Saturday Post 211b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 836. Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?
- When Kim announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
- I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both calves and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO m. ^and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
- Actually, correction: before that, dad ordered that I sit down @ the piano and sightread the song he was leading @ church toms being the chairperson role.
- Because of that, I almost didn’t have time to read for one more happy hour! O_o Luckily, by reading through the parts of the sports report that didn’t interest me, like the surfing, I managed to get one more hour of reading in, which means I’ve gotten to for like three whole hours today :D
- After watching the sports report, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- After I’d signed Kim off with my thanks and byes, dad ordered me over to the piano again to keep playing the song that he’s leading as chairperson for church toms. Only my sight-reading skills are outta practice and dad was snarking that my rhythm was all wrong; luckily, I came up with a great idea: find the song on YouTube! Problem solved~
- So fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner tonight, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
- Cheers,
- E