Friday, October 13, 2017

Friday Post 255c


Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 5043. Ha, I’m more than half a normal person today. XD Anyways, continuing events for today?
-         After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         Thus began a difficult morning for me. First, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me porridge and bread for breakfast. Like I’ve said before, I didn’t really mind coz I was sitting and could fully concentrate. Besides, I know what a kick PIG mum gets outta being able to gimme orders, etc. it’s not like I dunno how I’m supposed to move, but the message gets lost @ the brain! *sigh*
-         Now @ 8:36pm I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:06. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I also promise not to play again till toms, coz today I’ve also played another one lasting over seven minutes and one more lasting 8:38!
Next, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force Ela to feed me a pear for morning tea. Again, I didn’t really mind coz I was sitting and could fully concentrate. Besides, I know what a kick PIG mum gets outta being able to gimme orders, etc. it’s not like I dunno how I’m supposed to move, but the message gets lost @ the brain! *sigh* In the midst of all her bossing me around, I spend ten more minutes  my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
-         Once PIG mum heads upstairs to get changed, I make a beeline for the car, less she come back downstairs and gleefully forced me on goodness knows whatever new exercises she came up with while upstairs changing. Unfortunately, the car’s locked; I call upstairs and ask PIG mum to please unlock it, but she just yells I can jolly well wait. Like I’ve explained before, just standing’s the hardest thing for me nowadays, but the 9.5 minutes I counted wasn’t too bad coz I just turned around and leaned my back to the car.
-         When PIG mum finally was ready, she tootled me off to see Ray for some massage and acupuncture. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we listened to some disc of old Canto singers all day and today, Era helped Ela stretch for thirty minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm like 200 times, holding each for a count of five.
-         Actually, PIG mum tootled us to Calamvale Central first, to buy groceries from Woolies and have lunch (this spinach and feta filo for me and some date loaf for her)At Ray’s, I used the loo once, bid hello to the failure popcorn light then lay down and got some acupuncture and massage. Obviously, PIG mum was in her elemenmt, yapping endlessly @ Ray, who was nice enough to always reply and keep a conversation going. Me, I was laughing after ay told me how he’d seen my facebook post using PIG mum’s account after she forgot to logout. XD
-         That finished, I used the loo once more then PIG mum tootled us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for more grocery shopping.
-         Back home, I turned off the alarm, used the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         When Aunty Kitty arrived fifteen minutes late, PIG mum let her inside and I headed into the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-         I had one tinkle before Aunty Kitty flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Kitty rekitted me, but I didn’t tinkle again coz I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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