Sunday Post 183b

Heylo again, good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1316 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend now stands @ twenty-eight. Righteo, potential final, final events for Sunday?

-        Teeth brushed, I went and sat over the loo for one tinkle. Usually, I sit over the loo for two, but felt like doing a stinky unspeakable so washed Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

I’ve honestly forgotten what breakfast was, but I’m also sure I also drank one full mug of milk (coz PIG mum can’t be bothered pouring me half a mouthful anymore), all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I also spend another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s and not letting Him push me over.

-        Nature calls twice before PIG mum comes back to drive me to church; both times I take myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When PIG mum announces her arrival home from church, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

While PIG mum tootles me off to church, I keep both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        At church, I use the loo once then take my usual seat. Once I sit down, Uncle Leung immediately comes over and hands me a present from Letty: a box of Lindt chocolates! Even better, they’re new flavours, meaning they’re all nut-free and I ca eat them all! (But will most definitely share them with both parents, never fear XD)

-        Yay, I got to stay seated for worship today. I sangeverything I knew, plus the harmony for three songs, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*

-        Speaker today was dear uncle Pastor Chong; his sermon was sth like preparing for the new year.

-        After service, I used the loo once for two tinkles (dunno why dad rapped the door thrice; I wasn’t coming out till I was done XD) then dad tootled me off to Sunnybank Plaza for lunch with PIG mum.

-        She had three sushi rolls, dad ordered I was only allowed one bowl of rice (PIG mum got me chicken kaarage) and he got himself Hungry Jacks. Aunty Melody and uncle Cyras came to sit with us; we also bumped into Uncle Dominic and Aunty Jo, Merry and Aunty Deana!

-        After lunch, PIG mum and I made the long hike back upstairs to the roof where she’d parked the Camry and she tootled us home

-        I used the loo once for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Well, dearest dad’s gone to play baddy (even though it’s like forty degrees here today!), PIG mum’s hit the sack and Aunty A’s coming over for dinner tonight~

-        Toms: Am I seeing uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some massage and acupuncture? Not sure, but I don’t think so, coz isn’t toms a make-up public holiday for today? Hopefully that means I won’t haveta see Vincent the physio for the recommencement of therapy until next Monday, either!

-        Sadly, I think that also means nobody’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm, either. More stress for me. *sigh* But hopefully dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere, otherwise I’m very happy to snuggle in bed with my two teddies till 5:55pm, then get up and watch Seven’s 6pm news! XD

-        So hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing first week of 2017!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 183

Good morning, and HAPPY NEW YEAR, everyone!! Tee hee, I really love these opportunities where I get to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Saturday actually stands @ 3691; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 400 steps (because I obviously haven’t left the house yet); thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘The New Year (2)’ and fourthly, the spam count for the weekend’s twenty-five but fifthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I get back home this arvo!!! Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

-        Alas, I really did haveta let the parents gleefully FORCE L me to plod 800 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them, even though I actually went like 824 (the stupid thing’s got an inaccurate counter ><).

-          Oh, at 9:45am I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:32; now, lemme just play one more lasting in between five and six minutes and I’m happy to call it quits for today. XD

-        yup, then @ 9:56 I played another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:41; am content to stop playing until tomorrow. Xd

-        After a complete set of clothes change (PIG mum helps me slightly with the tee, then leaves me to get the rest of myself kitted while she showers upstairs. Once she’s done, she comes back down to help me finish whatever I haven’t changed yet) we have dinner. Only Uncle Calvin suddenly rings dad and says that he and Ping Yee are down @ the Glen, waiting for the little kiddies fireworks @ 8:30pm, and won’t we join them?

-        So I visit the loo once more where PIG mum helps me put a bra on, then dad tootles us down to the Glen!

-        Dad drops us off first @ the entrance, then goes to repark the car. There’s some security guard already manning the front door, but when he sees I’m disabled he opens the door for us and we head right in. we haveta ask two more staff for directions before we finally find Aunty Catherine and Uncle Calvin; indeed, dad parks the car and finds us about the same time we find the Kwoks! XD

-        Originally, PIG mum said she’d get me an orange juice but instead she returns with some lemon lime and bitter? Surely she must know I’m not a big fan of soft drinks … but hey.

-        Dad and Uncle Calvin move to another table to yap, PIG mum yaps @ Aunty Catherine and I just watch the BBL on one of the TVs mounted on the wall.

-        Suddenly, the announcement’s made that it’s time for the 9pm fireworks! We head outside; I wanna sit in this empty seat but for some reason, dad orders that I stand? No biggie, coz he says I can lean against him.

-        Thefireworks are beautiful! Some twirl around and there were a few blue ones too!

-        Once it’s finished, we head home. I use the loo once then hike upstairs for my yearly trek to my upstairs room; thanks to PIG mum who brings Bear Bear for me.

-        While she’s surfing the net and reading me random news stories, I have a chat to God, telling Him how disappointed with Him that He still hasn’t healed me yet and asking Him please to protect me this year.

-        Quite early (before 9:45pm), PIG mum announces I’ve gotta head back down coz she’s hitting the sack. I use my upstairs loo once, also taking the time to read one chapter of Garth Nix’s Lirael.

-        Downstairs, I complete my reflections for 2016 then @ 11:55pm, head over for the official countdown with my dearest dad and Bear Bear! Earlier that day, I’d already found that ABC was hosting the countdown; dad didn’t believe me and kept flicking to all these other channels! Thankfully, he heeded my advice and flicked back to ABC in time for the countdown~ XD

-        Afterwards, I ring Mickey to bid him and Aunty Lai Happy New Year! Poor Aunty Nga was still @ work, 10pm on a Saturday night, but I hope she made it home before 2017 arrived!

-        Then repeat the usual nightly events, zzz~

Today: yay, but better start to 2017 then with an awesome sleep last night (my 10^TH consecutive one, actually)! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        My teddies and I cuddled and snored; I was hoping to wake once more one hour later and use the pot :P again before PIG mum came into my room. I started counting and had only reached 167 when PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs. “That’s weird,” I thought, “Why’s she thumping around that early?” I roll around to peer @ the clock and am very surprised to see that it’s already like 7:30am; I must’ve fallen back asleep without knowing it! XD

-        This morning, PIG mum helps me not only very slightly with a bra but a tee also, coz dearest dad hasn’t left for church yet.

-        After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I get myself mostly kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both shoelaces, only because she doesn’t wanna be late getting to church; bet I’m tying those laces myself later when I shower!

-        That done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela – bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 183b

Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1096. lol, don’t ask me how I’ve walked more than 1000 steps today without leaving the house! XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

-        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. I also sang 28% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I flipped the nice warm water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces, after I’d practised tying the left one with her). After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then headed out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.

-        Pity that Kim wouldn’t lemme enjoy one more mug of white tea with two sugars but hey. Green tea it was. I also ate one bowl of yummy mango.

-        My happiest thing, though, was getting to read my illustrated copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for one whole hour! I reached page 100 @ 5:35pm, BTW. That meant I had to read right through the sports report, though; if Kim doesn’t order I practise tying Elf’s laces with her I’m outside by 4:45pm and can read for one full hour before watching the sports report with her but coz Ela’s slow and it takes me time to practise tying shoelaces, I didn’t get out to the gobbling :P table till 4:55pm and therefore couldn’t watch the sports report if I wanted to read for one full hour. Oh well, since the NRL season ended in September there hasn’t really been anything I’m super-keen to follow.

-        At 5:55pm, Kim took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. She’s back next Thursday and apparently we’re going shopping again?

-        Argh, dad’s just announced I’m gonna haveta let him gleefully FORCE L me to plod on the bloody cross trainer for him @ like 6:30; what a crummy end to 2016! I was gonna start on my 2016 reflections after publishing this post, and now it looks like I’ll definitely gonna haveta sing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! >< *sigh*

-        Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner tonight, else I’ll see everyone next year!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 183

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 665 steps (obviously, I’ve been @ home all day!) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The New Year (1)’. Anyways, events for today?

-        Firstly, playing my first game of Bejeweled this arvo, I lasted 5:40. now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’m happy not to play again till 2017. XD

Yay, 9^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! What a great way to end 2016 with~ Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        The teddies and I cuddle and snore for another hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more and say bye to PIG mum when she comes to hit me with eye goo and leave for her half day’s work @ 7:30am. When dad comes back to retuck the teddies and I back into bed, I beg him please to keep quiet until Dani arrives and let us snore in peace.

-        2:33pm; I’ve just played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:55; am happy to call it quits and not play again till next year. XD

-        Huge thanks to dearest dad who does refrain from doing noisy things this morning! The teddies and I cuddle and snore, with me waking twice more for the pot :P before Dani arrives to mind me for three hours.

When Dani comes back, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles while we swap stories of how we spent Christmas. Afterwards, Dani gets me kitted then I head over to the bathroom, where I brush teeth. Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and also finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After washing and drying Era, I head outside for breakfast. Thanks to dad who’s left me one slice of toast with some beef omelette; thanks also to Dani who makes me one mug of tea, white and two. Oh, while waiting for Dani to rehear breakfast, I munched one yummy banana.

-        Breakfast eaten, I headed over to the sofa, where Bear Bear and I watched Wednesday’s episode of Chicago Fire! Dani’s six years younger than me, while Bear Bear’s six months younger than her, BTW~

-        While Bear Bear and I watched the episode together (he was very disappointed because there weren’t actually any fires during this episode! XD) Dani gently massaged Ela for forty-five minutes, painting her yellow with black spots today (for Happy!) She also gave me 1.5 little saucers of the yummy popcorn that my long lost cousin Ray (our surnames are both Chan; I’m guessing many generations ago, our cousins were siblings! XD) had given me.

-        3:06pm, uncle Colbert just rang, looking for dearest dad. I told him dad was out, sorry, and try ringing his mobile?

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-        After the episode ended, Dani took me once to the loo then made me one warm mug of Milo. I rang Aunty Nga, Mickey answered and told me his mum was still sleeping. Instead of giving him the chance to hang up on me (as the little tyke is wont to do! >< XD), I asked him did he eat any dogs in Korea? No, answers Mickey. Chicken, beef and pork, but no dogs.

-        Once our phone call ended, I happily read my illustrated copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets out aloud for like forty minutes, reaching page fifty around 12:25pm and page seventy-five @ 12:55pm.

-        Before she leaves, Dani takes me once more to the loo and I do a stinky unspeakable.

-        Back @ the gobbling :P table, she leaves me with a small half-bowl of fried rice. It’s without sauce (dad told her not to add any *sigh*) and there’s barely half a bowl; oh, I can’t wait until Besta gets back coz I hope she will really gimme one WHOLE bowl! Dani’s back on Tuesday, BTW; nobody’s coming Monday coz Monday’s a public holiday to make up for the fact that January the first’s a Sunday.

-        Once she’s gone, I ring dad to let him know I’m safe. I also enjoy my second mug of white tea with two sugars.

-        Dad comes home just when I’m finishing lunch. I return the phone to him then walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        At 1:50pm, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo for two tinkles and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Well, Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm today. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme drink white tea with two sugars and that I’ll get the chance to read for one hour again!

-        Tonight’s NYE! Dunno if dad has any plans to take PIG mum and I anywhere to see the countdown, but I sure hope so! Will also do my hike upstairs with Bear Bear and visit my upstairs bedroom~ Then I’ll haveta come back downstairs and write my reflections on 2016!

-        Toms: just church, nothing special. Don’t think anywhere’s open for lunch; am expecting a bland lunch of barely half a bowl of tasteless leftovers followed by a lonely arvo staring @ the computer until PIG mum tumbles down from pigland and orders that I take a shower. Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 233

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2085 steps (ha, I’m just over two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Finding Lasting Satisfaction’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s eighty-one but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves this arvo!!! Only I’ve just realised that I haven’t written my special events blog post on how I spent my Christmas and Boxing Days yet but toms I’m gonna haveta write my reflections for 2016, meaning I realise I won’t get to enjoy my most important two hours online for myself. That’s okay; just noting down that I enjoyed my 8^th consecutive awesome sleep last night (bid Daddy Bear and Juice sweet dreams, fell asleep and didn’t wake till 5:25am), saw my long lost cousin :P Ray (we have the same surname, Chan; surely generations ago, our cousins were siblings?? XD) then came home for lunch before seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Went afterwards to Calamvale Central’s Mega Discount Fruit Market and brought fresh produce. Aunty Lucia’s came to mind me for one hour and after she left, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice!! >< Toms, it’s Dani coming @ 10am till 1pm coz Kyabra doesn’t work between Christmas and New Year! Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm and since it’s the 31^st toms, hopefully dearest dad will PIG mum and I out somewhere for the countdown! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 233c

Good evening, and most probably one final greeting for tonight! Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 4171. yay, I passed 4000 today~ Anyways, probable final, final events for tonight?

-        When dad got home, I fully expected him to demand I use the bloody cross trainer for him, but instead he was like, “Get ready; we’re going out for dinner.”

-        After a quick loo trip to put a bra on, dad tootled us out for dinner @ Guang Zhou Lou (formerly Big Gun Chinese Restaurant) for dinner with Aunty Mel, Uncle Cyras and Aunty A!

-        The frustrating thing was that I couldn’t even get ONE bowl of rice. *sigh* Two small hall bowls for me, not quite equalling one bowlful. But oh well; I’ve learnt that I’ll never get a proper feed if I were to eat Chinese with dad. Actually, with him anywhere I probably won’t get a proper feed full stop. XD

-        Over dinner, Aunty Mel taught me that childrens’ hospitals take patients up to university age and Uncle Cyras introduced us all to this really yummy lobok thing!

-        Afterwards, dad tootled us back home, I used the loo once for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: mid/late morning appointment to see my long lost cousin :P (our surnames are both Chan XD) Ray for some left limb massage and acupuncture. Most remind PIG mum to lemme eat some popcorn for breakfast!

-        Fingers crossed it’s hot enough that PIG mum’ll take me out for half a lunch somewhere~

-        I’ve an afternoon appointment to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Lol, PIG mum’s gonna have a great day toms; she’ll get to yap her head off thrice! XD

-        Thrice only if Aunty Lucia comes to mind me for a shower around 4pm~

-        I should also find the time to watch that episode of Chicago Fire PIG mum said she taped for me~

-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 233b

Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3349. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

Funnily awake, sleep didn’t come back, but that didn’t matter~ Sneaky PIG mum deliberately waited until dearest dad had kissed me goodbye before coming into my room, hitting me with the eye goo and helping me very slightly with a bra, before leaving me to get myself mostly kitted, which I did after giving myself fifteen more minutes. While getting myself mostly independly kitted, I also start a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Oh, it’s 4:33 and I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting like 5:10 so will go to bed tonight. XD

-        PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces 9only coz she didn’t wanna be late to work) before I let her gleefully FORCEL me to walk over to the gobbling :P table to brush teeth (poor Ela).

-        Teeth brushed, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast’s around one bowl of plain porridge, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk. Hey, like I’ve said before, if PIG mum can’t be bothered pouring me one small half-mouthful of milk, I’m gonna pour me one FULL mug. XD Over breakfast, I also spend about ten minutes continue continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

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After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I also fully lean against the side rail and spend some time finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        When Kim gets here, I get into her car, and we’re off!

-        At Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown, I use the loo once for one tinkle then grab Feist’s “Rage Of A Demon King” then sit and happily read for one hour. I reach page twenty-five @ 10:18am, BTW~

-        After that, I update briefly on Facebook (it’s probably my last post from anywhere bar home for the year), Kim takes me once more to the loo then we begin shopping!

-        Our first stop was Woolies. PIG mum’s sent me the shopping list, which I showed toKim @ the library. I grabbed a small trolley, which Era pushed, while Kim pulled from in front. She goes quite fast, actually: twice I had to deliberately yank back on the trolley before she noticed and slowed down! XD

-        Then we caught the elevator upstairs to Coles and bought more things. Kim did her shopping also.

-        Our last stop for the day was Sunni Bakery~

-        We finished all the shopping with about thirty minutes to spare and Kim asked did I wanna wander Daiso? If I’d been in Sparkless 2 I would’ve replied yes but I’m not in the mood for window shopping when I’m standing.

-        Instead, Kim put our groceries back into the car and then we just poked away @ our smartphones until the Lungs arrived for lunch.

-        Both Kim and Pastor Chris bought lunch from Excellent Kitchen while both Pastor Grace and I had kebabs~ Over lunch, we just chatted~

-        After saying our byes, Kim tootled me home and I showered @ double-time coz ‘twas like already 2pm! I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 15% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me cream my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces meaning score, I finally got the one day of the week off I’m hoping for!)

-        All that done, I use the loo for one more tinkle, wash and dry Era, say my thanks and byes to Kim (she’s back Saturday arvo) then close the garage door before walking myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When PIG mum announces her safe arrival home, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her back in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Then I immediately let her nab half my arvo tea: what I thought was the chicken puff bun. Unfortunately, I must’ve grabbed the bun beside the chicken puff bun by mistake, because ‘twas actually a CURRY chicken puff bun! ><” Over arvo tea, PIG mum told me that today she gave lotsa injections.

-        After finishing my half of the yucky bun, I snuck my mobile into the loo and played Candy Crush for awhile. XD The full five tinkles, actually.

-        Nature’s actually called twice since then; both times, I’ve taken myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: I’ve got a late morning appointment to see my long lost cousin (our surnames are both Chan :P) for some left limb massage and acupuncture. Bet PIG mum’s looking forward to the yapping opportunity. XD

-        Then I’ve got an early arvo appointment to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. More yapping opportunities for PIG mum. XD

-        I can never remember whether it’s Aunty Lucia or Aunty Kitty coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm. I’m guessing Aunty Lucia.

-        Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hoping everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 233

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2988 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s “Don’t Look Back” but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after I let PIG mum back inside and she gets to nab half my arvo tea!!! Anyways, events for today?

-        At 3:05pm I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:09. now, lemme just play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll be happy to call it quits for today. XD

-        Woo hoo, 7^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! That’s like the 11^TH set of one whole week’s worth of awesome sleeps for me! :D What a great way to end 2017~ Anyways, nature didn’t call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip, I tried to fall back asleep right away, cozi hoped to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came barging into my room.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 233d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1417. righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        At 9pm, I took myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: Kim’s taking me out for my last shopping trip for 2016! Looking forward to meeting the Lungs for lunch also~

-        Fingers crossed dearest dad will also take PIG mum and I out somewhere for a yummy dinner toms night, without him demanding that I use the bloody cross trainer for him first!

-        Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 233c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1348. anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        Alas, when dad came home from work, PIG mum rushed downstairs, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.

-        To stall for time, I used the loo for one tinkle first, but ‘twas inevitable: I then had to let awful PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to stand and use the Wii Fit for forty minutes for her; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><

-        Thankfully, dinner was called before she had time to gleefully force poor Ela to use Wii Sports Resort for her.

-        Before dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy kalian, two chunks of the winter/hairymelon that Uncle Simon had given dearest dad, one yummy slice of tofu and about four tiny pieces of tasty pork.

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 233b

Potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1083. phew, just over one grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Wednesday?

-        PIG mum tootles us off to the Underwood Coffee Club to meet Mrs. Dent and Nana for breakfast! They are already waiting when we arrive; I sit beside Nana, of course~

-        For my last meal @ the Coffee Club for 2016, I’d been hoping that PIG mum would FINALLY lemme eat one whole plate of eggs Benedict myself, but alas, ‘twas not to be. *sigh* PIG mum prolly already thinks she’s beyond wonderful because she ordered the eggs Benedict with bacon and got us a chocolate milkshake to share, but yeah. *sigh again*

-        Mrs. Dent told us that Mr. Dent was originally intending to come with, but that he was unfeeling well, the poor man. PIG mum unsurprisingly hogged the whole morning, yapping unceasingly @ Mrs. Dent and Nana. Still, I’m happy I got the chance to tell nana about my dreams and Mrs. Dent about my marathon 1.25km walk~

-        We called it a day when poor nana announced she wasn’t feeling too well, took a tablet and needed to use the bathroom. Hugs all around, then PIG mum tootled me home.

-        Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online briefly, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        At 11:40pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Julz comes to pick me up! Fi and Lisa are already in the backseat~

-        We have lunch @ some bistro @ Sunny Park; you just eat tapas. I was disappointed; I’d been hoping for a subatantial meal to mark the end of Christmas celebrations but alas, ‘twas not to be. >< XD

-         Over lunch, Julz impersonated different church members, Lisa told us about her upcoming trip overseas for six months and we all just chatted about random things.

-        After lunch, Julz tootled me back home. PIG mum wasn’t home yet, so I asked them please just toleave the television on loud before they left. Whoops, I forgot to ask for the phone, and when dearest dad randomly returned to get sth, he wouldn’t gimme it? Dunno why, but luckily nobody rang.

-        When PIG mum announced her arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her back in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When Kim announced her arrival one/two minutes early, PIG mum kindly let her in. I waited until 4pm before heading into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me cream my back, Era and both calves) then mostly creamed myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces).

-        After sitting over the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then headed out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. Pity that Kim wouldn’t lemme enjoy one mug of white tea, but oh well. Green tea and one banana it was.

-        My main happiness was getting to read that illustrated HP2 book that Leanne bought me for Christmas for like one hour! I reached page twenty-five @ 5:25pm, BTW~ While I read, Kim cleaned the bathroom then sat and gently massaged Ela for like one hour, painting her light blue with white spots today.

-        After watching the sports report together, Kim took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, before I signed her off with my thanks and byes. She’s back tomorrow morning; we’re going for our final shopping trip to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my final shopping trip for 2016!

-        Tonight’s ice cream night; like I always say, a very little’s always better than none @ all!

-        Toms: Presumably, PIG mum’s working for half the day so she’ll prolly get me up and I’ll just spend some time online then head out somewhere with Aunty Carly for half a lunch, unless PIG mum forgot to ask her to come pick me up. No, wait! Like I just said: toms Kim will take me to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my last shopping trip for 2016! Looking forward to meeting the Lungs for lunch also~

-        Then hope dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere yummy to dinner for the final Thursday for 2016!

-        So fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Weesday Post 233

Heylo again and good afternoon! Please excuse the first post; I’m always very excited when I get to post before midday. XD Anyways, firstly I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 850 steps today (even though I’ve already been out twice today; hopefully I’ll pass 1000 before the day’s out~) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Put on The Garment Of Prase’. Anyways, events for today?

- Yay, 6^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- Afterwards, Daddy Bear, Juice and I all cuddled and snored for another hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more and kiss dearest dad bye when he left for work @ 7:45am. Once he left, I just spent some time oftly, slowly but most hatefully singing  ¼ of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, because I knew I wouldn’t get the chance to this arvo while showering.

- Sure enough, PIG mum was soon in, hitting me with the eye goo and helping me very slightly with a bra before leaving me to get myself mostly kitted, which I did so after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more.

- 3:29pm; I’ve played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:19. now, lemme play one more lasting between six and seven minutes and I’ll be happy to stop playing for today. XD

- PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and set me on shoelace tying practice. I didn’t really mind, coz I was sitting and could fully concentrsate; besides, I know what a kick she gets outta being able to boss me around, telling me smugly what I’m doing wrong, etc. 8sigh*

- That took like twenty minutes; finally done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- PIG mum comes over to gleefully force poor Ela to help me get all my drugs :p but I don’t really mind coz I’m sitting and can fully concentrate. I also drain one whole mug of water.

- Before leaving, I use the loo once and do a stinky unspeakable.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 233

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 182d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3119. Yeah, I’m over three grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: we’re meeting nana and Mrs. Dent for breakfast @ the Underwood Coffee Club! Fingers crossed for a plate of eggs Benedict with bacon to myself!! Looking forward to catching up with them but will presumably haveta let PIG mum yap incessantly. XD

-        Even better, I’m having lunch with Lisa, Julz and Fiona @ some bistro! Awful PIG mum was saying tonight that they’re only having lunch with me coz they pity me, but I’m not allowed to thank them for that? It’ll be my last Christmas meal so will hopefully enjoy that!

-        Dani will come mind me from 4pm till 6pm; hopefully I can start my new illustrated HP2 book from Leanne!

-        Best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 182c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for tonight now stands @ 2908. anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        Once I’d enjoyed my most important two hours online, I signed out of everything and reread some of the fanfic I’d written ages ago.

-        When @ 6:15pm I still hadn’t heard anything from PIG mum, I called out and asked her could I please shower yet; she said go ahead, and so I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair today, obviously. I also sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        Again, horrid PIG mum didn’t gimme the chance to tinkle before she demanded I flip the nice warm water off. I dried and rekitted myself; she only helped with Elf’s AFO and my laces after I’d spent awhile practising to tie them first. I don’t really mind, coz I was seated and could fully concentrate; besides, I know what a kick PIG mum gets from being able to boss me around and expound on how I should be doing things. *sigh*

-        After using the loo once more for two tinkles, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for dinner, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy kalian, lotsa home-grown hairy melon from Uncle Simon Chiu, and several wee chunks of beef.

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, PIG mum’s ordered that I go do the Lumosity brain games for her now, so fingers crossed I can bbl following one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 182b

Heylo again, good afternoon and please excuse the first post; I just get so very excited when I get to post before midday! XD Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2357 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Why Jesus Came’. Anyways, events for today?

- Yay, 5^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:35am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Daddy Bear, Juice and I cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P once more when dearest dad left to go do some painting work @ Kingston. “But it’s only like 7:20am,” I sleepily asked dad, “Will anyone be there to let you in?’ Dad assures me that he’s got the keys.

-        I’ve played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5::25 @ 2:38pm; now, lemme just play another lasting more than six minutes and I’m happy not to play again until toms. XD

-        Daddy Bear, Juice and I snuggle and snore for awhile longer, me waking up several more times for the pot :P and counting down fifteen more minutes before calling out and asking PIG mum can she please help me up yet, coz it’s 10am and Tum Tum’s hungry!

-        PIG mum comes downstairs to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with a bra. I don’t give myself another fifteen more minutes coz it’s already past 10am and I was afraid that PIG mum would only lemme have brunch instead of breakfast and lunch if I got up any later! XD

-        PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and set me on shoelace tying practice. Huh, she’d better not order me to tie them again after I shower later today! But I didn’t really mind, coz I was sitting and could concentrate; besides, I just wait until she leaves before schooching backwards and hoking Erf over my left thigh; that way, she rests of the mattress and creates less stress for me.

PIG mum comes back to retie my laces tighter, after which I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Afterwards, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        3:30pm; I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:30 and will stop playing for today, now. XD

-        after washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Breakfast is about one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of unbuttered toasted ripped into it. Zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor Ela to hold onto the slice before ordering Era to tear it into ten small pieces but that’s okay; I was seated and could fully concentrate. Besides, Era kept her promise to Ela by combining with the spoon after PIG mum had gone upstairs to get herself ready for today to tear the pieces into bite-sized, more manageable chunks. I also had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the pill bottles while getting out my drugs ;p for today, but again, I was seated and could fully concentrate. I also drank one full mug of water and half a mouthful of milk. I’ve said before that if PIG mum can’t be bothered to pour me half a mouthful then I’m gonna pour myself a full mug, but turns out that we’re basically outta milk this morning!

-        Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I accidentally tip over the Christmas tree but luckily, remain upright myself.

-        When PIG mum comes downstairs, I get yelled @ for knocking the Christmas tree over. She also orders that I come help hang up the day’s washing. Yes, I HATES standing practice, but @ least Era did the work this morning.

-        Washing all hung up, I use the loo once more for one tinkle then head out to the Camry.

-        Of course, PIG mum gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we listen to 97.3FM all day too and today, Era helps Ela stretch for like fifteen/twenty minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty/seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.

-        PIG mum tootles us off to Underwood Marketplace to buy stuff. She parks underground, fearing the skies will open and dump bucketloads of water over the Camry.

-        First, we buy groceries from Woolies.

-        Next, we duck into Big W and try to find belated Christmas presents for Mrs. Dent and nana.

-        Finally, we have lunch @ foodcourt. Today we share a lil yummy chicken pizza from (Sth) and Pide; we also bump into Aunty Catherine and Joey! Of course, we only drink water.

-        Afterwards, PIG mum tootles us home; I use the loo for one tinkle ten walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        PIG mum’s gone out to try and find belated Christmas presents for Mrs. Dent and nana; we’re meeting them for breakfast @ the underwood Coffee Club toms morning! Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme eat one plate by myself~

-        Then I’m eating out for lunch, also! :D Undoubtedly my final Xmas lunch for this year; I’m having lunch with Lisa, Julz and Fi! Lisa’s picking me up, around midday I think; we’re going to some bistro for lunch~

-        Dani will come mind me from 4pm till 6pm; I look forward to starting my new illustrated HP2 book I got from Leanne for Christmas!

-        Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^