Thursday Post 219

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2083 steps (ha, I’m just over two grand XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Secrets Of Self-Control (2) but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and NINETEEN MINUTES online after PIG mum gets home and I let her nab @ least half my arvo tea!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:50pm, I lasted 5:24. Now, lemme play one more game of Bejeweled lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Yay, awesome sl – bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 219f

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2440. lol, I’m sure I’ll reach 2500 some night; just not tonight. XD Righteo, final, final events for Wednesday?

• After publishing the previous post, I return to editing my special blog post. Remember, I’ve gotta post it up by tonight!
• At 9pm, I walk myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Tonight’s ice cream night; like I say every week, a very little’s better than none! Actually, I vaguely recall awful PIG mum saying she wouldn’t lemme have any tonight coz apparently I’ve been gaining weight; if that awful event does come to pass, I’ll haveta ask Kim toms can she please take me through the Maccas drive-thru for a soft serve.
• Coz toms, Kim’s taking me for my fortnightly shopping trip! Looking forward to meeting the Lungs for lunch @ Ho Lin Wah; Pastor Chris can make it along, for once! Originally I’d said Woka Woka but Pastor Grace could we eat somewhere else coz she’d already had Woka Woka earlier this week. Well, I just needed a HK-style cold milk tea and suggested how about Sunnybank Oriental/Ho Lin Wah instead? Pastor Grace chose Ho Lin Wah, so hopefully there’ll be parking available upon arrival (Pinelands Plaza always has crappy parking; what I mean is the place is often full) and Kim won’t haveta circle around and around the place.
• Then fingers crossed dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner somewhere toms night!
• Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts; that’s even rarer than five! XD

Wednesday Post 219e

Good evening again! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2385 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Dicipline Or Punishment?’ Anyways, continuing events for today?

• After reading for thirty minutes, we got to watch Seven’s 6pm news for twenty-five minutes! When Kim first flicked the television on and there was reception, I laughed and told her, “Sorry, you’re not allowed to change the channel, lest the reception run away when it’s time for the news.” XD The most interesting surname I found was ‘Dakka’, BTW~
• At 6:25pm, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Kim’s back toms and taking me for my fortnightly shopping trip~
• I happily returned online; once I’d reached my allotted two hours, I immediately switched to editing my Birthday Celebrations 2017 post, because it’s due tonight!
• When dearest dad called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle before joining the parents @ the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bean sprouts, one yummy Chinese mushroom and some silver perch.
• Dinner was spooned down with one small bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Back to finishing my birthday celebrations post now! Fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts! Yup, I can usually manage that every Wednesday~ XD

Wednesday Post 219d

Potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands 2293. Anyways, continuing last night’s events?

• Great meeting last night; during the break, I went around the room and showed several people (Mark, Marvin, Steph and Neil) how PIG mum had finally found my badge! XD)
• After one more loo trip, Kim tootled me back to Maccas for my Happy Meal before dropping me back home.
• I noted down my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, quickly did each Lumosity brain game once and then let dad gleefully force me off to bed. Score – PIG mum wasn’t around to gleefully force poor Ela to hold things. Bonus – Elf got to wear a sock this morning~
• Today: yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Daddy Bear and I cuddle and snore for another hour, me waking to use the pot :p once more when dearest dad comes to kiss me before leaving for work @ 7:45am.
• Another hour’s worth of happy cuddling and snoring for Daddy Bear and I; PIG mum a-THUMPING around being my signal to wake and use the pot :P once more. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more.
• At 7:05pm, I’ve just finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 8:59! Right, promise I won’t play again till toms. XD

PIG mum comes to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast ripped into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk, which I pour for myself. Over breakfast, I spend ten more minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• When Aunty Deana announces her arrival @ 10am, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Thanks to Aunty Deana who gives me a hand back to the gobbling :P table, where I finish breakfast then pop online for awhile.
• Early lunch happens around 11:15am; two minute noodles for Aunty Deana and a tuna with tomato and onion toastie for me. Thanks to Aunty Deana who added one slice of cheese for me; we both drank water coz awful PIG mum WASTED the remaining milk by THROWING IT OUT after she discovered I’d had one mug! I mean, fair’s fair, isn’t it? You gimme a teacupful of water, I’ll just drink a teacupful of milk, but if you gimme a full mug of water, surely I’m entitled to a mugful of milk too?? *sigh*
• After lunch, ‘twas time to watch the episode of The Good Doctor that PIG mum had taped for me last night!
• PIG mum came home near the end of the episode; I used the loo once more and did a stinky unspeakable, before PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio.
• Physio today: hiked ten steps of stairs ten times normally, walked treadmill @ 1km/he for eight minutes @ 2km/ge for two minutes, several sit-to-stands sans AFO, weightshifting, reaching cone work for Ewla. I felt loved, coz while I was hiking the stairs, a bunch of UQ physio students appeared @ the mouth of the stairs with someone (presumably their lecturer/tutor); when I’d finished hiking the stairs, leant briefly against the wall for a quick breather before Sonia told me to head back into the NAB; I started walking past the students then joked, “Hey, thanks for the honour guard; I’ve never had one before!” the students laughed and then they began clapping! One even cheered, “Keep it up; you’re going good!” On the downside, evil Sonia was going on about Zev STILL! >< XD Ela did irritately try to smack her in the face but I told you, “You know I’m not really pissed with you, right? If I was, it’d be my right arm smacking you, and it wouldn’t be that gentle!” Sonia laughed, agreed and reassured me that she was just having me on. XD
• When in the loo before leaving, PIG mum told me that Margit was retiring on Friday! “I’m not gonna see her again!” I exclaim. “Hopefully she’ll be downstairs when we reach ground floor; I wanna say bye to her and wish her all the best!” Actually, she may have been attending some informal meeting, but I beckoned her out then took a seat in front of reception. Hugs for us (I apologised to her again for thinking that her name was Margaret, not Margit XD) and she even left me her e-mail so that we can keep in contact after she’s gone!
• We were stuck in traffic along the highway coz there was a car accident around Exit Five, but we still made good time home.
• I turned off the alarm then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When Kim announces her arrival two minutes early, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and dry my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 21% of my shorter second-favourite song aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea’s one yummy banana; thanks also to Kim for a mug of white tea with two sugars! See, usually Monday’s white tea day but Carol was here Monday, not Kim, then yesterday PIG mum was hanging around and obviously Kim wouldn’t dare lemme have a white tea then but thankfully this arvo she’d stayed upstairs, meaning we could both enjoy a white tea in peace. XD
• After reading for thirty minutes, we got to – hopefully bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 219c

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2105 (yeah, I’m over two grand XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after Kim leaves from minding me for two hours! Righteo, continuing last night’s events?

• Around 5:30pm, PIG mum sends us packing. We get a great run along the highway, which means I unfortunately don’t get a chance to listen to the news, but oh well.
• Tonight I’m suddenly called to be timer! I dig out my phone, pleased that I’d downloaded a stopwatch earlier but then realised I didn’t know how to reset the thing, coz there was literally only two buttons: ‘start’ and ‘stop’! I asked Steph for help; she directed me to Shaun, the IT guy. Shaun pokes @ the phone for like ten seconds, then laughs and hands it back. “After you press start,” he explains, “once you press start it’ll just automatically reset..”
• Now @ 4:27pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:30. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 219b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Also, I’ve muddled my post numberings up, but hey. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2952; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 364 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) thirdly, Joni’s devotional topic from last night’s ‘Singing in His Shadow’ and fourthly, TWFT topic’s ‘Secrets of Self-Control (1) but fifthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWELVE MINUTES online after I get back home from UQ physio!! Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

• Thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she arrived. I stayed online till 4:40pm then went for my quickest possible shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today.
• At 10:44am I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:05. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• After gettingdried, creamed and rekitted, arvo tea was my yummy sushi roll and one mug of green tea. After cleaning the bathroom, Kim very gently and very sporadically massages Ela for around ten minutes.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. I realised I've muddled up the numbering for my posts but oh well, who cares. XD

Wednesday Post 219

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 229

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2734 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Rules Of Engagement’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online when I get home from Toastmasters!! *sigh* But just noting down that horrid PIG mum ruined my awesome sleep streak last night; @ 2:30am she suddenly started a-THUMPING around upstairs! I’d asked my bladder to please lemme fall back asleep again but then PIG mum STOMPED downstairs and started SLAPPING away in her slippers. But I finally had another dream!! For this dream, I was meeting Pastor Grace for lunch @ Ho Lin Wah for lunch; when she arrives, she ducks out to go buy sth and while she’s gone, I pass my latest level of Candy Crush! The dream ends with both Pastor Grace and my dearest dad appearing tocelebrate my achievement with me. XD Suffered an awful morning @ the hands of horrid PIG mum: first, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me breakfast (that took longer than thirty minutes); next, she gleefully tried to FORCE L me to stand on that vibrating machine for her but turning it on shot the television reception, meaning she decided instead to gleefully FORCE L me to plod 500 steps on the bloody cross trainer for her. Meaning I’m definitely singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! >< Had lunch @ home before grabbing a quick haircut from Go Cutt (formely JIT style cuts) then seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Kim’s hear now and will take me to Toastmasters tonight; I’m timekeeping! So fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme bring some dinner home from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago! Tomorrow Aunty Deana’s coming to mind me from 10:30am till 1:30pm before I’ve got UQ physio @ the NAB. Presumably it’s Kim coming back to mind me from 4:30pm till 6:30pm; I’m looking forward to watching twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news for her! Best of all, it’s ice cream night tonight; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. At 5:26pm I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:18. Now, I might not have time to play another lasting between six and seven minutes, so will try play catchups toms. XD

Monday Post 229f

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4485. Lol, that’s the closest I’ve been to being half a normal person this year, maybe? XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: I’m seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage @ like 2pm (bet PIG mum’s eagerly relishing the chance to yap ceaselessly @ her XD) but I think PIG mum says we need haircuts toms. That’ll be @ Calamvale Central, so fingers crossed we can have lunch @ Chatterbox afterwards!
• Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm and taking me out to Toastmasters toms night! We’re in room B-506, and I’m Timekeeper! Fingers crossed she’ll lemme buy some dinner back from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate surely @ LEAST two DECADES ago!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts! That’s even rarer than five~ XD

Monday Post 229e

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4422 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Chicken Shelter’. Anyways, continuing events for tonight?

• Lol, I thought Wendy was really nice! After she asked and I told her what had befallen me, she agreed that I’d been played a sh*tty hand but she said I was inspiring coz I hadn’t given up and was still plugging on. I’m aware how PIG mum would’ve reacted had she heard this: “Wendy was only nice to you coz she only saw you for the first time and doesn’t know your true colours,” but hey, ‘twas nice to meet someone who might just understand how tough I’ve got things …
• I tootled happily online for awhile; unfortunately PIG mum spoiled the fun when she tumbled down from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
• Thankfully, I didn’t haveta let her gleefully force me to do anymore awful standing practice for her. No, tonight she lemme sit and gleefully forced mostly poor Ela to fold the day’s washing for her. I didn’t really mind coz I was seated and could concentrate; besides, I know what a kick  she gets outta being able to gimme orders. Like I’m sure I’ve explained before, it’s not like I’m unaware which action Ela’s supposed to perform but alas, the message just gets lost @ my stupid brain. Of course, dad arrived home from work in the meantime, meaning PIG mum could show off to him how much power she has over me and what a piece of sh*t I have become. *sigh*
• Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, lotsa soup carrot and tomato, a little yummy beef mince and onion, and one wee but delicious chunk of chicken.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Monday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I've already managed FIVE posts; that usually only happens Wednesdays! XD

Monday Post229d

Potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3871.  Anyways, potential final, final events for Monday?

• Wendy arrived seven minutes late today, explaining that she’d been stuck in traffic along Logan Rd. thanks to PIG mum who let her in; me, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice hot shower for me – hairwash today. Also thanks to Wendy who kindly helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Wendy rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doping EWlf’s AFO straps and one more when she was putting the watch back on.
• Back outside, I belatedly realised I’d forgotten to dry behind my ears. XD
• Arvo tea was some yummy dragon fruit and one mug of green tea. Happiness was getting to read for one hour! Today I reached page 150 @ 5pm then page 175 @ 5:40pm. As for Wendy, she sat and gently massaged Ela for about one hour, although she tended to just … well, hold Ela! Apparently Ela has lotsa involuntary movements.
• At 6pm, I used the loo once more for two tinkles. Turns out Wendy has three sons but her husband passed in like 2003 with like prostate cancer and she now lives with some other gentleman who also suffers from cancer. I’ll prolly never see her again coz she’s agency; Care Agency Australia, I think.
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? I’ve only got an appointment to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage in the arvo. *sigh* I’m already dreading how PIG mum’s most probably already thinking about how she’s gonna make my life miserable…
• But Kim’s minding me from 4pm till 9pm coz she’s taking me out to Toastmasters toms night! We’re in some new room: B506. Think I’ll ask Kim to find it while I’m showering. Oh, and I’m Timekeeping toms.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. At 6:30pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Monday Post 229c

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3607 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed TEN MINUTES online after Wendy minds me for two hours!! Righteo, continuing today’s events?

• At 2:57pm, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:27. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• More cuddling and snoring for the teddies and I; the phone ringing about one hour later’s my signal to wake and use the pot :P again.
• HALLELUJAH! XD PIG mum came downstairs, poked me, then said, “You’re gonna be overjoyed.” I clue in immediately. “No physio with Vincent today!!” I cheer, ecstatic. Turns out they’re renovating; now, if only the renovations could last the entire year!! XD
• Now @ 3:32pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:32. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again till toms, coz during my first game I already lasted almost 7.5 minutes!
• So PIG mum hits me with the eye goo and helps me exceedingly slightly with a bra before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out to the gobbling :P table when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.

Breakfast is some plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P (it didn’t really matter that I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto each pill bottle jar while Era unscrewed each lid, the pills were taken out and Era rescrewed the lid because I was seated and could fully concentrate) and one full mug of milk, which I poured for myself. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Over the loo, I do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Afterwards, I tootle online for awhile. Alas that then I haveta let awful PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty-five minutes.
• Returning online for just over thirty minutes, when PIG mum orders me over to the kitchen and cook lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely to where she is, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Argh, PIG mum gleefully FORCES L me to stand and cook two minute noodles with one bowl of frozen vegies for her; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><
• Lunch is just washed down with one cup of water that I pour for myself, coz PIG mum couldn’t be bothered boiling any tea. She was feeling anti-social and flounced off to sit @ the sofa where she could watch China’s The Voice; I enjoyed getting to surreptitiously read several pages of Eddings’ The Sorceress of Darshiva. XD Not sure why you’re not supposed to read when you’re eating?
• After lunch, I used the loo once for one tinkle then climbed into the car. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we listened to 97.3FM all day too and today, Era helped Ela stretch for twenty minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five. Oh, Era also rubbed Ela’s fingers for five minutes.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 229b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I just get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding only 467 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘instead Of Worrying, Pray’ but thiordly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online later!! Anyways, events for today?

Yay, 2^nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking to use the pot :P once more about one hour later when dearest dad comes to kiss me bye before leaving for work.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 229

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 229d

total for Sunday now stands @ 1678 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend’s now seven. Righteo, final, final events for Sunday?

• After publishing the previous post, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? Apart from seeing Vincent the physio for an early afternoon torture session, don’t think I’ve got anything planned. But hopefully CODA will ring toms morning and lemme know who’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm coz Kim can’t make it. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 229c

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1593 (ha, I’m over 1.5 grand XD) but I’ve just realised: I’m hoping to watch Australian Spartan @ 7pm!! So hopefully bbl with the rest of today’s events, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Good evening again! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1907 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘O Love That Won’t Let Go. But nature’s calling, so just noting down that I endured a horrid arvo @ the hands of PIG mum who gleefully FORCED L me to use the Wii Fit for her; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< When I showered, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 26% of my shorter second-favourite song aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Then I went to watch Australian Spartan; great show! Will definitely hopefully watch it again next Sunday @ 7pm! Dinner was rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, some yummy strips of ham, some tiny chunks of chicken and a wee slice of yummy scrambled egg. Oh, and I found my little notecard! Noting down that during my epic three hour read yesterday, I reached pg. twenty-five @ 10:50am, pg. fifty @ 12:45pm, pg. seventy-five @ 1:20pm, pg. 100 @ 5:05pm, pg. 111 @ 5:20pm and pg. 125 @ 5:40pm! Anyways, hopefully brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Monday, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 229b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1593 (ha, I’m over 1.5 grand XD) but I’ve just realised: I’m hoping to watch Australian Spartan @ 7pm!! So hopefully bbl with the rest of today’s events, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 229

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1307 steps; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Strengthen Your Faith (3)’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s six. Anyways, events for today?

Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Usually, nature calls every hour after that first morning call, but for some reason Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored till like 7:20am, when PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs!
• After she lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly not only with a bra but a tee because dearest dad hasn’t left for church yet, she leaves me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

PIG mum returns to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, after which I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• At 3:22pm I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:58. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk, which I pour for myself after PIG mum’s gone upstairs to get changed. Over breakfast I happily watch Weekend Sunrise; thanks to dearest dad who left the television on!
• Now @ 3:44pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting exactly 6:00. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I also further promise not to play again until toms, coz for my first game I already lasted slightly over seven minutes!

After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the 4WD, and she tootled us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; neither would she lemme turn the music on, coz she was ‘too busy preparing her heart to worship God’, whatever that really means. No matter, I just spent that short car trip with both eyes closed; up until the intersection with Logan Road, I told the cruel and unfaithful God silently how much I totally DESPISED Him and then from the intersection until PIG mum reached the church entrance, I spent that time finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• At church, I used the loo for one tinkle then joined class. PIG mum immediately bolted upstairs for the Canto service.
• Just seven people attended today; Wilson finally finished the Bible overview and apparently next week he’s asking his wife to come along and share her experience! Today’s also Sarah’s break from Lent; she decided to refrain from consuming sugar so this morning she dumped a lil bag of green tea Kit Kat, one lil bag of marshmallows and one lil box of Roses chocolate lollies and bid us all share!
• Bible study over, I used the loo once for one tinkle, grabbed a lil morning tea and sat down beside Leanne’s nanny; she’s such a sweetheart~
• Time for service, I hiked upstairs and grabbed my usual seat. PIG mum raced away for her very informal ‘fellowship’ with all the other church aunties who can’t be bothered attending Bible Study like my dearest dad does; I’m pretty sure they just drink coffee and gossip. XD
• Score, I get to stay seated for worship today~ I sing everything I knew, plus the harmony for four songs, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Uncle Roger! I learnt today that he’s like thirteen years older than PIG mum and that his wife Helen’s three years older than him.
• After service, I use the loo once more then PIG mum tootles us out to lunch with dearest dad @ the Springwood Maccas. When we arrived, I groused @ dad, “Aunty A wanted to have lunch with us! But after she heard you’d only be going to Maccas, she ditched us; sheesh, choose Café Mi next time, okay?? XD
• For lunch we all enjoyed the cheap McFeast deal and happily read the day’s copy of the Sunday Mail.
• Lunch finished, PIG mum tootled us home. I turned off the alarm, used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Tonight I’m planning to watch Australian Spartan!
• Toms: perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me? I don’t have any plans in the morning but will see Vincent the physio for a torture session in the early arvo …

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 229d

One final greeting for Saturday! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3032 9ha, I’m just over three grand XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Pleasures in Paradise’. Righteo, final, final events for Saturday?

• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second –favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was one yummy banana and one mug of green tea, but my main joy was that I got to read for one more hour, meaning I’ve spent THREE HOURS today with my nose buried in a book! :D pity I’ve lost the card where I noted down what time I reached what pages, though. *sigh* As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom, she sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour, while watching her nutrition videos.
• At 5:55pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim’s back and taking me to Toastmasters on Tuesday! Must remember to check my roster and see who’s coming Monday.
• Soon after Kim left, PIG mum flew downstairs, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
• Thus I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Then just my luck, dad arrives home from work when I’ve less than three minutes left, meaning PIG mum gets to show off to him how much power she has over me and how crap I am. ><
• But dad took us out to dinner afterwards @ Sunnybank oriental, coz fireworks were scheduled @ like 8:30pm.
• I got piss little, of course: less than one bowl of rice and less than one bowl of congee, but hey, I’ve never expected a decent amount when I’m eating out with the parents. *sigh*
• But turns out the fireworks were postponed due to bad weather! Apparently it’ll happen next Saturday instead, even though the weather forecast’s still looking gloomy …
• When I was letting the parents gleefully FORCEL me to walk back to the 4WD, for some reason they kept bitching that I walked with my chin stuck out? Just meant that while dad was driving us home, I slowly, softly but most hatefully sang a parody of some Jacky Cheung song to my own words: I’ll never, ever, ever worship you, God. You are always unfaithful to me. If I knew any other way, I wouldn’t ever worship You, but I’m stuck with You and I just hate it…
• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and
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unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Only then I had to let awful PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to stand and let her gleefully force me to put all the day’s washing into the washing machine; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< Gosh, I sure hope I’m still awake after counting to five hundred coz there’s nothing better I’d like to do than sing myself to sleep. ><

·        Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, the special thing can be that PIG mum’s FINALLY found my badge and I’ve got just less than one month to wear it!

·        Will prolly haveta have lunch with the parents @ Maccas. *sigh*

·        Also braced for another stressful afternoon @ the hands of mother. ><

·        But no matter, coz I’m planning to watch Australian Spartan toms night! Righteo, hope to see everyone @church toms!

·        Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 229c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2316. Anyways, continuing events for Saturday?

• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself ( thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safelu out to the gobbling :P table, again Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 737. Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

• Kim arrived one minute late but knew to let herself in, phew. I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

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Saturday Post 229b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 737. Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

• Kim arrived one minute late but knew to let herself in, phew. I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 229

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding only 547 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Strengthen Your Faith (2)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIVE MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 2:17, I lasted 5:07. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

I used the pot :P once last night around 4am and once more around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

The teddies and I cuddle and snore for one more hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum hits me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day’s work. After dearest dad has retucked the teddies and I back into bed and promised to stay quiet so that we can snore in peace, before returning to happy snorings with Daddy Bear I spend another ten minutes minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After resuming our happy snorings together, I wake twice more for the pot :P before (I’m supposing) Besta rings fractionally after 10am. I presume it’s Besta ringing saying she’ll be late and since I can hear dad being noisy doing stuff in the garage, I yell for him but he doesn’t hear me.
• But she doesn’t arrive till 10:30am! Turns out she’d locked her keys inside her car and had to walk to her sister’s place and get the spare keys. XD
• Now @ 3:28pm, I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:28. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• I skip my fifteen more minutes, instead asking Besta to please help me get kitted right away coz Saturday’s the only day when I get the chance to read for three whole hours and I don’t wanna miss that!
• We head over to the bathroom where I brush teeth. Thanks to Besta who squirts some toothpaste for mel ;ucky Ela has had TWO breaks this week!

After using the loo for one more tinkle (while waiting for Besta’s arrival, I’d already spent ten final minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!) I wash and dry Era then head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.

• Sweet, dad has left me one whole egg and ham sandwich, meaning I don’t have search the pantry for morning tea. I also enjoy my first mug of white tea with two sugars (giving the teabag a suck XD) then happily read for like seventy minutes. Oh, I finished Insurgent @ 11:15am; thanks to Besta who brought me over Eddings’ novel (Sorceress of Darshiva; 4^th book from the Mallorean series, I think) to continue reading. As for Besta, after she tidied my bedroom she sat and watched the Winter Olympics while gently massaging Ela for forty-five minutes.
• At midday, she takes me to the loo for one tinkle; back seated I ring Aunty Lai and we chat awhile. Thanks to Besta who makes one mug of warm Milo for me.
• I can’t find Aunty Nga afterwards so continue reading. Besta serves me lunch: one full bowl of fried rice with my second (and presumably final mug of white tea with two sugars.
• She leaves @ 1:30pm; I keep munching lunch and reading and have already had my nose buried in a book for two hours; hopefully I can squeeze one more hour of reading in when Kim’s here!
• After lunch, I do a stinky unspeakable before walking myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Well, the special thing can be that PIG mum FINALLY FOUND MY BADGE!! :D I can’t wait to wear it toms and show everyone! XD
• So hopefully bbl after Kim leaves, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 218e

One final good evening! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3482 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week’s now sixteen. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle then back online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed I’ll get to spend three happy hours with my nose buried in a book! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts! That usually only happens Wednesdays~ XD

Friday Post 218d

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3423 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Golden Intervals’. Anyways, continuing today’s events?

• Now @ 8:03pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:39. That’s today’s quotas fulfilled, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms coz playing my first game, I already lasted 7:13!
• After quickly using the loo for one more tinkle, I headed out to the garage. PIG mum passed me a lil mug of milk, then I climbed into Mariana’s car and she tootled me off to meet Kylie!
• Why doesn’t Maccas offer breakfast wraps anymore?? We pulled over into the drive-thru for some breakfast, but I got told they don’t sell breakkie wraps anymore! Instead, I just stuck with a bacon and egg Mcmuffin while Mariana had an iced latte. Oh, we ordered one hashbrown each but I ended up eating both coz Mariana suddenly decided she didn’t want hers!
• When we arrived, turns out Kylie had to suddenly leave coz her kid @ childcare wasn’t feeling well. Instead, I met someone knew, Mel.
• Totally embarrassing thing: I’d been given a cup of water, and I thought I’d finished it. Well telling the ladies my blue underwear story, I picked up the cup for emphasis and turns out I’d not finished it yet, coz it spilt! XD >< I’m immediately apologising like crazy while both ladies are laughing their heads off. XD
• Next Friday, they’re coming to see me!
• When we left, Mariana tootled me home but got us lost. I’m no help, my direction sense is even worse! >< XD
• Back home, I use the loo once for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When PIG mum calls lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Lunch is two minute chicken Maggi noodles with lotsa frozen vegies and like two cuttlefish balls.
• Lunch is washed down with one mug of Chinese tea, after which I walk myself slowly and safely to the 4ED, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• PIG mum tootles me off to see ray for some massage and acupuncture. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listen to 97.3FM all day too and today, Era helps Ela stretch for twenty-five minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm 150 times, holding each for a count of five.
• At Ray’s, I use the loo for one tinkle then lie down and get some massage and acupuncture from him. PIG mum’s in her element, obviously, yapping unceasingly @ Ray, who’s kind enough to respond and keep a conversation flowing.
• After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootles us to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown where we buy groceries from Coles before heading home.
• Back home, I turn off the alarm then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When Aunty Lucia announces her arrival fifteen minutes late, thanks to PIG mum who lets her in. me, I walk myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also silently, slowly but most hatefully sing 22% of my shorter second-favourite song, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, get very lightly creamed then rekitted. After using the loo for one more tinkle (and drying inside the ears), I wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea’s some yummy dragon fruit and one mug green tea.
• When Aunty Lucia leaves I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles, to wash and dry Era then back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Then I haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. At least I’m done and back online before dearest dad gets home, meaning PIG mum doesn’t get the chance to show him how much power she has over me, ha.
• Shortly after dearest dad arrives home, PIG mum gleefully boots me offline and I haveta let her gleefully force both arms on like 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
• Before dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some silver perch, lotsa soup carrot, one lil rather tasteless soup pork rib, and one yummy Chinese mushroom, one wee slice of scrambled egg and one small chunk of chicken, which I shoved into my mouth together for the final bite.
• Dinner was gulped (not spooned) down with one yucky bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the week plus what’s happening toms, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^