Monday, August 29, 2016

Monday Post 165c

Heylo again! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ … WTF? Wally 2 has only given me twenty-one steps, yet I’ve not only had physio with Vincent, I’ve also walked all around Woolies with PIG mum buying groceries! >< Whatever … anyways, let’s continue with last night’s events first!
-        Argh, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L mew to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><
-        Next, when I could finally sit, I had to let her gleefully force Ela to feed me some strawberries and one banana. I didn’t really mind, coz I was seated and could fully concentrate; PIG mum was just annoying coz she kept giving me orders and not letting me talk! Indeed, she bossed me around like SEVENTY-FIVE TIMES over like twenty minutes! *sigh* Don’t worry, I’m used to her …
-        When I showered (obviously I washed and rinsed my hair today, dried and rekitted myself; PIG mum only ever helps with my bra and Elf’s AFO)), I also slowly, softly but most hatefully sang like 21% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        After one more loo trip, dad tootles me to Pole’s place again, but this time for our small group breakup party!
-        Last night, Mel Mel went with me to get dinner. I got some chicken wings, some risotto (made by Pole), some vegetables (made by dad) and two slices of pizza (brought by Evan and Janice!)
-        After dinner, we had waffles for dessert! Huge thanks to Janice who cut up mine for me~
-        Then we played this really confusing game called sth like Codewords. You had to get your team guess the secret word (there were like sixteen laid out) with only one clue word! Mel went first for our team; she wasa too excited: when we guessed wrongly she got too stressed and sat not facing us! XD
-        Amazingly, josh picked me to try next! I did okay for a few rounds, but then got stuck, so Janice came to help me out. In the final go, we beat Kwany and the boys! XD
-        ‘twas like 10pm by then, so everyone had to go! I used their bathroom once first, then thanks to Evan and Janice who dropped me back home. Turns out they live practically beside the Zees!
-        Back home, the parents wouldn’t even lemme ring Aunty Nga. >< Zzz~
-        Today: yay, 7th consecutive awesome sleep last night! That’s like the 6th time this year I’ve enjoyed one straight week of awesome sleeps! Nature didn’t call until 7:20am, and after one pot :P trip, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, coz I wanted to fall back asleep before dearest dad left for work one hour later!
-        Success~ I could already hear PIG mum a-STOMPING around upstairs before dad left, so I knew she’d be inside to hit me with the eye goo and help me slightly with a bra very soon.
Sure enough, I was spot on! I used the pot :P once more and gave myself fifteen more minutes before getting myself kitted, though. Whilst doing so, I also start a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
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-        PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). That done, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Breakfast was almost (but never quite *sigh*) one bowl of plain porridge with one chunk of unbuttered bread torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!


-        For MSG today we go through another study of that Unrealistic Expectations of God book.
-        When they left, I used the loo once then PIG mum tootled me off to see Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some left limb massage and acupuncture. While I lay there, mother yapped endlessly to Uncle Tom; today she related the tale of how we were meeting someone for lunch there was a break-in right before midday.
-        After that, we came home for lunch, pasta of some sort.
-         Before leaving to see Vincent the physio for my weekly torture session, I used the loo once more for one tinkle.
-        Physio today; sat first go, then stood entire session. Erf stood on wobble board for five minutes, then both legs for four minutes while hands held onto handles. Ela also picked up object from table; bent to left floor for Era to retrieve one also.
-        Afterwards, PIG mum and I went shopping @ the Warrigal Square Woolies for porridge and milk.
-        Back home, I used the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not lettinhg Him push me over.
-        So a nice hot shower for me – washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also sang like 22% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped with my bra, Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Afterwards, I went to the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then headed outside for arvo tea: some yummy strawberries and one mug of green tea.
-        The main happiness was getting to read our awful book club novel (it’s really bad, meaning all the ladies will probably love it! XD) for one whole hour! I reached page  250 @ 5:30, BTW. I also rang CODA to cancel Saturday’s shift and to let someone know that I may be late toms arvo but to tell Darani just to wait for me.
-        Kim cleaned the bathroom then came back and very gently massaged Ela for like forty minutes, painting her white with pink spots today.
-        After watching the sports report together, Kim took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before I signed her off with my thanks and byes. She’s back Thursday.
-        Fingers crossed we’ll eat out tonight to celebrate my parents 32ND wedding anniversary!
-        Toms: lol … me very nervous; I’m going for my yearly MRI! Fingers crossed for a nurse that’ll get the cannula in with one go; also fingers crossed that there’ll be no emergencies and the neurosurgeon will come quickly and reset my shunt’s pressure settings so that I can leave! I’ve got Toastmasters toms night and I don’t wanna miss out! Besides, I need my fortnightly Happy Meal. XD
-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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