Em. ^^
Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands
@ 5170. Ha, I’m more than half a normal person today. XD Anyways, continuing
events for today?
- After PIG mum hit me with the eye goo and helped me very
slightly with a bra strap, I gave myself fifteen more minutes then got myself
mostly independently kitted. PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both
laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the
bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one
more tinkle, but head back outside when I realise feel like a stinky
unspeakable. Only PIG mum orders me back into the loo to do it first! I surmise
it’s coz she wants to gleefully force me on an entire morning’s of stupid
exercises for her, so while back over the loo, I also fully lean against the
side rail and spend several minutes continuing
my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me
get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind
the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day
whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him,
despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good
attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase
'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent
life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of
Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets
to live?? *sigh*
-once I get outside, so begins a dreadful morning for Ela. First,
I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force her to feed me breakfast. That takes
forty-eight different commands from her. Like, I know how Els supposed to
function; alas the message gets lost going from the brain to her … besides, I can’t
deny PIG mum the kick she so very obviously gets outta from bossing me around.
*sigh*
- Now @ 8:50pm , I’ve
finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:15 .
That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
Actually, I promise not to play again until toms, because for my first game I already
lasted 7:12 !
- Next, I haveta let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some banana. That takes 126 separate commands from her; please repeat the comment I said in the previous point. *sigh*
- After using the loo for one more tinkle, I get into the 4WD and PIG mum tootles us off to Calamvale Central. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we listen to Kelly Clarkson’s ‘Stronger’ album all day too and Era helps Ela stretch for like thirty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least 150 times, holding each for a count of five.
- Since
there’s barely ant line-up @ JIT Style Cuts, I have a haircut while PIG
mum orders us lunch from Chatterbox. My hairdresser’s from
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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