Friday Post 256c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total now stands @ 3157. Ha, I’m over three grand. XD Anyways, continuing events for Friday?

-         When Aunty A arrived, she and PIG mum went to order food. She had some kinda congee with fried dumplings (but I felt super-loved when she explained she wouldn’t gimme any coz I don’t eat prawns), I had yummy pork and thousand year egg congee with two slices of yummy shallot pancake (there were four but PIG mum immediately took two away and said they were for arvo tea later) while PIG mum had a continental breakfast. I think that’s what they’re called? You know, bacon, eggs, tomato, hash brown, toast, etc. I traded her some shallot pancake for some egg. Mostly, she just yapped @ Aunty A, while I spent the remainder of my mobile’s battery playing Candy Crush. XD

-         Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage. After using the loo once, I bid the failure popcorn light greetings and lay down. Again, PIG mum was in her element, yapping incessantly @ Ray, who was kind enough to always reply and keep a conversation going.

-         That finished, I used the loo once again and PIG mum tootled me back to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown coz she wanted to withdraw cash from the ATM. I thought she was gonna leave me inside the car while she did so, but no, she demanded I go with her! In that case, she could wait: Era helped Ela stretch for the whole fifteen minutes and she opened and closed her palm 100 times first, holding each for a count of five.

-         Lol turns out that ATM was down. Talk about a wasted trip. Only PIG mum really needed the cash, so she next tootled us off to Calamvale Central to try access that ATM.

-         But just her luck: that ATM was outta order, too! XD

-         Hence she called it a day and tootled us home.

-         After turning off the alarm, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         When Aunty Lucia announced her arrival about five minutes late, PIG mum let her inside and I walked myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. Oh, how I wish Aunty Lucia would stop coming: she’s such a GOSSIP! *sigh*

-         I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted before walking myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Arvo tea was the two yummy slices of shallot pancake taken from my lunch plus one cup of Chinese tea.

-         Surprisingly, Aunty Lucia was about to leave five minutes early but I distracted her by asking her how was her son Matthew doing down interstate; that started her yapping again. XD

-         I used the loo once more for two tinkles before returning online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Unsurprisingly, right after dearest dad arrived home, PIG mum raced downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline and gleefully forced me on 45+ minutes of stupid floor exercises for her. I’m not complaining, since that means I got outta from having to endure any blasted standing practice for her today, but once I reach bed tonight, I’m so refusing to do anymore!

-         Before dinner, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy kalian, lotsa sup carrot, tomato and potato, one chunk of am and one delicious slice of smoked chicken.

-         Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^