Monday, October 30, 2017

Monday Post 213d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5319. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-         Hair chopped short, we have lunch @ Chatterbox (filo and hot chocolate for me, while reading the day’s Courier Mail). Alas that Dino isn’t there!
-         Weekly torture session for me afterwards with Vincent. Physio today: sat first go, then stood most session. Wrist extension and internal rotation for Ela; bent twelve times to touch shoes.
-         Afterwards, PIG mum and I buy groceries from Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown before heading home.
-         When Kim arrives to mind me from 4pm till 6pm, I head into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 29% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-         I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         Arvo tea’s the yummy chicken sushi roll I bought earlier this arvo plus one mug of white tea with two sugars. Not sure why Kim’s decided I’m allowed one cup of white tea with two sugars only on Monday and not the other days, but hey.
-         My real joy, however, was getting to read Fool’s Fate for one more happy hour! I reached page 700 @ 5:10pm then page 525 @ 5:55pm. As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom, she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like fifty-five minutes while watching her YouTube videos.
-         At 5:55pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         *sigh* After Kim leaves, I plop happily online for like fort minutes; unfortunately, within five seconds of PIG mum tumbling downstairs, she gleefully booted me offline.
-         Thus follows 60+ minutes (I kid you noy: MORE THAN ONE HOUR!) of me letting her gleefully force me on stupid floor exercises for her. I only really mind the arm one, coz that one seriously HURTS. >< Guess I just haveta remind myself that PIG mum finds PLEASURE from seeing me in such discomfort (I’m not making stories up; she really said that once!) >< *sigh*
-         Before dinner, I walk myself slowqly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy kalian and some yummy pork mince with tomato. Alas that PIG mum ruined the dish by adding yucky eggplant to it! >< XD
-         Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then after taking my bowl over to the sink, I walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         At 9pm I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         Toms: hopefully will see a movie! PIG mum says my gift card still has one movie left~
-         Will see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage @ 2pm. Bet PIG mum’s relishing the chance to yap unceasingly @ her. XD
-         Kim’s back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed for another hour’s worth of blissful reading!
-         Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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