Tuesday Post 226d

Good evening again! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4477 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Believe The Lord’. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• So a nice warm shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was one yummy banana and one mug of green tea; my main joy, however, was getting to read for one hour! Today I reached page fifty @ like 5:10pm and page seventy-five @ 5:35pm. As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like seventy minutes. One funny thing, though: she was watching You Tube cooking clips; this chef was preparing to cook crabs, and Kim tells me, “The crab is sad.” I laugh back, “Well, of course he’s sad! Wouldn’t you be sad too if someone was about to eat you?” Suddenly, the chef leans over and with his sharp pointy knife, cuts the crab clean in half!” Kim actually gasps with surprise; me, I just burst into laughter and then tell Kim, “This video’s too violent for you. Go watch Sesame Street instead.” XD
• At 5:55pm, I walk myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles then back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• *sigh* I really suspect PIG mum times it: she lets me enjoy some time online and lets me hope that when dearest dad comes come we can just all have dinner together, then shortly before he gets home, she hurtles downstairs, gleefully and immediately forces me offline, so that when dad arrives home, she’s in the midst of gleefully FORCING L me to use the bloody treadmill for her! Meaning she gets to show off to dad how much power she has over me, and I get to show him how pathetic I’ve become. >< *sigh*
• You’d think after that it’d finally be dinnertime, but nope: then I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on 50+ minutes of stupid exercises for her. I don’t really mind, coz I’m sitting and can fully concentrate, but it’s kinda amusing coz after Botox Ela’s fingers have become unresponsive and she was scrabbling around a fair bit for the walnuts; she managed to knock like seven down onto the floor! XD
• Before dinner, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa not very yummy ong choi, some ‘chong’ fish and a tiny half-mouthful of yummy chicken omelette, which I saved for last, of course.

Cheers,

Em. ^^