Saturday, February 24, 2018

Saturday Post 229d




One final greeting for Saturday! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3032 9ha, I’m just over three grand XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Pleasures in Paradise’. Righteo, final, final events for Saturday?

  • So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second –favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Arvo tea was one yummy banana and one mug of green tea, but my main joy was that I got to read for one more hour, meaning I’ve spent THREE HOURS today with my nose buried in a book! :D pity I’ve lost the card where I noted down what time I reached what pages, though. *sigh* As for Kim, after she cleaned the bathroom, she sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for one hour, while watching her nutrition videos.
  • At 5:55pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Kim’s back and taking me to Toastmasters on Tuesday! Must remember to check my roster and see who’s coming Monday.
  • Soon after Kim left, PIG mum flew downstairs, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
  • Thus I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Then just my luck, dad arrives home from work when I’ve less than three minutes left, meaning PIG mum gets to show off to him how much power she has over me and how crap I am. ><
  • But dad took us out to dinner afterwards @ Sunnybank oriental, coz fireworks were scheduled @ like 8:30pm.
  • I got piss little, of course: less than one bowl of rice and less than one bowl of congee, but hey, I’ve never expected a decent amount when I’m eating out with the parents. *sigh*
  • But turns out the fireworks were postponed due to bad weather! Apparently it’ll happen next Saturday instead, even though the weather forecast’s still looking gloomy …
  • When I was letting the parents gleefully FORCEL me to walk back to the 4WD, for some reason they kept bitching that I walked with my chin stuck out? Just meant that while dad was driving us home, I slowly, softly but most hatefully sang a parody of some Jacky Cheung song to my own words: I’ll never, ever, ever worship you, God. You are always unfaithful to me. If I knew any other way, I wouldn’t ever worship You, but I’m stuck with You and I just hate it…
  • Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and
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unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Only then I had to let awful PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to stand and let her gleefully force me to put all the day’s washing into the washing machine; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< Gosh, I sure hope I’m still awake after counting to five hundred coz there’s nothing better I’d like to do than sing myself to sleep. ><

·        Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, the special thing can be that PIG mum’s FINALLY found my badge and I’ve got just less than one month to wear it!

·        Will prolly haveta have lunch with the parents @ Maccas. *sigh*

·        Also braced for another stressful afternoon @ the hands of mother. ><

·        But no matter, coz I’m planning to watch Australian Spartan toms night! Righteo, hope to see everyone @church toms!

·        Cheers,
Em. ^^

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