Friday Post 264b

Heylo again, good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1107. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

-        Yay, 7^th consecutive sleep last night! That’s my new record for 2017: my 12^TH week of consecutive awesome sleeps! :D It very nearly didn’t happen, too: firstly, someone’s house alarm shrills awake the neighbourhood partway through the night and then secondly, the noisy garbage truck thunders down our road @ only like 4:50am! Luckily, both times I persuade my idiot bladder to return to sleep and awesome, nature doesn’t call until 6:50am~

-        After one pot :P trip, I immediately return to sleep, coz I wanna wake and use the pot :P once more when dearest dad comes to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work!

-        Success~ Don’t think I fell asleep again after that, though. Just counted numbers with Daddy Bear until PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs, which was my signal to use the pot :P once more.

-        At 6:13pm, I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:46. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

-        Now @ 6:21pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:21. That’s tonight’s quotas satisfied, and now I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I promise not to play again until toms coz I’ve played one game lasting more than seven minutes, another game lasting more than eight minutes and even one lasting more than nine minutes!

-        After PIG mum hit me with the eye goo and helped me exceedingly slightly with a bra, she left me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing about 1/3 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, because I realise I won’t get the chance to do so this arvo while I’m showering.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Thus begins a difficult day for me. First, I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me breakfast, which takes fifty-two separate orders from her. Like I’ve said, it’s not like I’m unaware how Ela’s supposed to act but the message just gets lost going from my idiot brain to her! Besides, who am I to deny PIG mum the kick she so obviously gets from bossing me around? *sigh*

-        Immediately following breakfast, I haveta let her gleefully FORCE L poor Ela to feed me breakfast. This time, she gloatingly gives me seventy-six separate orders. Repeat previous comment. *sigh*

-        Finally, I haveta let her gleefully FORCE L me to use the Wii Fit for like forty minutes; argh, I HATES standing practice!! ><

Lunch afterwards was half the yummy chicken puff I bought with Kim yesterday plus one cup of chrysanthemum tea with goji berry. Over breakfast, I also spend ten more minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After lunch, PIG mum tootles me over to Warrigal Square and we buy milk from Woolies.

-        Next, she dashes into The Fruit Temple @ Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown and buys some bananas.

-        Then I see Ray for some massage and acupuncture. PIG mum’s in her element, obviously, yapping ceaselessly @ him; me, I’m delighted and have once more bestowed upon Ray the rank of favourite long-lost cousin coz he made me some ice cream again! This time, it’s blueberry, not strawberry~

-        As PIG mum drives us home, she sees that the skies have darkened and lightning’s flashing ominously. Because she wants to pull all the washing back inside before the heavens open, she doesn’t insist I turn off the alarm; score!

-        When Aunty Lucia announces her arrival, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I don’t get to sing my second-favourite song this arvo but the Cathay aunties hold the showerhead over my back and keep me warm; score~

-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, creamed and rekitted. Then I walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Arvo tea’s exactly the same as lunch: half the chicken puff bun and another mug of chrysanthemum tea with goji berry.

-        When that’s finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Fingers crossed dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner somewhere tonight; it’s our last chance for a meal together this week coz he’s got brothers’ fellowship toms night!

-        Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed for another three HOURS of happy reading! Righteo, hopefully bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^