Monday Post 228c

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 4120 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Your Measure Of Faith’. Anyways, continuing events for Monday?

• Huh, PIG mum gave Kayla a red packet but Vincent the bloody physio didn’t gimme one! >< Don’t worry, I’m not actually upset; PIG mum did say, “He’s known you for so long now; surely you can’t still expect one from him?’ XD
• Before heading home, PIG mum and I bought groceries from Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown. Luckily, she only nagged me fourteen times during the trip; fifteen and more I note down!
• Back home, I turned the alarm off, used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Thanks to PIG mum who lets Carol inside when she arrives. Me, I walk myself slowly and safely into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 19% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. Carol rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she gave me a tissue so I could dry inside my ears with.
• Back outside, arvo tea was the yummy honey chicken sushi roll I’d bought earlier plus one mug of green tea. Thanks to Carol who poured me a lil bit more of soya sauce for my sushi.
• The best thing was that I got to enjoy reading Insurgent for one hour!  I reached page 200 @ 5:00pm and page 250 @ 5:30pm, I think. As for Carol, after she cleaned the bathroom she said and very gently massaged Ela for fifty-five minutes, painting her pink with black spots today.
• Before Carol left, I used the loo once more for two tinkles. She’s back tomorrow arvo.
• Sheesh, I hadn’t even gotten one sentence into the previous post when I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her! >< *sigh* At least I was done with that and back online before dearest dad arrived home from work, meaning PIG mum didn’t have the chance to show him how much power she has over me, ha.
• When dinner was called, I used the loo for one tinkle before joining the parents @ the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown hairy melon, some yummy snow fungus and some salmon.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, hopefully brb after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!

Cheers,

Em. ^^