good evening! no plodding total or spam count from em yet, coz i haven't even had dinner yet! instead, i'll just type out what i usually do every thursday but haven't had the chance until now:
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to walk. when she forbade me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she decided that somehow, the entire word offended her and banned it entirely. so i switched to the word contort, but it wasn't long until PIG mum decided that this word somehow offended her also and banned it too, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made. anyways, i had no choice but to comply and used MADE, until she stipulated that the word had to be ALL in lowercase. so i had to comply again, only that whenever i had to walk, PIG mum 'gleefully' made me do it. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, stipulating that i'm only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. to be honest, i have no idea why i listen to him, after all, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the kitchen benchtop for my nightly half a cup of milk.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. i was forced to stand to brush my teeth - and, apparently, it is some HUGE, UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to lean against the basin while you are brushing - and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle.
7. after i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to yank my trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. i honestly dunno why it's such a SIN to hold onto the bar that the guy from home mods installed for me. i mean, isn't that the reason that it was put up in the first place? but no, it seems that PIG mum derives greater pleasure from being able to force her poor daughter to walk more steps, turn around, and back up before finally collapsing with a sigh of relief onto the bed. well, like i've said, who am i to deny her that pleasure? i mean, she already carries on enough about how under appreciated she is, etc.
10. still no pull-up pants. argh. ><"
-brb, dinnertime, okies? time is now ... 7:47pm
-i'm back! anyways, my final plodding total for sunday now stands at 4177, and the spam count for the weekend is 39. lol, it's actually 10:03pm now! i'd better quickly type out today's events; i'm sure PIG mum is awaiting ever-so eagerly to force poor em off to bed.
-PIG mum dug em up this morning. she used the pot :P once more, got kitted, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a slice of toast with some marg and yummy strawberry jam.
-PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled us off to church, listening to my car CD (and i won't mention it again coz that's what we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down and into the hall. lee made it, just in time, too! he told us he'd taken the wrong exit off the highway. :P
-service started. thanks to charlsy for the word in big. PIG mum forced poor em to stand for 3 songs, and i just sang in my head today coz i saw no opportunities to sing harmony.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and he delivered a sermon on wrestling with life.
-no communion today, just RICE promo, then PIG mum who made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over for a seat in the morning tea area.
-much thanks to uncle martin and his wife who shouted us morning tea! i got a cup of water-tea, and a couple of little triangle sandwhiches.
-bible study time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way inside.
-bible study with uncle/pastor chong started. we all took turns reading out bible verses/questions and answering them.
-PIG mum came to collect me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-off she tootled us off to plaza for lunch. luckily, we found a carpark downstairs. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk and take the escalator up.
-ai, i guess i'll haveta have my two piece feed from KFC on thursday night with karen, coz i couldn't get one today. >< i've had no luck this month at all so far! >< PIG mum got the asian meal, yummy fish fillet in corn sauce with rice, while i got the western meal, a yummy chicken chop :P with lotsa diced vegies in spaghetti and red sauce. i drank a cold milk tea, PIG mum a lemon ribena.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up to have a chat with aunty brannie (sp? it's brannie or branny). i thanked her for my cool beanie! i think she told me andre was in grade 8 and ryan in year 6. aunty anna came over for a yak also.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator back down and walk all the way back to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled us home. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, turn on the computer switches at the wall, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer table, also forcing me to bend awkwardly down to flip on all the few switches before i turned on the computer myself and popped online for a few mins before susan arrived.
-she Forced me to walk to the laundry, also forcing me to undress all of me.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. susan handed me sticky and Forced me to walk back out to the dining room.
-arvo tea: a cup of twinings english breakfast tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, and a toasted cheese - yay, 2 slices! susan says i'm only allowed 2 slices once every three weeks ... dunno why, but okay. - and ham sandwhich cut into 4 triangles.
-i finished my eragon novel! one day, i want to go to video ezy or somewhere and rent out eragon, the movie. duuno if it's out yet, though ... so then i started the book for my book club this month, was it called the kite runner?
-at 5:30, susan forced me on 30mins of left hand exercises. at 6pm, she fed me 2 pods and half a cup of milk. at 6:30 she Forced me to my TV chair and we watched 15 mins of dancing with the stars. go the blind guy!
-at 6:45, susan Forced me to walk to the loo, also forcing me to dak myself. she kindly passed me a cup of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. susan came back for me, forcing me to pull my own daks back up. then she Forced me to walk over and wash and dry my right hand, before she Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes, then she rocked offon her own accord 5-10 mins early. i won't see her until a fortnight's time, coz her parents will be visiting from zimbabwe (sp?)
-i rang aunty a to ask her over for dinner, but she had BSF homework to do. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the table, and i popped online for awhile, until the slams came over!
-but i needed the bathroom before dinner. >< so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull my trousers back up after a tinkle or two, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to our new old :P dinner table.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa 'little tong' :P vegetable, a spoonful or two of baked beans (lol, do they really make you fart, can anyone tell me?) and a little bit of yummy ham and egg. washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. it doesn't hurt, thankfully, so no biggie.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer. i had a chat to a few people.
-desert time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the gobbling :P table. thanks to anna who made yummy choc chip muffins! i had one along with half a mug of milk.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back online. we said our byes to the slams.
-phew, i finished! righteo, hope everyone has an awesome week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight; PIG mum in her eagerness to force poor em off to bed won't let her check first. oh well, goodnite.