Monday Post 163c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2286. lol, third time lucky and just quickly, coz I’m nearing the PISSY two hour time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, events for today?

~ Yay, third consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:20am, and after one pot :P trip I try to return back to sleep with Daddy Bear, coz dearest dad usually leaves for work around 7:45am.

-        Instead, however, dad doesn’t leave till one whole hour later, meaning I’ve fallen fully back asleep when he comes to kiss me bye! After he’s left, I again jump straight back into happy snorings with Daddy Bear coz I wanna use the pot :P once more before PIG mum comes in.

Once she does, she hits me with the eye goo and helps me slightly with a bra, before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I do after giving myself fifteen more minutes. While dressing myself, I also begin a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and help with my laces, coz I’m busting for the loo! XD After I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth 9poor Ela0, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast’s one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of unbuttered toast ripped into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also also continue  my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I do a stinky unspeakable over the loo, also fully leaning against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        That done, I wash and dry both hands then walk myself slowly and safely to the 4WD, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        PIG mum tootles me off to see Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some acupuncture and massage. Of course, she gleefully forces poor me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listen to 97.3FM all day, too. Oh, and today Era helps Ela stretch for … oh, I’ve forgotten. >< XD

-        For the first time ever, Uncle Tom has me lie tummy down and he jabs needles around the top of my butt! XD

-        I have this vague recollection of going grocery shopping with PIG mum @ the Warrigal Square Woolies afterwards … maybe. Actually, no! we head home to both use the loo, then PIG mum takes me to see Dr. Ku coz she says I need a urine test and she wants to ask him about some muscle relaxant medication that Katrina’s asking do I wanna try.

-        We come home for lunch with dearest dad afterwards (six delicious boiled chicken dumplings and one whole bowl of random vegetables) but afterwards, I don’t haveta see Vincent the physio for my weekly torture session coz the poor man’s down with the flu. Actually, I’ve got a touch of it myself, meaning after lunch, I get kicked to bed. Oh, and my monthlies arrived.

-        So I sleep with Daddy Bear keeping watch over me. Only when I wake, it’s past 4:30, but where’s the carer?? I call out to PIG mum, who says CODA’s trying to find her now.

-        Nicole eventually arrives @ 4:40, explaining there was a huge smash along the highway @ the Logan Rd. exit, with like three trucks overturned!

-        So a nice hot shower for me – hairwash today. Also thanks to Nicole who rinses my hair out for me, thus leaving Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

-        Only five minutes left, so super-fast:

-        Arvo tea’s some yummy papaya with one mug of peppermint tea, which tasted really strange coz Nicole addedHONEY! XD

-        After Nicole leaves, I haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to use the Wii Fit for her; argh, I HATES standing practice! I just want ONE BLOODY DAY where I don’t haveta do any awful standing practice for her!! >< *sigh*

-        When I finally got to sit, I let her gleefully force poor Ela to play Wii Sports Resort for her.

-        Dad made us fried rice and tofu for dinner tonight!

-        Toms: Amee’s coming for a meeting late morning, then I’ve got UQ physio early arvo for Ela, 1.5hrs. then it’s Kim coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

-        P.S. Sorry these posts comes one day late~

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