Wednesday Post 448c

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1403 but secondly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed SEVEN MINUTES online after I get back from our GG social tonight!!  Anyways, let's finish off with last night's events first!

• Repeat the usual nightly events and zzz~
• Today: yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Like yesterday, nature didn't call until 7:45am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Pijum, Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly after 9am just before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to finish with Erf's footwear before dad sends her off playing baddy with her mates and finishes Elf's footwear himself. That done, I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth, before sitting over the loo for one tinkle. After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast was one bowl of the yummier (so flaky) bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran) :P mixed with some Minus :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of dad's 4WD and buckles my seatbelt. Dad tootles us off to Rochedale Village for grocery shopping @ Coles and grabs a trolley for us after he's parked.
• Lol, dad was tempted to walk every single aisle while I tried to keep the trolley straight and walk to the end so we could pay. Dad likes the self-serve checkouts and demands I put everything through myself, the total bill was like %55.10 but he took the Fly Buys points ten dollars discount~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 448b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total from last night's actually 3967 (aw, sorry, not quite four grand XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Crisis Intervention'; thirdly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 441 steps (but leaving the house with dearest dad next); fourthly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's '15 Tactics For Joy' fifthly, TWFT topic's 'Going Forward/Staying In Your Comfort Zone' and fifthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Authority Of Jesus' but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR online after I  get back home from our SG social tonight!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!

• Five minutes before Lena  left, I sat once more over the loo for two tinkles. Dunno why PIG mum shooed Lena away before I came out, but hey.
• Once I came out I asked PIG mum since it's bubble tea day, can we please make the box of matcha bubble tea that Anna gave me last month for my birthday? She said yes and it tasted great, too! :D
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, I plopped online for the most important two hours of my day.
• That finished, I used the loo for another tinkle and then sat @ the gobbling :P table to read for one hour and wait for PIG mum to wake from her daily arvo nap and gimme some arvo tea. Yesterday I reached page seventy-five @ 5:19pm. PIG mum eventually appeared, tossed me one banana, about half a tasty cracker and one huge mug of green tea for arvo tea.
• At 5:25pm I was just about to sit over the loo for two tinkles when Nisha suddenly arrived five minutes early! Just one tinkle then, while PIG mum and Nisha moved Sparkless3 to Fried Chicken Tuesday.
  
  
• We got a smooth run to QUT but the free parking wasn't available AGAIN!  >< *sigh*
• Last night there were two guests from Vietnam! Neil also PROMISED to bring some food next meeting. XD He gave me the impromptu speech "If I could drive anywhere ..." I talked about HK, obviously!
• Once Toastmasters finished, Nisha tootled me back to the Mt. Gravatt Maccas for my UnHappy Meal with an orange juice while she had some McNugget meal herself.
• Actually arrived home around five minutes late since the drive-thru line was huge but luckily dad was asleep and didn't steal my chips. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 448

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 447

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3358 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's "The Day's @ Hand"; thirdly, TWFT topic's Live In The Present Moment" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "Can't Out-Love God". Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:45am, and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Pijum, Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking for the pot :P once more shortly after 9am, just before noisy PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with only the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to finish with absolkutely  nothing bar  E'lf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. Actually, I'd just started walking down the hallway when Lena arrived! Hence why I did a 360, walked back to the front door and let her in; Lena then walked behind me to the gobbling :P table.
• Breakfast was one bowl of the yummier (flaky) bird food :P (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) mixed with some Minus :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, Lena walks behind me back to the bathroom. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into IX's passenger seat and  Lena tootles us off to Underwood Lake for our hike around!
• Yay not only WERE the sunlounges available today but the water dragon came back to say hi!
• Our other stop was Pinelands Plaza; Lena got a trolley for us and we bought groceries together before I bought my once-qeekly crackling pork bahn mi from Aunty Nancy.
• Meaning back home I had to shower my quickest since Lena was leaving @ 2pm!
• Dried, creamed and rekitted I had my delicious crackling pork bahn mi for lunch plus oone huge mug of delicious Chinese tea.
• Before Lena left; I sat over the loo once more for two tinkles; after she left PIG mum lemme make the bubble tea sachet Anna gave me one box of!
• After one more  tinkle I tootled online for myself.
• Once I've used up the most important two hours of the day, I'll visit the loo for another tinkle and then sit @ the gobbling :P table to read and wait for PIG mum to come down from her long arvo nap and feed me some arvo tea.
• Nisha's taking me to Toastmasters tonight! Looking forward to getting some dinner home from Maccas; never mind that UnHappy Meals were what I had  late three DECADES ago! *sigh*
• Toms: think I'm  seeing Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture? Bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ her; me, I'll try my hardest not to fall asleep. XD
• Fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me grocery shopping and aisle  walking  somewhere afterwards else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.
• Lena's coming back @  2pm and taking me to table tennis; fingers crossed for birthday cake coz I don't think we've had any since my birthday last month!
• Oh, May arrives toms!
• But most excitingly, it's GG social toms night! Obviously I'm too physically disabled to participate in playing golf but count me in for dessert; think it's my last  chance for shaved ice before it gets too cold!
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Monday Post 447d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3050. Ha, I'm just over three grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After I published the previous post, I cheekily asked Zach over Messenger was he gonna shout me another bubble tea toms @ Toastmasters foer national bubble tea day but he replied saying he's been hospitalised for pneumonia!! o_O I told Lisa right away and she said she'd check-in with him~
• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: PIG mum'll  help me up; once Lena arrives @ 10am she'll head out for her Pilates class. She's sending Lena and me back to Bupa Optical to get my nose pad fixed again.
• Presuming we'll buy groceries from Pinelands Coles afterwards; fingers crossed she'll lemme get my once-weekly bahn mi from Aunty Nancy/Aunty Lisa!
• Also fingers crossed she'll lemme get a bubble tea with Lena for national bubble tea day!! Even though she said I could make the pack that Anna gave me... 
• Nisha's taking me to Toastmasters tonight; wonder does everyone know about poor Zach yet?
• Not really looking forward to getting an Unhappy Meal for dinner but hey.
• Anyways, hope everyone has a lovely Tuesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 447c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3448 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'More Than A Conqueror'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• At 5:55pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• See the previous post for all the things I like recording. While watching the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 94TH time, the parents had dinner without me, but hey.
• Once the news finished, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Dinner tonight: the very last of the pasta I'd cooked with Tiff and the new therapy assistant! Thanks to PIG mum who remembered that I needed some rice too. Oh, and there was lotsa melon and pawpaw too. 
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 447b

 Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3050. Ha, I'm just over three grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum car and she tootles us down the road to our local Woolies. Obviously, she gleefully forces me to  buckle my own seatbelt both ways; we listen to her mix of Chinese pop music all day too.
• Groceries from Woolies bought, we head home, I use the loo for one tinkle and PIG mum feeds me some leftover pasta I'd cooked with Tiff back on Friday plus one huge mug of delicious Chinese tea.
• After using the loo for another tinkle, I pop online for myself. 
• Thanks to PIG mum who lets Jacinta inside when she announces her arrival one minute late, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous walk to the front door myself. I note down the extra minute online and head into the bathroom myself.
• So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Jacinta who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, arvo tea was one yummy banana, half a tasty rice cracker and one huge mug of green tea. Happiness was reading the Kylie Chan novel for one hour (today I reached pg. twenty-five @ exactly 3:20pm and then I reached pg. fifty @ 4:01pm. Then I had twenty-two/three minutes to happily play the HP version of Bejeweled and passed another two/three levels!~
• Before Jacinta left @ 4:30pm, I sat over the loo once more for two tinkles and then signed her off with my thanks and byes after she helped me put a pajama top on.
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 94TH time!
• Toms: Lena's minding me from 10am till 2pm, so expecting PIG mum to help me up around 9am. Think she's sending me to Bupa Optical to get my nose pad fixed again?
• Presuming we'll buy groceries @ Pinelands Coles toms; fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy my once-weekly crackling pork salad roll from Aunty Nancy/Aunty Lisa from the Pinelands Bakehouse!
• Looking forward to spending my most important two hours of the day online and fingers crossed I can read the Kylie Chan novel for one hour before Nisha takes me to Toastmasters!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, read by Peter Overton) for the 94TH time: Keary (heard), Ninette (first name), Butler, Paterson, Rita (first name), Gupta, Albanese, Billich, Crista (first name), Sakakibara, Munster, Bellamy, Brooks (heard), Trbojevic, Weidler (heard), Robinson, Gallagher, Ramsay, Fleet (heard), Daniels, Beasley, Haylen, Meyer, Borger, Young (heard), Revelle (first name), Balmain, Creedon, MacManus, Kohler, Brooks, McKellar, Stitt, Musk, Elon (first name, heard) but suddenly I realise it's SYDNEY's news I'm watching, not Brisbane's! XD Morley (heard), Kent, Balaam, Green, Stark, Inglis, Crenshaw, Shin (first name), Lana (first name), Kirby, Blinken (heard), Biden, Netanyahu and Keary (heard). Chris Kohler read the finance report (65.69USc = 1AUD and Telstra shares rose), James Bracey read the sports report Amber read the weather report. Brisbane toms: 16-25.

Monday Post 447

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2703 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last might's 'The Great Exchange'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'To Be Conformed is 2B Creative' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Pray And Watch 'but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Jacinta minds me for two hours!! Anyways, events for today?

• Argh, IMMEDIATELY after I missed out on one straight week of awesome sleeps by one day, it happened AGAIN! >< But don't worry, 'twas still a sound sleep~
•  Nature called again around 7:45am and after another pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Pijum, Pearl and I happily cuddled and snored, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly after 9am, slightly before noisy PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly only slightly with the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to finish with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast was another of PIG mum's yummy tuna buns that I kinda  helped make, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 447c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4640 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend's now thirteen. Anyways, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I happily played the HP version of Bejeweled for fifteen minutes and passed another level! The sound's gone but you can still see the lightning effect when you pass one level~
  
• At 9pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: seeing Ray toms morning for some massage and acupuncture; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap ceaselessly @ him. XD Wonder if she'll lemme wear my Minion headband?
• Fingers crossed she'll take me grocery shopping and aisle walking afterwards else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.
• Jacinta's minding me from 2:30pm till 4:30pm; even though she doesn't play anymore, tonight I still texted her and let her know I'd reached level 800! XD Will hopefully read the Kylie Chan novel for one hour~
• Fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 94TH time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 447b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4531 (sweet I'm over 4.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Justified And Sanctified'. Righteo, continuing events for today?

• Best of all, before we left, Yu Lam ducked back into somewhere and got me my first-ever HK-style milk tea in like two MONTHS; I was so happy I'd slurped the cup dry by the time Peter Pie exited the carpark! XD
• After a long hike down to the hall @ Rochedale State high, three high school girls accompanied me to the toilet. Awkward, but manageable.
• Back outside, Peter Pie got me a seat with a backrest and then said I could even prop both feet onto the bench! I happily did that but had to put them down after fifteen minutes coz I started getting pins and needles. XD
• Not only did I happily get to play the HP version of Bejeweled for two hours, but I also finally reached level SEVEN HUNDRED!! :D
• I asked Trace would she please help me out a bit @ EM camp coz I wanna attend too; she said she was willing but how about try asking Aunty May first?
• After hiking back to Peter Pie's car, he and Yu Lam dropped me back home. Tonight they're having a birthday dinner for Daniel but Peter can't remember is Daniel just turning seven/eight, just that the lad wants chicken wings and an ice cream cake for his birthday! XD
• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle then had the honey chicken sushi roll that I'd forgotten to eat yesterday for arvo tea. It's gotten much harder but 'twas still delicious~
• Showered my quickest since I wanted to watch the 6pm news! I  washed and rinsed my hair today and only only sang my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud seven times.
• Happily watched the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 93RD time. Dunno why the stream suddenly cut off but luckily 'twas during the ad break, PIG mum kindly turned on the TV for me and I immediately headed over to the couch. All the things I like recording are in the previous post.
• Since PIG mum said that dinner was ready once the news ended, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, lotsa wintermelon, lotsa soup carrot, some snow fungi and one chunk of delicious leftover roast pork. 
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening Monday, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 447

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4117 steps (ha, I'm over four grand; that doesn't happen very often! XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Children Of8 A Singing God'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "Be Patient; God's @ Work"; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Angel Companions' and fifthly, the spam count for the weekend's seven but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR online after I shower and watch the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 93RD time!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am, when PIG mum's noisy daily a-THUMPING around awakened me; after one pot :P trip I immediately fell back asleep again since I thought PIG mum would get very noisy again exactly one hour  later!
• Instead, I fell back so deeply asleep, I slept throough PIG mum's daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs and didn't wake until she opened my bedroom door! While I used the pot :P for one tinkle, she hit me with the eye goo and, after I'd climbed back into bed, she helped me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and  both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo  for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising. above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over
• Over the usual breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and buckle my seatbelt. Ahe gets in too and tootles us off to church, parking below the service hall. I haul myself up the ramp, use the loo myself for one tinkle and then grab my usual spot on the most left.
• Yay, I get to stay seated for worship today~ I sing everything, plus the harmony for two songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Pastor Vindo (SIC's English pastor) spoke about the tongue today and Pastor Peter led communion afterwards.
• Service ended twenty-four minutes early; when PIG mum collected me, she said the Canto sermon was still going! I used the loo for another tinkle and sat down outside the hall since we'd ended that early, morning tea hadn't been set out yet!
• Peter Pie had said he'd count me in for lunch, take me to the local high and drop me back home afterwards, but when we parked outside Mum's Wok @ Runcorn Plaza, the restaurant wasn't open! Inside, Glamorous Wok @ Sunny Park sold the same cuisine; about eight met for lunch instead. 
• Best of all, before we left, Yu Lam ducked - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news (Nine's, read by Ashelin Krukelis) for the 93RD time: Stream, Kenzie, Albanese (heard), Unwin, Morley, Speakman, Acheson, Inglis, Todhunter, Probyn,  Marles, Jennings, Sussan (first name), Ley,  Shmyhal
• , Reeves, Kent,  Upcroft, Ledecky,  Miles (heard), Palaszczuk (heard), Weinstein, Godfrey, Kidman, Biden, Piotrowski, Gamble, Averillo (heard),Witherspoon, Nadal, Madden (heard), Briers,  Madden (heard), Murray, Kernaghan, Mam(heard), Watts (heard), Bromwich, Cobbo (heard), Payten, Butler, Schwartz, Zhu, Worboys, Hamilton, Komarek, Hardwick,  Fletcher (heard) and Gottlieb. Dominique Loudon read the sports report and Garry Youngberry read the weather report from New Farm. Brisbane was 16-26 today.  Brisbane tomorrow: 16-26. Mt. Gravatt toms: 15-25. Sunrise: 6:12am sunset: 5:18pm. 

Saturday Post 447c

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding for Saturday now stands @ 5008. Ha, I'm literally just over half a normal person today. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• Happily watched the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 92nd time before having rice leftovers for dinner with PIG mum. Well, I ate, she was busy making tuna buns.
• Dinner was washed down with one cup of coffee (fingers crossed I'll not haveta resort to Panadol toms night); after taking the cup to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• When nature suddenly called @ 8:37pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that the parents will lemme share lunch with other peoples @ the local high before they all play soccer and I play my mobile! Since PIG mum gets her once-weekly coffee gossip session with all the  other aunties and dad gets arvo tea  with his mates every Sunday  after badminton with his mates, surely I get a meal out too?? If not, I'll gonna get uber  pissed! >< *sigh*
• Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheerws,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 447b

 Heylo and good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 4654 (sweet I'm even over 4.5 grand; that's even rarer than four grand) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Sanctification' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FOURTEEN MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Like the past several days, nature didn't call until 7:35am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Pijum, Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking again for the pot :P shortly after 9am, just before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I drink one tall cup of water then sit over the loo.  There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is my once-weekly fried egg on one piece of toast but without a very thin layer of avocado since dad gobbled all the avocado up. XD I also drink my first big mug of white tea with one squirt of honey and happily read for thirty minutes first up, reaching pg. 400 @ 10:3am..
• After one loo trip, dad tootled me off to church to play table tennis with him! Usually I don't go until like 2pm but today something else has booked the room this arvo, hence why we played in the morning.
•  Comingf home, I used the loo for another tinkle and then climbed back into the car coz dad then drove us to Underwood Marketplace for lunch and grocery shopping.
• Lunch was like two mouthfuls of sushi? Dad had brought along a bottle of water.
• Then we bought groceries from Woolies before dad demanded I take everything through the self-serve checkout.
• Back home, I settled down to read for another 2.5 hours, since it's only Saturday that I can spend a blessed three hours reading~ First though, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me a pear but I didn't really mind since I was seated and could fully concentrate. Besides, she'd completed the task before dearest dad came back inside, meaning PIG mum didn't get the chance to show off how much power she has over me, ha. When I read, I reached pg. 425 @ exactly 2:30pm, reached pg. 444 @ exactly 2:55, reached pg. 450 @ 3:01pm, reached pg. 475 @ 3:21pm, reached pg. 500 @ 3:46, FINISHED THE BOOK @ 4:01, reached pg. 525 @ 4:14pm, the author interview was finished @ 4:21pm and everything was finally finished @ 4:29! Since PIG mum was mean and wouldn't grab a new book for me, I'd grabbed a Kylie Chan novel (Dark Serpent, maybe?) and happily read that until I'd read  for the whole three hours~
• Took a nice hot shower after that - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 15% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before PIG mum flipped the nice hot water off; after PIG mum dried my back and tge back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing up and both laces  needed tying.
• After drying the loo seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped both feet dry, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 447

  Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4328 steps (sweet, I'm over four grand; that doesn't happen too often!); secondly,  John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'You Were Made For God'; thirdly, TWFT topic's ;  thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotioonal topic's 'Pull The Weeds Of Worry' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm newws bulletin (Nine's) for the   time!! BBl!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, read by Ashelin Krukelis) for  th time: Geran, Sydes, Bulley, Dreyfus, Gough, Vrdoljak, Tehan, Bolt, Singleton (heard), Ticehurst (heard), Dreyfus, Batty (heard), Albanese (heard), Cuneen, Gripske, Catanzariti, Trump, Sivo (heard)kPonga (heard),Petrou,  Rhona (first name), Graaf, Ladoris (first name), Horwill, Fox Tomasi, Tate, Marles, Lambetsos, Waller (suddenly the live stream cut off but luckily it was at the beginning of an ad break so I came over to the TV!), Piotrowski, Bavas, Flaherty, Gilmore,  Fanning,  Occy (coz I don't know how to spell the whole surname XD)Rayment, Dufficy, Coory and Flegler (heard). Dominique Loudon read the sports report and Bradnam read the weather report from Broadbeach. Brisbane was 16-26 today.  Brisbane tomorrow: 17-25. Mt. Gravatt toms: 15-25. Sunrise 6:11am Sunset 5:19pm

Friday Post 447c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2823 and secondly, the final, final spaam count for the week's now eighteen. Anyways, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, reading and sharing the She Reads Truth devotional, I had about fifteen minutes to play the HP version of Bejeweled and even passed two more levels!
• At 9pm, I walk myself  once more slowly and safely to the loo for  one tinkle and back, always   rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: fingers crossed PIG mum helps me up before 9:45am and takes me for walkies somewhere else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.
• Think dad says we'rere gonna play table tennis earlier @ church than usual coz someone's booked the room for toms arvo?
• Looking forward to my two big mugs of white tea with one spoonful of honey and fingers crossed I can read The Great Zoo Of China for three hours; I've nearly finished it!
• Anyways, wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 447b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2740 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Justification'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• fter washing and drying Era, I climbed into Auto's (pronounced Alto) passenger seat and Peggy tootled me off to Breathe for physio with Winnie. Thanks to her who kindly helped me with my seatbelt all day. Arrived early and had @ least ten minutes to play the HP version of Bejeweled and passed one level!
• Physio today:  1.468km bike ride, 48 single bike leg split squats, 36 leg curls for Elf, 36. Push-ups, 36 single cable rows for Ela and boxing!
• Bought groceries with Peggy @ Warrigal Square before coming home for a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Peggy who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, Peggy made me a plain two tuna toastie with TWO cheese and buttered HEZVILY on the inside! That was washed down with one mug of delicious Chinese tea.
• At 1:55pm I sat over the loo for one tinkle. Usually I sit over for two but then PIG mum hurried Peggy away and the OTs arrived.
• Was the new OT assistant called sth like Gwenda? No, that wasn't it ... She's Australia and has worked in Western herbal medicine previously! Tiff got Ela to show her what exercises we usually did together and then we cooked chicken Carbonara pasta!
• Actually I finished that with mother coz exactly one hour after they arrived she rushed downstairs and hurried them away. XD Next Friday Ela's just doing unfunctional hand exercises but the Friday after I'm hoping we'll cook japchae!
• For arvo tea I munched one bowl of the delicious pasta bake and happily read The Great Dragon Zoo Of China for one hour. Today I reached pg. 300 @ 3:18pm, reached pg. 325 @ 4:36pm, reached pg. 333 @ 4:32pm, reached pg. 350 @ 4:42pm and reached pg. 375 @ 4:56pm.
• After one more loo trip I plopped online and happily watched the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 91ST  time. All the things I like recording are in the previous post. Actually, @ 6:41pm PIG mum announced that she and dad were starting dinner; I just replied I'll join once the news has finished.
• At 7pm, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa hairy melon, lotsa lettuce and some leftover chicken/duck from when dad invited Uncle Stephen and Aunty Yvonne over for dinner together.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening Saturday else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 447

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2539 steps (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's "Paul's Salvation Was For You'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Take Time To Wonder And Worship'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Serving Together In Jesus and fifthly the spam count for the week's seventeen but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online after I  watch the 6pm news (Nine's) for the '91ST time!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Like the past three nights, nature didn't call until 7:35am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Pearl and I happily cuddled and snored, me not waking again for the pot :P until just after 9am. Shortly after that, PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs; soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before going back outside and awaiting Peggy's arrival @ 9:30am.
• After PIG mum lets Peggy in, Peggy knocks, pushes open the door and announces good morning. When I wave Pearl @ her, her second announcement's fifteen more minutes. After another nod from Pearl Peggy thankfully removes herself; phew, since Pijum's anatomically incapable of giving the Bear Bum! XD
• When Peggy comes back, she counts Pearl's seven pearls for him while I use the pot :P for one more tinkle and we get me kitted, before I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Peggy who's squirted some toothpaste for me.
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast with Peggy, who told me she had avocado on toast with salt for her own breakfast.
• For my own breakfast, I had two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix with a very light scattering of Minus :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I sit once more over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, read by Andrew Lofthouse and Melissa Downes) for the 91ST time: Miles, Bligh (heard), Palaszczuk (heard), Crisafulli (heard), Geran, Scan0lon (heard), Mellish (heard), Rawlings, Masters (heard), KJearsley, Winestein, Chicco, Sayers (heard), Reeves (heard), Sydes, Caniglia, Crisafulli, Copp, Tarana (first name), Shorten, Chambers, Ryan, Tomasi, Trump (heard), Pecker (heard), Cohen, Hatton, Garcia, Rahm, Howsby (heard), Bellamy, Howard, Kavanaugh, Nash (heard), Faraz (first name), Taha, Kozuma, Ortiz, Albanese, Beasley, Wright, Thurston, Warboys, Mam (heard), Raffoul, Paige, Paige, Nealon, Tapper, Cobbo *(heard), Haas (heard), Kayleen (first name), Judd, Ah Chee, Hogan, Minogue and Kohler. Chris Kohler read the finance report. 65.43USc = 1AUD and Telstra shares fell. Jonathan Uptin read the sports report and Luke Bradnam read the weather report from Snapper Rocks. Brisbane was 19-24 today. Brisbane toms: 15-25. Mt. Gravatt toms: 14-24. Sunrise 6:11am Sunset 5:20pm 

Thursday Post 447d

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3197. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• Our dinner guests left around 8:35pm. I happily kept playing the HP version of Bejeweled until 9pm, when I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Tonight's ice cream night, yay! Like I say every week, a very little's better than none @ all~ 
• Toms: Peggy's coming @ 9:30am and taking me to Breathe for physio @ 11am.
• Presuming we'll buy groceries from Warrigal Square  Woolies before heading home for a shower and lunch.
• Peggy leaves @ 2pm and then Tiff's coming with a new therapy assistant called like Gwenda and cooking chicken carbonara pasta with me!
• Will hopefully eat one bowl for arvo tea and read for  one hour before spending my most important two hours of the day online and watching the 6pm news for the 91ST time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to the week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 447c

 Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3024. Ha, I'm just over three grand. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• After publishing the previous post, I was reading and sharing Facebook memories when suddenly nature calls. I get up and start walking to the toilet but three steps into the journey suddenly lose balance and stack it! >< Luckily I remember to lean forward when going down so didn't hit my head; even bigger relief was that I went down silently and nobody heard me; the parents, the Lams and Aunty A are all happily chatting. I was hardly gonna call help I've fallen over, was i?! Instead, I bum scooch three steps back to the computer table, go from two point to one point and then push myself back upright and phew, I didn't stack it again!~  As I'm walking to the loo dad summons me over to drink the soya bean milk PIG mum made; I said coming after I visit the loo~
• 'Twas silky smooth, warm and actually sweet for once! After enjoying my cup, I grab my mobile and then walk myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Friday, else wishing everyone a smashing end to the week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  
  

Tuesday Post 447b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2627 (ha, I'm over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'For The Beauty Of The Earth'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• Uncle Stephen and Aunty Yvonne arrived for dinner, as did Aunty A!
• When the parents summoned me for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, dad made chicken and yummy duck while Aunty Yvonne cooked some kinda melon and most amazingly, PIG mum got me SECONDS! 
• I drank soup before dinner and Chinese tea after dinner; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl shortly after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding totall for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing end to the week come Friday!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Thursday Post 447

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2406 steps; secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'The Liberating Power Of Forgiveness'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Be A Disciple Of Jesus' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "God's My Helper" but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online should Uncle Stephen and Aunty really arrive @ 6pm and I'm summoned  for dinner immediately!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Like yesterday, nature didn't call until 7:35am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Returning to happy snorings with Pearl, nature calls again shortly after 9am, just before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of Minus :P and Just Wrong :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Not only that: for the first time ever, the HP version of Bejeweled gave me one HOUR of free lives! I happily played the ENTIRE HOUR and have passed three levels!
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of dad's 4WD. The parents also climb in and then dad tootles us off to Rochedale Park for a hike around the lake!
• Yes, I'm aware that I ambulate with a disabled gait  post brain-injury but did the parents really haveta GO ON AT ME for not walking as perfectly as they do?? At least I got to take a brief rest on the sunlounge though! Must remind PIG mum to send me the photo~
• After hiking a loop around Rochedale Park dad tootled  us home, I used the loo for one tinkle and then sat @ the gobbling :P table to wait for lunch, which was actually flavourless two minute noodles since I don't eat spicy coz the flavour sachet was spicy meaning dad cooked the noodles first and scooped out a small half-bowl before adding the sachet in! That was with lotsa lettuce and washed down with one huge mug of green tea
  
• Afterwards, I sat on the sofa to watch the Minions DVD that Warren sent me! Turns out it's pirated: I've zero idea which language the subtitles are in (not English XD) and there's no extras! XD Still, <3 the Minions! :D
• Once the movie finished I sat @ the gobblingf :P table and kept playing the HP version of Bejeweled until PIG mum woke from her long arvo nap to feed me one banana, two small round crackers and another huge mug of green tea.
• Took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after only 11%, but happily leaned fully against the side rail before tapping the nice hot water off and calling PIG mum back.
• I had one tinkle before I turned the water off; after PIG mum dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until my bra strap needed doing up, Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the loo seat I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped both feet dry and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: Peggy's minding me from 9:30pm till 2pm and taking  me to Breathe for physio. We'll just ignore PIG mum for going on @ me for not remembering; having the rugby on helps. XD
• Presumably afterwards we're gonna buy groceries from Pinelands Coles since toms arvo PIG mum's got Tiff coming with some new OT assistant and we're cooking chicken carbnara pasta! I'll have some for arvo tea since I need rice for lunch; wonder if the parents will save me any for Saturday lunch? Fingers crossed!
• Also fingers crossed that I can read the  Great Zoo Of China for one hour andwatch the 6pm news for the 91ST time!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing end to the week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 447c

 Good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2603 (ha, I'm over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'A List  Of Tears' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and NINE MINUTES online after I let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed @ 9:45pm!!! >< *sigh* But just very briefly, events for today:

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:35am~
• Went to Rochedale Marketplace and bought groceries with dad from Underwoood.
• Lena took me to table tennis this arvo.
• For SG tonight, fourteen attended, Dr.  Lee led Bible study from Psalm thirty-five and we ended pretty early, @ 8:47pm!
• Toms is the ANZAC Day public holiday. Toms night dad's invited Aunty Yvonne and Uncle Stephen over to eat duck but he's not decided will he take  PIG mum and I anywhere toms morning yet. Should he not, hopefully PIG mum'll take me for walkies @ Underwood Park else expect a  super-pissy ploddinbg total from me.
• Alas, public holiday means I'll not get any support. ><
• But then it's ice cream night toms night! Like I say every week, a very little's better than none @ all!
• Anyways, hope everyuone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. Z^^

Wednesday Post 447b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total from last night's actually 3880; secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's "The Touch Of The Master's Hand"; thirdly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 322 steps (since obviously, I've not left the house yet); fourthly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's "Seek Your City's Good" and fifthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'United Diversity' but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-NIbyNE online after I get home from walkies with dearest dad!! Anyways, let's start off with yesterday's events first!

• Once Nisha arrived, Sparkless3 was transferred to her carboot, I climbed into Tuesday, and we were off!
• Unfortunately, traffic began on Logan Rd., continued all along the highway and then when we reached the turnoff to QUT other cars wouldn't let Nisha merge into the lane to turn into QUT meaning we had to loop back around and by the time we FINALLY reached it, all the free parking was gone. >< :o(
• But last night there were eight attendees, that's the most so far for this year! Someone called Lisa gave an educational and she was talking about some annoying habits people can have while giving a speech; I had a clicky pen so cheekily clicked it on and off. Then Lisa looked @ me, grinned and said "That." Then she added, "STOP." 'Twas a DIRECT COMMAND, and I immediately obeyed! XD
• Why last night was awesome: Neil brought Tim Tams and the speaker bought me a packet of honey soy chicken flavoured chips! :D 
• Got an UnHappy Meal with an orange juice for dinner,  got home,  repeat the usual nightly events and zzz ~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
• P.S All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 91ST time: Fegan, Bleijie, Lennon (heard), Richter,Miles (but not the premier; a police officer!), Barrett, Geran, Hudson, Heagney, Kimberley, Millward Worth, Sydes, Rayner, Watson,  Kennedy, Albanese (heard), Probyn, Kohler, Oliver, Ingham, Hill, Fitter, Pecker, Tomasi, Todhunter (heard), McCarthy, Walters, Cartwright,  Trump and Kohler.  Chris Kohler read the finance report (1AUD =65.13USc), Jonathan Uptin read the sports report and  Garry Youngberry read the weather report from Hamilton. Brisbane was - missed it, but Brisbane tomorrow: 17-27.

Wednesday Post 447

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 446b

 Heylo again and probably one final greeting for today! Em's probable final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3111. Ha, I'm over three grand. XD Righteo, probable final, final events for Tuesday?

• Once my most important two hours of the day were up, I used the loo once and then headed to the gobbling :P table to read for one  hour and wait for PIG mum to gimme some arvo tea.
• Today I reached 222 @ exactly 4:20pm,reached pg. 225 three minutes later, reached pg. 250 @ 4:44pm and finished pg. 275 @ 5:09pm!
• Used loo for two tinkles and got a pad change before returning online.
• Nisha's arrived to take me to Toastmasters; hope everyone has a great day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 446

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2587 steps (ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Five Reasons To Be Fearless'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'How To Deal With Difficult People' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Jesus - The True Peacemaker'. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Afterwards, Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly after 9am, just before PIG mum begins her noisy daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not just only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, after which I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I'm just about to call upstairs to PIG mum and ask her please to help me rip off the pull-up pants but Lena chooses that time to enter the house! Hence why she helps me with that instead. XD
• After washing and drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast with Lena, which is one bowl of Minus :P and Just Wrong :P with all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I sit once more over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb intoo the passenger seat of RIX and Lena tootles us off to Garbo! Unfortunately, all the disabled carparks have already been taken but Lena finds an empty one somewhere further away.
• Luckily it's only a short walk to Bupa Optical! I sit and tell the female optometrist my problem and she takes away my glasses for repair. While waiting, I recognise Daniel and call hello to him! He wanders over for a quick chat although it's obviously he's forgotten my name. XD
• Next, Lena tootles us back to Pinelands Coles, grabs a trolley for us and we buy the groceries PIG mum's after. 
• Our last stop before heading home's Pinelands Bakehouse, where I buy my once-weekly crackling pork bahn mi from Aunty Nancy. There's a policeman also waiting for his lunch; when I ask "Excuse me, Mr. police officer?" He turns around and looks @ me; his forearm's heavily tattooed! I point to his sunnies. "May I ask why you've got sunnies with you? It's pretty overcast today; don't think you're gonna need them ..." The police officer laughs and explains soometimes they've gotta ender under houses that have big floodlights on, hence the need for sunnies!
• Back home, I take a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Lena who helps me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was my delicious crackling pork salad roll plus one big mug of white tea with two sugars since I pointed out to Lena where the sugar was! We both played with our phones while having lunch and somehow today I've passed three more levels!
• At 1:55pm I sat over the loo for two more tinkles before signing Lena off with my thanks and byes; she's back taking me to table tennis toms; did you know, today's World Table Tennis Day! 
• Once I've used up the most important two hours of my day, I'll use the loo once and then sit @ the Gobbling table and read The Great Zoo Of  China for one hour; fingers crossed PIG mum'll feed me lotsa arvo tea coz I'm REALLY HUNGRY!
• Nisha's taking me to Toastmasters @ 5:30pm! Looking forward to getting some dinner from Maccas, even though Unhappy Meals were what I had surely @ LEAST THREE DECADES ago ... *sigh*
• Toms: PIG mum says she'll take me for walkies somewhere before coming home for lunch, since  Aunty Anna's not back yet.
• After coming home for lunch, Lena's taking me to play table tennis toms arvo!
• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news for the 91ST time!
• Then it's back to church for another SG Bible study~
• Anyways, maybe bbl after reading for one hour but not after Toastmasters tonight; hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 446e

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3114. Anyways, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I had fifty-five minutes to play mobile games! Only passed one Candy Crush level and one HP version of  Bejeweled level, though. XD
• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. Actually, my monthlies arrived.
• Toms: PIG mum'll help me up even though Lena's not coming until 10am because once Lena arrives she's rushing off to her Pilates  class.
•  PIG mum's sending us to Bupa Optical to get my ear tip replaced. Then we'll head back to Pinelands Plaza to buy groceries from Coles and get my once-weekly bahn mi from the Pinelands Bakehouse.
• Looking forward to my most important two hours of the day online and then the chance to read the Great Zoo Of  China for one hour.
• Then Nisha's taking me to Toastmasters toms night, and this time, she says she'll get an Unhappy Meal with me!
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S.  Tee hee, I've managed FIVE posts tonight!  Yeah, that's possible most Mondays now. XD

Monday Post 446d

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for today now stands @ 3021 (ha, I'm just over three grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Remember The Love Of Christ'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When PIG mum summoned me over for dinner @   7:08pm, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa hairy melon and a little pork mince.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. 
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^ 

Monday Post 446c

 Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2858. Anyways, potential final, final events for today?

• When nature called again after the Sun had risen, I used the pot :P for another tinkle before 

  I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Pijum, Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, mme waking once more for the pot :P shortly after 9am just before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and  help exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's still @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

• PIG mum returns to finish with Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Breakfast was another of PIG mum's yummy little longish plain buys topped with cheese, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and buckle my seatbelt. She gets in too and tootles me off to see Ray for some massage and acupuncture, since's he's finally back from his holiday to Taiwan and Japan!

• When I exit the bathroom after using the loo for one tinkle, Ray immediately gives me a souvenir: a MINION headband; <3 the Minions! 

• I lie down to get some acupuncture and massage from Ray. PIG mum's in her element, yapping ceaselessly @ him but I expected that since I've not seen him for like one month while he was holidaying and obviously she desperately missed her yapping time @ him. XD

• After another loo trip, PIG mum tootles me home and feeds me one bowl of rice leftovers for lunch with one big mug of powdered green tea from Aunty Nga.

• When Nisha comes, PIG mum takes dad to some doctor's appointment. I use the loo for one tinkle and then Nisha tootles us down the road to the Warrigal Square Woolies to buy groceries.

• After Nisha grabbed a trolley for us, we bought the groceries that PIG mum wanted before hiking every single aisle to get my step count up.

• Got home and took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Nisha who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

• Dried, creamed and rekitted, for arvo tea I had one yummy banana, two little alfoil-wrapped chocolates and one big mug of white tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar. Happiness was reading The Great Zoo Of China for one hour (today I finished pg. 150 @ 2:14pm, finished pg. 175  @ 2:38pn and finished pg. 200 @ 3:02pm. Then I had like twenty-five minutes to play the HP version of Bejeweled and I passed two levels!

• At  3:40pm I used the loo  once more for two  tinkles before signing Nisha off with my thanks and byes; she's back toms and taking me to Toastmasters!

• After I pop online and the parents return home, suddenly Mrs. Hoppie rings with appointments for May! But it's only for four weeks (not five) and she's got me attending Mondays but I wanted Fridays coz I wanna take part in Fun Shirt Friday!

• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 90TH time!

• Toms: Lena's minding me from 10am till 2pm; presuming PIG mum'll help me up first and then send us for walkies @ Underwood Park before we  buy groceries from Pinelands Coles and hopefully my once-weekly bahn mi from the Pinelands Bakehouse.

• Looking forward to my most important two hours of the day online and the chance to read The Great Zoo Of China for one hour before Nisha takes me to Toastmasters! Not really looking forward to getting an UnHappy Meal with an orange juice since I'm not three anymore, but hey.

• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news (Nine's, read by Andrew Lofthouse and Melissa Downes) for the 90TH time: Chicco, Westgate, Dawson, Molt (heard), Arvier, Gollschewski, Miles, Heagney, Fegan, Justus, Beasley, Yasmin (first name), Bonnell, Funk (heard), Dobbin, Walters, Gates (heard), Bezos (heard), Oxley (heard), Musk (heard)  Hammel, Rawlings, Katelkam (heard), Edwards, Albanese, Richardson, Watt, Probyn, Murappe (heard), Becker, Zorko, Ponga (heard), Latrell, Gottlieb, Barker, Mahoney, Arj (first name), Thelander, Sydes, Millward, Amber (first name), Mandy, Wilkinson (heard), Higgins, Krukelis (heard), Gordon, Musk (heard) and Kohler. Chris Kohler read the finance report. 64.35USc = 1AUD. Jonathan Uptin read the sports report and Gary Youngberry read the weather report from New Farm. Brisbane was 17-26. Brisbane toms: 18-26. Mt. Gravatt toms: 16-27. Sunrise 6:08am Sunset 5:24pm