Friday, October 13, 2017

Friday Post 255d

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 5170. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-         Arvo tea was the yummy kaarage sushi roll I’d bought from Little Tokyo earlier with PIG mum @ Calamvale Central plus one mug of chrysanthemum water/tea with goji berry. I was smart; I waited until Aunty Kitty appeared before asking PIG mum please for a lil soya sauce (four drops, precisely) because I knew she would’ve refused if Aunty Kitty hadn’t come out yet; she just wants to show Aunty Kitty how benevolent she is. XD
-         As usual, Aunty kitty left five minutes early but still got the full hour’s pay. Dunno why PIG mum says I’m not allowed to mind this, but hey.
-         Once she left, I did a stinky unspeakable then returned online.
-         Alas that PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland almost immediately after dearest dad had returned home, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-         To stall for time I used the loo for one tinkle first, but ‘twas inevitable: for the next fifty-five minutes, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force me on 55+ minutes of stupid mat floor exercises for her. I didn’t really mind, coz that means I got one day of blasted standing practice, but I’m so not doing anymore tonight!
-         Before dinner, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-         Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm (I wanna tell her about my newest dream!) then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Looking forward also to starting my new book club novel and hopefully getting a few good reading hours in! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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