porridge with three wee chunks of the newest bread PIG mum baked, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-         When PIG mum finishes changing and comes downstairs, I walk myself slowly and safely to the 4WD, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         PIG mum tootles me off to the library for GCCW! Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt; we listen to 97.3FM after hearing the news from4KQ and Era helps Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.

-         At the library, PIG mum leaves two bucks for morning tea then races off to work. Thanks to Eileen who helps me once to the loo when she arrives; I manage fine by myself.

-         About twelve people attend today, and homework topic for next fortnight’s time travel’. Ken’s already told me what I could write! “Maybe your minions would enjoy some time travel?” he jokes.

-         We end about ten minutes early today; I use the loo once more and when Eileen walks with me back outta the meeting room, Aunty Jo’s already waiting for me~

-         Once I’m with her, I ask can we please have lunch @ Panini’s, but she says it’s too expensive and that PIG mum prolly wouldn’t have left me enough cash. I sit in one of those armchairs @ the library entrance and check my wallet; yup, not enough. *sigh* I thought that would mean half a lunch @ Woka Woka but instead Aunty Jo suggests lunch @ Kinsei, because they’ve got  lunch specials also, and she knows from past experience the servings are only small so she says I can have it all now!

-         At Kinsei, we both order the same special: udon noodle soup with kaarage chicken. Aunty Jo orders a green tea for drinking, while I have a Pokka iced lychee tea, yummy~

-         After lunch, we walk back to her car (stopping on the way to bid On-tao hello coz he’s working a shift @ Chatime) and Aunty jo tootles me home.

-         Back home, I turn off the alarm, then sit over the loo playing Candy Crush. XD Aunty jo offers me one mug of water, which I accept and then do a stinky unspeakable.

-         When she leaves, I lock the door behind her then walk myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         When PIG mum announces her safe arrival home, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Then I use the loo once more before returning online.

-         Kim’s coming to mind me between 4pm and 6pm today.

-         Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll take me out to Warrigal Square somewhere for dinner tonight! She says she can’t drive @ night anymore, but Warrigal Square’s only really close from home!

-         Toms: think I’ve only got an early arvo appointment to see ray for some massage and acupuncture. Fingers crossed PIG mum won’t gleefully FORCE L me to endure any blasted standing practice for her toms …

-         Think it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm. *sigh* Honestly, I wish that woman would stop coming … she’s such a GOSSIP. ><

-         Then toms night I’m planning to watch the opening rugby league world cup (RLWC) match between Australia and England!

-         Anyways, hopefully bbl after Kim leaves, else wishing everyone a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^