Saturday Post 242

Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Friday’s actually 2136; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 538 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house today) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Being There (2)’ but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and SIXTEEN MINUTES online after Kim minds me for two hours!! Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

• Thanks to dearest dad who came home and microwaved dinner for me; @ 6:30pm I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle then sat @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• After the usual boiled dinner, I skipped the soup and walked myself slowly and safely over to the couch, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• While waiting for Friday night football to begin, I watched two old live Human Nature video clips.
• Once coverage started, I started softly, slowly but most hatefully sing my newest second-favourite song out aloud, closing the left eye for all the important numbers. By the time kickoff commenced, I’d sung about 29% of the song.
• At halftime, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Back on the sofa with dearest Bear Bear, I continued softly, slowly but most hatefully singing my newest shorter second-favourite song, reaching about 41% through by the time the second half commenced.
• Once the match concluded, I used the loo once more, noted down my final, final plodding total for today, Facetimed with Mickey then let PIG mum gleefully boot me off to bed after repeating the usual nightly events. Zzz~

Today: yay, 4^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I cuddle and snore for one more hour, me waking to use the pot :P once again when PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs @ 7:20am. Oh, and I have another dream! For this dream, I’m walking BAREFOOT along some grass @ some park! When I woke, I just felt sad because obviously I can’t walk barefoot anymore … *sigh*
• At 7:30am, PIG mum comes into my room and hits me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day’s work. Once she goes, I spend another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After dearest dad retucks the teddies and I back into bed and promises to stay quiet so that we can sleep in peace, we cuddle and snore, me waking twice more for the pot :P until Besta arrives and lets herself inside ten minutes early. She’s smart and immediately offers us fifteen more minutes after entering and calling good morning, but cops the Bear Bum from Daddy Bear when she has the AUDACITY to come back FOUR MINUTES EARLY and ask was I gonna get up now! XD

Cheers,

Em. ^^