Monday, May 21, 2018

Monday Post 241b


Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3095. Ha, I’m just over three grand. XD Righteo, events for today?

Woo hoo, 10TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:40am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • the teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking again for the pot ::P around one hour, shortly before dearest dad comes to kiss me bye and retuck the teddies and I back into bed before leaving for his hard day’s work.
  • Amazingly, I managed to fall back asleep before PIG mum’s alarm clock went off @ 8:30am! Shortly afterwards, she entered my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P for one more tinkle first.
  • PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is about one bowl of porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast thrown into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*



After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • That done, PIG mum tootled me off to see Kelvin Leung the dentist for my half-yearly check-up! Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listened to 97.3FM all day and today, Era helped Ela stretch for like fifty minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least 200 times, holding each for a count of five.
  • Again, we had to park outside Westpac coz the extension for Market Square’s still being built! Inside, while waiting, I happily browsed the most recent edition of New Idea, while PIG mum watched the television.
  • Several checkups ago, Kelvin reported that my wisdom teeth were appearing, but growing sideways, meaning I’d prolly have to have them extracted in the near future. The time has prolly come … :So_O hence why, after leaving the dentist, PIG mum and I went next door and I got my mouth x-rayed.
  • Then I hiked all the way to Coffee Square and enjoyed half a lunch! The ‘A’ set meal suited me; delicious salty fish and diced chicken fried rice. I drank a hot milk tea with that because dad has said I’m not allowed cold anymore till Spring. The drink came with two packets of sugar; pity that PIG mum only added one and wasted the other, but hey. *sigh*
  • Lunch munched, we then went to Calamvale Central to buy fresh fruit from the discount fruit market and groceries from Woolies.
  • A torture session with Vincent the bloody physio followed. Physio today: three attempts before sitting, then stayed standing for most session. Bent seventeen times to floor for Ela to touch an object, marching on the spot and weight shifting.
  • Back home, I turned off the alarm, used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Thanks to PIG mum who let Tina inside when she announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm. Me, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song sotly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when I was drying inside both ears.
  • Back outside, arvo tea was my second half of lunch plus one mug of green tea. I got to read for one hour, but not our book club novel: the awesome receptionist @ the dentist this morning gave me a stack of last month’s gossip mags! :D I was reading a New Idea one; after Tina cleaned the bathroom she asked could she please read one too (of course I replied yes) and she flicked through a Women’s Weekly while gently massaging Ela/
  • At 5:55pm, I used the loo for two more tinkles before signing Tina off with my thanks and byes.
  • Toms: late morning UQ physio with Kusal. I feel safe using the treadmill fast (for me, anyhow) with him standing behind me, coz he’s even stockier than Ethan. XD
  • Not sure is Aunty Ann back yet for me to see her for a comfy massage?
  • But Carol’s taking me out for Toastmasters toms night, so fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme have some dinner from Maccas afterwards; never mind that Happy Meals were what I had for meals surely MORE THAN TWO DECADES ago! Who knows, Carol might even lemme have it with a milkshake should I persuade her it’s a celebration for my ten year anniversary of my freedom date on Wednesday! XD
  • Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Now @ 7:48pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:44. That’s today’s quotas satisfied and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms coz I’ve actually also played two more lasting more than seven minutes and a third lasting nearly eight!

P.P.S. Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Sequoias’.

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