Saturday Post 240b

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ only 785. Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

• When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Elf’s AFO, Erf’s sock and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Em. ^^
  Cheers,
  • Arvo tea was the coffee bun Leanne had left me plus one mug of green tea. Happiness was getting to read for one more hour, meaning today I’ve spent three hours with my nose buried in a book! :D Today, I reached page 100 @ 5:10pm, pg. 111 @5:25pm and pg. 125 @ 5:41pm. As for Kim, she cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for like seventy minutes while she watched her nutrition videos. Oh, when ‘twas almost time for the sports report, I remembered to ask Kim to bring me out the Mother’s Day card I’d bought for PIG mum with her last Thursday and I wrote it for her~
  • After watching the sports report, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle then back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hared and not letting Him push me over.
  • Kim’s not back till next Wednesday; I’m presuming Tina’s coming next Monday and Carol next Tuesday? Must check~
  • Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner tonight, else hopeto see everyone @ church toms!