Monday Post 226d

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3526. Ha, I’m over 3.5 grand. XD Anyways, continuing events for Monday?

• When Kim announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for the important numbers.
• Now @ 7:02pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:28. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve also played two games lasting over seven minutes and one lasting more than eight minutes!
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Elf’s AFO, Erf’s sock and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was one yummy banana and one mug of white tea sweetened with two sugars My main happiness, however, was getting to read for one whole hour but still get to watch the whole sports’ report coz we had reception today! When Kim turned the television on, ‘twas already showing Channel Ten and I laughed mock-threateningly to her, “Don’t you DARE change the channel!” XD
• Once the sports report was finished, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim left through the garage because she couldn’t find the keys. >< I’d asked her to please leave through the front door, coz opening the garage door generates enough noise to wake mother up, who’ll immediately rush downstairs, immediately boot me offline and gleefully force me on goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. ><
• And I was right! Not five minutes after Kim left, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland and immediately booted me offline.
• I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Must start keeping a record, too: today she gave me twenty-five separate different commands, regarding posture, etc. *sigh*
• Luckily, I finished JUST as dearest dad arrived home! I immediately stepped off the treadmill and sat back down @ the computer table. Ha, PIG mum didn’t get the chance to show off to dad how much power she has over me. XD
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^