Saturday Post 165c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2312. righteo, continuing today’s events?

-        I took a nice hot shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me dry my back, Era and both calves then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then headed out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.

-        I drank one mug of green tea and munched some strawberries/one banana while Kim cleaned the bathroom then sat down to gently massage Ela for awhile.

-        When dad came home, I used the loo once more, said my thanks and byes to Kim and got into the 4WD. Dad tootled me to Pole’s place for her baby shower!

-        Arrived, dad gave me a hand down the stairs (the rail’s on the left) before leaving. Joey came over and gave me a sheet of paper; the instructions were to write a happy thought for a bad day. I wrote, “Poke your hubby; he’s wildly ticklish and will laugh, then you’ll feel better.” XD

-        We played games like guess how big Pole’s tummy is (I just got Julz to wrap the string around me twice; I was wildly off, obviously XD) and name one person that fits that category and another game were we had to guess whether products were real or invented. Hey, our team won a jar of M ‘n’ m’s; I must ask Julz did she save me any!

-        Arvo tea was great; thanks to Mel Mel who walked behind me and lemme get one of everything. Best of all was the waffle maker; I’m now a fan of chocolate syrup plus chocolate topping! :D

-        Afterwards, thanks to Julz who walked behind me to the loo once and back; I managed fine by myself.

-        Back seated, I had a lovely chat with Jess; did you know, she’s pregnant too! Her baby’s coming next February, her hubby’s a teacher just like her and they’re moving to Shailer Park really soon!

-        When Mel Mel said Kwany had arrived to pick us up; I took a Polaroid photo with Pole then Mel Mel walked behind me back to their car and Kwany tootled me home.

-        Back home, I used the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        I’d been online just over one hour when dad randomly booted me offline; I had to let him gleefully FORCE L me to plod 800 steps on the bloody cross trainer for him. I actually did 825 and for the second consecutive night will most definitely be singing myself to sleep, SCREW counting! ><

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa sweet carrot and lotsa some other vegetable. Oh, and one thin sliver of Spam ham.

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, then final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^