Wednesday Post 281f

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1939 9hopefully I’ll pass 2000 before the night’s out) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Bending Over Backward’. Anyways, continuing events for Wednesday?

• I tootled online for awhile; when Kim announces her arrival promptly @ 4pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me –I wash and rinse my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea’s one yummy passionfruit. Huge thanks to Kim who lemme have a mug of white tea with two sugars after I explained that Carol had only lemme have green tea. After munching the passionfruit, I read for thirty minutes before happily watching twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with Kim; yes, reception was working today! The most interesting surname I came across was ‘Applemore’, BTW~ As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom she sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour while watching her cooking videos.
• At 6:25pm, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim’s back toms arvo. I’d only returned online briefly when PIG mum hurtled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline and gleefully forced mostly poor Ela on 40+ minutes of stupid exercises for her. I’m not complaining: my thighs weren’t up for using the treadmill for her, especially not since I hiked the stairs for Sonia ten times!
• Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, two lil Chinese mushroom, a few wee thin slices of BBQ chicken and maybe like one lil chunk of soup pork.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb shortly after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, finale events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts! That happens even rarer than five~ XD