sunday post

good evening! no spam count for the weekend or plodding total from em yet, coz dinner hasn't been called yet. i think i'll just type out what i usually do every thursday, only i forgot to 3 days ago:
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she ordered that i was no longer allowed to use all capitals, i used Forced until she decided that somehow, the entire word offended her, and banned it entirely. so i switched to using the word contort, but it wasn't long before PIG mum caught onto that as well, and banned that word also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. so i complied, and used MADE, until she stepped in and demanded that it ALL had to be in lowercase. so i complied again, only i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until, charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk from the computer table to the kitchen for my nightly half-glass of milk.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk back to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. i was forced to stand to brush my teeth, and PIG mum forced my poor left hand to do the 3 after-brush rinses with my right hand.
4. after flossing, mouthwashing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinklr or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the bed. see, usually, i walk in, grasp the bar that the guy from home mods installed, but PIG mum has decided that it gives her greater pleasure to force me to walk all the way into the bed, turn awkwardly, then collapse onto my bed. i guess that makes her happier. argh, my life sucks. i'm used to it. ><
9. still no pull-up pants. argh. at least it's been a dry week thus far.
-last point: if i don't mention any of this until thursday, it just means that everything happened exactly as i had typed it out today. no difference. >< anyways, so where was i?
-oh! the spam count for the entire week (all 7 days), is 224, and today em was hard at work plodding 4373 steps.
-PIG mum dug em up, she used the pot :P once more then got kitted. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a slice of toast with a little bit of yummy ham and egg.
-time to go, the parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled us off to church, listening to my car CD. gosh, i'd missed it! PIG mum tells me that she played it for me back when i was in ICU. best of all was dearest dad, who labelled it 'em music'. :)
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down and in, and worship soon started.
-i couldn't see any opportunities for harmony today, so i just sang in my head. PIG mum forced poor em to stand for one song.
-speaker today was uncle/pastor chong, and we got a sermon on knowing god: the holy spirit.
-no communion afterwards, just PIG mum who made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat over in the morning tea area.
-PIG mum rocked off to buy some tofu flower for me! RICE fundraising, i think it was? much thanks also to aunty joanne who shared a small slice of jelly with me.
-bible study time. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the classroom.
-a combined class today, aunty a wrapped up the topic we were doing and reminded us to remember to do next week's homework.
-after bible study, i needed the bathroom again. so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the loo, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) we walk all the way back to the car.
-one more piece of bad news: >< i asked uncle calvin today whether it would be possible for PIG mum to drive me down to the hall, walk me in, then park the car back up, but he said no, coz there's little kids running around and he doesn't want PIG mum to hit them. >< to be honest, i really wonder how PIG mum can hit a small child while she's driving so slowly, but aiya. >< i'll survive. might as well give PIG mum the satisfaction/happiness at being able to force poor em to walk more.
-PIG mum tootled us off to foodcourt for lunch.
-she parked upstairs, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down, catching the escalator along the way.
-i asked please for a 2 piece feed, and no surprises, didn't get it. instead, i got a chicken wrap from hungry jacks. no chips, either. >< then i asked PIG mum please for a snack box from KFC, coz it had a slice of chicken and some chippies, but PIG mum sent uncle slam to get me a small fries from hungry jacks. i think that cost sth like 90c? (sorry, my bad, PIG mum snaps it was actually $1.70). oh well. actually, i asked if i could please have a chunk of her charsiu, but she offered me only the tip of a slice and demanded a chip in return, so i acted as she did, and gave her the tip of my chip. tit for tat.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car and tootled us home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside. i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself as well. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came to get me, forced me to pull my own daks back up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom for my shower, of course forcing me to dak myself also.
-evelyn came, forced me to undress the rest of myself, then gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, bandaged, redressed. evelyn handed me sticky and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea: a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar, and a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY >< too thin -and turkey sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles.
-i read my eragon novel out aloud for awhile, susan forced me on approx 30mins of left hand exercises. then she kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :p left hand/arm a massage.
-at 6:45, she Forced me to walk to the toilet, also forcing me to pull my own pants down. she kindly passed me a mug of water, so i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself too. when she came to get me, she forced me to pull my own pants back up, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :p table.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes, and she rocked off 10 mins early.she's having egg on toast for dinner tonight, and will be back on tuesday.
- i started reading my eragon novel out aloud for awhile, then PIG mum said dinner wasn't ready yet, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer. i tootled online until dear dad called dinner. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the gobbling :p table. dinner tonight: rice, an entire bowlful of lettuce and bean sprouts (i'm not exaggerating, i promise!), a few chunks of beef and a couple of chunks of queen snapper :P of course, it pleased PIG mum to force my por left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. whatever. i just ate at my normal speed and gave her that 10-15 mins satisfaction.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the internet.
-phew, i finished! guess PIG mum is all for forcing poor em to go to bed now. argh, oh well, i'll survive. physio at UQ toms. but argh, even worse; hydro. >< but i will most definitely remember to ask ann/anne for a break until spring. no idea if that's allowed ... i don't see why that's not possible, i mean, i still do all the ankle
-sorry, no time to finish coz PIG mum's forcing poor em to bed. >< aiya ... anyways, hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.