tuesday post

good evening! no plodding total from me yet, even though it's already 7:41pm. see, i'm still waiting for dinner! dear dad isn't home yet. anyways, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug em up, got her kitted, fed her a mug of warm milo and a brunch bar (no idea what they're really called or what brand they are, but they're yummy and have chocolate outside!) for breakfast.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, where off she tootled us off to the PA for physio, listening to chris tomlin. hey, when i get the time, i really should look him and jacky cheung up in youtube!
-thankfully, there was a park for us on arrival. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in.
-physio with dom dom started at 9am. just lotsa standing, walking and right arm reachy work today.
-helen came with morning tea! so white and two forme, with a nice bikkie and a scotch finger. PIG mum demanded one, so i had no choice but to give her my nice. oh well ...
-i asked to pee when we left, so PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, of course forcing me to dak myself too. she kindly passed me a cup of water, so i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself too. PIG mum came back (i got in trouble for calling, "hry, PIG mum! i'm finished! :P), made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-she tootled us back home, still listening to chris tomlin.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside the house, and i settled down to watch nine's morning news hour.
-lunch time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the table. i got a yummy microwaveable meal, that chicken risotto in a bowl with vegetables. thanks to PIG mum who poured me a plain glass of milk to go with.
-i read the newspaper for a bit, until PIG mum decided that it would make her happy to force me off to bed. so i had no choice. actually, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet first, also forcing me to dak myself. when i stood back up after a tinkle, she was there to force me to yank my trousers back up. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to bed.
-surprisingly, i fell asleep while only counting up to my 100s or 200s! i did call PIG mum once to use the pot :P she also forced me to drink a full mug of water.
-but then, em was an incredible pig! lol, turns out i slept from 1pm - 7:30pm!well, sleeping IS my favourite hobby :P
-when i finally got up, it was dinnertime! nearly dinnertime, actually. so PIG mum got me kitted, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flick on the computer switches (she used to help me with that, but now it seems she derives greater pleasure from forcing poor em to walk over and open them herself. oh well.) before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer desk, also forcing me to fumble awkwardly around to get my armchair into the right position.
-i tootled online for a little while, chatting mainly to dear rolls :P and carrie.
-PIG mum indicated dinnertime, so i excused myself and let her make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa normal lettuce, some carrots, onion, a bit of the meatballs made kindly for us by aunty jo wong, and a bit of yummy chicken, which i of course saved for last. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold in the 'correct' way. of course, PIG mum forced my poor left hand to hold onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. i just ate at my normal pace and pretended that it wasdn't even there. luckily, it doesn't hurt, so no biggie. might as well give PIG mum that 10-15 mins of happiness at being able to force my poor left hand to do that.
- em needed to pee again. >< so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to yank them back up after a tinkle or two, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer. oh, which reminds me! my final plodding total for tuesday now stands at 2167.
-woo hoo, i finished! so i'll just check, then hit the news. hope everyone is having a smashing week so far!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.