Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work
plodding 1683 steps; secondly, TWFT topic’s “The Mothers’ Honour Roll” and
thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s four. Anyways, events for today?
- For my
first game of Bejeweled ending @
- Now @
- Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature did try nudging me awake sometime during the night, but I persuaded my idiot bladder to lemme fall back asleep and not call again until after the sun had risen, which was 6:20am~
After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am
beginning a mostly silent chat to
Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience,
perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving
PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her
whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't
sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her
words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that
happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- The teddies
and I cuddle and snore. Suddenly, dearest dad enters my room @
- The teddies and I cuddle and snore again, PIG mum a-THUMPING around upstairs my signal to wake and use the pot :P once more. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me not only very slightly with a bra but a tee (because dearest dad hasn’t left yet) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both
shoelaces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the
bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two
tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and minutes
continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the
saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's
exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He
has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable
of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my
good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that
... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He
lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all
only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life
that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- After washing
and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p
table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s
near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Yay, dad has
left
Breakfast is some plain porridge with one slice of dry
(unbuttered) bread, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk.
PIG mum forgot to gimme one full mug of water; I quickly tipped all the health
supplements into the porridge and swallowed them before she remembered. XD
While happily watching Weekend Sunrise, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to
Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to
make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has
NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him,
despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good
attitude!
- Once PIG mum comes downstairs, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the car, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- After I turn the alarm on, PIG mum tootles us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; she also won’t lemme turn the radio on, because “she’s too busy preparing her heart to worship God”, whatever that means. No matter; I just spend the short trip telling the cruel and unfaithful God how much I wished there was ANY OTHER WAY into heaven and eternal life that DIDN’T INCLUDE HIM coz if there was, I would surely take it!
- Lol, Uncle Colbert was the parking warden manning the church entrance; when PIG mum drove in, I held my parking permit up for him to see; uncle Colbert waved us through then mimed crying; obviously the poor man’s morning that the Broncos lost last night. XD
- At church, I used the loo once then entered class. PIG mum bolted off for the Cantonese service.
- Today was
another huge class, like, seventeen students! I also met a new friend,
Mariko, who’s half American and half Chinese! She teaches English
somewhere faraway like
- After service, I used the loo once, grabbed a lil morning tea then sat down. Leanne’s granny came to sit beside me; she’s honestly adorable~
- Time for ESS, I hauled myself upstairs and grabbed my usual seat. PIG mum bolted off for her very informal ‘fellowship’ (dunno why she insists on calling their coffee and gossip session that, but hey) with all the other aunties who can’t be bothered attending Bible Study like my dearest dad does.
- Yay, I got to stay seated for worship today again! I sang everything I knew plus the harmony for two/three songs; both hands also clapped along for another but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
- Speaker today was Pastor Chris with the second sermon from his series Recognising Greatness.
- Afterwards, Samuel and Alex wandered over for a chat. I mimed swatting Samuel over the head after he asked me did ugg boots stand for Ugly boots because I told him I’d gotten PIG mum a pair of ugg slippers for Mother’s Day! XD I dobbed on him right away too, when PIG mum came back for me. XD
- Lunch as usual was @ the underwood Maccas; a cheap five buck lunch for me. Perhaps the place was so empty coz there weren’t any newspapers today? Instead, dad passed me my mobile to poke @ over lunch.
- Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to Underwood Marketplace to buy a belated birthday card for Kayla! I’d picked one out @ the news agency but PIG mum for some reason didn’t like it and instead gleefully FORCED L me to walk all the way to Woolies and select another one. *sigh*
- Back home, I turned off the alarm, used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Bracing myself for a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum when she tumbles downstairs from pigland. >< Isn’t she horrid: she always waits until dearest dad’s almost home from playing badminton and having arvo tea with his mates before flying downstairs, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline then gleefully FORCING L me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for him so that when dad arrives home she can show off to him how much power she has over me and what a piece of sh*t I’ve become! >< *sigh*
- But fingers crossed dad takes us out somewhere fancy for a nice Mother’s Day dinner!
- Toms:
Aunty Deana’s coming to drive me and other grannies to
- Will doubtless come home for lunch with dearest dad~
- Early afternoon torture session with Vincent the physio. ><
- Then it’s
Tina coming to mind me from
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Now @ 4:50pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:08. Right, promise I won't play again until toms~ XD
P.S. Now @ 4:50pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 7:08. Right, promise I won't play again until toms~ XD
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