Sunday Post 226c

Good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2569 (ha, I’m just over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Scattered Saints’. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• In the past, she’s always had me eat arvo tea before showering; how was I to know that today she felt like feeding me arvo tea first? Anyhow, arvo tea was two delicious figs; I tried being like Ching Ying and stuffing one whole one into my mouth @ once, but remember that my mouth’s nowhere near as big as his is! ‘Twas rather difficult chewing for awhile. XD
• Then I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom for a nice warm shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also slowly, safely but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After flipping the nice warm water off, I dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum helping only with Elf’s AFO.
• I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• First, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to endure a painful thirty minute standing calf stretch. Lol, she bitches how much it hurts her to haveta sit beside me and hold stupid Elf from inverting while I’m obviously going through truckloads more pain than she is! >< *sigh*
• Then second, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to use the bloody Wii Fit for forty minutes; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><
• Luckily, when that was done with, PIG mum lemme sit and watch Seven’s 6pm news! That was cool; that most interesting surname I remember was sth like ‘Tippett’.

Cheers,

Em. ^^