Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Wednesday Post 279d


Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1413 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s “God’s Gladness’. Anyways, continuing events for tonight?

  • Right after dearest dad gets home from work, PIG mum hurtles downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline. Thus I haveta let her gleefully FORCE L me to endure a painful standing calf stretch for twenty minutes. More annoying was probably the fourteen different orders she gave me regarding my posture during the standing calf stretch, but I knew better than to count them out aloud, lest I really piss her off.
  • Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa cucumber, some fish, some pork and maybe a bit of chicken.
  • Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Well, since I’ve already exceeded the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, I’d best go do the Lumosity brain games for her now. Fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

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