Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 5643 (ha, I’m more than half a normal person today XD) and secondly, the probable final, final spam count for the weekend’s now eight. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?
- Firstly, doubt I’ll get the chance to do the Lumosity games tonight, coz I’m typing this out. Oh well.
- PIG mum came downstairs just when I was about to start doing the brain games. She immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
- First, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><
- Back inside, I first had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me a banana. That took fifty-one different orders from her. Like I say every time this happens, it’s not like I’m unaware how Ela’s supposed to move, but the message just doesn’t get to her from my idiot brain!
- Next, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some yummy Josephine pear. That was another seventy-nine different orders. I’m just glad I told Ethan last week that obviously I know how I’m supposed to act but my stupid arm doesn’t get the message and besides, who am I to deny PIG mum the chance to boss me around? *sigh* At least PIG mum turned Seven’s 6pm news on, and I could listen to that.
- See? PIG mum even timed things so that she was in the midst of bossing me around when dearest dad got home from badminton. Meaning she got to show off to him exactly how much power she has over me. >< *sigh*
- When I showered, I washed and dried my hair, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum seriously helped with nothing bar Elf’s AFO and to make life more difficult for me than it already is when she gleefully forced poor Ela to hold socks, etc.
- Before leaving for dinner, I quickly used the loo for one more tinkle.
- Dad drove us to Woka Woka for dinner; ‘twas my first time to sit right @ the back; I never knew there were comfy booths along the back wall, too!
- As expected, I got piss little; barely half a bowl of rice and half the warm Horlicks but I had one scallop!
- After dinner I played Candy Crush on my mobile. Bollocks to PIG mum who claims she’s a quiet person: she ended up chatting her head off to the female waitress! XD
- Dinner paid for, dad tootled us back home, I used the loo once more for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Repeat once more @ 9:30pm.
- Toms: I’m seeing Aunty Ann for a massage toms morning coz she’s going whale watching Tuesday!
- Early arvo torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< I’m telling him I’m gonna stay seated because the pressure sore on my left big toe’s really hurting; he’s a male physio and I seriously don’t wanna tell him my groin’s hurting! XD
- Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. I’ve forgotten: did she say I could drink a white tea with two sugars on Monday/Tuesday? Anyways, hopefully she’ll lemme outta shoelace tying practice and I can get to read for one more happy hour!
- Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Only fifteen minutes till i haveta let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed; no time to do the Lumosity brain games. Will go reflect on the Psalms instead.
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