Wednesday Post 256f

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2237. Anyways, continuing today’s events?

-         I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). After using the loo for one more tinkle, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Arvo tea was some yummy kiwi fruit and one mug of green tea. Happiness was getting to read ready Player One for thirty minutes; I reached page 225 @ 5:45pm.

-         One reason why Wednesday’s are my favourite days: I get to watch twenty-five minutes of Seven’s news! The most interesting surname I found tonight was ‘Somerville’; I wonder how many other schools are also surnames? As for Kim, she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour while watching her YouTube videos.

-         At 6:25pm, I went to the loo once more for one tinkle then returned online, walking myself slowly and safely so as not to let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.

-         I was content to stay online till dinnertime; alas that PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.

-         Thus I had to let her gleefully force me on 35+ plus minutes of stupid floor exercises for her. I didn’t really mind, coz it wasn’t bloody standing practice, but I’m so not doing anymore for her tonight once I reach bed!

-         Actually, I was rather pissed that she wouldn’t lemme go do a number two because she thought it more important to gleefully force me to do those exercises for her. PIG mum has always harped on about how it’s important to go do a number two when your bowels are calling and it’s unhealthy to hold it in; well, I had no choice but to hold it in while I was letting her gleefully force me to do all those stupid exercises for her, meaning nothing came out when I could finally go! >< *sigh*

-         Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummykailan, lotsa yummy broccoli, one tiny slice of salmon, one equally small slice of smoked chicken and maybe some soup meat.

-         Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Hey, today I've managed SIX posts! That's only ever happened a couple of times before! XD