Wednesday Post 280d

Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1222 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘It Hurts So Good!’ Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?

• When PIG mum got home, I said my thanks and byes to Aunty Deana and PIG mum tootled me off to the NAB.
• Physio today: 1.5hr session for Ela: wrist flexion and extension, reaching, cone work, stabilising cup. Still haven’t earned Ethan’s shiny hundred dollar bill yet, but will keep trying!
• After PIG mum tootled us home, I turned off the alarm then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Thanks to PIG mum who let Kim inside when she announced her arrival two minutes early. I waited until 4pm then walked myself slowly and safely into the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 22% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely outside, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Arvo tea was one yummy pear and one mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey. Thanks to Kim who handed me my mobile; while waiting for the sports report then Seven’s 6pm news, I played Candy Crush. As for Kim, after she’d cleaned the bathroom she very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela over one hour whilst watching her nutrition videos. Oh, no, she stopped the videos once Seven’s 6pm news started.
• Tonight the news was read out by Sharyn Ghidella and Max Futcher. All the interesting surnames I found: Schrinner, Whop, Antonelli, Mander, Meninga, Palaszczuk (our premier), Ewart, Whitfeld, Arbiter, Lette, Mullany, Doyle (heard that one), Nauert, Turnbull (our PM), Blowers, Von Drenhen, Yelland and Hopkins.
• At 6:25pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for two tinkles then back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Kim’s back toms and taking me on my fortnightly shopping trip!
• Looking forward to meeting the Lungs for lunch @ Woka Woka~
• Then fingers crossed dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner tonight coz Friday night I’m watching the Broncos play! Never mind we’ve been predicted to lose. XD Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hop everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. After finishing this post, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Hey, hope dad isn’t napping upstairs; it’s 7:15pm already and I’m hungry!! XD