Wednesday Post 279c

Potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1285. Anyways, potential final, final events for today?

• When Kim announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm, thanks to PIG mum who let her in. as for me, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 31% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flipped the nice water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with EWrf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was my delicious chicken sushi with literally one drop of soya sauce and one mug of green tea. I also read Paycheque for about thirty minutes before watching twenty-five minutes of Nine’s 6pm news, coz Seven didn’t have any reception! As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom, she sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for fifty-five minutes while watching her nutrition video clips.  I asked her did she get home last night and watch Sesame Street video clips to help her recover from the fright of watching that chef just slice a poor live crab in half, and she replied instead, she just read some nutrition book. “Oh, that’s just as boring,” I concluded. “That should’ve helped you get over your fright.” XD
• At 6:25pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^