Friday Post 218d

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3423 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Golden Intervals’. Anyways, continuing today’s events?

• Now @ 8:03pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:39. That’s today’s quotas fulfilled, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms coz playing my first game, I already lasted 7:13!
• After quickly using the loo for one more tinkle, I headed out to the garage. PIG mum passed me a lil mug of milk, then I climbed into Mariana’s car and she tootled me off to meet Kylie!
• Why doesn’t Maccas offer breakfast wraps anymore?? We pulled over into the drive-thru for some breakfast, but I got told they don’t sell breakkie wraps anymore! Instead, I just stuck with a bacon and egg Mcmuffin while Mariana had an iced latte. Oh, we ordered one hashbrown each but I ended up eating both coz Mariana suddenly decided she didn’t want hers!
• When we arrived, turns out Kylie had to suddenly leave coz her kid @ childcare wasn’t feeling well. Instead, I met someone knew, Mel.
• Totally embarrassing thing: I’d been given a cup of water, and I thought I’d finished it. Well telling the ladies my blue underwear story, I picked up the cup for emphasis and turns out I’d not finished it yet, coz it spilt! XD >< I’m immediately apologising like crazy while both ladies are laughing their heads off. XD
• Next Friday, they’re coming to see me!
• When we left, Mariana tootled me home but got us lost. I’m no help, my direction sense is even worse! >< XD
• Back home, I use the loo once for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When PIG mum calls lunch, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Lunch is two minute chicken Maggi noodles with lotsa frozen vegies and like two cuttlefish balls.
• Lunch is washed down with one mug of Chinese tea, after which I walk myself slowly and safely to the 4ED, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• PIG mum tootles me off to see ray for some massage and acupuncture. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listen to 97.3FM all day too and today, Era helps Ela stretch for twenty-five minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm 150 times, holding each for a count of five.
• At Ray’s, I use the loo for one tinkle then lie down and get some massage and acupuncture from him. PIG mum’s in her element, obviously, yapping unceasingly @ Ray, who’s kind enough to respond and keep a conversation flowing.
• After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootles us to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown where we buy groceries from Coles before heading home.
• Back home, I turn off the alarm then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When Aunty Lucia announces her arrival fifteen minutes late, thanks to PIG mum who lets her in. me, I walk myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also silently, slowly but most hatefully sing 22% of my shorter second-favourite song, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I have one tinkle before I flip the nice warm water off, get dried, get very lightly creamed then rekitted. After using the loo for one more tinkle (and drying inside the ears), I wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea’s some yummy dragon fruit and one mug green tea.
• When Aunty Lucia leaves I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles, to wash and dry Era then back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Then I haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. At least I’m done and back online before dearest dad gets home, meaning PIG mum doesn’t get the chance to show him how much power she has over me, ha.
• Shortly after dearest dad arrives home, PIG mum gleefully boots me offline and I haveta let her gleefully force both arms on like 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
• Before dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some silver perch, lotsa soup carrot, one lil rather tasteless soup pork rib, and one yummy Chinese mushroom, one wee slice of scrambled egg and one small chunk of chicken, which I shoved into my mouth together for the final bite.
• Dinner was gulped (not spooned) down with one yucky bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Friday, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the week plus what’s happening toms, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^