good afternoon! the spam count for the week is 158, and em was hard at work today plodding 4389 steps. and the word of the day topic was on unanswered prayers. anyways, lemme type out what i usually do every thursday but wasn't given enough time to yesterday:
-whever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she forbade me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the whole word offended her, and banned it entirely. so i switched to the word contort, but it wasn't long before PIG mum found out that even this word offended her sensibilities, and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i could only use the word made. anyways, i complied and just used the word MADE, until PIG mum stipulated that it had to be ALL in lowercase. so again i complied, saying that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that i could only use 'made' without any words before or after it. dunno really why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, about last night:
1. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop for my nightly half cuppa of milk.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. also, PIG mum also forced poor em to stick the toothbrush into my left hand and squirt out the toothpaste that way. no biggie, i can wait till saturday morning to do that once a week. better than nothing.
4. after flossing (yes, i remembered that i have to look up to floss. dunno why, though ... can anyone tell me?) and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the loo.
6. PIG mum forced poor em to dak herself for a tinkle.
7. PIG mum forced poor em to un-dak herself after a tinkle or two.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk around to flush the toilet. i then had to stagger/hobble/limp a few steps over so i could wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, it's now another HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to walk in, grab hold of the bar that was specifically PUT UP FOR THAT PURPOSE and sit down. now, PIG mum has decided that it now gives her far greater pleasure to be able to force poor em to fumble around awkwardly for the bed before she can sit down.
-anyways, if i don't mention any of this again, it just means that it was ALL the same as what i typed out today. no difference. >< righteo, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug em up, got her kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) her walk out to the gobbling :P table, also forcing her to fumble awkwardly around for her armchair.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the museli bar wrapper.
-thanks to PIG mum who popped me my drugs. :P a garlic, a fish oil, 2 cranberry and a bilberry. luckily i'm like my dad, and can swallow them with a single gulp of water; PIG mum needs an entire glass for one pill!
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. off she tootled us off to my turn, PIG mum again being a meaniepoo and not letting me listen to my car CD. or sing out aloud, either. :( so i had to just content myself with singing inside my head.
-PIG mum parked, then she gleefully Forced (2nd time) me to walk in.
-i did some walking, sit-to-stand and left arm exercises with jenni and that male fellow. what was his name again? david? grant? sorry, lol, em forgot. ><"
- after taking me once more to the loo, PIG mum tootled us off to plaza to get my glasses tightened. surprisingly, she had a change of heart and let me listen to my pokemon CD!
-i thought PIG mum would get sparkless out and let me wheel myself in, but no, it made her happier to FORCE :(first time) poor em to walk all the way in and up to precision eyewear.
-the lady took my glasses away to re-tighten while i rested my poor tired legs on a chair.
-the lady stuck my glasses back onto my nose,and PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out and take a seat at the foodcourt.
-she came back with a pearl milk tea for me - strange, why doesn't garden city easyway have any pudding? - and a hot chocolate for herself. we traded slurps. i asked her if we could also please buy us a snack, she snapped no; i then asked if she could please buy me a farewell card for nana, that simple request was denied too. not sure why, but oh well.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk the long way out to the bathroom. i washed both hands as PIG mum used the bathroom herself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-PIG mum FORCED :(a first) me to walk in on arrival. mrs. dent and nana were already there!
-we ordered: i got the marco polo open grill with chips and a nestea lemon iced tea. i had asked for a chocolate thickshake, but PIG mum was mean and refused. so then i tried for a chocolate milkshake; that simple and polite request was thrown back into my face. then i asked for an iced chocolate, that was met with another refusal. oh well, at least someone came out of that happy, even if that someone wasn't em. :(
-mrs. dent insisted on paying. meaning that when we go out with nana one more time for lunch before she returns to melbourne, it's our turn to pay!and nana's such a smart woman - she still drives!
-we said our thanks and byes to the dents, and PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk back to the car.
-she tootled us home, still listening to my pokemon soundtrack.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk into the house. i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me a glass of water, then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came to get me, forced me to pull my own daks back up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to open all the switches, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to my computer chair, where again i had to bend awkwardly to flick on the last three switches.
-yeah, i finished! so i'll check, then go get my naruto fix, then read some news, if there's time. hope everyone has a smashing weekend, and i hope to see most of yous at UF tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. CODA sucks. no carer here. ><
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post this arvo.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
thursday post
good evening! em was hard at work plodding 2731 steps today. and maybe i didn't scan my inbox carefully enough, coz i couldn't find the word of the day topic? dunno ...
anyways, em didn't pop online till 8:45pm tonight. sadly, coz she also knows that PIG mum would rather EAT HER ALIVE o_O :P than allow her to stay online till 10:45pm, i just promise to note the time when PIG mum forces poor em off to bed, and i will get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, okay? em simply refuses to be cheated out of her internet time ... i can honestly say, that sometimes, it's the highlight of my day! :P anyways, what happened today?
-em and bear bear snored their heads off :P until PIG mum dug me up.
-i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in there, gave me a glass of water to drink (i was exceedingly careful to hold the cup 'correctly' okay? :) and helped me wipe afterwards. i got kitted while i was in the loo, then PIG mum got me up and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :LP table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bar. oh well.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, where she forced me to buckle my own seatbelt then tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to my car CD.
-PIG mum parked, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, catch the elevator up. i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself. after that, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area.
-off she flounced off to pay, leaving me with a R4YL MAG TO BROWSE.
-BEN CAME FOR ME SOON AFTER, AND HE fORCED ME TO WALK IN.
-LOTSA REACHY AND STANDING EXERCISES TODAY, ALSO A FEW STEPPING ONES. (eep, sorry, shrieking ><) thanks to kat who fed me a yummy choc chip cookie! a tad on the sweet side, but hey. chocolate's chocolate. :P actually, sorry, my bad, PIG mum informs me that ben and kat walked me in together. oh sorry, just kat.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car, forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, and no surprises here, snapping a refusal to my polite requests to go out for lunch.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back into the house, again forcing poor em to fumble around awkwardly for the armchair.
-lunch was 4 (i think it was 4 ... might have actually been 5, sorry, em forgot. ><) yummy little fish smeared with a dab of mayo. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik to wash it down with.
-ding dong! an unexpected visitor - marianna! so PIG mum fed her a cup of tea and had a whinge about me. >< no, marianna and i talked too.
-ding dong! surprise, it wasn't karen again! toms, when i should have the time, i'll send her a note on facebook - that's 2 weeks in a row she hasn't turned up!
-so it was actually rachel doffy, who lives at coopers plains with her boyfriend, who's a concreeeter (sp?) currently working on the ipswich motorway.
-she Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower. i was just relieved to have a carer who didn't mind the 'i'll start undressing me from the top if you'll start undressing me from the bottom, and we'll meet somewhere in the middle' approach!
-anyways, a nice hot shower - think i had a hairwash today.
- i drip dried, had a tinkle when rachel went outside to find a mop, got creamed and rekitted. rachel handed me sticky and Forced me to walk out.
-afternoon tea was a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar, and a toasted cheese - yeah, 2 slices! sandwhich, cut one way or the other. :P
-i read my raymond e feist novel and rang dear dad before rachel Forced me to walk out to her car. well, it's not actually hers, but her friend's. her car is being fixed right now. in service.
-off she tootled us off to the logan north library. oops, even with a GPS, we managed to get lost :Pso i rang PIG mum for some directions and we made it there. phew. :P
-rachel got out sparkless, and we wheeled me in.
-huh? there was no bookclub on! so i got the book for next month's bookclub, and also a sheet detailing when each bookclub night was. then i bowsed the young adult section as rachel found some of her own books.
-rachel took me to the loo once before we wheeled me out, and rachel tootled us off to that shopping centre with big w and woolies.
-we wheeled me in. i got a yummy chicken kebab with lotsa mayo, lettuce, tomato, no onion, cheese and pineapple, while rachel got herself a kebab with some chicken, cheese and pineapple kebab without sauce. wonder if it tasted strange ... she also ate some choc-covered donut and drank an iced coffee; i drank a low fat choc thickshake - the girl made it with pura low-fat milk! it comes in a yellow sticker. actually, rachel ate really fast - she took off to grab some groceries at woolies, and when she came back - i was still eating! karen eats really fast too, actually!
-rachel drove us home. donging on the doorbell, it seemed that no-one was home, so she rang PIG mum's mobile.
-parents arrived home soon after; rachel Forced me to walk into the loo. she left and PIG mum got me out, and i popped online, after bending awkwardly to flick on all the switches.
-yippee, i finished! toms should be interesting/fun! at 9am we've got some appointment at your turn :p then lunch with mrs. dent at the coffee club, and best of all, UF toms night! can't wait!~ will just check now; don't think PIG mum'll give me the luxury of reading a news article or two or updating my naruto fix. same with what i usually type out every thursday; it'll wait till toms.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
anyways, em didn't pop online till 8:45pm tonight. sadly, coz she also knows that PIG mum would rather EAT HER ALIVE o_O :P than allow her to stay online till 10:45pm, i just promise to note the time when PIG mum forces poor em off to bed, and i will get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, okay? em simply refuses to be cheated out of her internet time ... i can honestly say, that sometimes, it's the highlight of my day! :P anyways, what happened today?
-em and bear bear snored their heads off :P until PIG mum dug me up.
-i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in there, gave me a glass of water to drink (i was exceedingly careful to hold the cup 'correctly' okay? :) and helped me wipe afterwards. i got kitted while i was in the loo, then PIG mum got me up and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :LP table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a crunchy choc chip museli bar. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bar. oh well.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, where she forced me to buckle my own seatbelt then tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to my car CD.
-PIG mum parked, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, catch the elevator up. i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself. after that, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area.
-off she flounced off to pay, leaving me with a R4YL MAG TO BROWSE.
-BEN CAME FOR ME SOON AFTER, AND HE fORCED ME TO WALK IN.
-LOTSA REACHY AND STANDING EXERCISES TODAY, ALSO A FEW STEPPING ONES. (eep, sorry, shrieking ><) thanks to kat who fed me a yummy choc chip cookie! a tad on the sweet side, but hey. chocolate's chocolate. :P actually, sorry, my bad, PIG mum informs me that ben and kat walked me in together. oh sorry, just kat.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car, forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, and no surprises here, snapping a refusal to my polite requests to go out for lunch.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back into the house, again forcing poor em to fumble around awkwardly for the armchair.
-lunch was 4 (i think it was 4 ... might have actually been 5, sorry, em forgot. ><) yummy little fish smeared with a dab of mayo. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik to wash it down with.
-ding dong! an unexpected visitor - marianna! so PIG mum fed her a cup of tea and had a whinge about me. >< no, marianna and i talked too.
-ding dong! surprise, it wasn't karen again! toms, when i should have the time, i'll send her a note on facebook - that's 2 weeks in a row she hasn't turned up!
-so it was actually rachel doffy, who lives at coopers plains with her boyfriend, who's a concreeeter (sp?) currently working on the ipswich motorway.
-she Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower. i was just relieved to have a carer who didn't mind the 'i'll start undressing me from the top if you'll start undressing me from the bottom, and we'll meet somewhere in the middle' approach!
-anyways, a nice hot shower - think i had a hairwash today.
- i drip dried, had a tinkle when rachel went outside to find a mop, got creamed and rekitted. rachel handed me sticky and Forced me to walk out.
-afternoon tea was a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar, and a toasted cheese - yeah, 2 slices! sandwhich, cut one way or the other. :P
-i read my raymond e feist novel and rang dear dad before rachel Forced me to walk out to her car. well, it's not actually hers, but her friend's. her car is being fixed right now. in service.
-off she tootled us off to the logan north library. oops, even with a GPS, we managed to get lost :Pso i rang PIG mum for some directions and we made it there. phew. :P
-rachel got out sparkless, and we wheeled me in.
-huh? there was no bookclub on! so i got the book for next month's bookclub, and also a sheet detailing when each bookclub night was. then i bowsed the young adult section as rachel found some of her own books.
-rachel took me to the loo once before we wheeled me out, and rachel tootled us off to that shopping centre with big w and woolies.
-we wheeled me in. i got a yummy chicken kebab with lotsa mayo, lettuce, tomato, no onion, cheese and pineapple, while rachel got herself a kebab with some chicken, cheese and pineapple kebab without sauce. wonder if it tasted strange ... she also ate some choc-covered donut and drank an iced coffee; i drank a low fat choc thickshake - the girl made it with pura low-fat milk! it comes in a yellow sticker. actually, rachel ate really fast - she took off to grab some groceries at woolies, and when she came back - i was still eating! karen eats really fast too, actually!
-rachel drove us home. donging on the doorbell, it seemed that no-one was home, so she rang PIG mum's mobile.
-parents arrived home soon after; rachel Forced me to walk into the loo. she left and PIG mum got me out, and i popped online, after bending awkwardly to flick on all the switches.
-yippee, i finished! toms should be interesting/fun! at 9am we've got some appointment at your turn :p then lunch with mrs. dent at the coffee club, and best of all, UF toms night! can't wait!~ will just check now; don't think PIG mum'll give me the luxury of reading a news article or two or updating my naruto fix. same with what i usually type out every thursday; it'll wait till toms.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
wednesday post
good afternoon! sorry, no plodding total from em yet today; PIG mum's hellbent on being nasty and forcing her to go for a torture session with vincent the physio. >< ai, whatever. i'll survive. i hope! :P anyways, what have i done so far?
-go em, who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p without falling to her death! :P
-when dear dad dug himself up to go to work, i used the pot :P once more then cuddled my darling bear bear and we continued snoring our heads off. :P
-PIG mum came in; dug me up. i felt i needed to go do a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, gave me a glass of water (which i was very careful to hold 'correctly') and helped me wipe, as ding dong! aunty wendy arrived!
-so PIG mum got me kitted, then made(PLWASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was courtesy of aunty wendy! she'd made some yummy pasta for her daughter, who's a month older than me and an accountant graduate. so i washed that down with a yummy cup of chocolate nesquik.
-then i read out my feist novel out aloud as aunty wendy kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand/arm a massage.
-umm ... PIG mum just whinged and whined that no-one was coming, and evelyn just turned up? i dunno ... anyways, i'll be back after 7pm, okay? time is now ... 3:14pm
-well, PIG mum and evelyn are still having a yak, so i'll just type out an extra sentence or two more, okay?
-house isn't on till 9:30pm again tonight; guess i'll pop online again after dinner, and it should be around my pissy two-hour time limit.
-shower time! bbl, okies? time is now ... 3;18pm
-good evening! time is now ... 7:44pm, the word of the day (henceforth referred to as 'TWOTD') topic was 'don't lose your peace, and em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands at 1903. anyways, where was i?
-lunch was 5 or 6 yummy fried dumplings, courtesy of aunty irene. thanks muchly to aunty wendy who poured me a little bowl of soya sauce to dip them in; it far beats PIG mum being nasty and refusing to give poor em any at all, yesterday! i also slurped my 2nd cup of yummy chocolate nesquik. yumyum :)
-just before aunty wendy left, she took me to the loo once more. then i tootled online for roughly an hour.
-ding dong! evelyn arrived~ so she Forced me to walk to the bathroom, also forcing me to dak myself before i took a seat.
-surprisingly, she helped me undress me. even more surprisingly, she even helped shower me! the reason became apparent as i was drip drying:"coz we're running late."
-thanks to PIG mum who served out morning tea for me: a toasted cheese - no surprise here, only one slice - and ham sandwhich, no mayo either :( and a cup of water-tea.
-time to go, evelyn Forced me to walk to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. off she tootled us off to unique physiotherapy, listening to B105.
-SHE PARKED, AND fORCED ME TO WALK IN. VINCENT THE PHYSIO MET US, AND fORCED ME TO WALK THE REST OF THE WAY IN.
-I DID: LEFT ARM EXERCISES, RIGHT ARM REACHY EXERCISES, STANDING AND WALKING EXERCISES (eep, sorry, shrieking! ><)and some left foot exercises. i survived. >< better yet, i managed to hold my tears in, meaning that vincent the physio owes me a present the next time he sees me. i asked him if he'd just give me a grain of rice, to which he indignantly replied, "i'm not THAT skungy!" right. TWO grains, then :p
-he Forced me to walk out. handing me back to evelyn, i paid, then she Forced me to walk back to the car. surprisingly, she helped me buckle my seatbelt! then she continued chatting on her mobile for like, 15-20 mins, in english and zimbabewean (sp? i think their language is called shonna, anyhow).
-the reason became apparent after she hung up. poor evelyn, my thoughts and prayers are with you tonight. see, both her grandma and her sister just passed away. her grandma had suffered a stroke a few days ago, but her sister passing away too was a sudden thing.
-lol, PIG mum just forced me to sit up straighter. i complied, of course.
-so she tootled us home. PIG mum met us, i told her i needed to pee, so she made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself.
-evelyn Forced me to walk over and wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to my TV chair.
-PIG mum told poor evelyn to go home, she'll be back on saturday, in the arvo, if she's up to it.
-the one good thing to come out of all this: i got to watch seven's news!so, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. eep, we're only going to be 7 degrees tonight! >< i wish PIG mum would heat up 'dul dul', 'dot dot, or 'red bean paste' for me, but she refuses to coz she says i've got the heater on. oh well, i'll survive. i hope! :p
-then i flicked channels to SBS to watch their world news for awhile. dearest dad came home, then PIG mum spoiled the fun by forcing poor em on 25+ mins of left foot exercises, right and left arm exercises, culminating in a forced march up to her room and back down. no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking and un-dakking.
-back downstairs, dinner was: rice, lotsa beans, and some yummy pork. or was that chicken? lol, i can't remember :p of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. *sigh* no biggie. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly', after all, i already had the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' this arvo when evelyn was here. that's okay, i can wait till toms arvo to do that again.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flick on all the computer switches, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer desk, grope/fum,ble around awkwardly for the chair. i also had to bend down and flick on the remaining computer switches before i could tootle online.
-phew, i finished! no time to check; house is on at 9pm! sorry for any typos!
cheers,
em. ^^
-go em, who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p without falling to her death! :P
-when dear dad dug himself up to go to work, i used the pot :P once more then cuddled my darling bear bear and we continued snoring our heads off. :P
-PIG mum came in; dug me up. i felt i needed to go do a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, gave me a glass of water (which i was very careful to hold 'correctly') and helped me wipe, as ding dong! aunty wendy arrived!
-so PIG mum got me kitted, then made(PLWASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was courtesy of aunty wendy! she'd made some yummy pasta for her daughter, who's a month older than me and an accountant graduate. so i washed that down with a yummy cup of chocolate nesquik.
-then i read out my feist novel out aloud as aunty wendy kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand/arm a massage.
-umm ... PIG mum just whinged and whined that no-one was coming, and evelyn just turned up? i dunno ... anyways, i'll be back after 7pm, okay? time is now ... 3:14pm
-well, PIG mum and evelyn are still having a yak, so i'll just type out an extra sentence or two more, okay?
-house isn't on till 9:30pm again tonight; guess i'll pop online again after dinner, and it should be around my pissy two-hour time limit.
-shower time! bbl, okies? time is now ... 3;18pm
-good evening! time is now ... 7:44pm, the word of the day (henceforth referred to as 'TWOTD') topic was 'don't lose your peace, and em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands at 1903. anyways, where was i?
-lunch was 5 or 6 yummy fried dumplings, courtesy of aunty irene. thanks muchly to aunty wendy who poured me a little bowl of soya sauce to dip them in; it far beats PIG mum being nasty and refusing to give poor em any at all, yesterday! i also slurped my 2nd cup of yummy chocolate nesquik. yumyum :)
-just before aunty wendy left, she took me to the loo once more. then i tootled online for roughly an hour.
-ding dong! evelyn arrived~ so she Forced me to walk to the bathroom, also forcing me to dak myself before i took a seat.
-surprisingly, she helped me undress me. even more surprisingly, she even helped shower me! the reason became apparent as i was drip drying:"coz we're running late."
-thanks to PIG mum who served out morning tea for me: a toasted cheese - no surprise here, only one slice - and ham sandwhich, no mayo either :( and a cup of water-tea.
-time to go, evelyn Forced me to walk to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. off she tootled us off to unique physiotherapy, listening to B105.
-SHE PARKED, AND fORCED ME TO WALK IN. VINCENT THE PHYSIO MET US, AND fORCED ME TO WALK THE REST OF THE WAY IN.
-I DID: LEFT ARM EXERCISES, RIGHT ARM REACHY EXERCISES, STANDING AND WALKING EXERCISES (eep, sorry, shrieking! ><)and some left foot exercises. i survived. >< better yet, i managed to hold my tears in, meaning that vincent the physio owes me a present the next time he sees me. i asked him if he'd just give me a grain of rice, to which he indignantly replied, "i'm not THAT skungy!" right. TWO grains, then :p
-he Forced me to walk out. handing me back to evelyn, i paid, then she Forced me to walk back to the car. surprisingly, she helped me buckle my seatbelt! then she continued chatting on her mobile for like, 15-20 mins, in english and zimbabewean (sp? i think their language is called shonna, anyhow).
-the reason became apparent after she hung up. poor evelyn, my thoughts and prayers are with you tonight. see, both her grandma and her sister just passed away. her grandma had suffered a stroke a few days ago, but her sister passing away too was a sudden thing.
-lol, PIG mum just forced me to sit up straighter. i complied, of course.
-so she tootled us home. PIG mum met us, i told her i needed to pee, so she made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself.
-evelyn Forced me to walk over and wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to my TV chair.
-PIG mum told poor evelyn to go home, she'll be back on saturday, in the arvo, if she's up to it.
-the one good thing to come out of all this: i got to watch seven's news!so, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. eep, we're only going to be 7 degrees tonight! >< i wish PIG mum would heat up 'dul dul', 'dot dot, or 'red bean paste' for me, but she refuses to coz she says i've got the heater on. oh well, i'll survive. i hope! :p
-then i flicked channels to SBS to watch their world news for awhile. dearest dad came home, then PIG mum spoiled the fun by forcing poor em on 25+ mins of left foot exercises, right and left arm exercises, culminating in a forced march up to her room and back down. no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking and un-dakking.
-back downstairs, dinner was: rice, lotsa beans, and some yummy pork. or was that chicken? lol, i can't remember :p of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. *sigh* no biggie. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly', after all, i already had the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' this arvo when evelyn was here. that's okay, i can wait till toms arvo to do that again.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flick on all the computer switches, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer desk, grope/fum,ble around awkwardly for the chair. i also had to bend down and flick on the remaining computer switches before i could tootle online.
-phew, i finished! no time to check; house is on at 9pm! sorry for any typos!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
TUESDAY POST
GOOD EVENING! eep, sorry, shrieking. ><"
anyways, since it's late and PIG mum is already boasting about how super-generous she is to let me pop on for just half an hour, i'm just going to try quickly blog about today then check my email, if i have time, okay?
-firstly, em was hard at work plodding 3801 steps today.
-leann came for a visit! so i munched on my yummy breakfast of a sausage bun as we chatted.
-dear aunty june came with some dumplings for us! too bad, they were in won ton peel, meaning PIG mum just gleefully told me that you could only boil them, not fry. so i had 5 or 6 yummy boiled ones. too bad, PIG mum decided to be mean and nasty and not give me any soya sauce. :( oh well, still yummy.
-at 3pm, karol came! so a nice hot shower - hairwash today. yay, third time lucky indeed - hot water! :P
-arvo tea was a yummy toasted cheese - thanks to karol for two slices! - and ham sandwhich, cut into 2 rectangles, and a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-we went to coles for our shopping. PIG mum gleefully MADE (4th time) both my hands hang onto the trolley, and we went picking up item after item after item. ><
-back home, much thanks to karol who poured me out half a glass of plain milk and another half a cup of yummy vanilla custard.
-she took me to the loo once more, before she rocked off an hour early so we could go on our dinner date! but she'll be back next tuesday. :)
-we went to a place called suburban (sp?) bistro. parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk in.
-i got some bread and chicken paste thing as an entre (sp?) and some yummy pork as my main. PIG mum got yummy chicken, dearest dad got some fish; we shared around.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left. oh, and much thanks to tim who shared with me a thin chunk of his chocolate that he got for dessert!
-off dear dad tootled us off to pole's house for dessert.
-pole had bought a cake! sponge, with some strawberries and ... rockmelon? a thin layer of cream and yummy choc chips around.
-we lit candles, and sang the happy bday song. the recipient was anniversary, of course:P much thanks to pole who kindly poured me half a glass of milk to wash it down with!
-pole helped me hobble/stagger/limp to their sofa, where i watched wilfreddy and matthew strumming/bashing it out on some xbox music game. or was it PS3? thanks to joey who took a photo for us girls. and tim's a radiographer now! like aunty a! only he works at the mater private, i think. ontao's in grade 11 now, and they recently bought a pet husky! it adores aunty jo, and bites tim. :P
-back home, i had to go flick on the computer switch before i could pop online.
-phew, i finished! so i've got a few mins to check my email. just remember, i'm keeping count: toms, i'm owed THREE HOURS and THIRTY MINUTES online. will remember to keep count, i promise! i mean, my internet allowance is already pissy enough as it is!
cheers,
em. ^^
anyways, since it's late and PIG mum is already boasting about how super-generous she is to let me pop on for just half an hour, i'm just going to try quickly blog about today then check my email, if i have time, okay?
-firstly, em was hard at work plodding 3801 steps today.
-leann came for a visit! so i munched on my yummy breakfast of a sausage bun as we chatted.
-dear aunty june came with some dumplings for us! too bad, they were in won ton peel, meaning PIG mum just gleefully told me that you could only boil them, not fry. so i had 5 or 6 yummy boiled ones. too bad, PIG mum decided to be mean and nasty and not give me any soya sauce. :( oh well, still yummy.
-at 3pm, karol came! so a nice hot shower - hairwash today. yay, third time lucky indeed - hot water! :P
-arvo tea was a yummy toasted cheese - thanks to karol for two slices! - and ham sandwhich, cut into 2 rectangles, and a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-we went to coles for our shopping. PIG mum gleefully MADE (4th time) both my hands hang onto the trolley, and we went picking up item after item after item. ><
-back home, much thanks to karol who poured me out half a glass of plain milk and another half a cup of yummy vanilla custard.
-she took me to the loo once more, before she rocked off an hour early so we could go on our dinner date! but she'll be back next tuesday. :)
-we went to a place called suburban (sp?) bistro. parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk in.
-i got some bread and chicken paste thing as an entre (sp?) and some yummy pork as my main. PIG mum got yummy chicken, dearest dad got some fish; we shared around.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left. oh, and much thanks to tim who shared with me a thin chunk of his chocolate that he got for dessert!
-off dear dad tootled us off to pole's house for dessert.
-pole had bought a cake! sponge, with some strawberries and ... rockmelon? a thin layer of cream and yummy choc chips around.
-we lit candles, and sang the happy bday song. the recipient was anniversary, of course:P much thanks to pole who kindly poured me half a glass of milk to wash it down with!
-pole helped me hobble/stagger/limp to their sofa, where i watched wilfreddy and matthew strumming/bashing it out on some xbox music game. or was it PS3? thanks to joey who took a photo for us girls. and tim's a radiographer now! like aunty a! only he works at the mater private, i think. ontao's in grade 11 now, and they recently bought a pet husky! it adores aunty jo, and bites tim. :P
-back home, i had to go flick on the computer switch before i could pop online.
-phew, i finished! so i've got a few mins to check my email. just remember, i'm keeping count: toms, i'm owed THREE HOURS and THIRTY MINUTES online. will remember to keep count, i promise! i mean, my internet allowance is already pissy enough as it is!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, July 27, 2009
monday post
good evening, peoples! the word of the day topic was "when you don't get what you want (3)" and em was hard at work today plodding 2234 steps today. anyways, what happened today?
-dearest dad got up to go to work. i used the pot :P then swung myself back to bed, cuddled my darling bear bear, and counted/sang myself back into snoring :P
-PIG mum dug me up. i swung over to use the pot :P once more, but then felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, gave me a cup of water to drink (which i was very careful to hold in the 'correct' manner) and helped me wipe afterwards. actually, she got me kitted as i was sitting over the loo, so from the bathroom, she just made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table, also forcing me to fumble awkwardly around for my chair before i could sit down.
-breakfast was a yummy crunchy choc chip museli bar and a mug of warm milo. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the museli bar as my right hand did the peeling. oh well, like i've said numerous times, thankfully, it doesn't hurt, so who am i to deny her that happiness of forcing her poor daughter to do sth?
-PIG mum popped me my pills afterwards - a fish oil, a garlic and 2 bilberry. (actually, i think there was another 2 tablets, but i duuno how to spell 'eck-in-a-sha'; that's how it's pronounced, anyway) then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. still without sticky, BTW. :(she also forced me to buckle my own seatbelt, too. :( actually, she wasn't pleased with how i'd collapsed onto the car seat, so she gleefully forced me to stand back up and do it all over again. :(
-off she tootled us to UQ for physio, listening to my car CD.
-thankfully, we found a park. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up and into the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself.
-actually, there was a smudge on my knickers ... i wiped, then - hallelujah! "i'll ring and cancel hydro for you" says PIG mum." anyways, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area.
-she rocked off to pay; a new physio student came to fetch me, a walkbelt already at hand. he Forced me to walk a few laps first, then Forced me to walk inside, where i bid a happy hello to mrs. chan :P
-ben stuck my dumb/sick/crazy :P left arm in that failure OT splint, then we started playing snap. we were joined by joe wong, a 4th year pharmacy student - he's canto, too! of course, i couldn't resist and told him my 'sum ting wong' joke. :P he'll be with us for another couple of weeks, i think.
-a few additional standing and stepping exercises with ben, joe asissting, then he Forced me to walk back down to the car.
-PIG mum tootled us back home, still listening to my car CD. unsurprisingly, she snapped a no to my lunch requests.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back in, and dear dad joined us for lunch.
-half a bowl of noodles, lotsa vegies (i think it was bok choy?) and a few slices of chicken. washed down with a glass of plain milk. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. no biggie.
-i read out my raymond e feist novel out for awhile as dearest dad went back to work and PIG mum made a phone call or two.
-at 3pm, ding dong! a new carer. her name was rachel. so PIG mum showed her around our house as i read a few more pages out aloud.
-PIG mum finished giving the tour of our house, stuck my walkbelt on, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the laundry for my shower. then she left rachel and i to it.
-it was nice to have a carer that didn't object to the 'you start undressing me from the bottom, i styart undressing me from the top and we'll meet somewhere in the middle' approach!
-anyways, a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i'm still a bit spotty on my chin still, can't seem to get rid of it.
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. rachel handed me stickty and Forced me to walk back out.
-but the perfect arvo tea, thanks rachel! a toasted cheese - 2 slices, yeah! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 2 or 3 rectangles, and a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoons of sugar. and yeah, i couldn't resist and sucked the teabag twice :P
-i read my novel out for a few mins, rachel kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand/arm a massage and forced me on like 20mins of hand exercises, just the theraplaydough :P and squeezy balls today.
-rachel Forced me to walk over and practise piano. so my right hand supported my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand in thunking out twinkle twinkle 5 or so times, then played some scales and some christmas carols.
-rachel Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, and kindly cut me up an apple, declining my offer of a slice. she also mixed me a warm milo. i didn't ask, mind you. she offered.
-at 6:45, she Forced me to walk over tothe toilet, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and Forced me to walk back to the dining table.
-i signed her off, and she rocked off on her own accored ten mins early. i think she's quite nice, really, but i think PIG mum's pissed at her ... did she cut off one of my AFO straps or sth?
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em on a few mins plus of the ankle exercises dom dom had taught her, then 40+mins of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march back up to her room and back down. i went to her loo, meaning of course she forced me to dak myself.
-back downstairs, dinner was rice, lotsa wombok and a couple of small chunks of yummy chicken. washed down with a yummy cup of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold the 'correct' way; i already had the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' in the arvo. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. no biggie.
-after dinner, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to bend down awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer table, where again, i had to bend down awkwardly to flick on more switches before i cxould tootle online.
-phew, i finished! i'll just check; doubt i've got any time for a news article or two, but oh well. no physio toms, but leann's coming to visit! and dear dad left me a sausage bun for breakkie toms! finally, we're going out for dinner toms! it's at mt gravatt; PIG mum won't tell me with who, but i have my suspicions ... oh well, shan't guess. em likes surprises!
hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
-dearest dad got up to go to work. i used the pot :P then swung myself back to bed, cuddled my darling bear bear, and counted/sang myself back into snoring :P
-PIG mum dug me up. i swung over to use the pot :P once more, but then felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, gave me a cup of water to drink (which i was very careful to hold in the 'correct' manner) and helped me wipe afterwards. actually, she got me kitted as i was sitting over the loo, so from the bathroom, she just made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table, also forcing me to fumble awkwardly around for my chair before i could sit down.
-breakfast was a yummy crunchy choc chip museli bar and a mug of warm milo. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the museli bar as my right hand did the peeling. oh well, like i've said numerous times, thankfully, it doesn't hurt, so who am i to deny her that happiness of forcing her poor daughter to do sth?
-PIG mum popped me my pills afterwards - a fish oil, a garlic and 2 bilberry. (actually, i think there was another 2 tablets, but i duuno how to spell 'eck-in-a-sha'; that's how it's pronounced, anyway) then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. still without sticky, BTW. :(she also forced me to buckle my own seatbelt, too. :( actually, she wasn't pleased with how i'd collapsed onto the car seat, so she gleefully forced me to stand back up and do it all over again. :(
-off she tootled us to UQ for physio, listening to my car CD.
-thankfully, we found a park. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up and into the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself.
-actually, there was a smudge on my knickers ... i wiped, then - hallelujah! "i'll ring and cancel hydro for you" says PIG mum." anyways, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area.
-she rocked off to pay; a new physio student came to fetch me, a walkbelt already at hand. he Forced me to walk a few laps first, then Forced me to walk inside, where i bid a happy hello to mrs. chan :P
-ben stuck my dumb/sick/crazy :P left arm in that failure OT splint, then we started playing snap. we were joined by joe wong, a 4th year pharmacy student - he's canto, too! of course, i couldn't resist and told him my 'sum ting wong' joke. :P he'll be with us for another couple of weeks, i think.
-a few additional standing and stepping exercises with ben, joe asissting, then he Forced me to walk back down to the car.
-PIG mum tootled us back home, still listening to my car CD. unsurprisingly, she snapped a no to my lunch requests.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back in, and dear dad joined us for lunch.
-half a bowl of noodles, lotsa vegies (i think it was bok choy?) and a few slices of chicken. washed down with a glass of plain milk. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. no biggie.
-i read out my raymond e feist novel out for awhile as dearest dad went back to work and PIG mum made a phone call or two.
-at 3pm, ding dong! a new carer. her name was rachel. so PIG mum showed her around our house as i read a few more pages out aloud.
-PIG mum finished giving the tour of our house, stuck my walkbelt on, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the laundry for my shower. then she left rachel and i to it.
-it was nice to have a carer that didn't object to the 'you start undressing me from the bottom, i styart undressing me from the top and we'll meet somewhere in the middle' approach!
-anyways, a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i'm still a bit spotty on my chin still, can't seem to get rid of it.
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. rachel handed me stickty and Forced me to walk back out.
-but the perfect arvo tea, thanks rachel! a toasted cheese - 2 slices, yeah! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 2 or 3 rectangles, and a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoons of sugar. and yeah, i couldn't resist and sucked the teabag twice :P
-i read my novel out for a few mins, rachel kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand/arm a massage and forced me on like 20mins of hand exercises, just the theraplaydough :P and squeezy balls today.
-rachel Forced me to walk over and practise piano. so my right hand supported my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand in thunking out twinkle twinkle 5 or so times, then played some scales and some christmas carols.
-rachel Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, and kindly cut me up an apple, declining my offer of a slice. she also mixed me a warm milo. i didn't ask, mind you. she offered.
-at 6:45, she Forced me to walk over tothe toilet, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and Forced me to walk back to the dining table.
-i signed her off, and she rocked off on her own accored ten mins early. i think she's quite nice, really, but i think PIG mum's pissed at her ... did she cut off one of my AFO straps or sth?
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em on a few mins plus of the ankle exercises dom dom had taught her, then 40+mins of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march back up to her room and back down. i went to her loo, meaning of course she forced me to dak myself.
-back downstairs, dinner was rice, lotsa wombok and a couple of small chunks of yummy chicken. washed down with a yummy cup of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold the 'correct' way; i already had the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' in the arvo. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. no biggie.
-after dinner, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to bend down awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer table, where again, i had to bend down awkwardly to flick on more switches before i cxould tootle online.
-phew, i finished! i'll just check; doubt i've got any time for a news article or two, but oh well. no physio toms, but leann's coming to visit! and dear dad left me a sausage bun for breakkie toms! finally, we're going out for dinner toms! it's at mt gravatt; PIG mum won't tell me with who, but i have my suspicions ... oh well, shan't guess. em likes surprises!
hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
sunday post
good evening! the spam count for the weekend is 38, the word of the day daily devotion's topic was 'when you don't get what you want (2)', and em was hard at work today plodding 5399 steps. lol, excuse me if i don't get up and walk one more step to make it a round 5400 steps. :P anyways, what happened today?
-em and bear bear snored their heads off together until PIG mum dug me up. i went once more in the pot, got kitted, then PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a slice of toast which i lightly spread with marg and yummy strawberry jam myself. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the plate.
-church time, the parents made b(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. dad forced me to open the car door by myself, then he also forced me to buckle my seatbelt on by myself, threatening that if i couldn't do it, we'd simply not attend church today. luckily i prevailed. so dad tootled us off to church, also denying me permission to listen to any music. oh well.
-once we parked, dad rocked off to the canto service, leaving PIG mum to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down into the hall.
-PIG mum forced poor em to stand up for 4 songs. i only sang in my head today, as i didn't know any opportunities for harmony, but i did clap along to "shine jesus shine."
-speaker today was ross farley, and he gave us a sermon on (umm ... sorry, i've forgotten. >< i did write down the topic in my cool new notebook, but that's in the boot right now and PIG mum can't reach it, and dad is doing sth outside in the garage so she can't ask him. i'll try remember to type it back up toms, okay?)perhaps it was just me ... but did anyone else think ross's voice was a little less squeaky than usual? :P yeah, PIG mum agrees that his voice sounded a little deeper than usual! :P
-communion afterwards, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way to the loo, also forcing me to dak myself. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came back for me, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the morning tea area.
- i munched a few sweet strawberries, a cracker, and thanks to PIG mum for a cup of water-tea. i chatted to leanne; happy 17th bday, naralie! and bon voyage, lee - have a fun and safe trip!
-bible study time; PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the classroom.
-bible study with uncle chong started. we all took turns reading out questions, bible passages (both NIV and KJV) and answering the questions. and how cool is this - bernard has the bible in his i-phone!
-PIG mum came to fetch me; she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the 4WD. thanks to joey who kept me company and walked with us; i also turned down uncle calvin's offer to ear char siu buns with him. :P
-dear dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch; luckily, we found a park downstairs.
-parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator up, walk all the way in.
-we had to sit down at cafe mi! >< meaning poor em hasn't been able to get a two piece feed from KFC on sunday for an entire MONTH. >< like, i know it makes PIG mum happy to restrict poor em to icecream only once a week (and still, every wednesday, she tries to make me forget by just pouring me milk ><) but surely i could indulge in some KFC at least once a fortnight? argh, guess i'll just haveta get it when karen takes me out to the library on thursday night. ><
-so i asked for a western meal; that was refused, then i tried for an asian meal; that was refused also. dad ended up ordering some meal for us; i got some rice, a chunk of yummy tofu, three or four of yummy scallop, and lotsa vegies. needless to say, i wasn't full by any means, but i consoled myself with the fact that i would get arvo tea around 3:30pm. even worse, PIG mum refused to buy me a drink. >< it used to be that, in return for forcing poor em to stand for worship, PIG mum would buy me a yummy drink, like, a pudding milk tea or a chocolate with pearl. now, for whatever reason that so pleases her, she simply refuses to. i tried wondering out aloud if i could refuse to stand for worship (like i said in an earlier post, i've been attending this church for 15+ years, and i've yet to remember one church service where we weren't asked to stand for worship) and still get a yummy drink to make up for today's no drink at all, PIG mum just snapped that if i tried that, she simply wouldn't take me to church. she also claimed that she had never promised me that before, ie a yummy drink in return for standing during worship. sorry, but BULLPOO.
-uncle tyrone told me that he has to watch what he eats too; my point is, he restricts himself to what he can and can't eat for his health, i'm restricted to what i can and can't eat because that makes PIG mum happy. argh, my life sucks. don't worry, i'm used to it. :(
-anyways, time to go, parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back down to the 4WD. dad forces me to buckle my own seatbelt, then he tootles us home, listening to my car CD.
-PIG mum makes (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way inside. i sit down and keep reading the kite runner - i wanna finish it before the bookclub on thursday!
-but i need to go to the loo. >< so PIG mum makes (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside, also forcing me to dak myself.
-the new carer comes at 3pm, her name is megan. PIG mum sticks my walkbelt on, then makes (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the laundry for my shower - hairwash today. of course, she forced me to dak myself before i took a seat. sadly, i was forced to undress all of myself. at first, megan was perfectly amenable to the 'i start undressing me from the top, if you'll start undressing me from the bottom, and we'll meet somewhere in the middle' approach, but i guess PIG mum must've come in and told her that she much rathered forcing me to do it all. oh well. :(
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. megan handed me sticky and Forced me to walk back out.
-arvo tea: a cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar - yes, i couldn't resist and sucked the teabag twice :P - and a yummy custard bun, which PIG mum had kindly bought for me while we were at food court.
-megan forced me on a full hour's worth of hand exercises. mainly theraplaydough :P and random 'waving your left arm around' ones :P
-she Forced me to walk once to the loo around 6pm, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair.
-she told me that she lives at annerley (sp?) and, around 6pm, fed me 4 yummy strawberries. i asked her for a couple of crackers, but she told me that PIG mum had already said no. :(
-she Forced me to walk over to my TV chair at 6:30, and we watched 15mins of dancing with the stars.go the blind guy!
-at 6:45, she Forced me to walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull up my own trousers after a tinkle or two, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair. she's got one sister, BTW. i think, 3 yrs younger?
-i signed her off at 7pm, said my thanks and byes. she'll be back next sunday, i think?
-woo hoo~ i finished the kite runner! so i'm all ready for the bookclub on thursday. :)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa wombok, and a little bit of chicken. washed down with a yummy cup of fruit and vegie juice. i also copped my tirade of the week from dad. ><
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair.
-there was a little trouble flicking the computer on - even dad came around to have a poke - but i managed to tootle online in the end.
-phew, i finished! physio at UQ toms and hydro toms. >< whatever. i'll survive. (i hope! :P) anyways, i'll just check, then let PIG mum have her way and force poor em off to bed. never fear though, i will be keeping track of EVERY MINUTE I'M OWED on the internet. hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot - i also went to practise piano before 6pm. my right hand supported my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand in thunking out twinkle twinkle 4x, then my right handed played some scales and xmas carols
-em and bear bear snored their heads off together until PIG mum dug me up. i went once more in the pot, got kitted, then PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a slice of toast which i lightly spread with marg and yummy strawberry jam myself. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the plate.
-church time, the parents made b(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. dad forced me to open the car door by myself, then he also forced me to buckle my seatbelt on by myself, threatening that if i couldn't do it, we'd simply not attend church today. luckily i prevailed. so dad tootled us off to church, also denying me permission to listen to any music. oh well.
-once we parked, dad rocked off to the canto service, leaving PIG mum to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down into the hall.
-PIG mum forced poor em to stand up for 4 songs. i only sang in my head today, as i didn't know any opportunities for harmony, but i did clap along to "shine jesus shine."
-speaker today was ross farley, and he gave us a sermon on (umm ... sorry, i've forgotten. >< i did write down the topic in my cool new notebook, but that's in the boot right now and PIG mum can't reach it, and dad is doing sth outside in the garage so she can't ask him. i'll try remember to type it back up toms, okay?)perhaps it was just me ... but did anyone else think ross's voice was a little less squeaky than usual? :P yeah, PIG mum agrees that his voice sounded a little deeper than usual! :P
-communion afterwards, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way to the loo, also forcing me to dak myself. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came back for me, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the morning tea area.
- i munched a few sweet strawberries, a cracker, and thanks to PIG mum for a cup of water-tea. i chatted to leanne; happy 17th bday, naralie! and bon voyage, lee - have a fun and safe trip!
-bible study time; PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the classroom.
-bible study with uncle chong started. we all took turns reading out questions, bible passages (both NIV and KJV) and answering the questions. and how cool is this - bernard has the bible in his i-phone!
-PIG mum came to fetch me; she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the 4WD. thanks to joey who kept me company and walked with us; i also turned down uncle calvin's offer to ear char siu buns with him. :P
-dear dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch; luckily, we found a park downstairs.
-parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator up, walk all the way in.
-we had to sit down at cafe mi! >< meaning poor em hasn't been able to get a two piece feed from KFC on sunday for an entire MONTH. >< like, i know it makes PIG mum happy to restrict poor em to icecream only once a week (and still, every wednesday, she tries to make me forget by just pouring me milk ><) but surely i could indulge in some KFC at least once a fortnight? argh, guess i'll just haveta get it when karen takes me out to the library on thursday night. ><
-so i asked for a western meal; that was refused, then i tried for an asian meal; that was refused also. dad ended up ordering some meal for us; i got some rice, a chunk of yummy tofu, three or four of yummy scallop, and lotsa vegies. needless to say, i wasn't full by any means, but i consoled myself with the fact that i would get arvo tea around 3:30pm. even worse, PIG mum refused to buy me a drink. >< it used to be that, in return for forcing poor em to stand for worship, PIG mum would buy me a yummy drink, like, a pudding milk tea or a chocolate with pearl. now, for whatever reason that so pleases her, she simply refuses to. i tried wondering out aloud if i could refuse to stand for worship (like i said in an earlier post, i've been attending this church for 15+ years, and i've yet to remember one church service where we weren't asked to stand for worship) and still get a yummy drink to make up for today's no drink at all, PIG mum just snapped that if i tried that, she simply wouldn't take me to church. she also claimed that she had never promised me that before, ie a yummy drink in return for standing during worship. sorry, but BULLPOO.
-uncle tyrone told me that he has to watch what he eats too; my point is, he restricts himself to what he can and can't eat for his health, i'm restricted to what i can and can't eat because that makes PIG mum happy. argh, my life sucks. don't worry, i'm used to it. :(
-anyways, time to go, parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back down to the 4WD. dad forces me to buckle my own seatbelt, then he tootles us home, listening to my car CD.
-PIG mum makes (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way inside. i sit down and keep reading the kite runner - i wanna finish it before the bookclub on thursday!
-but i need to go to the loo. >< so PIG mum makes (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside, also forcing me to dak myself.
-the new carer comes at 3pm, her name is megan. PIG mum sticks my walkbelt on, then makes (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the laundry for my shower - hairwash today. of course, she forced me to dak myself before i took a seat. sadly, i was forced to undress all of myself. at first, megan was perfectly amenable to the 'i start undressing me from the top, if you'll start undressing me from the bottom, and we'll meet somewhere in the middle' approach, but i guess PIG mum must've come in and told her that she much rathered forcing me to do it all. oh well. :(
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. megan handed me sticky and Forced me to walk back out.
-arvo tea: a cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar - yes, i couldn't resist and sucked the teabag twice :P - and a yummy custard bun, which PIG mum had kindly bought for me while we were at food court.
-megan forced me on a full hour's worth of hand exercises. mainly theraplaydough :P and random 'waving your left arm around' ones :P
-she Forced me to walk once to the loo around 6pm, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair.
-she told me that she lives at annerley (sp?) and, around 6pm, fed me 4 yummy strawberries. i asked her for a couple of crackers, but she told me that PIG mum had already said no. :(
-she Forced me to walk over to my TV chair at 6:30, and we watched 15mins of dancing with the stars.go the blind guy!
-at 6:45, she Forced me to walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull up my own trousers after a tinkle or two, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair. she's got one sister, BTW. i think, 3 yrs younger?
-i signed her off at 7pm, said my thanks and byes. she'll be back next sunday, i think?
-woo hoo~ i finished the kite runner! so i'm all ready for the bookclub on thursday. :)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa wombok, and a little bit of chicken. washed down with a yummy cup of fruit and vegie juice. i also copped my tirade of the week from dad. ><
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair.
-there was a little trouble flicking the computer on - even dad came around to have a poke - but i managed to tootle online in the end.
-phew, i finished! physio at UQ toms and hydro toms. >< whatever. i'll survive. (i hope! :P) anyways, i'll just check, then let PIG mum have her way and force poor em off to bed. never fear though, i will be keeping track of EVERY MINUTE I'M OWED on the internet. hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot - i also went to practise piano before 6pm. my right hand supported my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand in thunking out twinkle twinkle 4x, then my right handed played some scales and xmas carols
Saturday, July 25, 2009
saturday post
good evening, all!
today, em was hard at work plodding 2472 steps, righteo, what happened today?
-yay, go em who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum dug herself up to go to work. em swung herself over to use the pot:P once more, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back to sleep. zzz... :P
-ding dong! nelli arrived. so dad hit me with the eye goo, gave me ten more mins of snooze time, then sent nelli in to dig me up. during those 10mins, i swung myself over to use the pot :p once more.
-nelli dug me up, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo plus a slice of toast, lightly margarined :P onto which i forked some yummy ham and egg. thanks, dad. :)
- i read the kite runner out aloud for awhile, nelli kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand/arm a massage.
-nelli Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. gosh, but did i savour my once a week opportunity to balance the toothbrush on the cup then squirt the toothpaste out that way!
-then nelli Forced me to walk to the loo, where i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. nelli came back to Force me to walk over to wash both hands, Forced me to walk over to dry them both, and Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair.
-we both sat and read until the parents arrived home. actually, aunty susan rang, said she was coming over to return some tools or sth like that to dearest dad.
-after nelli left, we had noodles with lotsa vegetable (was it bok choy or wombok? lol, i can't remember. ><" :P) and a couple of chunks of pork. lol, my bad - PIG mum says it was choy sum. :P washed down with a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold in the 'correct' manner. of course, PIG mum had to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. whatever.
-ding dong. vincent the physio arrived. >< first session:PT. surprisingly, he let me wear my walkbelt! then he Forced me to walk over to my TV chair, where i had to do head exercises, right and left arm reachy exercises. he also forced me on a few laps of walking with sticky, and a few more fast ones.
-when he left, a new carer from staffing options came! her name's sannadhi ten-hengel, she's dutch (ie from holland), also called the netherlands, and i learnt how to say thank-you in her language! it's spelt 'dank je wel'. don't know how it's pronounced (sp?) though. :p oh, and her hubby's a ... lol, i forgot. ><" painter? thanks, PIG mum! he's a photographer.
-anyways, PIG mum showed her around, and they Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower.
-but it was nice to have a carer that was perfectly amenable to the 'i start undressing me from the top, if you'll start undressing me from the bottom, and we'll meet somewhere in the middle' thing. :)
-a nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, redressed. sannadhi (i guess it's understandable why i didn't call her by name today, yes? :P) handed me sticky and Forced me to walk back out to my dining chair.
-but thanks to her for a perfect arvo tea!i got a toasted cheese - thanks, 2 slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles. and a cup of tea, sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-i read the kite runner out aloud for awhile, the carer kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy left hand/arm a massage. :Pshe also forced me on approx 20mins of left arm exercise.
-she also Forced me to walk over and play piano. so my right hand supported my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand in thunking out twinkle twinkle 4x, then my right hand played all the scales and some xmas carols. i introduced my carer to my naughty lyrics :P
-aroundabouts 6pm, the carer kindly cut up a pear for me, of which i shared with her two slices.
-at 6:30, the carer Forced me to walk to the loo. i did my second stinky unspeakable of the day, wiping myself too.
-i signed the carer off at 7pm, said my thanks and byes. her husband is making them a salad for dinner tonight.
-PIG mum flew :P back from seeing my carer out to force poor em on a few plus mins of left foot/ankle exercises, before she forced poor em on 40+ mins of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march upstairs and back down. actually, i used the parent's bathroom, so of course, PIG mum forced poor em to dak and un-dak herself also.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa wombok, a slice of yummy sweet carrot, some chicken and some beef. washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice - don't worry, i was very careful to hold the cup in the 'correct' manner; i already had the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' with the carters today. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hold onto the bowl as i ate. no biggie.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to lean down to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer desk, also forcing me to fumble awkwardly for my chair. it used to be that she'd stick the chair behind me so i could sit down, but now it seems she derives far greater pleasure from being able to force poor em to do it. argh, i'll survive.
-woo hoo, i finished! so i'll just check, then maybe squeeze in my naruto fix for the week. hope to see everyone at church toms, and fingers crossed for some yummy lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
p.s. I'VE JUST SPOKEN TO AUNTY NGA ON THE PHONE, AND MY, BUT THAT WEE MICKEY IS A SMART BRAT! HE CAN USE THE P[OTTY ALL BY HIMSELF NOW! :p (eep, sorry, shrieking. ><)
P.P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in mypost tonightP.P.P.S. PIG mum is already tearing/wrenching my poor left thumb out of a loosely clenched fist. ai, i'll survive till bible study toms.
today, em was hard at work plodding 2472 steps, righteo, what happened today?
-yay, go em who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum dug herself up to go to work. em swung herself over to use the pot:P once more, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back to sleep. zzz... :P
-ding dong! nelli arrived. so dad hit me with the eye goo, gave me ten more mins of snooze time, then sent nelli in to dig me up. during those 10mins, i swung myself over to use the pot :p once more.
-nelli dug me up, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo plus a slice of toast, lightly margarined :P onto which i forked some yummy ham and egg. thanks, dad. :)
- i read the kite runner out aloud for awhile, nelli kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand/arm a massage.
-nelli Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. gosh, but did i savour my once a week opportunity to balance the toothbrush on the cup then squirt the toothpaste out that way!
-then nelli Forced me to walk to the loo, where i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. nelli came back to Force me to walk over to wash both hands, Forced me to walk over to dry them both, and Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair.
-we both sat and read until the parents arrived home. actually, aunty susan rang, said she was coming over to return some tools or sth like that to dearest dad.
-after nelli left, we had noodles with lotsa vegetable (was it bok choy or wombok? lol, i can't remember. ><" :P) and a couple of chunks of pork. lol, my bad - PIG mum says it was choy sum. :P washed down with a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold in the 'correct' manner. of course, PIG mum had to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. whatever.
-ding dong. vincent the physio arrived. >< first session:PT. surprisingly, he let me wear my walkbelt! then he Forced me to walk over to my TV chair, where i had to do head exercises, right and left arm reachy exercises. he also forced me on a few laps of walking with sticky, and a few more fast ones.
-when he left, a new carer from staffing options came! her name's sannadhi ten-hengel, she's dutch (ie from holland), also called the netherlands, and i learnt how to say thank-you in her language! it's spelt 'dank je wel'. don't know how it's pronounced (sp?) though. :p oh, and her hubby's a ... lol, i forgot. ><" painter? thanks, PIG mum! he's a photographer.
-anyways, PIG mum showed her around, and they Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower.
-but it was nice to have a carer that was perfectly amenable to the 'i start undressing me from the top, if you'll start undressing me from the bottom, and we'll meet somewhere in the middle' thing. :)
-a nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, redressed. sannadhi (i guess it's understandable why i didn't call her by name today, yes? :P) handed me sticky and Forced me to walk back out to my dining chair.
-but thanks to her for a perfect arvo tea!i got a toasted cheese - thanks, 2 slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles. and a cup of tea, sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-i read the kite runner out aloud for awhile, the carer kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy left hand/arm a massage. :Pshe also forced me on approx 20mins of left arm exercise.
-she also Forced me to walk over and play piano. so my right hand supported my dumb/sick/crazy :P left hand in thunking out twinkle twinkle 4x, then my right hand played all the scales and some xmas carols. i introduced my carer to my naughty lyrics :P
-aroundabouts 6pm, the carer kindly cut up a pear for me, of which i shared with her two slices.
-at 6:30, the carer Forced me to walk to the loo. i did my second stinky unspeakable of the day, wiping myself too.
-i signed the carer off at 7pm, said my thanks and byes. her husband is making them a salad for dinner tonight.
-PIG mum flew :P back from seeing my carer out to force poor em on a few plus mins of left foot/ankle exercises, before she forced poor em on 40+ mins of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march upstairs and back down. actually, i used the parent's bathroom, so of course, PIG mum forced poor em to dak and un-dak herself also.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa wombok, a slice of yummy sweet carrot, some chicken and some beef. washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice - don't worry, i was very careful to hold the cup in the 'correct' manner; i already had the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' with the carters today. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hold onto the bowl as i ate. no biggie.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to lean down to flick on the computer switch, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer desk, also forcing me to fumble awkwardly for my chair. it used to be that she'd stick the chair behind me so i could sit down, but now it seems she derives far greater pleasure from being able to force poor em to do it. argh, i'll survive.
-woo hoo, i finished! so i'll just check, then maybe squeeze in my naruto fix for the week. hope to see everyone at church toms, and fingers crossed for some yummy lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
p.s. I'VE JUST SPOKEN TO AUNTY NGA ON THE PHONE, AND MY, BUT THAT WEE MICKEY IS A SMART BRAT! HE CAN USE THE P[OTTY ALL BY HIMSELF NOW! :p (eep, sorry, shrieking. ><)
P.P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in mypost tonightP.P.P.S. PIG mum is already tearing/wrenching my poor left thumb out of a loosely clenched fist. ai, i'll survive till bible study toms.
Friday, July 24, 2009
friday post
good afternoon, peoples!
no plodding total and/or spam count for the week from me yet, coz eva's just arrived! PIG mum and i are just having a chat with eva about yum cha.
anyways, sorry, going for a shower now ... bbl after 7pm tonight, okies? time is now ... 2:57pm
actually, eva’s gone to clean the bathroom/laundry, so I’ll just type out a few more sentences.
Actually, I thought I’d type out what I do every Thursday, but I didn’t get a chance to yesterday.
-whenever PIG mum needed me to walk, I’d type that she FORCED :( poor em to. When she forbade me from using all capitals, I used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her, and banned it entirely. So I switched to
-showertime now! I’ll bbl, okay? Time is now … 3:05pm
-good evening! time is now 8:27pm, the spam count for the week is 220, and em's final plodding total for friday now stands at 5733. anyways, PIG mum's already said she's forcing poor em off to bed at 9:30pm, so i'll just see how far i can get, okies? don't worry, as i said last night, i will note the time and claim it back when possible. i refuse to be cheated out of my internet time, irt's pissy enough as it is! >< anyways, where was i?
-oh. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long until PIG mum picked up on that also. that was a second word banned. :( actually, she said that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i had no choice but to comply, just using MADE. unsurprisingly, PIG mum decided that even that was somehow offensive to her, and demanded that it ALL be in lowercase. so i complied, only i said that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno why i listen to him really, after all, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop for my nightly half-cuppa of milk. i chose to sit on dear dad's bedside so i could kiss him goodnite.
2. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum forced my poor left hand to take the 3 after-brush rinses with my right hand. also, apparently, it's some HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to lean against the basin while you're brushing. not really sure why, but i can only comply.
4. after flossing (and it is also apparently another HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to not look up while you floss. again, beats me as to why this is the case, but again, i can only comply.) and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the loo.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend down awkwardly to flush the loo. then i fumbled awkwardly to wash and dry my right hand.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. and argh, i'm not allowed to walk into my room, grasp the bedrail that the guy from home mods PUT UP FOR THAT SPECIFIC REASON and awkwardly fumble myself back to bed, no, PIG mum has decided that it gives her far greater pleasure to be able to force poor em to walk up to the bed, awkwardly turn then slowly lower myself down to bed that way. whatever. i'll survive. (i hope! :P)
9. no pull-up pants. argh. thankfully, it's been a dry week!
-last point of mention: if i don't refer to any of this until next thursday, it just means that it was the same as what i typed out tonight. no difference. ><
-eep, only 36mins left! i'd better jump right into it!
-yay, go em, who managed to swing herself over to the pot :P once this morning without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum dug em up. i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, handed me a glass of water (which i was very careful to drink in the 'correct' manner, and helped me wipe.
-back in my room, i got kitted for the day, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table, also forcing me to fumble around awkwardly for my chair.
-breakfast was a crunchy choc chip museli bar (of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the museli bar while my right hand did the peeling) and a mug of warm milo. again, i was very careful to drink it in the 'correct' manner.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. still without sticky. :( she also forced me to buckle my own seatbelt, then tootled us off to my turn (or was it called 'your turn'? lol, i can't remember. :P i think it was my turn.), listening to my car CD (and that's what we listened to all day, so i won't mention that again).
-PIG mum parked, then FORCED:(first time) me to walk in.
-a lady called jenny/jenni introduced herself to us, and kindly passed me a plastic cup of water. PIG mum filled in some form about me as i browsed a new idea magazine.
-there was a physio postgrad student, from bond uni, watching. his name was david, and he told me he's in his 2nd year of postgrad.
-jenny/jenni got me to hobble/stagger/limp over to the bed, where she gave my dumb/sick/crazy :P left arm a yank around.
-david got me on a timed walking test or two. jenny/jenni asked me if there was anything that she could do that'd make me feel better, i said a walkbelt would greatly help to ease my nerves. and surprisingly, she gave me one! so after that, i was able to take BIG right steps over my dumb/sick/crazy :P left foot, without any fear of falling to my death. >< :P
-i think PIG mum booked me in to have a session there every friday? argh, just when i thought i could have a single day bar sunday without a therapy. whatever. i'll survive. (i hope! :P)
-eep, only 15mins left! type, type away! :P
-PIG mum tootled us home. i had asked if we could please go to the manor a bit earlier and just wait for aunty vicky and aunty tiffany to join us; too bad, she snapped no. ah well, i can't deny her the pleasure of forcing her poor daughter to walk more. at least someone's happy.
-anyways, PIG mum tootled us off to the manor for lunch. surprisingly, i actually ended up almost full! lol, funny thing, i had to use the loo twice, coz i ended up drinking like 15+cups of tea! also ... no bar on the disabled toilets ... cheaters. ><
-okies, skipping bits and pieces here, no time left! >< PIG mum tootled us home; i popped online until eva came. it's pronounced 'eeeva', not 'ever'.
-a nice hot shower first, hairwash today.
-arvo tea was a yummy polo bun and a mug of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-eva Forced me to walk over to practise piano. so my right hand supported my left in thunking out twinkle twinkle 7x, then played all the scales, most of my christmas carols, and assorted songs.
-roundabouts 6pm, eva fed me a pear, then 2 twix pods and half a glass of milk.
-at 6:45, eva Forced me to walk to the loo. with another cup of water, i did my second stinky unspeakable for the day, wiping myself too.
-we said our thanks and byes to eva at 7pm. chicken burgers for her dinner tonight! yummy!
5 mins left! ><
-dinner: rice, lotsa bok choy, 2 slices of sweet carrot, and a few chunks of pork that looked/tasted like chicken. washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i again carefully remembered to hold the 'correct' way, i mean, i already had the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' when eva was here. of course, PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. whatever.
-PIG mum forced poor em on 40+mins of arm and leg exercises, culminating in a forced march up to my room and back down. ai>< i survived (i think! ><:P)
-after being forced to bend awkwardly to flick on all the switches, i tootled online.
-yippee, i finished! i have maybe, 30 secs to check then allow PIG mum to force poor em off to bed? argh. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
no plodding total and/or spam count for the week from me yet, coz eva's just arrived! PIG mum and i are just having a chat with eva about yum cha.
anyways, sorry, going for a shower now ... bbl after 7pm tonight, okies? time is now ... 2:57pm
actually, eva’s gone to clean the bathroom/laundry, so I’ll just type out a few more sentences.
Actually, I thought I’d type out what I do every Thursday, but I didn’t get a chance to yesterday.
-whenever PIG mum needed me to walk, I’d type that she FORCED :( poor em to. When she forbade me from using all capitals, I used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her, and banned it entirely. So I switched to
-showertime now! I’ll bbl, okay? Time is now … 3:05pm
-good evening! time is now 8:27pm, the spam count for the week is 220, and em's final plodding total for friday now stands at 5733. anyways, PIG mum's already said she's forcing poor em off to bed at 9:30pm, so i'll just see how far i can get, okies? don't worry, as i said last night, i will note the time and claim it back when possible. i refuse to be cheated out of my internet time, irt's pissy enough as it is! >< anyways, where was i?
-oh. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long until PIG mum picked up on that also. that was a second word banned. :( actually, she said that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i had no choice but to comply, just using MADE. unsurprisingly, PIG mum decided that even that was somehow offensive to her, and demanded that it ALL be in lowercase. so i complied, only i said that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno why i listen to him really, after all, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop for my nightly half-cuppa of milk. i chose to sit on dear dad's bedside so i could kiss him goodnite.
2. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum forced my poor left hand to take the 3 after-brush rinses with my right hand. also, apparently, it's some HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to lean against the basin while you're brushing. not really sure why, but i can only comply.
4. after flossing (and it is also apparently another HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to not look up while you floss. again, beats me as to why this is the case, but again, i can only comply.) and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the loo.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend down awkwardly to flush the loo. then i fumbled awkwardly to wash and dry my right hand.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. and argh, i'm not allowed to walk into my room, grasp the bedrail that the guy from home mods PUT UP FOR THAT SPECIFIC REASON and awkwardly fumble myself back to bed, no, PIG mum has decided that it gives her far greater pleasure to be able to force poor em to walk up to the bed, awkwardly turn then slowly lower myself down to bed that way. whatever. i'll survive. (i hope! :P)
9. no pull-up pants. argh. thankfully, it's been a dry week!
-last point of mention: if i don't refer to any of this until next thursday, it just means that it was the same as what i typed out tonight. no difference. ><
-eep, only 36mins left! i'd better jump right into it!
-yay, go em, who managed to swing herself over to the pot :P once this morning without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum dug em up. i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, handed me a glass of water (which i was very careful to drink in the 'correct' manner, and helped me wipe.
-back in my room, i got kitted for the day, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table, also forcing me to fumble around awkwardly for my chair.
-breakfast was a crunchy choc chip museli bar (of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the museli bar while my right hand did the peeling) and a mug of warm milo. again, i was very careful to drink it in the 'correct' manner.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. still without sticky. :( she also forced me to buckle my own seatbelt, then tootled us off to my turn (or was it called 'your turn'? lol, i can't remember. :P i think it was my turn.), listening to my car CD (and that's what we listened to all day, so i won't mention that again).
-PIG mum parked, then FORCED:(first time) me to walk in.
-a lady called jenny/jenni introduced herself to us, and kindly passed me a plastic cup of water. PIG mum filled in some form about me as i browsed a new idea magazine.
-there was a physio postgrad student, from bond uni, watching. his name was david, and he told me he's in his 2nd year of postgrad.
-jenny/jenni got me to hobble/stagger/limp over to the bed, where she gave my dumb/sick/crazy :P left arm a yank around.
-david got me on a timed walking test or two. jenny/jenni asked me if there was anything that she could do that'd make me feel better, i said a walkbelt would greatly help to ease my nerves. and surprisingly, she gave me one! so after that, i was able to take BIG right steps over my dumb/sick/crazy :P left foot, without any fear of falling to my death. >< :P
-i think PIG mum booked me in to have a session there every friday? argh, just when i thought i could have a single day bar sunday without a therapy. whatever. i'll survive. (i hope! :P)
-eep, only 15mins left! type, type away! :P
-PIG mum tootled us home. i had asked if we could please go to the manor a bit earlier and just wait for aunty vicky and aunty tiffany to join us; too bad, she snapped no. ah well, i can't deny her the pleasure of forcing her poor daughter to walk more. at least someone's happy.
-anyways, PIG mum tootled us off to the manor for lunch. surprisingly, i actually ended up almost full! lol, funny thing, i had to use the loo twice, coz i ended up drinking like 15+cups of tea! also ... no bar on the disabled toilets ... cheaters. ><
-okies, skipping bits and pieces here, no time left! >< PIG mum tootled us home; i popped online until eva came. it's pronounced 'eeeva', not 'ever'.
-a nice hot shower first, hairwash today.
-arvo tea was a yummy polo bun and a mug of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-eva Forced me to walk over to practise piano. so my right hand supported my left in thunking out twinkle twinkle 7x, then played all the scales, most of my christmas carols, and assorted songs.
-roundabouts 6pm, eva fed me a pear, then 2 twix pods and half a glass of milk.
-at 6:45, eva Forced me to walk to the loo. with another cup of water, i did my second stinky unspeakable for the day, wiping myself too.
-we said our thanks and byes to eva at 7pm. chicken burgers for her dinner tonight! yummy!
5 mins left! ><
-dinner: rice, lotsa bok choy, 2 slices of sweet carrot, and a few chunks of pork that looked/tasted like chicken. washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i again carefully remembered to hold the 'correct' way, i mean, i already had the luxury of holding it 'incorrectly' when eva was here. of course, PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. whatever.
-PIG mum forced poor em on 40+mins of arm and leg exercises, culminating in a forced march up to my room and back down. ai>< i survived (i think! ><:P)
-after being forced to bend awkwardly to flick on all the switches, i tootled online.
-yippee, i finished! i have maybe, 30 secs to check then allow PIG mum to force poor em off to bed? argh. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
thursday post
good evening! well, i didn't pop online till 8:45, but as i've typed before, sadly, PIG mum would prolly rather EAT poor em ALIVE >< :p then allow her to stay online till 10:45pm, so i'll just try to type out as much as i can, okies?
-firstly, em was hard at work today ploddingn4046 steps. and yup, last night, she managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p once without falling to her death.
-hmm, no time to write what i usually do every thursday, either. >< oh well, will try fit it in toms.
-physio at UQ. erin's last time! so we bought her, kat and anne a block of cadbury chocolate. just walking around with the walking pole :P, stepping, etc. swati helped. she told me her hubby's a dentist, and that they actually live in redcliffe! wow, a long commute to work ...
-as expected, PIG mum ignored my polite requests to go out for lunch. but i had a yummy chunky soup with pasta, and 2 slices of bread with margarine. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the plate as i spread. oh well.
-marianna and jenny came to visit! so we had a yak ... jenny told me about this living books program that sounds really interesting!
-my carer today was shelayne. shower first - hairwash today.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - thanks shelayne for 2 slices! - and ham sandwhich cut into 4 triangles, plus a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-i read the kite runner out aloud for a few pages.
-shelayne took me to the loo once more before we left; i rang dearest dad. told him that 'sam' was taking me out. when i first said shelayne, he was like, "huh?" sam stands for shelayne ann/e marsh.
-at garbo, we wheeled me in, going to borders first. i browsed the fantasy section; as shelayne went and bought herself a coffee from the gloria jeans inside the store.
-dinnertime! i got a two piece feed - first of this month! shelayne had my drink coz they'd run out of OJ. i think she had a 7up. she got me a chocolate thickshake from wendys.
-shelayne took me once more to the loo before she tootled us off to maccas, where i got a soft serve cone at the drive-thru. we just sat in the carpark and chatted. lol, stupid me somehow managed to get icecream in my hair! >< my bad ...
shelayne tootled us home. her GPS is called miss bossyboots, BTW. :p
-oh, i forgot to add, i returned eragon at the brisbane library - when karen/whomever takes me there next week/the week after, i want to see if i can find the next one! dunno what it's called ... just know the last one is called eldest.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
P.P.S. toms morning, at 10am, PIG mum and i are going to tarragindi to a place called 'my turn' to see if i need some botox in my dumb/sick/crazy left arm. then, yum cha >< with aunty tiffany and aunty vicky. hope it goes well! goodnite~
P.P.P.S. will definitely remember to note the time and get it back toms. i refuse to be cheated out of my internet time.
-firstly, em was hard at work today ploddingn4046 steps. and yup, last night, she managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p once without falling to her death.
-hmm, no time to write what i usually do every thursday, either. >< oh well, will try fit it in toms.
-physio at UQ. erin's last time! so we bought her, kat and anne a block of cadbury chocolate. just walking around with the walking pole :P, stepping, etc. swati helped. she told me her hubby's a dentist, and that they actually live in redcliffe! wow, a long commute to work ...
-as expected, PIG mum ignored my polite requests to go out for lunch. but i had a yummy chunky soup with pasta, and 2 slices of bread with margarine. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the plate as i spread. oh well.
-marianna and jenny came to visit! so we had a yak ... jenny told me about this living books program that sounds really interesting!
-my carer today was shelayne. shower first - hairwash today.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - thanks shelayne for 2 slices! - and ham sandwhich cut into 4 triangles, plus a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-i read the kite runner out aloud for a few pages.
-shelayne took me to the loo once more before we left; i rang dearest dad. told him that 'sam' was taking me out. when i first said shelayne, he was like, "huh?" sam stands for shelayne ann/e marsh.
-at garbo, we wheeled me in, going to borders first. i browsed the fantasy section; as shelayne went and bought herself a coffee from the gloria jeans inside the store.
-dinnertime! i got a two piece feed - first of this month! shelayne had my drink coz they'd run out of OJ. i think she had a 7up. she got me a chocolate thickshake from wendys.
-shelayne took me once more to the loo before she tootled us off to maccas, where i got a soft serve cone at the drive-thru. we just sat in the carpark and chatted. lol, stupid me somehow managed to get icecream in my hair! >< my bad ...
shelayne tootled us home. her GPS is called miss bossyboots, BTW. :p
-oh, i forgot to add, i returned eragon at the brisbane library - when karen/whomever takes me there next week/the week after, i want to see if i can find the next one! dunno what it's called ... just know the last one is called eldest.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
P.P.S. toms morning, at 10am, PIG mum and i are going to tarragindi to a place called 'my turn' to see if i need some botox in my dumb/sick/crazy left arm. then, yum cha >< with aunty tiffany and aunty vicky. hope it goes well! goodnite~
P.P.P.S. will definitely remember to note the time and get it back toms. i refuse to be cheated out of my internet time.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
wednesday post
eep, i've only got half an hour to blog about my day before i go to watch house at 9:30pm >< argh, well, let's just see how far i can go ...
-went to watch harry potter 6 last night! PIG mum kindly bought me a snack kebab (i'd asked for a big one, but hey, beggars can't be choosers) and a lemon yaleto (aka yakult) with pearl. we were served by my favourite kebab guy! PIG mum and i guess he gave me TONS (like, he stuffed that kebab sth OBESE! :P to encourage me to keep perservering.
-thanks to dr. lee and charlsy who helped me hobble/stagger/limp in. the movie was great! for some reason, none of the guys seemed to like it ... dunno why ... my favourite part was when snape killed dumbledore. yeah, i know, heartless, aren't i? :P
-charlsy and vince helped me hobble/stagger/limp back outside to my parents, and dear dad tootled us home.
-i had 2 pods and half a glass of milk before i hit the sack. zzz. :P
-today:
-thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, gave me 2 glasses of water and helped me wipe as i did a stinky unspeakable.
-ping came! breakfast was a bowl of just wrong :p peppered by lotsa nutri-grain (lol, PIG mum says 'neutral' grain. wonder why?) for breakfast. thanks to ping who popped me my drugs afterwards: 2 bilberry, a cranberry and a fish oil.
-i watched 7's morning news then ABC's midday news. yay, i think telstra's shares are up by like 3 or 4 cents! :P
-ping Forced me to walk back to the new/old gobbling :P table for lunch. yummy 2 fish fillets with lotsa mayo and a banana.
-ping Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks, and Forced me to walk back to our new/old gobbling :p table.
-i spoke to ping's mum on her mobile! my broken mandarin: "hello grandma, how are you? sorry, i don't understand, sorry, i can't speak mandarin, sorry, i speak canto. your daughter is very smart. okay, byebye!" :P lol, i THINK she understood me! i think ... :P
-after ping left, i popped online awhile until evelyn arrived, who Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower - no hairwash today. lol, she wanted me to stand up without a non-slip mat so she could wash my back bum. i told her sorry, but uh uh.:p
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun plus acup of water-tea. better luck toms!
-evelyn Forced me to walk out to her car. she tootled us off to unique physiotherapy. argh. ><
-left arm exercises, right arm reachy exercises, random head and neck exercises, left ankle yanky exercises, etc. i survived.
-evelyn tootled us back home. she listens to B105.
-PIG mum met us. i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself. evelyn came to get me, forced me to pull my own trousers back up, Forced me to walk over, wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-i had half a mug of milk and 3 pods. dinner was rice, lotsa broccoli (or was it carrots? lol, i've forgotten :P), some beef, and a tad of yummy ham and egg. PIG mum was too busy cooking to force my poor left hand to hold the bowl; i placed it up on the table anyway.
-evelyn took me once more to the loo before she left. PIG mum immediately forced poor em on a few mins of those left ankle exercises that dom dom had taught her, then 30+mins more of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march up to my room and back down.
-phew, i finished with 2 mins to spare! no time to check, sorry for any typos!physio at UQ toms, then karen's taking me out, yay! i'm craving some KFC... :p
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! final plodding total, 5602. laters!
-went to watch harry potter 6 last night! PIG mum kindly bought me a snack kebab (i'd asked for a big one, but hey, beggars can't be choosers) and a lemon yaleto (aka yakult) with pearl. we were served by my favourite kebab guy! PIG mum and i guess he gave me TONS (like, he stuffed that kebab sth OBESE! :P to encourage me to keep perservering.
-thanks to dr. lee and charlsy who helped me hobble/stagger/limp in. the movie was great! for some reason, none of the guys seemed to like it ... dunno why ... my favourite part was when snape killed dumbledore. yeah, i know, heartless, aren't i? :P
-charlsy and vince helped me hobble/stagger/limp back outside to my parents, and dear dad tootled us home.
-i had 2 pods and half a glass of milk before i hit the sack. zzz. :P
-today:
-thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, gave me 2 glasses of water and helped me wipe as i did a stinky unspeakable.
-ping came! breakfast was a bowl of just wrong :p peppered by lotsa nutri-grain (lol, PIG mum says 'neutral' grain. wonder why?) for breakfast. thanks to ping who popped me my drugs afterwards: 2 bilberry, a cranberry and a fish oil.
-i watched 7's morning news then ABC's midday news. yay, i think telstra's shares are up by like 3 or 4 cents! :P
-ping Forced me to walk back to the new/old gobbling :P table for lunch. yummy 2 fish fillets with lotsa mayo and a banana.
-ping Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks, and Forced me to walk back to our new/old gobbling :p table.
-i spoke to ping's mum on her mobile! my broken mandarin: "hello grandma, how are you? sorry, i don't understand, sorry, i can't speak mandarin, sorry, i speak canto. your daughter is very smart. okay, byebye!" :P lol, i THINK she understood me! i think ... :P
-after ping left, i popped online awhile until evelyn arrived, who Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower - no hairwash today. lol, she wanted me to stand up without a non-slip mat so she could wash my back bum. i told her sorry, but uh uh.:p
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun plus acup of water-tea. better luck toms!
-evelyn Forced me to walk out to her car. she tootled us off to unique physiotherapy. argh. ><
-left arm exercises, right arm reachy exercises, random head and neck exercises, left ankle yanky exercises, etc. i survived.
-evelyn tootled us back home. she listens to B105.
-PIG mum met us. i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself. evelyn came to get me, forced me to pull my own trousers back up, Forced me to walk over, wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-i had half a mug of milk and 3 pods. dinner was rice, lotsa broccoli (or was it carrots? lol, i've forgotten :P), some beef, and a tad of yummy ham and egg. PIG mum was too busy cooking to force my poor left hand to hold the bowl; i placed it up on the table anyway.
-evelyn took me once more to the loo before she left. PIG mum immediately forced poor em on a few mins of those left ankle exercises that dom dom had taught her, then 30+mins more of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march up to my room and back down.
-phew, i finished with 2 mins to spare! no time to check, sorry for any typos!physio at UQ toms, then karen's taking me out, yay! i'm craving some KFC... :p
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! final plodding total, 5602. laters!
Monday, July 20, 2009
tuesday post
good afternoon! well, i'm going to log in my plodding total for tuesday now, coz i'm going to see harry potter tonight! and i have the feeling that PIG mum would rather EAT poor EM ALIVE :s :P then let her pop back online, so, em worked hard today and plodded 2776 steps . righteo, what happened today?
-em woke up this morning wet. july's a failure. ><
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a choc chip museli bar and a mug of warm milo. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the museli bar as my right hand did the unwrapping. thanks to PIG mum who popped me my pills afterwards, though.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. off she tootled us to the PA for physio.
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in.
-PT started with gertrude at 9am, just mat work today.
-that tea lady came again! so white and 2 equal for me, with a milk arrowroot and a nice bikkie. gertrude grabbed a packet for herself, too. i asked her her name, but have already forgotten it. >< my bad.
-PIG mum picked me up at 10am. we said our byes and thanks to gertrude. there won't be any physio next week, i wonder if PIG mum'll take me out to brunch somewhere with anyone, like, aunty joanne?
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo. she found a new thing to force me to do:open the sliding doors myself. whatever. no biggie. anyways, after forcing me to dak myself, she flounced out and i did two or three tinkles. she came back inside, forced me to yank my own daks back up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands while she used the loo herself, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to the car.
-PIG mum tootled us home, listening to my car CD. lol, i just realised now, a portion of those songs were prolly illegally downloaded. ><" my apologies!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back in, and i settled down to read the paper as PIG mum whipped up lunch. oh, and i rang dear dad! he was in the city, i think.
-lunch: a mug of plain milk (again, held carefully 'correctly' by me, i'll save the 'incorrect' holding for 3:30pm this arvo) and a bowl of rice with lotsa yummy broccolini (sp? it's that baby broccoli, BTW), some onion, egg and ham. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she could force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate, no biggie.
- i read the paper till nearly 1pm. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend down awkwardly to flip on all the necessary switches, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair, also forcing me to bend down awkwardly to flip on all the other switches.
-phew, i finished with 20mins to spare! so i'll check, then get my weekly naruto manga fix; the anime will haveta wait for toms. got a new carer this arvo, too - hope she won't eat me! :P best of all,i'll be watching harry potter 6 tonight with some church buddies! the only downside is that PIG mum refused to let me go unless she got to force poor em to walk in there. oh well, no biggie. at least i'll get a yummy kebab, and i want to drink a yummy lemon yoghurt/yakult with pearl! fingers crossed!
-well, my new carer's here! her name's eva, and she lives near wacol, i think. PIG mum's just showing her around the house right now. be back toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-em woke up this morning wet. july's a failure. ><
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a choc chip museli bar and a mug of warm milo. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the museli bar as my right hand did the unwrapping. thanks to PIG mum who popped me my pills afterwards, though.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. off she tootled us to the PA for physio.
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in.
-PT started with gertrude at 9am, just mat work today.
-that tea lady came again! so white and 2 equal for me, with a milk arrowroot and a nice bikkie. gertrude grabbed a packet for herself, too. i asked her her name, but have already forgotten it. >< my bad.
-PIG mum picked me up at 10am. we said our byes and thanks to gertrude. there won't be any physio next week, i wonder if PIG mum'll take me out to brunch somewhere with anyone, like, aunty joanne?
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo. she found a new thing to force me to do:open the sliding doors myself. whatever. no biggie. anyways, after forcing me to dak myself, she flounced out and i did two or three tinkles. she came back inside, forced me to yank my own daks back up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands while she used the loo herself, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to the car.
-PIG mum tootled us home, listening to my car CD. lol, i just realised now, a portion of those songs were prolly illegally downloaded. ><" my apologies!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back in, and i settled down to read the paper as PIG mum whipped up lunch. oh, and i rang dear dad! he was in the city, i think.
-lunch: a mug of plain milk (again, held carefully 'correctly' by me, i'll save the 'incorrect' holding for 3:30pm this arvo) and a bowl of rice with lotsa yummy broccolini (sp? it's that baby broccoli, BTW), some onion, egg and ham. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she could force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate, no biggie.
- i read the paper till nearly 1pm. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend down awkwardly to flip on all the necessary switches, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of sunday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair, also forcing me to bend down awkwardly to flip on all the other switches.
-phew, i finished with 20mins to spare! so i'll check, then get my weekly naruto manga fix; the anime will haveta wait for toms. got a new carer this arvo, too - hope she won't eat me! :P best of all,i'll be watching harry potter 6 tonight with some church buddies! the only downside is that PIG mum refused to let me go unless she got to force poor em to walk in there. oh well, no biggie. at least i'll get a yummy kebab, and i want to drink a yummy lemon yoghurt/yakult with pearl! fingers crossed!
-well, my new carer's here! her name's eva, and she lives near wacol, i think. PIG mum's just showing her around the house right now. be back toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post
good evening! righteo, including hydro, em was hard at work today plodding 3211 steps. eep, i've only got just over 50 mins to type this post out, so i'd better get cracking!
-PIG mum dug em up. she used the pot:P then got kitted. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. without sticky. :(
-i margarined and jammed :p a slice of toast for breakfast. of course, it made PIG mum happy to be able to force my poor left hand to hang onto the plate as i spread. *sigh* who am i to deny her that simple pleasure? oh, and i drank a mug of warm milo, too. i was extremely careful to drink it in the 'correct' way; i think the only chance i can drink it the 'wrong' way is with my carer in the arvo. they've never picked up on it before ... :P well, i'll settle for getting that luxury once a day. beggars can't be choosers, see.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, and after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, she tootled us off to UQ, listening to my car CD(and i won't mention that again coz that's what we listened to all day)
-luckily, there was a park for us on arrival. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in and up to the loo, of course also forcing me to dak myself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area.
-she flounced off to pay, erin soon came for me, walkbelt at the ready. she Forced me to walk in, anne chan (she's really married to an asian!) coming along for support.
-erin stuck my dumb/sick/crazy :p left hand in the failed splint. we played snap, did standing and weight shifting exercises, and some with the balloons. an indian girl came to help out also.
-they Forced me to walk back down to the car. i returned the sexy :P belt to them and PIG mum tootled us home, snapping a refusal at my polite requests to go out for lunch.
-eep, i've only got half an hour left! *sigh* well, that's what happens when your mother restricts you to a PISSY two hour limit every night. *sigh* ><
-home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in. lunch was yummy 2 min noodles with slices of carrot. again, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl. again, i couldn't deny her that simple pleasure, not when she's always whinging and whining about how under-appreciated she is, etc.
-i washed lunch down with a plain glass of milk, then read my book club novel until ding dong! aunty anne popped in for a visit.
-at 3pm, a new carer from staffing options! her name's nelli(sp?), she's got a fiancee (sp?) who's a graphics designer, and she's german.
arvo tea: a toasted cheese - 2 slices, yay! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. and a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-20mins left, eep!
-nelli Forced me to walk to the bathroom, where i got changed for hydro. then she Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand - but helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled us off to hydro. there wasn't a park available, so PIG mum dropped off nelli and i and went elsewhere to park the car.
-i said hi to sharon! there were also a bunch of UQ physio students watching today. only one boy, and about 4 or 5 girls.
-hydro today: walking forwards and sideways, left arm exercises, both leg exercises, squatting, and 2 of my favourite head dunks at the end. :p
-i chose to walk out. nelli wheeled me in for a nice hot shower - obviously, hairwash today.
-i got dried, went for a tinkle, got creamed, rekitted. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car.
-once home, PIG mum kindly fed me 3 twix pods and nellie gave me half a glass of milk.
-nelli Forced me to walk over to the dining table for dinner. yummy sticky rice, courtesy of aunty anne! with lotsa carrot, and washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice. i remembered to stick my dumb/sick/crazy left arm up onto the table.
-nelli kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :p left hand/arm a massage.
-at 6;45, she Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-i said my thanks and byes to her; hope she'll come back soon!
-PIG mum galloped :p back to force poor emon those left ankle exercises that dom dom taught us, followed by a few extra mins more. then she forced poor em on 30+mins of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march up to my room and back down. actually, i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. thanks to PIG mum who handed me a mug of water. of course, poor em was forced to dak and un-dak herself also. then PIG mum threw :P(ouch!:P) me down the stairs. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to turn on/off all the switches before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer chair, also forcing me to bend down awkwardly to flip on the rest of the switches.
-i popped online at 8pm, so phew, i finished! so will just check then say goodnite to my online MSN buddies. just physio at the PA toms, hope it goes well! (and that someone comes with morning tea, lol.)
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
-PIG mum dug em up. she used the pot:P then got kitted. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. without sticky. :(
-i margarined and jammed :p a slice of toast for breakfast. of course, it made PIG mum happy to be able to force my poor left hand to hang onto the plate as i spread. *sigh* who am i to deny her that simple pleasure? oh, and i drank a mug of warm milo, too. i was extremely careful to drink it in the 'correct' way; i think the only chance i can drink it the 'wrong' way is with my carer in the arvo. they've never picked up on it before ... :P well, i'll settle for getting that luxury once a day. beggars can't be choosers, see.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, and after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt, she tootled us off to UQ, listening to my car CD(and i won't mention that again coz that's what we listened to all day)
-luckily, there was a park for us on arrival. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in and up to the loo, of course also forcing me to dak myself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat in the waiting area.
-she flounced off to pay, erin soon came for me, walkbelt at the ready. she Forced me to walk in, anne chan (she's really married to an asian!) coming along for support.
-erin stuck my dumb/sick/crazy :p left hand in the failed splint. we played snap, did standing and weight shifting exercises, and some with the balloons. an indian girl came to help out also.
-they Forced me to walk back down to the car. i returned the sexy :P belt to them and PIG mum tootled us home, snapping a refusal at my polite requests to go out for lunch.
-eep, i've only got half an hour left! *sigh* well, that's what happens when your mother restricts you to a PISSY two hour limit every night. *sigh* ><
-home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in. lunch was yummy 2 min noodles with slices of carrot. again, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl. again, i couldn't deny her that simple pleasure, not when she's always whinging and whining about how under-appreciated she is, etc.
-i washed lunch down with a plain glass of milk, then read my book club novel until ding dong! aunty anne popped in for a visit.
-at 3pm, a new carer from staffing options! her name's nelli(sp?), she's got a fiancee (sp?) who's a graphics designer, and she's german.
arvo tea: a toasted cheese - 2 slices, yay! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. and a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-20mins left, eep!
-nelli Forced me to walk to the bathroom, where i got changed for hydro. then she Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand - but helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled us off to hydro. there wasn't a park available, so PIG mum dropped off nelli and i and went elsewhere to park the car.
-i said hi to sharon! there were also a bunch of UQ physio students watching today. only one boy, and about 4 or 5 girls.
-hydro today: walking forwards and sideways, left arm exercises, both leg exercises, squatting, and 2 of my favourite head dunks at the end. :p
-i chose to walk out. nelli wheeled me in for a nice hot shower - obviously, hairwash today.
-i got dried, went for a tinkle, got creamed, rekitted. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car.
-once home, PIG mum kindly fed me 3 twix pods and nellie gave me half a glass of milk.
-nelli Forced me to walk over to the dining table for dinner. yummy sticky rice, courtesy of aunty anne! with lotsa carrot, and washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice. i remembered to stick my dumb/sick/crazy left arm up onto the table.
-nelli kindly gave my dumb/sick/crazy :p left hand/arm a massage.
-at 6;45, she Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-i said my thanks and byes to her; hope she'll come back soon!
-PIG mum galloped :p back to force poor emon those left ankle exercises that dom dom taught us, followed by a few extra mins more. then she forced poor em on 30+mins of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march up to my room and back down. actually, i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. thanks to PIG mum who handed me a mug of water. of course, poor em was forced to dak and un-dak herself also. then PIG mum threw :P(ouch!:P) me down the stairs. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to turn on/off all the switches before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer chair, also forcing me to bend down awkwardly to flip on the rest of the switches.
-i popped online at 8pm, so phew, i finished! so will just check then say goodnite to my online MSN buddies. just physio at the PA toms, hope it goes well! (and that someone comes with morning tea, lol.)
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
good evening! no plodding total or spam count from em yet, coz i haven't even had dinner yet! instead, i'll just type out what i usually do every thursday but haven't had the chance until now:
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to walk. when she forbade me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she decided that somehow, the entire word offended her and banned it entirely. so i switched to the word contort, but it wasn't long until PIG mum decided that this word somehow offended her also and banned it too, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made. anyways, i had no choice but to comply and used MADE, until she stipulated that the word had to be ALL in lowercase. so i had to comply again, only that whenever i had to walk, PIG mum 'gleefully' made me do it. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, stipulating that i'm only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. to be honest, i have no idea why i listen to him, after all, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the kitchen benchtop for my nightly half a cup of milk.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. i was forced to stand to brush my teeth - and, apparently, it is some HUGE, UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to lean against the basin while you are brushing - and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle.
7. after i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to yank my trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. i honestly dunno why it's such a SIN to hold onto the bar that the guy from home mods installed for me. i mean, isn't that the reason that it was put up in the first place? but no, it seems that PIG mum derives greater pleasure from being able to force her poor daughter to walk more steps, turn around, and back up before finally collapsing with a sigh of relief onto the bed. well, like i've said, who am i to deny her that pleasure? i mean, she already carries on enough about how under appreciated she is, etc.
10. still no pull-up pants. argh. ><"
-brb, dinnertime, okies? time is now ... 7:47pm
-i'm back! anyways, my final plodding total for sunday now stands at 4177, and the spam count for the weekend is 39. lol, it's actually 10:03pm now! i'd better quickly type out today's events; i'm sure PIG mum is awaiting ever-so eagerly to force poor em off to bed.
-PIG mum dug em up this morning. she used the pot :P once more, got kitted, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a slice of toast with some marg and yummy strawberry jam.
-PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled us off to church, listening to my car CD (and i won't mention it again coz that's what we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down and into the hall. lee made it, just in time, too! he told us he'd taken the wrong exit off the highway. :P
-service started. thanks to charlsy for the word in big. PIG mum forced poor em to stand for 3 songs, and i just sang in my head today coz i saw no opportunities to sing harmony.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and he delivered a sermon on wrestling with life.
-no communion today, just RICE promo, then PIG mum who made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over for a seat in the morning tea area.
-much thanks to uncle martin and his wife who shouted us morning tea! i got a cup of water-tea, and a couple of little triangle sandwhiches.
-bible study time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way inside.
-bible study with uncle/pastor chong started. we all took turns reading out bible verses/questions and answering them.
-PIG mum came to collect me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-off she tootled us off to plaza for lunch. luckily, we found a carpark downstairs. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk and take the escalator up.
-ai, i guess i'll haveta have my two piece feed from KFC on thursday night with karen, coz i couldn't get one today. >< i've had no luck this month at all so far! >< PIG mum got the asian meal, yummy fish fillet in corn sauce with rice, while i got the western meal, a yummy chicken chop :P with lotsa diced vegies in spaghetti and red sauce. i drank a cold milk tea, PIG mum a lemon ribena.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up to have a chat with aunty brannie (sp? it's brannie or branny). i thanked her for my cool beanie! i think she told me andre was in grade 8 and ryan in year 6. aunty anna came over for a yak also.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator back down and walk all the way back to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled us home. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, turn on the computer switches at the wall, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer table, also forcing me to bend awkwardly down to flip on all the few switches before i turned on the computer myself and popped online for a few mins before susan arrived.
-she Forced me to walk to the laundry, also forcing me to undress all of me.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. susan handed me sticky and Forced me to walk back out to the dining room.
-arvo tea: a cup of twinings english breakfast tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, and a toasted cheese - yay, 2 slices! susan says i'm only allowed 2 slices once every three weeks ... dunno why, but okay. - and ham sandwhich cut into 4 triangles.
-i finished my eragon novel! one day, i want to go to video ezy or somewhere and rent out eragon, the movie. duuno if it's out yet, though ... so then i started the book for my book club this month, was it called the kite runner?
-at 5:30, susan forced me on 30mins of left hand exercises. at 6pm, she fed me 2 pods and half a cup of milk. at 6:30 she Forced me to my TV chair and we watched 15 mins of dancing with the stars. go the blind guy!
-at 6:45, susan Forced me to walk to the loo, also forcing me to dak myself. she kindly passed me a cup of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. susan came back for me, forcing me to pull my own daks back up. then she Forced me to walk over and wash and dry my right hand, before she Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes, then she rocked offon her own accord 5-10 mins early. i won't see her until a fortnight's time, coz her parents will be visiting from zimbabwe (sp?)
-i rang aunty a to ask her over for dinner, but she had BSF homework to do. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the table, and i popped online for awhile, until the slams came over!
-but i needed the bathroom before dinner. >< so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull my trousers back up after a tinkle or two, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to our new old :P dinner table.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa 'little tong' :P vegetable, a spoonful or two of baked beans (lol, do they really make you fart, can anyone tell me?) and a little bit of yummy ham and egg. washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. it doesn't hurt, thankfully, so no biggie.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer. i had a chat to a few people.
-desert time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the gobbling :P table. thanks to anna who made yummy choc chip muffins! i had one along with half a mug of milk.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back online. we said our byes to the slams.
-phew, i finished! righteo, hope everyone has an awesome week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight; PIG mum in her eagerness to force poor em off to bed won't let her check first. oh well, goodnite.
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to walk. when she forbade me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she decided that somehow, the entire word offended her and banned it entirely. so i switched to the word contort, but it wasn't long until PIG mum decided that this word somehow offended her also and banned it too, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made. anyways, i had no choice but to comply and used MADE, until she stipulated that the word had to be ALL in lowercase. so i had to comply again, only that whenever i had to walk, PIG mum 'gleefully' made me do it. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, stipulating that i'm only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. to be honest, i have no idea why i listen to him, after all, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the kitchen benchtop for my nightly half a cup of milk.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. i was forced to stand to brush my teeth - and, apparently, it is some HUGE, UNFORGIVEABLE SIN to lean against the basin while you are brushing - and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle.
7. after i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to yank my trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. i honestly dunno why it's such a SIN to hold onto the bar that the guy from home mods installed for me. i mean, isn't that the reason that it was put up in the first place? but no, it seems that PIG mum derives greater pleasure from being able to force her poor daughter to walk more steps, turn around, and back up before finally collapsing with a sigh of relief onto the bed. well, like i've said, who am i to deny her that pleasure? i mean, she already carries on enough about how under appreciated she is, etc.
10. still no pull-up pants. argh. ><"
-brb, dinnertime, okies? time is now ... 7:47pm
-i'm back! anyways, my final plodding total for sunday now stands at 4177, and the spam count for the weekend is 39. lol, it's actually 10:03pm now! i'd better quickly type out today's events; i'm sure PIG mum is awaiting ever-so eagerly to force poor em off to bed.
-PIG mum dug em up this morning. she used the pot :P once more, got kitted, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a slice of toast with some marg and yummy strawberry jam.
-PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled us off to church, listening to my car CD (and i won't mention it again coz that's what we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down and into the hall. lee made it, just in time, too! he told us he'd taken the wrong exit off the highway. :P
-service started. thanks to charlsy for the word in big. PIG mum forced poor em to stand for 3 songs, and i just sang in my head today coz i saw no opportunities to sing harmony.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and he delivered a sermon on wrestling with life.
-no communion today, just RICE promo, then PIG mum who made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over for a seat in the morning tea area.
-much thanks to uncle martin and his wife who shouted us morning tea! i got a cup of water-tea, and a couple of little triangle sandwhiches.
-bible study time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way inside.
-bible study with uncle/pastor chong started. we all took turns reading out bible verses/questions and answering them.
-PIG mum came to collect me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-off she tootled us off to plaza for lunch. luckily, we found a carpark downstairs. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk and take the escalator up.
-ai, i guess i'll haveta have my two piece feed from KFC on thursday night with karen, coz i couldn't get one today. >< i've had no luck this month at all so far! >< PIG mum got the asian meal, yummy fish fillet in corn sauce with rice, while i got the western meal, a yummy chicken chop :P with lotsa diced vegies in spaghetti and red sauce. i drank a cold milk tea, PIG mum a lemon ribena.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up to have a chat with aunty brannie (sp? it's brannie or branny). i thanked her for my cool beanie! i think she told me andre was in grade 8 and ryan in year 6. aunty anna came over for a yak also.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator back down and walk all the way back to the 4WD.
-PIG mum tootled us home. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, turn on the computer switches at the wall, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer table, also forcing me to bend awkwardly down to flip on all the few switches before i turned on the computer myself and popped online for a few mins before susan arrived.
-she Forced me to walk to the laundry, also forcing me to undress all of me.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. susan handed me sticky and Forced me to walk back out to the dining room.
-arvo tea: a cup of twinings english breakfast tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, and a toasted cheese - yay, 2 slices! susan says i'm only allowed 2 slices once every three weeks ... dunno why, but okay. - and ham sandwhich cut into 4 triangles.
-i finished my eragon novel! one day, i want to go to video ezy or somewhere and rent out eragon, the movie. duuno if it's out yet, though ... so then i started the book for my book club this month, was it called the kite runner?
-at 5:30, susan forced me on 30mins of left hand exercises. at 6pm, she fed me 2 pods and half a cup of milk. at 6:30 she Forced me to my TV chair and we watched 15 mins of dancing with the stars. go the blind guy!
-at 6:45, susan Forced me to walk to the loo, also forcing me to dak myself. she kindly passed me a cup of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. susan came back for me, forcing me to pull my own daks back up. then she Forced me to walk over and wash and dry my right hand, before she Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes, then she rocked offon her own accord 5-10 mins early. i won't see her until a fortnight's time, coz her parents will be visiting from zimbabwe (sp?)
-i rang aunty a to ask her over for dinner, but she had BSF homework to do. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the table, and i popped online for awhile, until the slams came over!
-but i needed the bathroom before dinner. >< so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull my trousers back up after a tinkle or two, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to our new old :P dinner table.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa 'little tong' :P vegetable, a spoonful or two of baked beans (lol, do they really make you fart, can anyone tell me?) and a little bit of yummy ham and egg. washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice. of course, PIG mum wasn't happy until she got to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. it doesn't hurt, thankfully, so no biggie.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer. i had a chat to a few people.
-desert time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the gobbling :P table. thanks to anna who made yummy choc chip muffins! i had one along with half a mug of milk.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back online. we said our byes to the slams.
-phew, i finished! righteo, hope everyone has an awesome week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight; PIG mum in her eagerness to force poor em off to bed won't let her check first. oh well, goodnite.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
saturday post
good evening!
well, em didn't pop online until 8:58pm coz she was doing her bible study homework, but i'm more or less certain that PIG mum would rather EAT ME ALIVE o_O :P than allow me to stay online till 10:58pm, thus satisfying my PISSY 2hr time limit. :( don't worry, i'll survive; let's just see how far i can get tonight, okies?
-firstly, today em was hard at work plodding 1514 steps.
-yay, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum got up to go to work. em used the pot once more, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into slumber.
-dearest dad popped in, hit me with the eye goo :p and told me that evelyn would arrive soon.
-she came, got me up and kitted for the day. then she Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. gosh, but did i enjoy being able to balance the toothbrush on my cup and squirt out the toothpaste that way! *sigh* guess i'll haveta learn to be content with only doing that once a week.
-after teeth were brushed, evelyn Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of hot milo, a slice of toast with some yummy egg and ham, and another slice of toast with some yummy strawberry jam.
-em felt like doing a stinky unspeakable afterwards, so evelyn Forced me to walk to the bathroom, also forcing me to dak myself. then thanks to her who passed me a cup of water. i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. evelyn came back, forced me to pull my own daks back up, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me to walk back to the dining room.
-i happily read eragon - another thing i wanna check out on youtube, if i get the time! - out aloud until dear dad came home and signed evelyn off, who was going home to lie down in the grass again. :P i asked her why she didn't just lie down in our lawn; that way, she could rest for longer, but she explained she didn't want our neighbours calling the cops on her. "hello? there's this weird woman lying down on the grass in my neighbour's backyard..." :P
-PIG mum came home from work; lunch was some 2min noodles with lotsa wombok and kailan? and another tasty bit of ham and egg, along with a plain glass of milk. of course, PIG mum had to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. oh well, i just ate at my normal pace and pretended that it wasn't even there; after all, who am i to deny her that simple pleasure?
-i read eragon out aloud for awhile until vincent the physio came. >< first session: PT.
-he Forced me to walk over to my TV chair, then i had to do left and right arm reachy exercises, left ankle stretchy exercises, head and neck exercises, and he Forced poor em on approx. 4 laps of walking. thankfully, he allowed me to wear my walkbelt! so i was able to take big steps with my right foot, over my left foot, without fear of falling. besides, vincent the physio's promised me before, if he ever lets me fall, he won't come to torture me for three weeks! lol, that just tempts me to fall over deliberately :P nah, i won't. chicken em's too afraid of falling. >< :P
-when he left, evelyn forced me to undress all of myself, then gave me a nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. evelyn handed me sticky and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was my second cup of warm milo (i think evelyn gave me that instead of tea coz i asked for 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar in my cup. and she refused) and a toasted cheese - too bad, only with one slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin. - and ham sandwhich, cut into 4 squares/triangles. no mayo, either. :(
-i continued reading eragon out aloud for some time. evelyn forced me on roughly 20mins of left hand exercises, mainly squeezing the squishy balls today.
-around 6pm, evelyn fed me 3 half crackers.
-at 6:30, she Forced me to walk over to my TV chair and we watched 15mins of funniest home videos. lol, there was a dog being VACUUMED today, and he loved it! ><" :P
-at 6:45, evelyn Forced me to walk to the loo, also forcing me to dak myself. after i did a tinkle or two, she came back, forced me to pull my daks back up, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair.
-PIG mum signed her off and she rocked off like 5-10mins early, and will be back on ... tuesday, i think? wonder what we're cooking!
-PIG mum galloped (sp?):P back, and after forcing poor em on those ankle exercises dom dom had taught her, forced me on 35+ mins of left arm exercises, culminating in a forced march up to her room and back down. thanks to dear dad who accompanied me down. :)
-dinner: rice tonight, lotsa lettuce and kailan, and a little bit of yummy ham and egg. dinner was washed down with a yummy cup of soup boiled by PIG mum. i think it had carrot, tomato, corn and some beef. of course, PIG mum had to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate, but again, who am i to deny her that pleasure?
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flick on all the switches, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to my computer chair, also forcing me to bend down awkwardly to flip on all the switches.
-phew, i finished! i'll just check, then let PIG mum force poor em off to bed. hope to see everyone at church toms! and fingers crossed for some yummy lunch! i've had no luck with it this month at all. >< if i still can't get some toms, guess i'll just haveta have it when karen takes me out to the library come thursday.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
well, em didn't pop online until 8:58pm coz she was doing her bible study homework, but i'm more or less certain that PIG mum would rather EAT ME ALIVE o_O :P than allow me to stay online till 10:58pm, thus satisfying my PISSY 2hr time limit. :( don't worry, i'll survive; let's just see how far i can get tonight, okies?
-firstly, today em was hard at work plodding 1514 steps.
-yay, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum got up to go to work. em used the pot once more, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into slumber.
-dearest dad popped in, hit me with the eye goo :p and told me that evelyn would arrive soon.
-she came, got me up and kitted for the day. then she Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. gosh, but did i enjoy being able to balance the toothbrush on my cup and squirt out the toothpaste that way! *sigh* guess i'll haveta learn to be content with only doing that once a week.
-after teeth were brushed, evelyn Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of hot milo, a slice of toast with some yummy egg and ham, and another slice of toast with some yummy strawberry jam.
-em felt like doing a stinky unspeakable afterwards, so evelyn Forced me to walk to the bathroom, also forcing me to dak myself. then thanks to her who passed me a cup of water. i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. evelyn came back, forced me to pull my own daks back up, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me to walk back to the dining room.
-i happily read eragon - another thing i wanna check out on youtube, if i get the time! - out aloud until dear dad came home and signed evelyn off, who was going home to lie down in the grass again. :P i asked her why she didn't just lie down in our lawn; that way, she could rest for longer, but she explained she didn't want our neighbours calling the cops on her. "hello? there's this weird woman lying down on the grass in my neighbour's backyard..." :P
-PIG mum came home from work; lunch was some 2min noodles with lotsa wombok and kailan? and another tasty bit of ham and egg, along with a plain glass of milk. of course, PIG mum had to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate. oh well, i just ate at my normal pace and pretended that it wasn't even there; after all, who am i to deny her that simple pleasure?
-i read eragon out aloud for awhile until vincent the physio came. >< first session: PT.
-he Forced me to walk over to my TV chair, then i had to do left and right arm reachy exercises, left ankle stretchy exercises, head and neck exercises, and he Forced poor em on approx. 4 laps of walking. thankfully, he allowed me to wear my walkbelt! so i was able to take big steps with my right foot, over my left foot, without fear of falling. besides, vincent the physio's promised me before, if he ever lets me fall, he won't come to torture me for three weeks! lol, that just tempts me to fall over deliberately :P nah, i won't. chicken em's too afraid of falling. >< :P
-when he left, evelyn forced me to undress all of myself, then gave me a nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i got dried, creamed, rekitted. evelyn handed me sticky and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was my second cup of warm milo (i think evelyn gave me that instead of tea coz i asked for 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar in my cup. and she refused) and a toasted cheese - too bad, only with one slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin. - and ham sandwhich, cut into 4 squares/triangles. no mayo, either. :(
-i continued reading eragon out aloud for some time. evelyn forced me on roughly 20mins of left hand exercises, mainly squeezing the squishy balls today.
-around 6pm, evelyn fed me 3 half crackers.
-at 6:30, she Forced me to walk over to my TV chair and we watched 15mins of funniest home videos. lol, there was a dog being VACUUMED today, and he loved it! ><" :P
-at 6:45, evelyn Forced me to walk to the loo, also forcing me to dak myself. after i did a tinkle or two, she came back, forced me to pull my daks back up, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to my dining room chair.
-PIG mum signed her off and she rocked off like 5-10mins early, and will be back on ... tuesday, i think? wonder what we're cooking!
-PIG mum galloped (sp?):P back, and after forcing poor em on those ankle exercises dom dom had taught her, forced me on 35+ mins of left arm exercises, culminating in a forced march up to her room and back down. thanks to dear dad who accompanied me down. :)
-dinner: rice tonight, lotsa lettuce and kailan, and a little bit of yummy ham and egg. dinner was washed down with a yummy cup of soup boiled by PIG mum. i think it had carrot, tomato, corn and some beef. of course, PIG mum had to force my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate, but again, who am i to deny her that pleasure?
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flick on all the switches, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to my computer chair, also forcing me to bend down awkwardly to flip on all the switches.
-phew, i finished! i'll just check, then let PIG mum force poor em off to bed. hope to see everyone at church toms! and fingers crossed for some yummy lunch! i've had no luck with it this month at all. >< if i still can't get some toms, guess i'll just haveta have it when karen takes me out to the library come thursday.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
Friday, July 17, 2009
friday post
good evening, all! firstly, the spam count for the week is 197, and secondly, including hydro, em was hard at work today plodding 3662 steps. *sigh* i'm actually owed 3hrs online tonight to satisfy my pissy two-hour time limit that so pleases PIG mum to impose on me >< but she's already said that she'll only gimmee one hour online tonight coz she needs to go to work toms. fair enough. *sigh* anyways, what happened today?
-dear dad got up this morning to go to work. i swung myself around to use the pot :p once, then i cuddled my darling beloved bear bear and sang/counted myself back to sleep.
-PIG mum dug me up. i used the pot :p once more, got kitted then she made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the dining table for breakfast. it used to be that she'd just feed me a museli bar while i was seated on my bed, but no, it now appears she derives greater satisfaction at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. :( well, who am i to deny her that pleasure? i don't have the right. :(
-anyways, breakfast was a crunchy choc chip museli bar (of course, PIG mum forced my poor left hand to hold onto the bar while my right hand peeled it open) and a mug of warm milo.
-PIG mum made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, and she tootled us off to hydro, listening to my car CD. (and i won't mention it again coz that's what we listened to all day.)
-PIG mum made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into hydro. she also forced me to take off my shoes, splint and socks.
-ann stuck KAB onto my dumb/sick/crazy :P left ankle, and plopped me into the water.
-hydro today: walking forwards and sideways, squatting, some left arm/hand exercises, 4 rolls - 2 to each side, and my favourite head dunk at the end :p
-winched back out, PIG mum rolled me in for a nice warm hosing down.
-i went for a stinky unspeakable afterwards, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped we wipe.
-i got rekitted. PIG mum handed me sticky and made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car. off she tootled us off to fasta pasta for our lunch date with B1!
-sorry, PIG mum's forcing poor em off to bed now. >< just extra extra quickly
-yummy lunch with B1! fettucine cabonara for me!
-went to post office to lodge my passport application forms and stuff.
-home, karol tried to gimmee a shower. well, 'tried' coz there was no hot water again! >< so thanks to karol who boiled up the water nice and hot then showered me this way - hairwash today.
-arvo tea was my 2 yummy harsiubings! one custard, one chocolate, plus a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-karol gave my dumb/sick/crazy:p left hand/arm a massage, and i read eragon for awhile.
-around 6pm, karol fed me 2 half-crackers and half a glass of milk.
-i read eragon out aloud for a few pages, karol also forced me on 20mins of hand exercises. just the squeezy balls and dumbells today.
-karol Forced me to walk over to practise piano. my right hand supported my left in thunking out twinkle twinkle 3x, then played all the scales, some xmas carols, and some random song requests.
-at 6:45, karol Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to the dining room.
-she left at 7pm with my thanks and byes. lucky thing is having homemade potato chips for dinner!
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em on 40+ mins of exercises, culminating in a forced march up to her room and back down. i actually used her bathroom; no guesses as to who forced who to do all the dakking and un-dakking.
-dinner tonight:rice, lotsa wombok and a few small but yummy chunks of BBQ meat. dinner was washed down with a yummy cup of fruit and vegie juice.
-PIG mum made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to turn on all the switches, then made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer table. i also had to bend down and flick all the side switches on before i could pop online.
-phew, i finished! since i know PIG mum would rather EAT ME ALIVE o_O then let me catch a news article or two, i'd best just call it a night here. hope everyone has a great weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot - em was super happy to chat on the phone with dear grandma last night, who prayed with her. :)
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
-dear dad got up this morning to go to work. i swung myself around to use the pot :p once, then i cuddled my darling beloved bear bear and sang/counted myself back to sleep.
-PIG mum dug me up. i used the pot :p once more, got kitted then she made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the dining table for breakfast. it used to be that she'd just feed me a museli bar while i was seated on my bed, but no, it now appears she derives greater satisfaction at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. :( well, who am i to deny her that pleasure? i don't have the right. :(
-anyways, breakfast was a crunchy choc chip museli bar (of course, PIG mum forced my poor left hand to hold onto the bar while my right hand peeled it open) and a mug of warm milo.
-PIG mum made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, and she tootled us off to hydro, listening to my car CD. (and i won't mention it again coz that's what we listened to all day.)
-PIG mum made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into hydro. she also forced me to take off my shoes, splint and socks.
-ann stuck KAB onto my dumb/sick/crazy :P left ankle, and plopped me into the water.
-hydro today: walking forwards and sideways, squatting, some left arm/hand exercises, 4 rolls - 2 to each side, and my favourite head dunk at the end :p
-winched back out, PIG mum rolled me in for a nice warm hosing down.
-i went for a stinky unspeakable afterwards, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped we wipe.
-i got rekitted. PIG mum handed me sticky and made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car. off she tootled us off to fasta pasta for our lunch date with B1!
-sorry, PIG mum's forcing poor em off to bed now. >< just extra extra quickly
-yummy lunch with B1! fettucine cabonara for me!
-went to post office to lodge my passport application forms and stuff.
-home, karol tried to gimmee a shower. well, 'tried' coz there was no hot water again! >< so thanks to karol who boiled up the water nice and hot then showered me this way - hairwash today.
-arvo tea was my 2 yummy harsiubings! one custard, one chocolate, plus a cup of tea sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-karol gave my dumb/sick/crazy:p left hand/arm a massage, and i read eragon for awhile.
-around 6pm, karol fed me 2 half-crackers and half a glass of milk.
-i read eragon out aloud for a few pages, karol also forced me on 20mins of hand exercises. just the squeezy balls and dumbells today.
-karol Forced me to walk over to practise piano. my right hand supported my left in thunking out twinkle twinkle 3x, then played all the scales, some xmas carols, and some random song requests.
-at 6:45, karol Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to the dining room.
-she left at 7pm with my thanks and byes. lucky thing is having homemade potato chips for dinner!
-PIG mum galloped :P back to force poor em on 40+ mins of exercises, culminating in a forced march up to her room and back down. i actually used her bathroom; no guesses as to who forced who to do all the dakking and un-dakking.
-dinner tonight:rice, lotsa wombok and a few small but yummy chunks of BBQ meat. dinner was washed down with a yummy cup of fruit and vegie juice.
-PIG mum made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to turn on all the switches, then made (sorry, i've got no time to type it all out tonight, but go look at the top of last thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer table. i also had to bend down and flick all the side switches on before i could pop online.
-phew, i finished! since i know PIG mum would rather EAT ME ALIVE o_O then let me catch a news article or two, i'd best just call it a night here. hope everyone has a great weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot - em was super happy to chat on the phone with dear grandma last night, who prayed with her. :)
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
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