Saturday, March 14, 2009

saturday post

good evening! em was made (please refer to the beginning of tuesday's post to read what i really want to type, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum.><) to plod 3738 steps today. and, concerning last night:
-repeat whatever i typed out on tuesday. still just the same. >< oh, with 2 exceptions:
-for some reason, PIG mum only forced my left hand to rinse 3x with my right hand for theafter-brush rinses. usually, she insists on me doing it 4x, to 'make up' for it. i dunno ... maybe it was coz i'd already rinsed half the cup, as PIG mum demands?
-PIG mum also took pity on me and helped me to pull my pants back up after a tinkle.
righteo, let's start with the spotty points for last night!
-at first, leanne was going to put sparkless in the boot of their 4WD; upon learning that it wouldn't fit, PIG mum stepped up to the challenge, driving leanne and i down to outback australia.
-i was honestly immensely grateful and surprised when PIG mum unloaded sparkless from the boot when we arrived! so i wheeled myself in.
- we got these hats and then went to take photos! PIG mum said if i agreed to get out and walk up for the photos, she'd buy me one. so of course i said yes. haha to smelly, who accused me of using her to bear my weight as i hobbled back out to my chair. well, what can i say? guilty as charged. :p
-PIG mum excuse me from wheeling myself in as it was getting a bit crowded. but, she did happily make (please refer to the beginning of tuesday's post to read what i really want to type, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum.><) me walk up a step or two so i could take a front row seat. huh, not bad!
-leanne got me back for the piano battery incident; she told me that she'd ordered me a vegetarian meal, and i believed her! :P ><"
-the lights dimmed, and the show started!
-it was AWESOME. the actors, the horses, the dogs, the cows, and yes. there even were camels! :p
-dinner arrived partway through. thanks to PIG mum who helped me to cut it up. of course, i ate all my carrots and broccoli first, then started on my beef. yummy rib eye fillet, nice and soft and juicy. desert was yummy pavlova, with a dash of strawberry jam. i traded my cream to PIG mum for half a spoonful of her pavlova. i drank lemonade throughout. there was coke and alcohol available too.
-PIG mum kindly bought me a program for $10 and she also bought me the photos she'd promised if i walked to take the photo! very spiffy~
-once the show ended, a staff member brought my sparkless back to me, and PIG mum gleefully made me walk back out to it. i then wheeled myself to the loo, us saying thankyous to the staff watching us leave.
-i wheeled myself to wash and dry both hands, as PIG mum used the amenities herself.
-i wheeled myself back out to our car. i saidmy byes and thanks to leanne, and asked lee (leanne's cousin if i could swap email addresses with him. and how cool is this - he rememberes that i call leanne 'smelly'! lol, needless to say, she was. not. amused. :p
-PIG mum tootled us home, still listening to jacky cheung. i rang dear dad to let him know that we were coming home.
-PIG mum gleefully made good evening! em was made (please refer to the beginning of tuesday's post to read what i really want to type, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum.><) to plod 3738 steps today. and, concerning last night:
-repeat whatever i typed out on tuesday. still just the same. >< oh, with 2 exceptions:
-for some reason, PIG mum only forced my left hand to rinse 3x with my right hand for theafter-brush rinses. usually, she insists on me doing it 4x, to 'make up' for it. i dunno ... maybe it was coz i'd already rinsed half the cup, as PIG mum demands?
-PIG mum also took pity on me and helped me to pull my pants back up after a tinkle.
righteo, let's start with the spotty points for last night!
-at first, leanne was going to put sparkless in the boot of their 4WD; upon learning that it wouldn't fit, PIG mum stepped up to the challenge, driving leanne and i down to outback australia.
-i was honestly immensely grateful and surprised when PIG mum unloaded sparkless from the boot when we arrived! so i wheeled myself in.
- we got these hats and then went to take photos! PIG mum said if i agreed to get out and walk up for the photos, she'd buy me one. so of course i said yes. haha to smelly, who accused me of using her to bear my weight as i hobbled back out to my chair. well, what can i say? guilty as charged. :p
-PIG mum excuse me from wheeling myself in as it was getting a bit crowded. but, she did happily make (please refer to the beginning of tuesday's post to read what i really want to type, but have been TOO heavily censored by PIG mum.><) me walk up a step or two so i could take a front row seat. huh, not bad!
-leanne got me back for the piano battery incident; she told me that she'd ordered me a vegetarian meal, and i believed her! :P ><"
-the lights dimmed, and the show started!
-it was AWESOME. the actors, the horses, the dogs, the cows, and yes. there even were camels! :p
-dinner arrived partway through. thanks to PIG mum who helped me to cut it up. of course, i ate all my carrots and broccoli first, then started on my beef. yummy rib eye fillet, nice and soft and juicy. desert was yummy pavlova, with a dash of strawberry jam. i traded my cream to PIG mum for half a spoonful of her pavlova. i drank lemonade throughout. there was coke and alcohol available too.
-PIG mum kindly bought me a program for $10 and she also bought me the photos she'd promised if i walked to take the photo! very spiffy~
-once the show ended, a staff member brought my sparkless back to me, and PIG mum gleefully made me walk back out to it. i then wheeled myself to the loo, us saying thankyous to the staff watching us leave.
-i wheeled myself to wash and dry both hands, as PIG mum used the amenities herself.
-i wheeled myself back out to our car. i said my byes and thanks to leanne, and asked lee (leanne's cousin) if i could swap email addresses with him. and how cool is this - he rememberes that i call leanne 'smelly'! lol, needless to say, she was. not. amused. :p
-PIG mum tootled us home, still listening to jacky cheung.
-right, PIG mum is booting me to bed now. i hope to see yous all toms at church!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. there is some huge cut and pasting error in this post; sorry, i can't correct it coz i'm being booted to bed. goodnite!

1 comment:

pyko said...

wow 3738 steps :) that's a fair number of steps!

what show did you see? don't think you mentioned in your post.