Monday Post 210c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2270. Anyways, continuing events for tonight?

-        Now @ 8:27pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:07. That’s today’s quotas fulfilled, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Arvo tea was my second half of lunch and one yummy pear plus one mug of white tea with two sugars. Happiness was getting to read Hobb’s novel for one full hour but still have time to watch the whole sports report! :D As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour while watching her nutrition videos.

-        At 5:55pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        After Kim left, I happily tootled on for awhile; alas, PIG mum spoiled the fun by coming down from pigland, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline.

-        Only like I told Kim when she’d come to mind me, the torture session with Vincent the physio had left me with a sore back >< I knew PIG mum wanted to gleefully force me on goodness knows how long of stupid mat work activities for her; instead of going to the mats, I went instead to the massage chair and declared I needed to use it. Thankfully, PIG mum lemme enjoy two programs on that, the lower back and the upper back one.

-        That done, I had to let her gleefully force me on 40+ minutes of stupid floor exercises for her. I didn’t really mind, coz it’s not standing practice, but I’m definitely not doing anymore when I hit the sack tonight!

-        Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Only randomly, PIG mum chucked a complete cow not @ me, but dearest dad! O_o He in turn was grumpy back; luckily, my bowl of rice was already on the table; I just grabbed myself some lettuce and three slices of pork (it wasn’t pork mince but very crumbly) then munched in silence. Luckily, PIG mum calmed down enough to come back downstairs and pass me one bowl of soup to spoon dinner down with.

-        After taking my bowl over to the sink, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events plus what’s happening toms, else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday!

Cheers,

Em. ^^