Saturday, October 21, 2017

Saturday Post 212c

Good evening! Apparently, Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1341. Again, don’t ask me how I plodded more than 1000 steps without leaving the house today. XD Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
-         Alas, after dearest dad returned home, PIG mum flew downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-         For the next forty+ minutes, I had to let her gleefully force me on stupid mat exercises for her. That’s fine, coz it means I got outta any blasted standing practice today, but poor Ela was in all sorts of pain having to do the two exercises PIG mum ordered her on. >< That’s okay, I just haveta keep reminding myself that PIG mum actually GETS PLEASURE from seeing me in pain (she said so herself back in 2010) and I’m definitely refusing to do anymore for her tonight!
-         Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy kalian one chunk of yummy roasted chicken and some yummy slices of BBQ chicken. A yummy dinner!
-         Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         Anyways, I’ve already exceeded the PISSY two hour net time limit PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to; I’d best go do the Lumosity brain games for her now. Fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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