good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2473 steps today; TWFT topic's 'purity' and thirdly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FOUR MINUTES online after cathy leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work. then i cuddled florence, but we couldn't fall back asleep before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes", instead, i fell back asleep AFTER the fifteen minutes was up! XD
-when PIG mum returned, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap @ least five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with the faintest dab of marg and jam plus one warm mug of yummy horlicks. while PIG mum was upstairs changing, i spent the time, apart from munching breakfast to have a silentr chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off for writers' group! i stretched ela for about ten minutes, also opening and closing her palm one hundred times.
-writers' group, as always, was awesome. :) when gabby helped me to the loo and back, i let era open the tap lotsa and lotsa times, of course. morning tea was two slice of marble cake! actually, someone had also given me one slice of fruit loaf, but i'd taken one chomp from it, then squeaked, "eep! it's got nuts!" ><
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the bathroom, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt, where she went to get me a yummy chicken katsudon while i rang dearest dad, who was @ kangaroo point. PIG mum came back with my lunch, but restricted me to just drinking water. :(
-when i'd finished lunch, PIG mum tootled me home and i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-not only did useless ela fail to complete her required task (meaning vincent the bloody physio gleefully forced me to stand on the bloody wobble board for ten minutes), i also lost my immunity! >< meaning that tonight, i'll be singing of my very heartfelt complete hatred for an unfaithful god, but only softly, so i won't disturb dearest dad, who needs a good night's sleep coz he's working toms.
-PIG mum took me to their bathroom once before i left. nice, it's even got a disabled rail. :)
-back home, i plopped online. horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme buy a custard danish for arvo tea! ><"but i'll endure ... somehow.
-well, cathy should arrive in about thirty minutes' time. i've more or less given up hope that she'll feed me a decent arvo tea anymore. :(
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else it's just UQ physio toms morning and acupuncture in the arvo. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to see naz for a kebab!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
wednesday post70c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1901 and actually, i'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online, but PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9:30. :( but final, final events for today?
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she put my knickers on then one final one when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* dad had restricted me to only having fruit for arvo tea, but huge thanks to aunty alice who brought me over a nashi pear! :D i had that with one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i finished eating @ 5:15 and asked carol to please start massaging ela, but she refused, saying 'twas too early for her to start yet. so i waited five minutes then asked her again to please start massaging ela, but she still said 'twas too early and refused to start again. five more minutes passed, and i was just about to ask again, when suddenly, she started! ela got painted fairy floss colour with hundreds and thousands spots today.
-i forgot to ask carol if she meant pink fairy floss or white fairy floss. XD but carol's back on monday, is having leftover stew for dinner, and has no plans for the weekend yet.
-carol took me once more to the loo for two or three tinkles, before i returned online, signed her off and she left three minutes early.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on light FM, until dad said 'twas time to go. one more loo trip, then off we went!
-there wasn't any parking available, so dad dropped off PIG mum and i first before going elsewhere to find a park.
-the kwoks were already seated and browsing through the menu. i sat beside uncle calvin, who said he wanted to eat abalone!
-in the end, we ordered steamed fish, kailan and congee, that entree that the nice waitress had recommended us last time (pork and vegies in a wrap) and yummy sweet and sour pork. aunty catherine/ping yee told me that pole was teaching piano, joey was working, while poor tiffany and matthew were home studying.
-i ate 1.5 bowls of rice before dad suddenly decided that i had enough and wouldn't lemme have anymore. :(
-actually, nature just called. PIG mum was having a shower upstairs, and i couldn't be bothered asking dad to watch me there. successful trip without falling. :) final, final plodding total for wednesday? 2008. awesome, i just passed two grand. :) righteo, where was i?
-instead, i ate like FIVE orange slices for fruit! XD and drank one bowl of hot ... um, say 'sai-mai-low' in canto.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo. big gun chinese restaurant has this really cool, really loud handryer, that dries your hands really quickly! era and ela had fun playing inside that. XD
-also much thanks to PIG mum who helped me buckle my seatbelt when we left; my night vision's crap; i can't see well.
-dad tootled us home. obedient me went and pooped before coming online. XD
-toms: writer's group! that starts @ like 9:30, meaning i'll prolly have no time to fall back asleep after dad leaves for work. that's cool, i'll just have a long chat to percy the angel/saint instead. :)
-fingers crossed that i can have a chicken katsudon with a choc thickshake made with low-fat milk afterwards!
-coz i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards. ><
-cathy's coming to shower me in the arvo, but we're not going to garbo. :(
-anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. most importantly, ice-cream night tonight; yeah! :D
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she put my knickers on then one final one when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* dad had restricted me to only having fruit for arvo tea, but huge thanks to aunty alice who brought me over a nashi pear! :D i had that with one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i finished eating @ 5:15 and asked carol to please start massaging ela, but she refused, saying 'twas too early for her to start yet. so i waited five minutes then asked her again to please start massaging ela, but she still said 'twas too early and refused to start again. five more minutes passed, and i was just about to ask again, when suddenly, she started! ela got painted fairy floss colour with hundreds and thousands spots today.
-i forgot to ask carol if she meant pink fairy floss or white fairy floss. XD but carol's back on monday, is having leftover stew for dinner, and has no plans for the weekend yet.
-carol took me once more to the loo for two or three tinkles, before i returned online, signed her off and she left three minutes early.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on light FM, until dad said 'twas time to go. one more loo trip, then off we went!
-there wasn't any parking available, so dad dropped off PIG mum and i first before going elsewhere to find a park.
-the kwoks were already seated and browsing through the menu. i sat beside uncle calvin, who said he wanted to eat abalone!
-in the end, we ordered steamed fish, kailan and congee, that entree that the nice waitress had recommended us last time (pork and vegies in a wrap) and yummy sweet and sour pork. aunty catherine/ping yee told me that pole was teaching piano, joey was working, while poor tiffany and matthew were home studying.
-i ate 1.5 bowls of rice before dad suddenly decided that i had enough and wouldn't lemme have anymore. :(
-actually, nature just called. PIG mum was having a shower upstairs, and i couldn't be bothered asking dad to watch me there. successful trip without falling. :) final, final plodding total for wednesday? 2008. awesome, i just passed two grand. :) righteo, where was i?
-instead, i ate like FIVE orange slices for fruit! XD and drank one bowl of hot ... um, say 'sai-mai-low' in canto.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo. big gun chinese restaurant has this really cool, really loud handryer, that dries your hands really quickly! era and ela had fun playing inside that. XD
-also much thanks to PIG mum who helped me buckle my seatbelt when we left; my night vision's crap; i can't see well.
-dad tootled us home. obedient me went and pooped before coming online. XD
-toms: writer's group! that starts @ like 9:30, meaning i'll prolly have no time to fall back asleep after dad leaves for work. that's cool, i'll just have a long chat to percy the angel/saint instead. :)
-fingers crossed that i can have a chicken katsudon with a choc thickshake made with low-fat milk afterwards!
-coz i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards. ><
-cathy's coming to shower me in the arvo, but we're not going to garbo. :(
-anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. most importantly, ice-cream night tonight; yeah! :D
wednesday post70b
good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 908. righteo, continuing today's events?
-lol, aunty wendy arrived just as i was using the pot! :P meaning she got me kitted,out to the gobbling :P table anf fed with breakfast while PIG mum rushed out to have lunch with aunty vicky, the lucky thing.
-breakfast was a butter/margarine and jam toastie with a mug of warm horlicks.
-after i finished breakfast, aunty wendy took me to the loo and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-then i rang dearest dad and we chatted briefly for 1.5 or 2.5 minutes. dad was somewhere up north.
-aunty wendy went to make my bed/tidy my room, while i read howard's biography.
-@ 1pm, i asked aunty wendy to please feed me lunch.
-and wow, she really did bring me some lunch! some kinda vegetarian thick, clear vermicelli noodles with cucumber and carrot. then she mixed me one yummy mug of horlicks, coz the nesquik had gone AWOL.
-afterwards, aunty wendy sat and gave ela a massage for one hour. we just chatted; she told me that christine's cooking a mexican dinner for them tonight! wonder how that went?
-before she left, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo. then i tootled onto the computer and did my writer's group homework before plopping online myself for about fifteen minutes until carol arrived, two minutes early today.
-time to go! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-lol, aunty wendy arrived just as i was using the pot! :P meaning she got me kitted,out to the gobbling :P table anf fed with breakfast while PIG mum rushed out to have lunch with aunty vicky, the lucky thing.
-breakfast was a butter/margarine and jam toastie with a mug of warm horlicks.
-after i finished breakfast, aunty wendy took me to the loo and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-then i rang dearest dad and we chatted briefly for 1.5 or 2.5 minutes. dad was somewhere up north.
-aunty wendy went to make my bed/tidy my room, while i read howard's biography.
-@ 1pm, i asked aunty wendy to please feed me lunch.
-and wow, she really did bring me some lunch! some kinda vegetarian thick, clear vermicelli noodles with cucumber and carrot. then she mixed me one yummy mug of horlicks, coz the nesquik had gone AWOL.
-afterwards, aunty wendy sat and gave ela a massage for one hour. we just chatted; she told me that christine's cooking a mexican dinner for them tonight! wonder how that went?
-before she left, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo. then i tootled onto the computer and did my writer's group homework before plopping online myself for about fifteen minutes until carol arrived, two minutes early today.
-time to go! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
wednesday post70
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 578 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'anonymous but indispensable' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!! righteo, events for today?
-actually, sth happened last night:
-PIG mum chucked a spectacular cow at me last night. ><
-but i had an awesome sleep and nature didn't call until dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye this morning. :) after dad left @ 7:50, i had a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then florence and i happily cuddled and snored.
-actually, nature just called. >< new plodding total for wednesday, 645.
-actually, carol's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies? i mightn't be able to, coz aunty a's shouting (well, hopefully! XD) us and uncle calvin for dinner tonight! and toms:
-writer's group! fingers crossed for a yummy chicken katsudon and a choc thickshake with low fat milk for lun!
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards. ><
-cathy's coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, sth happened last night:
-PIG mum chucked a spectacular cow at me last night. ><
-but i had an awesome sleep and nature didn't call until dearest dad came and kissed me good-bye this morning. :) after dad left @ 7:50, i had a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then florence and i happily cuddled and snored.
-actually, nature just called. >< new plodding total for wednesday, 645.
-actually, carol's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies? i mightn't be able to, coz aunty a's shouting (well, hopefully! XD) us and uncle calvin for dinner tonight! and toms:
-writer's group! fingers crossed for a yummy chicken katsudon and a choc thickshake with low fat milk for lun!
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio afterwards. ><
-cathy's coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post58b
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1626. righteo, final events for tonight?
-cathy came one minute late, citing bad weather, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to her who rinsed my hair out for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i got creamed. i had one tinkle when she went to find PIG mum about some self-harm i'd done to myself (i.e. scratch XD) but none afterwards coz i suddenly felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-thanks to cathy who passed me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly', then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, cathy Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, then she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-*sigh* i'm doing a speech tonight, yet cathy STILL wouldn't gimme two slices of cheese! ><" but i had mayo (she got a :'( XD), meaning this week's all satisfied, yay!
-cathy Forced me to walk out to her car. some church uncle (uncle NSW?) was waiting inside his car for dad. funny that PIG mum only ever helps me with my seatbelt when there's someone to see her do it! XD
-cathy tootled us off to toastmasters, while the rain bucketed down.
-@ toastmasters, i told viktor i was nervous, and he just reminded me to speak slowly.
-only jordan, my introducer and evaluator, was late! i was originally slotted as first speaker, but actually went third, after amy and will. this time, i reached the end of my secondary schooling.
-then i got picked for table topics! my question was:"if you were scrapbooking, what pictures would you cut out?" i said recipes, coz i can't cook, horses coz i love horses, hunky guys (but who need audience suggestions :P) and wood stuff for dearest dad.
-during the break, i yakked with amy. she's got two quite young daughters, one's almost two, the other's a lil older. lol, amy did a speech today too, and pretended she was pregnant by stuffing things up her jumper! XD
-before we left, i thanked viktor for not throwing his gavel @ me. (i'd explained my hemianiopia (sp?) and apologised that i'd prolly only look to the left. viktor was seated on the right holding the gavel; i said, "if i forget to look your way, viktor, just throw the gavel @ me. but not too hard, i've already had one brain injury." XD)
-cathy took me once more to the loo before we left, and i once again let era open and close the tap lotsa times.
-we left together with sharon! she's three years older than me, BTW.
-cathy tootled me home. she's back on thurs.
-PIG mum saved me some dinner: rice, lotsa ... broccoli? lol, can't remember XD and some cicken. that was washed down with one yummy warm mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey. then i plopped online.
-toms: aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours. wonder if she'll bring me any lunch?
-in the arvo, i haveta write my writer's group homework! the topic's 'which country would you most like to visit and why?"
-also, wanna ring that number that jenny left last time she came for a meeting, to be used if my hours were further reduced. well, they haven't been cut, but summer's approaching, and i really need someone to help me out with a shower come sunday! anyways, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy came one minute late, citing bad weather, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to her who rinsed my hair out for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i got creamed. i had one tinkle when she went to find PIG mum about some self-harm i'd done to myself (i.e. scratch XD) but none afterwards coz i suddenly felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-thanks to cathy who passed me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly', then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, cathy Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, then she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-*sigh* i'm doing a speech tonight, yet cathy STILL wouldn't gimme two slices of cheese! ><" but i had mayo (she got a :'( XD), meaning this week's all satisfied, yay!
-cathy Forced me to walk out to her car. some church uncle (uncle NSW?) was waiting inside his car for dad. funny that PIG mum only ever helps me with my seatbelt when there's someone to see her do it! XD
-cathy tootled us off to toastmasters, while the rain bucketed down.
-@ toastmasters, i told viktor i was nervous, and he just reminded me to speak slowly.
-only jordan, my introducer and evaluator, was late! i was originally slotted as first speaker, but actually went third, after amy and will. this time, i reached the end of my secondary schooling.
-then i got picked for table topics! my question was:"if you were scrapbooking, what pictures would you cut out?" i said recipes, coz i can't cook, horses coz i love horses, hunky guys (but who need audience suggestions :P) and wood stuff for dearest dad.
-during the break, i yakked with amy. she's got two quite young daughters, one's almost two, the other's a lil older. lol, amy did a speech today too, and pretended she was pregnant by stuffing things up her jumper! XD
-before we left, i thanked viktor for not throwing his gavel @ me. (i'd explained my hemianiopia (sp?) and apologised that i'd prolly only look to the left. viktor was seated on the right holding the gavel; i said, "if i forget to look your way, viktor, just throw the gavel @ me. but not too hard, i've already had one brain injury." XD)
-cathy took me once more to the loo before we left, and i once again let era open and close the tap lotsa times.
-we left together with sharon! she's three years older than me, BTW.
-cathy tootled me home. she's back on thurs.
-PIG mum saved me some dinner: rice, lotsa ... broccoli? lol, can't remember XD and some cicken. that was washed down with one yummy warm mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey. then i plopped online.
-toms: aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours. wonder if she'll bring me any lunch?
-in the arvo, i haveta write my writer's group homework! the topic's 'which country would you most like to visit and why?"
-also, wanna ring that number that jenny left last time she came for a meeting, to be used if my hours were further reduced. well, they haven't been cut, but summer's approaching, and i really need someone to help me out with a shower come sunday! anyways, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, August 29, 2011
tuesday post58
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1203 steps today, and secondly, TWFT topic's "it's time to move on!" righteo, events for today?
-gee, i only had one lil cup of green tea last night. when then, did nature call like SIX times last night?!
-anyways, after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles then she got me kitted for today, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap like five times before letting me sit for breakfast.
-i buttered and jammed my own slice of toast for breakfast; dunno why PIG mum only let me have that lil jam; literally most of the toast was blank! >< she also gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era was spreading, for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before leaving; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day, too. as for me, i spent the trip until PIG mum entered coronation drive having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-before physio, i went once to the loo; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum used the loo herself.
-as per her usual horrid self, PIG mum flounced off downstairs to pay and pester poor margaret without bothering to pass me a gossip mag to read; luckily, there was a gentleman who passed me the madison mag i've been reading these past few weeks; he even picked it up for me when i sneezed and dropped it, and before he left said, "would you like me to get you any more mags?" :)
-my new student's name is matt; he's a GEM (graduate entry mature?) student like jake was!
-matt lent me a walkbelt and the broken blue broomstick handle to walk into the physio gym with.
-we started with some standing balance and cone work with era, then sat down and did general sit-to-stands, followed by some cone work for ela.
-this was followed (and i ended with) several laps of walking along the hallway.
-after one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled us home, again refusing to take me to little singapore for lunch, coz apparently everyone says it's disgusting.
-instead, she made us chicken burgers with cheese and mayo for lunch! originally, she was only gonna lemme have one: either cheese OR mayo, but then said she'd gimme both if i'd place ela up onto the table, which i did without hesitation. hey, ela's willing to endure a lil discomfort for a happy eft. :)
-lunch was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, sweetened with one small teaspoonful of honey, which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz she was too bust watching some soapie to notice me.
-so busy, in fact, she even refused to watch me walk safely to the loo! >< but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-and with perfect timing, i plopped online right @ 2pm. :) i've even got one entire hour left for myself online, now! :D
-cathy's coming to take me to toastmasters tonight! i'm doing my third speech! jordan's both introducing and evaluating me; i'm planning to wear my senior jersey!
-toms: aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours, then i've gotta do my writer's group homework! it's about which country i'd most like to visit. anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-gee, i only had one lil cup of green tea last night. when then, did nature call like SIX times last night?!
-anyways, after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles then she got me kitted for today, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap like five times before letting me sit for breakfast.
-i buttered and jammed my own slice of toast for breakfast; dunno why PIG mum only let me have that lil jam; literally most of the toast was blank! >< she also gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era was spreading, for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before leaving; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day, too. as for me, i spent the trip until PIG mum entered coronation drive having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-before physio, i went once to the loo; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum used the loo herself.
-as per her usual horrid self, PIG mum flounced off downstairs to pay and pester poor margaret without bothering to pass me a gossip mag to read; luckily, there was a gentleman who passed me the madison mag i've been reading these past few weeks; he even picked it up for me when i sneezed and dropped it, and before he left said, "would you like me to get you any more mags?" :)
-my new student's name is matt; he's a GEM (graduate entry mature?) student like jake was!
-matt lent me a walkbelt and the broken blue broomstick handle to walk into the physio gym with.
-we started with some standing balance and cone work with era, then sat down and did general sit-to-stands, followed by some cone work for ela.
-this was followed (and i ended with) several laps of walking along the hallway.
-after one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled us home, again refusing to take me to little singapore for lunch, coz apparently everyone says it's disgusting.
-instead, she made us chicken burgers with cheese and mayo for lunch! originally, she was only gonna lemme have one: either cheese OR mayo, but then said she'd gimme both if i'd place ela up onto the table, which i did without hesitation. hey, ela's willing to endure a lil discomfort for a happy eft. :)
-lunch was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, sweetened with one small teaspoonful of honey, which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz she was too bust watching some soapie to notice me.
-so busy, in fact, she even refused to watch me walk safely to the loo! >< but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-and with perfect timing, i plopped online right @ 2pm. :) i've even got one entire hour left for myself online, now! :D
-cathy's coming to take me to toastmasters tonight! i'm doing my third speech! jordan's both introducing and evaluating me; i'm planning to wear my senior jersey!
-toms: aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours, then i've gotta do my writer's group homework! it's about which country i'd most like to visit. anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 58e
argh, why does nature keep calling?! >< anyways, one more loo trip gives me a final plodding total ofb 4319. goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 58d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 4251. righteo, final, final events for today
-PIG mum woke up from pigland:P, immediately and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to hike the stairs three times. lol, it's the parents' anniversary, but i got a present too: PIG mum didn't gleefully force me to walk on the bloody treadmill, lol! XD
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce and yummy cauliflower, some fish.
-uncle colbert came along to see the parents; we asked him to please take photos for us! he raced back home to grab his camera, after suggesting to me first that i change outta my PJs. oops! XD
-well, i hope the parents liked their pressies. PIG mum was. not. impressed. with. hers. definitely! XD dad loved his, and called it 'mel' - 'Michael, Emily and Ling!' :D
-we all ate cake; dad also carved a huge chunk of it for uncle colbert to take home.
-i went once more to the loo before plopping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. it's a new batch of students!
-fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to the sushi train/maccas for lunch afterwards!
-cathy's coming in the arvo and taking me to toastmasters! speechfest; and i'm doing my third speech! eep! >< i'll practise it to bear bear tonight. :)
righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum woke up from pigland:P, immediately and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to hike the stairs three times. lol, it's the parents' anniversary, but i got a present too: PIG mum didn't gleefully force me to walk on the bloody treadmill, lol! XD
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce and yummy cauliflower, some fish.
-uncle colbert came along to see the parents; we asked him to please take photos for us! he raced back home to grab his camera, after suggesting to me first that i change outta my PJs. oops! XD
-well, i hope the parents liked their pressies. PIG mum was. not. impressed. with. hers. definitely! XD dad loved his, and called it 'mel' - 'Michael, Emily and Ling!' :D
-we all ate cake; dad also carved a huge chunk of it for uncle colbert to take home.
-i went once more to the loo before plopping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. it's a new batch of students!
-fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to the sushi train/maccas for lunch afterwards!
-cathy's coming in the arvo and taking me to toastmasters! speechfest; and i'm doing my third speech! eep! >< i'll practise it to bear bear tonight. :)
righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 58c
good evening again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3180. righteo, continuing events?
-i had my yummy packet of hello panda chocolate bikkies; PIG mum kindly moved the 4WD back to a free disabled car park. she came back and had an apple.
-after the second half, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled me off to the bakery to buy my yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk. :) dunno why she wouldn't lemme buy a custard danish for arvo tea, though, i haven't had one for THREE WEEKS!:(
-back home, i tucked into my lunch, and rang dearest dad, reminding him that he'd been married to PIG mum for twenty-seven years(he forgot XD)
-i plopped online briefly after lunch, then went once more to the loo before PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the physio's for my bloody torture session. ><
-only ela did so awesome, i even won TWO immunities! :D ela also grabbed two lollies before i left. XD
-back home, PIG mum ALMOST forgot to turn the alarm off. XD
-i plopped online until carol arrived, three minutes early today.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. then, after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-huge thanks to carol who saved me one small slice of her pork pie for arvo tea! you don't need to reheat it; you can just eat it @ room temperature. it even contains some jelly! (which i presume, is just pork fat). i also had one juicy pear and one mug of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, carol washed the dishes and started massaging ela.
-twenty-five minutes later, she took me to the toilet for two tinkles.
-i signed her off and she left three minutes early.
-gotta ring madam hippo now! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. have just rung her and yakked to her for just under twenty minutes, then went once more to the loo. final plodding total, 3255. bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i had my yummy packet of hello panda chocolate bikkies; PIG mum kindly moved the 4WD back to a free disabled car park. she came back and had an apple.
-after the second half, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled me off to the bakery to buy my yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk. :) dunno why she wouldn't lemme buy a custard danish for arvo tea, though, i haven't had one for THREE WEEKS!:(
-back home, i tucked into my lunch, and rang dearest dad, reminding him that he'd been married to PIG mum for twenty-seven years(he forgot XD)
-i plopped online briefly after lunch, then went once more to the loo before PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the physio's for my bloody torture session. ><
-only ela did so awesome, i even won TWO immunities! :D ela also grabbed two lollies before i left. XD
-back home, PIG mum ALMOST forgot to turn the alarm off. XD
-i plopped online until carol arrived, three minutes early today.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. then, after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-huge thanks to carol who saved me one small slice of her pork pie for arvo tea! you don't need to reheat it; you can just eat it @ room temperature. it even contains some jelly! (which i presume, is just pork fat). i also had one juicy pear and one mug of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, carol washed the dishes and started massaging ela.
-twenty-five minutes later, she took me to the toilet for two tinkles.
-i signed her off and she left three minutes early.
-gotta ring madam hippo now! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. have just rung her and yakked to her for just under twenty minutes, then went once more to the loo. final plodding total, 3255. bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, August 28, 2011
monday post 58b
heylo again! em's new plodding total now stands @2875 and i'm stil owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online after carol leaves!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work. then i cuddled florence and successfully fell back asleep for a lil while until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles when she came inside. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap like five times before letting me sit down.
-breakfast was one slice of bread with the faintest hint of marg and jam. i also drank one yummy warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'. while PIG mum was upstairs changing, i also a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-time to head out, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'where we are all day too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the logan TAFE. i stretched ela for fifteen minutes, then fully opened and closed her palm 100x before we arrived.
-but for some reason, today all the disabled parking was taken up! >< meaning PIG mum zoomed further away to park before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way to the classroom.
-luckily, we didn't need to go elsewhere today; just stayed inside the classroom and did worksheets.
-hey, carol's here now, and she remembered to bring me some pork pie!:D bbl with the rest of today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work. then i cuddled florence and successfully fell back asleep for a lil while until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles when she came inside. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap like five times before letting me sit down.
-breakfast was one slice of bread with the faintest hint of marg and jam. i also drank one yummy warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'. while PIG mum was upstairs changing, i also a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-time to head out, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'where we are all day too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the logan TAFE. i stretched ela for fifteen minutes, then fully opened and closed her palm 100x before we arrived.
-but for some reason, today all the disabled parking was taken up! >< meaning PIG mum zoomed further away to park before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way to the classroom.
-luckily, we didn't need to go elsewhere today; just stayed inside the classroom and did worksheets.
-hey, carol's here now, and she remembered to bring me some pork pie!:D bbl with the rest of today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 58
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2367 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'hold steady and let god work' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online when i get back home from a torture session with vincent the bloody physio!!anyways, there are several e-mails i wanna check, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post57c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday's now 3334. lol, why couldn't i walk one slightly bigger step and make my total a cool 3333?! ><" XD
-uncle colbert's over; aunty winnie made me some dumplings!! :D
-actually, uncle colbert's just left and i've just visited the loo one final time, meaning my final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3422.
-yay, thirty minutes left for myself online. :) hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-uncle colbert's over; aunty winnie made me some dumplings!! :D
-actually, uncle colbert's just left and i've just visited the loo one final time, meaning my final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3422.
-yay, thirty minutes left for myself online. :) hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post57b
hello again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 3256. righteo, continuing events?
-i went once more to the loo before pole and julz arrived.
-when they arrived, we went to play pictionary! pole's so adorable, she tried sound affects to convey what she was drawing, and julz was just unhelpful, with guesses like nuclear warhead?" XD
-we stopped the game when someone wanted to find out what snugglepot and cuddlepie looked like.
-after that, we went and banged around on the keyboard for awhile.
-before they left, i went once more to the loo. they last just after 5pm. dad's just come down, turned on the TV, and the broncos are leading souths, yay!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight, else it's just stupid TAFE in the morning followed by a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed that i can buy a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk home for lunch with dad, and a custard danish for arvo tea with carol!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went once more to the loo before pole and julz arrived.
-when they arrived, we went to play pictionary! pole's so adorable, she tried sound affects to convey what she was drawing, and julz was just unhelpful, with guesses like nuclear warhead?" XD
-we stopped the game when someone wanted to find out what snugglepot and cuddlepie looked like.
-after that, we went and banged around on the keyboard for awhile.
-before they left, i went once more to the loo. they last just after 5pm. dad's just come down, turned on the TV, and the broncos are leading souths, yay!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight, else it's just stupid TAFE in the morning followed by a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed that i can buy a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk home for lunch with dad, and a custard danish for arvo tea with carol!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, August 27, 2011
sunday post57
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3153 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the story of george mcclusckey'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's eight and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and SIXTEEN MINUTESMINUTES online after pole and julz leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-awesome sleep last night! :D nature didn't call until 7:50am, after which i spent the next ten minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, then falling back asleep with florence until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when PIG mum came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on the tap multiple times before letting me finally sitting down.
-i had one slice of toast with a miniscule fraction of marg and jam. i also drank one warm mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before drove us to church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-*sigh* dad went off @ me for some reason, and wouldn't drop me off in front of the little building for bible study; no, he disregarded the fact that we were already late! ><
-but bernard joined us for bible study this morning! 'twas good to see him. :)
-afterwards, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before gleefully FORCING :( me all the way down for morning tea.
-i had one cracker, one chip and one cup of orangish coloured cordial.
-then i went to tell the kiddies the story! aww, they're so cute! :)
-we made fans today, for father's day! aunty michelle always makes the best craft. ~
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back up to the 4WD, where dad tootled us home, refusing to take me to plaza for lunch, even though PIG mum had PROMISED that i could have chips! ><
-lol, instead, dad 'made' his own chips, only they were a poor imitation, with weid colouring, all limp and without any crunchiness! >< i also ate a mini bread roll with lotsa lettuce, some beef and some egg, and drank this packet of instant chicken noodle cup soup.
-then i went once more to the loo before plopping online. zero thanks to PIG mum who refused to watch me walk there, but i didn't fall. :)
-well, pole and julz should come in like thirty minutes; i'll haveta use the loo once more first. anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. they're actually not coming till 3:30. amended, then: i'm still owed FORTY-FOUR MINUTES online!!
-awesome sleep last night! :D nature didn't call until 7:50am, after which i spent the next ten minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, then falling back asleep with florence until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when PIG mum came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on the tap multiple times before letting me finally sitting down.
-i had one slice of toast with a miniscule fraction of marg and jam. i also drank one warm mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before drove us to church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-*sigh* dad went off @ me for some reason, and wouldn't drop me off in front of the little building for bible study; no, he disregarded the fact that we were already late! ><
-but bernard joined us for bible study this morning! 'twas good to see him. :)
-afterwards, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before gleefully FORCING :( me all the way down for morning tea.
-i had one cracker, one chip and one cup of orangish coloured cordial.
-then i went to tell the kiddies the story! aww, they're so cute! :)
-we made fans today, for father's day! aunty michelle always makes the best craft. ~
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back up to the 4WD, where dad tootled us home, refusing to take me to plaza for lunch, even though PIG mum had PROMISED that i could have chips! ><
-lol, instead, dad 'made' his own chips, only they were a poor imitation, with weid colouring, all limp and without any crunchiness! >< i also ate a mini bread roll with lotsa lettuce, some beef and some egg, and drank this packet of instant chicken noodle cup soup.
-then i went once more to the loo before plopping online. zero thanks to PIG mum who refused to watch me walk there, but i didn't fall. :)
-well, pole and julz should come in like thirty minutes; i'll haveta use the loo once more first. anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. they're actually not coming till 3:30. amended, then: i'm still owed FORTY-FOUR MINUTES online!!
saturday post56d
good evening again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3192. yay, i'm even over three grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, 'twas to immediately and gleefully FORCE :( poor em to hike the stairs three times, before gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-dad called dinner after that. rice tonight, with lotsa yummy cauliflower and broccoli, three slices of beef, one chunk of silver perch, and two small little but yummy chunks of potato. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, even gleefully refusing to watch me walk safely back coz she was too busy yakking to aunty ada.
-actually, i went once more just then. couldn't be bothered asking PIG mum to please watch me walk there coz i knew she wouldn't, and i didn't fall. :) meaning em's final, final plodding total for saturday's now 3328.
-toms: just church, nothing special. but i get arvo tea afterwards, coz i'm going to tell the little kiddies the story! hope some aunty makes a cool craft afterwards!
-and fingers crossed that dad'll take us to plaza for lunch afterwards! or @ least maccas ..
-also fingers crossed that i'll get some visitors; else fingers crossed for some good time online, and i can write my memoirs! i'm really starting to think i can't finish it before perky retires ... XD
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, 'twas to immediately and gleefully FORCE :( poor em to hike the stairs three times, before gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-dad called dinner after that. rice tonight, with lotsa yummy cauliflower and broccoli, three slices of beef, one chunk of silver perch, and two small little but yummy chunks of potato. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, even gleefully refusing to watch me walk safely back coz she was too busy yakking to aunty ada.
-actually, i went once more just then. couldn't be bothered asking PIG mum to please watch me walk there coz i knew she wouldn't, and i didn't fall. :) meaning em's final, final plodding total for saturday's now 3328.
-toms: just church, nothing special. but i get arvo tea afterwards, coz i'm going to tell the little kiddies the story! hope some aunty makes a cool craft afterwards!
-and fingers crossed that dad'll take us to plaza for lunch afterwards! or @ least maccas ..
-also fingers crossed that i'll get some visitors; else fingers crossed for some good time online, and i can write my memoirs! i'm really starting to think i can't finish it before perky retires ... XD
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post56c
good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1346. righteo, continuing events?
-a shower first for me - hairwash today. also thanks to sharon who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before sharon flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, before getting creamed. sharon rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after i rinsed under the chair, i held sharon's hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-first, sharon dried my hair for me, then she gave me the perfect arvo tea - that's thrice this month already! :D i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. sharon had a cup too - but she takes her tea without milk!
-after i finished, sharon gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes. she's back next saturday, but has one more job tonight before going home. she's left quiche lorraine for her kids' dinner tonight. she's got one attending canterbury, another attending groves and a third attending somewhere else.
-sharon took me once more to the toilet before leaving. she arrived today @ 4:04pm but left @ 6:01pm, refusing to stay till 6:04 coz she's still got one more job tonight, and it's still raining.
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on sth like 89.5 lightFM right now.
-anyways, aunty a's coming over for dinner tonight! fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner, else it's just church toms. i'm telling the story for the lil kiddies! i already practised it once to sharon this arvo; i should be alright. :)
cheers,
em. ^^
-a shower first for me - hairwash today. also thanks to sharon who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before sharon flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, before getting creamed. sharon rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after i rinsed under the chair, i held sharon's hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-first, sharon dried my hair for me, then she gave me the perfect arvo tea - that's thrice this month already! :D i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. sharon had a cup too - but she takes her tea without milk!
-after i finished, sharon gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes. she's back next saturday, but has one more job tonight before going home. she's left quiche lorraine for her kids' dinner tonight. she's got one attending canterbury, another attending groves and a third attending somewhere else.
-sharon took me once more to the toilet before leaving. she arrived today @ 4:04pm but left @ 6:01pm, refusing to stay till 6:04 coz she's still got one more job tonight, and it's still raining.
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on sth like 89.5 lightFM right now.
-anyways, aunty a's coming over for dinner tonight! fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner, else it's just church toms. i'm telling the story for the lil kiddies! i already practised it once to sharon this arvo; i should be alright. :)
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, August 26, 2011
saturday post56b
hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1057. yay, i'm over one grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more when PIG mum left for work @ 7:50am. i then spent the next ten minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, then falling back asleep with florence all the way until sharon, not sherraine, arrived!
-SHE'S LIKE TESS: BY "TEN MORE MINUTES" I ACTUALLY GET LIKE TWENTY! woah, sorry, shrieking! ><
-sharon got me kitted after two tinkles in the pot :P then led me over to brush my teeth. thanks to her who squirted some toothpaste out for me.
-afterwards, i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-breakfast wasn't ham and eggs, but BEEF and eggs! XD lol, guess dad just uses whatever he has leftover from dinner. XD
-afterwards, i wrote out questions for jack while sharon went and tidied my room.
-dad had left us instructions to make banana bread! i mainly read out the instructions and did the mixing; sharon did the rest.
-just after midday, sharon made me one mug of milo, sweetened with one teaspoonful of sugar, another one i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then she made me some fried rice for lunch! again, i beat the eggs for her; she'd cut up the ham whilst i was writing questions for jack.
-before sharon left, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. it's her son's thirteenth birthday today! welcome to the teen years, mate. ;)
-i read my john howard autobiography until dad gave me half a bowl of fried rice for lunch with about five strawberries. then i went over to write questions out for jack, going once more to the loo before he arrived.
-honestly, jack's improved so much since he first came here. :) we've almost finished james and the giant peach! think we're doing chapters thirty-three and thirty-four next week.
-actually, he's told me that he's considering staying further in australia to continue his study!
-jack walked behind me back to the computer then left, just as aunty ming arrived to pick him up.
-but oh dear, it's already 4:08pm and sharon hasn't arrived yet! >< actually, the doorbell just rang. :) righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more when PIG mum left for work @ 7:50am. i then spent the next ten minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, then falling back asleep with florence all the way until sharon, not sherraine, arrived!
-SHE'S LIKE TESS: BY "TEN MORE MINUTES" I ACTUALLY GET LIKE TWENTY! woah, sorry, shrieking! ><
-sharon got me kitted after two tinkles in the pot :P then led me over to brush my teeth. thanks to her who squirted some toothpaste out for me.
-afterwards, i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-breakfast wasn't ham and eggs, but BEEF and eggs! XD lol, guess dad just uses whatever he has leftover from dinner. XD
-afterwards, i wrote out questions for jack while sharon went and tidied my room.
-dad had left us instructions to make banana bread! i mainly read out the instructions and did the mixing; sharon did the rest.
-just after midday, sharon made me one mug of milo, sweetened with one teaspoonful of sugar, another one i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-then she made me some fried rice for lunch! again, i beat the eggs for her; she'd cut up the ham whilst i was writing questions for jack.
-before sharon left, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. it's her son's thirteenth birthday today! welcome to the teen years, mate. ;)
-i read my john howard autobiography until dad gave me half a bowl of fried rice for lunch with about five strawberries. then i went over to write questions out for jack, going once more to the loo before he arrived.
-honestly, jack's improved so much since he first came here. :) we've almost finished james and the giant peach! think we're doing chapters thirty-three and thirty-four next week.
-actually, he's told me that he's considering staying further in australia to continue his study!
-jack walked behind me back to the computer then left, just as aunty ming arrived to pick him up.
-but oh dear, it's already 4:08pm and sharon hasn't arrived yet! >< actually, the doorbell just rang. :) righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post56
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 846 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "you'll win!" and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online when jack leaves!! righteo, let's start out with last night's events first?
-after a dinner of two minute noodles and a toilet trip, dad tootled me off to SHINE fellowship. i almost didn't make it there, coz dad chucked a cow @ me for scratching somewhere i'm not allowed to scratch in public, but PIG mum told dad to drive me there anyway, phew.
-there were about twenty people attending last night; even christy jie and peter pie attended! wonder why?
i sang the harmony for the song 'ascribe greatness' during worship.
-dr. dr. tai sat beside me last night, and was my interpretor whenever i got stuck. actually, mid-way through last night, she suddenly said, 'emily, you're bleeding!" i was like, "huh?!' but she immediately reassured me and said, 'your pimple's just burst, that's all. here, wait and i'll get you some tissues." then she came back and gently dabbed my cheek with some wettened tissue. huh, i felt very safe with a dr. dr. looking after me. XD-
last night, a missionary that speaks both canto and japanese came to speak to us! she told us about her mission trips to china. apparently, there's this place on the freeway where EVERYONE drives @ 120km/hr!
-afterwards, we all split up to pray. i was with vicky, uncle kelvin, heidi and some other girl. they all prayed in canto; i prayed in english. XD
-there was even supper afterwards! thanks to heidi who passed me one little plastic cup of orange cordial, and dad who passed me one little bikkie.
-before i left, i went over and introduced myself to the missionary. "this must be your dad," she said to the man standing behind me. you two look the same!" XD
-dad tootled me home, repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-gotta go! bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-after a dinner of two minute noodles and a toilet trip, dad tootled me off to SHINE fellowship. i almost didn't make it there, coz dad chucked a cow @ me for scratching somewhere i'm not allowed to scratch in public, but PIG mum told dad to drive me there anyway, phew.
-there were about twenty people attending last night; even christy jie and peter pie attended! wonder why?
i sang the harmony for the song 'ascribe greatness' during worship.
-dr. dr. tai sat beside me last night, and was my interpretor whenever i got stuck. actually, mid-way through last night, she suddenly said, 'emily, you're bleeding!" i was like, "huh?!' but she immediately reassured me and said, 'your pimple's just burst, that's all. here, wait and i'll get you some tissues." then she came back and gently dabbed my cheek with some wettened tissue. huh, i felt very safe with a dr. dr. looking after me. XD-
last night, a missionary that speaks both canto and japanese came to speak to us! she told us about her mission trips to china. apparently, there's this place on the freeway where EVERYONE drives @ 120km/hr!
-afterwards, we all split up to pray. i was with vicky, uncle kelvin, heidi and some other girl. they all prayed in canto; i prayed in english. XD
-there was even supper afterwards! thanks to heidi who passed me one little plastic cup of orange cordial, and dad who passed me one little bikkie.
-before i left, i went over and introduced myself to the missionary. "this must be your dad," she said to the man standing behind me. you two look the same!" XD
-dad tootled me home, repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-gotta go! bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 53c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3828. goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, August 25, 2011
friday post 56b
hello again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 3433 and the new spam count for the week's now ten (ha, i made the double digits. XD). righteo, continuing events?
-after finding an interesting story to tell the lil kiddies on sunday, i read some news articles until aunty frances came to shower me.
-i held her hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty frances who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty frances flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. aunty frances rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-dunno why aunty frances wouldn't attach pedro back to my pants before i walked over to the sink. but hey, no biggie.
-back @ the computer, aunty frances had a surprise for me! she didn't manage to get me another poo (but i shouldn't complain, coz she already gave me two last year! XD) but instead, she got methis toy capsule with a pearl milk tea! :D
-she left precisely @ 5pm, PIG mum's gone back upstairs to pigland. :P
-off for my naruto fix now! if i don't come back tonight, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-after finding an interesting story to tell the lil kiddies on sunday, i read some news articles until aunty frances came to shower me.
-i held her hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty frances who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty frances flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. aunty frances rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-dunno why aunty frances wouldn't attach pedro back to my pants before i walked over to the sink. but hey, no biggie.
-back @ the computer, aunty frances had a surprise for me! she didn't manage to get me another poo (but i shouldn't complain, coz she already gave me two last year! XD) but instead, she got methis toy capsule with a pearl milk tea! :D
-she left precisely @ 5pm, PIG mum's gone back upstairs to pigland. :P
-off for my naruto fix now! if i don't come back tonight, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 56
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3316 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'looking forward to better days'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's nine (unusually low? it's always been into the double digits, and even triple digits last year!) and lastly, i'm still owed THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online after aunty frances comes and gives me a shower!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night, and once more as dearest dad left for work this morning. florence and i didn't fall back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," so i'm presuming i had a great sleep last night and didn't need any more rest. :)
-after i used the pot :P for three more tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap @ least five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast, spread exceedingly thinly with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam. i drank one yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly', and also took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', too.
-after i'd finished breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she listened first to jacky cheung's live concert. as for me, i spent the trip until we entered coronation drive having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, then stretching ela out until we reached UQ.
-i went once to the loo upon arrival; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went to wash and dry both hands while she went herself.
-PIG mum was her horrid self who refused to pass me any mag before flouncing off downstairs to pay and pester margaret, but luckily, there was a whole bunch of students waiting around in the hallway; i just craned my head around and asked one of them to please pass me a mag, which i happily browsed until jake came for me.
-only i got the weeks mixed up! >< today's his last day, and i didn't buy him a chocolate bar! ><
-not that i felt like giving him a chocolate bar when he and katrina stuck me up on that bloody tilt table for thirty minutes. XDmargaret wandered over to say hi. :)
-the tilt bloody table torture routine over, we settled into more usual stuff, like sit-to-stands and some cone work for ela. no therapeutic break was required today. XD
-when we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she tootled me off to see naz for lunch!
-naz asked where i'd been; i told him i'd had an MRI. after asking me how it went, i asked him, "did you remember to save me a big spud?" he laughed, replied, "i saved you a medium-sized spud." well, if what he fed me was medium, i wouldn't need any dinner after i ate a large one! XD
-i rang dearest dad while PIG mum went to get me an orange juice. he was @ west end, about to have lunch.
-after lunch, PIG mum took me once to the toilet before tootling me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-firstly, i give up on dodging that noisy alarm that alerts vincent to whenever someone enters. XD i'm too tall to duck under it, but too short to just jump over it. ><
-well, ela could only complete half her required task today, meaning vincent the bloody physio forced poor erf to get on the bloody wobble board for five minutes. >< but i sang him the 'joy to the world, the teacher's dead' song that narelle's daughter had taught me, only i swapped the word 'teacher' with 'physio'. XD
-when we left, PIG mum tootled us home and i went once to the loo before returning online. needless to say, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, there's about thirty minutes before aunty frances comes and showers me; i'm off to find a story for the lil kiddies; it's my turn for storytelling on sunday!
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else it's just SHINE fellowship tonight. sherraine's coming toms instead of tess; wonder if she can cook me any fried rice for lunch? jack's coming in the arvo; must remember to write questions for him. righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online later, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P three times last night, and once more as dearest dad left for work this morning. florence and i didn't fall back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," so i'm presuming i had a great sleep last night and didn't need any more rest. :)
-after i used the pot :P for three more tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap @ least five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast, spread exceedingly thinly with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam. i drank one yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly', and also took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', too.
-after i'd finished breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she listened first to jacky cheung's live concert. as for me, i spent the trip until we entered coronation drive having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, then stretching ela out until we reached UQ.
-i went once to the loo upon arrival; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went to wash and dry both hands while she went herself.
-PIG mum was her horrid self who refused to pass me any mag before flouncing off downstairs to pay and pester margaret, but luckily, there was a whole bunch of students waiting around in the hallway; i just craned my head around and asked one of them to please pass me a mag, which i happily browsed until jake came for me.
-only i got the weeks mixed up! >< today's his last day, and i didn't buy him a chocolate bar! ><
-not that i felt like giving him a chocolate bar when he and katrina stuck me up on that bloody tilt table for thirty minutes. XDmargaret wandered over to say hi. :)
-the tilt bloody table torture routine over, we settled into more usual stuff, like sit-to-stands and some cone work for ela. no therapeutic break was required today. XD
-when we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she tootled me off to see naz for lunch!
-naz asked where i'd been; i told him i'd had an MRI. after asking me how it went, i asked him, "did you remember to save me a big spud?" he laughed, replied, "i saved you a medium-sized spud." well, if what he fed me was medium, i wouldn't need any dinner after i ate a large one! XD
-i rang dearest dad while PIG mum went to get me an orange juice. he was @ west end, about to have lunch.
-after lunch, PIG mum took me once to the toilet before tootling me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-firstly, i give up on dodging that noisy alarm that alerts vincent to whenever someone enters. XD i'm too tall to duck under it, but too short to just jump over it. ><
-well, ela could only complete half her required task today, meaning vincent the bloody physio forced poor erf to get on the bloody wobble board for five minutes. >< but i sang him the 'joy to the world, the teacher's dead' song that narelle's daughter had taught me, only i swapped the word 'teacher' with 'physio'. XD
-when we left, PIG mum tootled us home and i went once to the loo before returning online. needless to say, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, there's about thirty minutes before aunty frances comes and showers me; i'm off to find a story for the lil kiddies; it's my turn for storytelling on sunday!
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else it's just SHINE fellowship tonight. sherraine's coming toms instead of tess; wonder if she can cook me any fried rice for lunch? jack's coming in the arvo; must remember to write questions for him. righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online later, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 57c
good evening again! em's new final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4572. yay, now i'm just over 4.5 grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-cathy Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. i had my yummy BBQ pork bun, one juicy pear and one mug of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i finished eating @ 5:20pm, asked cathy to please start massaging ela, but the lazy woman said 'twas too early for her to start yet. funny, then, how come she started five minutes later when i tried asking her again? XD ela got painted burgundy with sth like red dots.
-thirty minutes later, she stopped suddenly and refused to massage anymore.
-cathy Forced me to walk to the toilet for two tinkles, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, then Forced me to walk back to the computer desk.
-she's back on tuesday and taking me to toastmasters for speechfest! tonight, she's having subway, then taking her son josh to the chemist to buy some smelly stuff, coz his semi-formal's toms night!
-carol left @ 6:04pm after i signed her off.
-i tootled briefly online, listening to nine's news on 89.5FM until PIG mum awoke from pigland.
-she immediately and gleefully forced me offline, first gleefully FORCING :( me to plod the stairs thrice, then on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-i then went and sat on the comfy recliner sofa while she plodded her own twenty minutes.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for like fifteen minutes.
-dinner: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, about three wee chunks of chicken. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' coz PIG mum hadn't gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate.
-also thanks to dad who gave me about five juicy strawberries to eat. :)
-i went once more to the loo after dinner. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm online now. :) only i can't remember till when! prolly 9:30, hopefully 9:45! XD
-toms: UQ physio slightly earlier than usual. fingers crossed i can see naz for a spud afterwards; i haven't been to sultan's kebabs for two weeks!
-and i've prolly got another torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
-aunty frances is still on hols, i think; hope that new lady's nice!
-and SHINE fellowship @ night; some japanese/chinese missionary's speaking, i think.
-argh, nature calls, bbl. ><
-righteo, final, final plodding total, 4728. okies, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. i had my yummy BBQ pork bun, one juicy pear and one mug of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i finished eating @ 5:20pm, asked cathy to please start massaging ela, but the lazy woman said 'twas too early for her to start yet. funny, then, how come she started five minutes later when i tried asking her again? XD ela got painted burgundy with sth like red dots.
-thirty minutes later, she stopped suddenly and refused to massage anymore.
-cathy Forced me to walk to the toilet for two tinkles, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, then Forced me to walk back to the computer desk.
-she's back on tuesday and taking me to toastmasters for speechfest! tonight, she's having subway, then taking her son josh to the chemist to buy some smelly stuff, coz his semi-formal's toms night!
-carol left @ 6:04pm after i signed her off.
-i tootled briefly online, listening to nine's news on 89.5FM until PIG mum awoke from pigland.
-she immediately and gleefully forced me offline, first gleefully FORCING :( me to plod the stairs thrice, then on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-i then went and sat on the comfy recliner sofa while she plodded her own twenty minutes.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for like fifteen minutes.
-dinner: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, about three wee chunks of chicken. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' coz PIG mum hadn't gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate.
-also thanks to dad who gave me about five juicy strawberries to eat. :)
-i went once more to the loo after dinner. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i'm online now. :) only i can't remember till when! prolly 9:30, hopefully 9:45! XD
-toms: UQ physio slightly earlier than usual. fingers crossed i can see naz for a spud afterwards; i haven't been to sultan's kebabs for two weeks!
-and i've prolly got another torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
-aunty frances is still on hols, i think; hope that new lady's nice!
-and SHINE fellowship @ night; some japanese/chinese missionary's speaking, i think.
-argh, nature calls, bbl. ><
-righteo, final, final plodding total, 4728. okies, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 57b
good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 2403. yay, i just passed 2.4 grand. XD righteo, continuing events?
-cathy arrived four minutes late today and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. *sigh* PIG mum continually tries to make my life more and more difficult for me, instructing the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P that i haveta wash my own back and calves also. i can do it, but i do appreciate the help when i can get it. :(
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i got creamed, having another tinkle. cathy rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, c
-sh*t. bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy arrived four minutes late today and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. *sigh* PIG mum continually tries to make my life more and more difficult for me, instructing the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P that i haveta wash my own back and calves also. i can do it, but i do appreciate the help when i can get it. :(
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i got creamed, having another tinkle. cathy rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, c
-sh*t. bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
thursday post 57
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2073 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "don't worry, you will have enough!" and thirdly, em's still owed FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after cathy leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the next ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before cuddling florence and returning to our happy snorings.
-after PIG mum gabe me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, before feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable and returning to bed. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap @ least five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast exceedingly thinly spread with a dab of butter and strawberry jam. i also drank one warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also spent several more minutes leaning against the side rail and finishing my chat to percy.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to one of jacky cheung's live concerts all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to aunty anna's for our haircuts. as usual, i went first and got a 'high-class mushroom' cut, then PIG mum went next and got a high class 'shh-muk' haircut. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled us off to yum cha with uncle calvin and aunty catherine.
-lol, i've said before how much i hate yum cha, right? i ate several things, not enough to fill me, of ocurse, but i was satiated.
-after that, 'twas time for pincushion practice!
-i went once to the bathroom first; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela while PIG mum went herself. i also let era open the tap lotsa times.
-then we just sat and waited for dr. lin to call me in. horrid PIG mum wouldn't pass me a gossip mag, so i just sat and daydreamed until dr. lin was ready for me.
-while dr. lin was turning me into a pincushion, she and PIG mum just gossiped away. as for me, i just sang all my favourite song and ninety percent of my second-favourite song inside my head, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-after pincushion practice, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself, but again, i let era open the tap lotsa times when PIG mum also went again.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and again, BAHAHA!! she forgot to turn off the alarm! XD
-i tootled online, waiting for cathy. hmm ... she's already four mins late ... hope she remembers to come!
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else it's just UQ physio toms. fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to see naz for some lunch afterwards - it's already been two weeks!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P twice last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the next ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before cuddling florence and returning to our happy snorings.
-after PIG mum gabe me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, before feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable and returning to bed. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap @ least five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast exceedingly thinly spread with a dab of butter and strawberry jam. i also drank one warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also spent several more minutes leaning against the side rail and finishing my chat to percy.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to one of jacky cheung's live concerts all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to aunty anna's for our haircuts. as usual, i went first and got a 'high-class mushroom' cut, then PIG mum went next and got a high class 'shh-muk' haircut. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled us off to yum cha with uncle calvin and aunty catherine.
-lol, i've said before how much i hate yum cha, right? i ate several things, not enough to fill me, of ocurse, but i was satiated.
-after that, 'twas time for pincushion practice!
-i went once to the bathroom first; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela while PIG mum went herself. i also let era open the tap lotsa times.
-then we just sat and waited for dr. lin to call me in. horrid PIG mum wouldn't pass me a gossip mag, so i just sat and daydreamed until dr. lin was ready for me.
-while dr. lin was turning me into a pincushion, she and PIG mum just gossiped away. as for me, i just sang all my favourite song and ninety percent of my second-favourite song inside my head, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-after pincushion practice, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself, but again, i let era open the tap lotsa times when PIG mum also went again.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and again, BAHAHA!! she forgot to turn off the alarm! XD
-i tootled online, waiting for cathy. hmm ... she's already four mins late ... hope she remembers to come!
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else it's just UQ physio toms. fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to see naz for some lunch afterwards - it's already been two weeks!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post69c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 3313. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland :P and gleefully immediately forced me offline, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, she gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the bloody stairs three times. ><
-then, to end, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill, before claiming to plod her own twenty minutes while i got my feet toasted :P, while dad and i watched ABC's news.
-dinner: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, two wee chunks of yummy potato and several wee chunks of beef.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for about twenty minutes.
-one more loo trip for me before i returned online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i was stupid. >< i asked PIG mum could i please stay online till 10pm tonight, seeing as we're not going for haircuts till 11am. PIG mum chucked some cow @ me, then decided she'd gleefully force me off to bed @ 9pm. ><
-toms: late morning haircuts. fingers crossed we can hit dong fong/sunnybank oriental for lunch afterwards! then it's pincushion practice, before cathy comes and showers me toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland :P and gleefully immediately forced me offline, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, she gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the bloody stairs three times. ><
-then, to end, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill, before claiming to plod her own twenty minutes while i got my feet toasted :P, while dad and i watched ABC's news.
-dinner: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, two wee chunks of yummy potato and several wee chunks of beef.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for about twenty minutes.
-one more loo trip for me before i returned online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but i was stupid. >< i asked PIG mum could i please stay online till 10pm tonight, seeing as we're not going for haircuts till 11am. PIG mum chucked some cow @ me, then decided she'd gleefully force me off to bed @ 9pm. ><
-toms: late morning haircuts. fingers crossed we can hit dong fong/sunnybank oriental for lunch afterwards! then it's pincushion practice, before cathy comes and showers me toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
wednesday post69b
good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2006. yay, i just passed two grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-carol arrived almost four minutes today; PIG mum then spent almost the next fifteen yakking to her about something.
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after carol rinsed under the floor for me, she Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i had my yummy BBQ pork bun. carol made me a cuppa, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, i asked carol please to start massaging ela; instead, she struck up some chat with dad and didn't start till 5:35pm.
-twenty minutes later, she Forced me to walk to the loo for two tinkles. afterwards, she Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, before she Forced me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she's back on monday, and is having pork pie for dinner tonight! lol, i've only ever tried beef pies, but never pork; carol says she'll bring me one slice to try on monday! hope she remembersw! :)
-just listening to nine's news simulcast on lightFM right now.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner! and must remember that tonight is ice-cream night! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
-carol arrived almost four minutes today; PIG mum then spent almost the next fifteen yakking to her about something.
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after carol rinsed under the floor for me, she Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i had my yummy BBQ pork bun. carol made me a cuppa, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, i asked carol please to start massaging ela; instead, she struck up some chat with dad and didn't start till 5:35pm.
-twenty minutes later, she Forced me to walk to the loo for two tinkles. afterwards, she Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, before she Forced me to walk back to the computer.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she's back on monday, and is having pork pie for dinner tonight! lol, i've only ever tried beef pies, but never pork; carol says she'll bring me one slice to try on monday! hope she remembersw! :)
-just listening to nine's news simulcast on lightFM right now.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner! and must remember that tonight is ice-cream night! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
wednesday post69
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1698 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'knowing where you stand with god' and thirdly, i'm still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after carol leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled florence and successfully fell back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i used the pot :P once for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap around five times before finally letting me sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast that PIG mum spread exceedingly lightly with butter and yummy strawberry jam. i also drank one yummy warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly', when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-i went once more to the loo before leaving. of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned against the side rail and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. we listened to some jacky cheung live concert all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. after she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, ela immediately went and grabbed a lolly from the lollyjar. XD
-but stupid ela couldn't perform her required task, and vincent the bloody physio gleefully forced me to stand for ages on the bloody wobble board. >< but @ least i didn't fall today. :) and ela also grabbed another lolly on the way out. XD
-PIG mum tootled us home, where both aunty wendy and aunty wendy were waiting for us!
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo first, then i sat down and kept reading my book club novel. it's bloody boring! XD
-cherish dropped by for a chat. and guess what?! she's PREGNANT! :D only her and her partner aren't planning to get married till end next year. the coolest thing's that the baby's due near my bday! :)
-aunty wendy fed me one pear and seven boiled dumplings for lunch. she explained she couldn't fry them like she normally did coz they were too thin. she also mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik, which i drank 'incorrectly', of course.
-aunty wendy started massaging ela @ 1pm, stopping halfway through to take me once more to the loo for one tinkle.
-when PIG mum returned home from eating lunch out, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo, before i turned on the computer and plopped online.
-carol should be here in about thirty minutes or so, and PIG mum's brought me back a char siu bun back for arvo tea! :D
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online later, else it's haircuts in the morning for both me and PIG mum, then pincushion practice in the arvo. XD wonder if i can persuade PIG mum to take me to dong fong/sunnybank oriental for lunch? i haven't been there for ages!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P three times last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled florence and successfully fell back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i used the pot :P once for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap around five times before finally letting me sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast that PIG mum spread exceedingly lightly with butter and yummy strawberry jam. i also drank one yummy warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly', when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-i went once more to the loo before leaving. of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned against the side rail and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. we listened to some jacky cheung live concert all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. after she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside, ela immediately went and grabbed a lolly from the lollyjar. XD
-but stupid ela couldn't perform her required task, and vincent the bloody physio gleefully forced me to stand for ages on the bloody wobble board. >< but @ least i didn't fall today. :) and ela also grabbed another lolly on the way out. XD
-PIG mum tootled us home, where both aunty wendy and aunty wendy were waiting for us!
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo first, then i sat down and kept reading my book club novel. it's bloody boring! XD
-cherish dropped by for a chat. and guess what?! she's PREGNANT! :D only her and her partner aren't planning to get married till end next year. the coolest thing's that the baby's due near my bday! :)
-aunty wendy fed me one pear and seven boiled dumplings for lunch. she explained she couldn't fry them like she normally did coz they were too thin. she also mixed me one yummy chocolate nesquik, which i drank 'incorrectly', of course.
-aunty wendy started massaging ela @ 1pm, stopping halfway through to take me once more to the loo for one tinkle.
-when PIG mum returned home from eating lunch out, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo, before i turned on the computer and plopped online.
-carol should be here in about thirty minutes or so, and PIG mum's brought me back a char siu bun back for arvo tea! :D
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online later, else it's haircuts in the morning for both me and PIG mum, then pincushion practice in the arvo. XD wonder if i can persuade PIG mum to take me to dong fong/sunnybank oriental for lunch? i haven't been there for ages!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post57b
good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2281. righteo, final, final events for today?
-cathy Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to her who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy rturned the nice hot water off, cathy dried me and i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, then i stood up and went over to the loo, coz i realised i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable. cathy passed me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly, and i pooped. XD
-cathy came back, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* i used to be able to trust cathy for a good arvo tea, alas, not ony more. my toastie only had one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but @ least i got mayo, meaning this week's all satisfied!
-dearest dad arrived home just as cathy and i were leaving. i also wrote out dearest dad's and PIG mum's anniversary card out for them.
-when we left, PIG mum helped me buckle my seatbelt. lol, how come she only ever does that when there's someone to see her? XD
-cathy tootled me off to toastmasters, listening to b105.
-she took me once to the loo when we arrived, and i let era open the tap lotsa times.
-tonight was awesome~ viktor delivered his speech about free range eggs, and we also got two icebreakers!
-best of all, steph baked cookies! i got two. ;D
-after the break, zaida chose me for table topics! my question was 'where would you go for a family holiday and why?" i answered hong kong, of course, because all my family's there! i also added that bit about red pockets, and to the guest that was also from hong kong, i said in canto, "happy CNY. gimme a red pocket!" XD
-afterwards, cathy took me to the loo once more. i also let era open the tap lotsa times again, and lotsa times again when cathy was blowdrying her hands.
-cathy tootled me home. she's back on thursday.
-coz we've a speechfest next tuesday, cathy reminded me to ring alice and tell her to please make sure someone's taking me. she says she thinks she's available.
-dinner was rice, lotsa some vegetable and some chicken.
-then i popped online. :)
-toms: argh, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio @ 10:30. >< on the chance that i survive that, aunty wendy's coming @ 11:30, then carol's here in the arvo. hopefully PIG mum'll gimme some yummy arvo tea! and best of all, ice-cream night toms night! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to her who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy rturned the nice hot water off, cathy dried me and i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, then i stood up and went over to the loo, coz i realised i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable. cathy passed me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly, and i pooped. XD
-cathy came back, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* i used to be able to trust cathy for a good arvo tea, alas, not ony more. my toastie only had one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but @ least i got mayo, meaning this week's all satisfied!
-dearest dad arrived home just as cathy and i were leaving. i also wrote out dearest dad's and PIG mum's anniversary card out for them.
-when we left, PIG mum helped me buckle my seatbelt. lol, how come she only ever does that when there's someone to see her? XD
-cathy tootled me off to toastmasters, listening to b105.
-she took me once to the loo when we arrived, and i let era open the tap lotsa times.
-tonight was awesome~ viktor delivered his speech about free range eggs, and we also got two icebreakers!
-best of all, steph baked cookies! i got two. ;D
-after the break, zaida chose me for table topics! my question was 'where would you go for a family holiday and why?" i answered hong kong, of course, because all my family's there! i also added that bit about red pockets, and to the guest that was also from hong kong, i said in canto, "happy CNY. gimme a red pocket!" XD
-afterwards, cathy took me to the loo once more. i also let era open the tap lotsa times again, and lotsa times again when cathy was blowdrying her hands.
-cathy tootled me home. she's back on thursday.
-coz we've a speechfest next tuesday, cathy reminded me to ring alice and tell her to please make sure someone's taking me. she says she thinks she's available.
-dinner was rice, lotsa some vegetable and some chicken.
-then i popped online. :)
-toms: argh, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio @ 10:30. >< on the chance that i survive that, aunty wendy's coming @ 11:30, then carol's here in the arvo. hopefully PIG mum'll gimme some yummy arvo tea! and best of all, ice-cream night toms night! hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, August 22, 2011
tuesday post57
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1797 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'you can get beyond the past' and thirdly, i'm still owed THIRTY-ONE MINUTES online after i get home from toastmasters tonight!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled florence and successfully fell back asleep again before PIG mum came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the taps @ least five times before letting me sit.
-actually, coZ we were running late, PIG mum buttered and jammed :Pone slice of bread for me. i also drank one yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum popped me some drugs :P one garlic, one bilberry, one garlic and two fish oil.
-after taking those, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. we listened to jacky cheung's live concert from about 2007, and of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day.
PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. once she entered the highway, i closed both eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom upon arrival, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then i went over to wash and dry both hands while she used the loo herself.
-of course, horrid PIG mum flounced off to py and pester margaret without bothering to pass me a magazine first. luckily, though, some man passed along the corridor about two minutes after PIG mum had left, and kindly passed me the madison magazine to browse until the dark skinned student came for me (forgot her name, sorry).
-she gave me the blue broken broomstick to walk inside with.
-oh, sh*t. >< the bloody tilt table was back. >< first activity, going on that for around twenty minutes. OWW. >< but huge thanks to lynette who came to hold era's hand. :)
-afterwards, jake came back with his bung left knee, all strapped up.
-i did several sit-to-stands with him, then ela did some cone work and finally i trudged four laps with him along the corridor. the lady from the musculo-skeletal clinic wandered out to say hi.
-i finished with some more standing balance and cone work for era before calling it quits.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more, then started driving us home.
-only there was a crash on the highway, and we were stuck there for, like, FORTY MINUTES ><"
-by the time we made it back to warrigal rd., PIG mum was too hungry to take me for lunch @ sushi train. actually, she was even too hungry to make me walk out to buy the pork salad roll myself! i just waited in the 4WD and yelled "thanks!" to the lady manning the counter. she just laughed, waved back @ me and called, "bye!"
-back home, i went once more to the loo (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then sat down and enjoyed my yummy pork salad roll and one mug of chocolate milk. :)
-after that, i plopped online.
-cathy's coming soon, and taking me to toastmasters tonight! :D but curse kris, she's the one that's left me without any dinner. ><
-toms: one torture session with vincent the bloody physio, then aunty wendy's coming to mind me. think cherish is coming, too. anyhow, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. good timing, cathy's just arrived. :)
-i used the pot :P twice last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled florence and successfully fell back asleep again before PIG mum came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the taps @ least five times before letting me sit.
-actually, coZ we were running late, PIG mum buttered and jammed :Pone slice of bread for me. i also drank one yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum popped me some drugs :P one garlic, one bilberry, one garlic and two fish oil.
-after taking those, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. we listened to jacky cheung's live concert from about 2007, and of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day.
PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. once she entered the highway, i closed both eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom upon arrival, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then i went over to wash and dry both hands while she used the loo herself.
-of course, horrid PIG mum flounced off to py and pester margaret without bothering to pass me a magazine first. luckily, though, some man passed along the corridor about two minutes after PIG mum had left, and kindly passed me the madison magazine to browse until the dark skinned student came for me (forgot her name, sorry).
-she gave me the blue broken broomstick to walk inside with.
-oh, sh*t. >< the bloody tilt table was back. >< first activity, going on that for around twenty minutes. OWW. >< but huge thanks to lynette who came to hold era's hand. :)
-afterwards, jake came back with his bung left knee, all strapped up.
-i did several sit-to-stands with him, then ela did some cone work and finally i trudged four laps with him along the corridor. the lady from the musculo-skeletal clinic wandered out to say hi.
-i finished with some more standing balance and cone work for era before calling it quits.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more, then started driving us home.
-only there was a crash on the highway, and we were stuck there for, like, FORTY MINUTES ><"
-by the time we made it back to warrigal rd., PIG mum was too hungry to take me for lunch @ sushi train. actually, she was even too hungry to make me walk out to buy the pork salad roll myself! i just waited in the 4WD and yelled "thanks!" to the lady manning the counter. she just laughed, waved back @ me and called, "bye!"
-back home, i went once more to the loo (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then sat down and enjoyed my yummy pork salad roll and one mug of chocolate milk. :)
-after that, i plopped online.
-cathy's coming soon, and taking me to toastmasters tonight! :D but curse kris, she's the one that's left me without any dinner. ><
-toms: one torture session with vincent the bloody physio, then aunty wendy's coming to mind me. think cherish is coming, too. anyhow, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. good timing, cathy's just arrived. :)
monday post 57c
good evening again! em's new final plodding total now stands @ 4804. righteo, continuing events?
-when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline, i went to do a stinky unspeakable. thanks to PIG mum who passed me two mugs of water. i also lent against the siderail and had a slightly tearful, very quiet chat to percy, explaining to him i really didn't understand why god hated me so much.
-after i finished, zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced me to un-dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs three times. i'm kinda cranky, coz i promised uncle tyrone i'd climb then once each day, not more! ><
-fifteen minutes left; typetypetype~
-after that, 'twas time for piano practice. i made sure i played my second-favourite song several times.
-dinner: rice, lotsa not too icky (coz 'twas boiled) bitter vegetable, lotsa choy sum and three thin slices of soup pork. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i returned online till nature called. it's really a sad day when your mother decides that her own dinner's more important to her than watching her only disabled daughter walking safely to the bathroom. but i didn't fall. :)
-then leanne rang! we chatted for just under fifteen minutes, when her mobile battery went flat. XD
-i went once more to the loo after that; this time, PIG mum's excuse why she wouldn't watch me walk there was coz she was ringing aunty a. *sigh*
-toms: physio @ UQ. hopefully PIG mum'll remember her promise to lemme have a pork salad roll for lunch! :)
-cathy's coming and taking me to toastmasters! :D *sigh* but i've given up on getting dinner ... ><
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline, i went to do a stinky unspeakable. thanks to PIG mum who passed me two mugs of water. i also lent against the siderail and had a slightly tearful, very quiet chat to percy, explaining to him i really didn't understand why god hated me so much.
-after i finished, zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced me to un-dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs three times. i'm kinda cranky, coz i promised uncle tyrone i'd climb then once each day, not more! ><
-fifteen minutes left; typetypetype~
-after that, 'twas time for piano practice. i made sure i played my second-favourite song several times.
-dinner: rice, lotsa not too icky (coz 'twas boiled) bitter vegetable, lotsa choy sum and three thin slices of soup pork. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i returned online till nature called. it's really a sad day when your mother decides that her own dinner's more important to her than watching her only disabled daughter walking safely to the bathroom. but i didn't fall. :)
-then leanne rang! we chatted for just under fifteen minutes, when her mobile battery went flat. XD
-i went once more to the loo after that; this time, PIG mum's excuse why she wouldn't watch me walk there was coz she was ringing aunty a. *sigh*
-toms: physio @ UQ. hopefully PIG mum'll remember her promise to lemme have a pork salad roll for lunch! :)
-cathy's coming and taking me to toastmasters! :D *sigh* but i've given up on getting dinner ... ><
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 57b
hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3771. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work shortly before 8am. then i cuddled florence and successfully fell back asleep briefly before PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap around five times before letting me sit.
-guess we were running late, coz PIG mum jammed one slice of toast for me. *sigh* i guess she won't gimme any butter coz she never uses any herself. :(
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. we listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to TAFE. i spent the entire trip with both eyes closed and having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom upon arrival, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the classroom.
-we began with some sample questions to ask english students about.
-at morning tea, PIG mum fed me another yummy pack of hello panda bikkies.
-for the second half, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to some classroom, where i practised some questions with two ladies. i can't write anything about them though, coz it's all confidential.
-before we left, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the library, where bronwyn had some speaking english class going on.
-when we finally left, i rang dearest dad from the 4WD. the poor man was so busy today, he'd already left house! >< anyways, when we hung up, i asked PIG mum could we please have lunch @ the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant, and she said yes!
-><"! but it had gone! like, closed down! dunno why, it never gave any indication, nor did it look like customer numbers were dwindling whenever PIG mum and i were there! ><"
-instead, PIG mum took me for lunch @ the korean place @ warrigal square that pole plop recommended, and we not only saw aunty anne and kathy there, we also saw ben!
-dearest dad's just arrived home. :) wonder if PIG mum'll come rushing downstairs, pretending like she's been up and about all along? XD
-i had some crispy chicken with rice thing; PIG mum had some spicy hotpot with beef thing.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to see kelvin the dentist. both disabled carparks weren't available when we arrived, so she just quickly hit the hazard lights and walked me inside first before dashing outside to repark the car. i browsed the second-newest edition of the who magazine while waiting for her to come back.
-when she did, we both went once to the loo before returning outside to read more gossip magazines.
-my turn, PIG mum walked me inside and said hello to kelvin.
-i sat down, popped in the mouth splint and demonstrated the sliding thing it did. he took it out and, for want of a better term, sanded it. XD i also asked him to show me that he still had all five fingers (coz i always worry that some patient will snap their jaws shut and bite his fingers off! XD), which he did with a laugh. funny, though, how come he does his dental things without wearing a surgical mask, while his assistant wears one? XD
-don't think i'm due to see him again until the end of this year/beginning of next year! i made sure to say merry christmas in advance. XD
-PIG mum tootled us home and i tootled online until carol came, six minutes early today.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye completely shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, i had one more tinkle when she was putting my knickers on, and one last one when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-PIG mum set aside two mini muffins and one pear for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-i finished arvo tea @ 5:10pm and asked carol to please start massaging ela, but she refused, saying 'twas too early. five minutes later, she was washing the dishes, meaning she didn't start till about 5:20pm.
-exactly thirty minutes later, she stopped, put my kakashi jumper/jacket on and took me to the loo once more for one tinkle.
-she also fed hungry thrice, after which i signed her off and she left six minutes early. she's back come wednesday.
-well, PIG mum's just woken up from pigland. XD
-i tried ringing leanne about 1.25 hours ago, but she said she was leaving for BSF right then, but would call me once she got back.
-anyways, off to check e-mail now; fingers crossed i can bbl! else it's just UQ physio toms. hope PIG mum remembers her promise of a pork salad roll for lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P several times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work shortly before 8am. then i cuddled florence and successfully fell back asleep briefly before PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap around five times before letting me sit.
-guess we were running late, coz PIG mum jammed one slice of toast for me. *sigh* i guess she won't gimme any butter coz she never uses any herself. :(
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. we listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to TAFE. i spent the entire trip with both eyes closed and having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom upon arrival, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the classroom.
-we began with some sample questions to ask english students about.
-at morning tea, PIG mum fed me another yummy pack of hello panda bikkies.
-for the second half, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to some classroom, where i practised some questions with two ladies. i can't write anything about them though, coz it's all confidential.
-before we left, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the library, where bronwyn had some speaking english class going on.
-when we finally left, i rang dearest dad from the 4WD. the poor man was so busy today, he'd already left house! >< anyways, when we hung up, i asked PIG mum could we please have lunch @ the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant, and she said yes!
-><"! but it had gone! like, closed down! dunno why, it never gave any indication, nor did it look like customer numbers were dwindling whenever PIG mum and i were there! ><"
-instead, PIG mum took me for lunch @ the korean place @ warrigal square that pole plop recommended, and we not only saw aunty anne and kathy there, we also saw ben!
-dearest dad's just arrived home. :) wonder if PIG mum'll come rushing downstairs, pretending like she's been up and about all along? XD
-i had some crispy chicken with rice thing; PIG mum had some spicy hotpot with beef thing.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to see kelvin the dentist. both disabled carparks weren't available when we arrived, so she just quickly hit the hazard lights and walked me inside first before dashing outside to repark the car. i browsed the second-newest edition of the who magazine while waiting for her to come back.
-when she did, we both went once to the loo before returning outside to read more gossip magazines.
-my turn, PIG mum walked me inside and said hello to kelvin.
-i sat down, popped in the mouth splint and demonstrated the sliding thing it did. he took it out and, for want of a better term, sanded it. XD i also asked him to show me that he still had all five fingers (coz i always worry that some patient will snap their jaws shut and bite his fingers off! XD), which he did with a laugh. funny, though, how come he does his dental things without wearing a surgical mask, while his assistant wears one? XD
-don't think i'm due to see him again until the end of this year/beginning of next year! i made sure to say merry christmas in advance. XD
-PIG mum tootled us home and i tootled online until carol came, six minutes early today.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye completely shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, i had one more tinkle when she was putting my knickers on, and one last one when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-PIG mum set aside two mini muffins and one pear for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-i finished arvo tea @ 5:10pm and asked carol to please start massaging ela, but she refused, saying 'twas too early. five minutes later, she was washing the dishes, meaning she didn't start till about 5:20pm.
-exactly thirty minutes later, she stopped, put my kakashi jumper/jacket on and took me to the loo once more for one tinkle.
-she also fed hungry thrice, after which i signed her off and she left six minutes early. she's back come wednesday.
-well, PIG mum's just woken up from pigland. XD
-i tried ringing leanne about 1.25 hours ago, but she said she was leaving for BSF right then, but would call me once she got back.
-anyways, off to check e-mail now; fingers crossed i can bbl! else it's just UQ physio toms. hope PIG mum remembers her promise of a pork salad roll for lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, August 21, 2011
monday post 57
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3512 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'live'! and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-ONE MINUTES online after carol leaves!! but she's here now, so bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post56b
goods evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2266. righteo, continuing events?
-PIG mum kindly passed me one mug of water, then i went and did a stinky unspeakable while she was singing in the shower. (okay, well she didn't sing loud enough for me to hear. this time. XD)
-actually, this BUG crawled out while i was sitting over the loo! o_O i stomped on it, and it 'died', but like one minute later, it's legs were twitching in the air, and two minutes later it crawled outta the reach of my foot, only to 'die' again, but then it came back to life and crawled away! o_O"
-dinner afterwards was some kinda leftovers ... best of all, i got milk and one marshmallow! 'twas from the lil box that aunty amy gave to everyone for attending her bday bash. :)
-then i went once more to the loo before returning online.
-yeah! i don't haveta go see vincent the bloody physio toms! :D must thank kelvin leung, my dentist, for that. XD
-so just TAFE, then hopefully dad'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk home for lunch with him and PIG mum'll lemme buy a apple and custard danish for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to shower me. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum kindly passed me one mug of water, then i went and did a stinky unspeakable while she was singing in the shower. (okay, well she didn't sing loud enough for me to hear. this time. XD)
-actually, this BUG crawled out while i was sitting over the loo! o_O i stomped on it, and it 'died', but like one minute later, it's legs were twitching in the air, and two minutes later it crawled outta the reach of my foot, only to 'die' again, but then it came back to life and crawled away! o_O"
-dinner afterwards was some kinda leftovers ... best of all, i got milk and one marshmallow! 'twas from the lil box that aunty amy gave to everyone for attending her bday bash. :)
-then i went once more to the loo before returning online.
-yeah! i don't haveta go see vincent the bloody physio toms! :D must thank kelvin leung, my dentist, for that. XD
-so just TAFE, then hopefully dad'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk home for lunch with him and PIG mum'll lemme buy a apple and custard danish for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to shower me. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post56
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2080 steps today (phew, i just passed two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'protect yourself spiritually' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's five. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, and once more for three tinkles before PIG mum got me kitted and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap @ least five times before letting me sit down.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with a wee dab of butter and strawberry jam. i drank one warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before going to church; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-dad tootled us off to church. i spent the trip with my eyes closed and having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-awesome! dad lemme off @ the old house, coz 'twas raining! if only it could rain every sunday!
-phew, bernard and serena joined me for bible study this week. :) we re-did the chapter uncle chong and i did last week.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the main hall for service. thankfully, dad put my bag in the back row coz i was leaving early.
-for worship today, poor em had to stand for ALL of worship - FIVE songs! >< i sang the harmony for one, but huge thanks to peter pie who found the lyrics for one song on his i-phone for me (karson had come over earlier and apologised for forgetting to bring the larger printed lyrics)
-i only stayed for a lil of the sermon reverend lam was giving, coz CC and i were having lunch @ the springwood fasta pasta! :D
-PIG mum tootled me off to the springwood fasta pasta, listening to hins cheung.
-she took me once to the loo when we arrived. of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself, then i went to wash both hands and dry era while PIG mum went herself.
-'twas great to see CC! :D PIG mum stayed to order for us, then kindly left us alone to enjoy lunch.
-lol, CC has spectacularly bad timing - she'd ask me a question right after i fed myself a big mouthful of pasta! XD
-i had my usual: fettucine cabonara with added chicken; CC had some kinda ravioli; we traded. we also had cheesy garlic bread and normal bread, and i drank a chocolate milkshake.
-we just caught up; it's been so long since i last saw CC! turns out she's got two older brothers and lives @ durack, wherever that is. and she's doing the bridge to brisbane this year; maybe i'll see her!
-CC even bought me a goody bag! i told PIG mum she couldn't steal my chupa chups. XD don't think she's interested in marshmallows.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before tootling us home; again, she gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-back home, i went to the loo once more; of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then i plopped online till kwany and christy jie came!
-we played PS2 first; kwany bought it off lams awhile back.
-then, christy jie decided we'd have drinks @ fusion.
-kwany walked behind me and i went to the loo for two tinkles first; then off we went!
-they walked behind me and i went inside; we sat @ these sofa bench things.
-i ordered a pearl milk tea, but for some reason, the tea tasted crap. :S kwany had some kinda lemon drink thing; can't remember what christy jie had. some kinda pudding sago stuff? dunno.
-we chatted; i also kicked kwany in the shins once (gently! XD) when he bet i'd chew the ice then whine @ christy jie that my mouth was frozen (*which i did. XD)!
-home time, christy jie walked me back to the car and kwany tootled me back home.
-dad met us @ the front door; i said my byes and thanks to them both, then went once more to the loo before plopping online.
-i also went once more by myself when dad was out @ uncle david's. couldn't be bothered calling PIG mum, and i didn't fall. :)
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight! but if not, just the stupid TAFE thing PIG mum's forcing me to attend. fingers crossed i can buy a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk home for lunch with dad, and also fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme buy a custard danish for arvo tea with carol toms arvo! and argh, but i've got a bloody torture session with vincent the physio afterwards. ><
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P twice last night, and once more for three tinkles before PIG mum got me kitted and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap @ least five times before letting me sit down.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with a wee dab of butter and strawberry jam. i drank one warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before going to church; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-dad tootled us off to church. i spent the trip with my eyes closed and having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-awesome! dad lemme off @ the old house, coz 'twas raining! if only it could rain every sunday!
-phew, bernard and serena joined me for bible study this week. :) we re-did the chapter uncle chong and i did last week.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the main hall for service. thankfully, dad put my bag in the back row coz i was leaving early.
-for worship today, poor em had to stand for ALL of worship - FIVE songs! >< i sang the harmony for one, but huge thanks to peter pie who found the lyrics for one song on his i-phone for me (karson had come over earlier and apologised for forgetting to bring the larger printed lyrics)
-i only stayed for a lil of the sermon reverend lam was giving, coz CC and i were having lunch @ the springwood fasta pasta! :D
-PIG mum tootled me off to the springwood fasta pasta, listening to hins cheung.
-she took me once to the loo when we arrived. of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself, then i went to wash both hands and dry era while PIG mum went herself.
-'twas great to see CC! :D PIG mum stayed to order for us, then kindly left us alone to enjoy lunch.
-lol, CC has spectacularly bad timing - she'd ask me a question right after i fed myself a big mouthful of pasta! XD
-i had my usual: fettucine cabonara with added chicken; CC had some kinda ravioli; we traded. we also had cheesy garlic bread and normal bread, and i drank a chocolate milkshake.
-we just caught up; it's been so long since i last saw CC! turns out she's got two older brothers and lives @ durack, wherever that is. and she's doing the bridge to brisbane this year; maybe i'll see her!
-CC even bought me a goody bag! i told PIG mum she couldn't steal my chupa chups. XD don't think she's interested in marshmallows.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before tootling us home; again, she gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-back home, i went to the loo once more; of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then i plopped online till kwany and christy jie came!
-we played PS2 first; kwany bought it off lams awhile back.
-then, christy jie decided we'd have drinks @ fusion.
-kwany walked behind me and i went to the loo for two tinkles first; then off we went!
-they walked behind me and i went inside; we sat @ these sofa bench things.
-i ordered a pearl milk tea, but for some reason, the tea tasted crap. :S kwany had some kinda lemon drink thing; can't remember what christy jie had. some kinda pudding sago stuff? dunno.
-we chatted; i also kicked kwany in the shins once (gently! XD) when he bet i'd chew the ice then whine @ christy jie that my mouth was frozen (*which i did. XD)!
-home time, christy jie walked me back to the car and kwany tootled me back home.
-dad met us @ the front door; i said my byes and thanks to them both, then went once more to the loo before plopping online.
-i also went once more by myself when dad was out @ uncle david's. couldn't be bothered calling PIG mum, and i didn't fall. :)
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight! but if not, just the stupid TAFE thing PIG mum's forcing me to attend. fingers crossed i can buy a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk home for lunch with dad, and also fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme buy a custard danish for arvo tea with carol toms arvo! and argh, but i've got a bloody torture session with vincent the physio afterwards. ><
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, August 20, 2011
saturday post55c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1303. yay, i'm passed one grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-lisa fed me the perfect arvo tea! that's
-woah, gotta go!
cheers,
em. ^^
-lisa fed me the perfect arvo tea! that's
-woah, gotta go!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, August 19, 2011
saturday post55b
heylo again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 809 and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after whoever's coming to shower me leaves!! but i prolly can't come back tonight coz dad's invited SHINE fellowship over for a BBQ! anyways, today's events?
-fantastic sleep last night! nature didn't call until the garage door opened to let PIG mum head off to work @ 7:50am! :) afterwards, i spent the ten minutes till 8am having having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. afterwards, florence and i cuddled and snored, me only awaking once more to use the pot :P sometime around 9am.
-the new carer arrived - then, so did tess! XD a quick phone call sorted things out and the new carer left.
-tess gave me almost twenty minutes before digging me up. :) i used the pot :P for one more tinkle, she got me kitted then led me over to the bath
-wo xiang si ni la! lisa's teaching me how to say 'i miss you a lot!' in chinese! :D she's here, so i'll maybe bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-fantastic sleep last night! nature didn't call until the garage door opened to let PIG mum head off to work @ 7:50am! :) afterwards, i spent the ten minutes till 8am having having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. afterwards, florence and i cuddled and snored, me only awaking once more to use the pot :P sometime around 9am.
-the new carer arrived - then, so did tess! XD a quick phone call sorted things out and the new carer left.
-tess gave me almost twenty minutes before digging me up. :) i used the pot :P for one more tinkle, she got me kitted then led me over to the bath
-wo xiang si ni la! lisa's teaching me how to say 'i miss you a lot!' in chinese! :D she's here, so i'll maybe bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post55
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 575 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the right focus' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online after jack leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-actually, i'm outta time! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, i'm outta time! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 55b
good evening! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2659. righteo, continuing events?
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable before PIG mum tootled me off to UQ.
-some other student worked with me today! my usual one had injured his foot playing soccer, poor bloke.><
-lol, he even 'married' me for the purpose of standing practice! luckily nick (the pharmacy student) divorced us afterwards. XD
-PIG mum got me half an egg, mayo and lettuce roll and a hot chocolate (which she claimed was 'too sweet') then tootled me off to the P.A. for my MRI.
-thankfully, she got out sparkless for me. :)
-we wheeled me into the main hospital. first, i filled out a form with all my details, then someone took me to get my head x-rayed for the shunt position.
-getting a cannula in always hurts. 'twas era's turn this time, and it took four needles. >< still, that's better than the NINE it took last year!
-MRI time, someone wheeled me into the room. i handed westlife's 'gravity' to the technician, then went in.
-i remembered not to sing out aloud; instead, i just had my first silent convo solely to god for a very long time. i told him how very much i hated him for what he's done to me over the past few years, but i added how much i hoped he'd turn his hatred over onto someone else come next year.
-lol, the MRI technician forgot and told me to sit up after my MRI! O_o luckily i remembered and reminded him that i had to stay lying down.
-back @ the MRI outpatients, i was whisked off for another x-ray, then lay patiently waiting for the doctor. PIG mum and i shared a little packet of chocolate panada bikkies.
-finally, the doctor came and reset my shunt. wow, he recognised PIG mum from 2007!
-when we left, dearest dad met us. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home, although we got stuck in a fair amount of traffic as we neared the logan road exit. we made it back safely shortly before 6pm.
-i went once to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then plopped online and listened to nine's news simulcast on light fm.
-PIG mum left for her dinner with her old workmates.
-dinner for me was the leftovers of what PIG mum had for dinner last night while i was out @ garbo with cathy. dad made some green tea with a lil honey to drink afterwards.
-dad said to wait fifteen minutes before returning online, but let me go after nine. XD
-i just used the loo once more before returning.
-toms: some new lady's coming to mind me @ 10am, not tess! i wonder if she can cook me some fried rice for lunch?
-jack comes @ 2pm. must write chapters twenty-six and twenty-seven questions for him.
-and i think sherraine's coming to shower me in the arvo.
-but most importantly, SHINE fellowship's all coming over for a BBQ toms night! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable before PIG mum tootled me off to UQ.
-some other student worked with me today! my usual one had injured his foot playing soccer, poor bloke.><
-lol, he even 'married' me for the purpose of standing practice! luckily nick (the pharmacy student) divorced us afterwards. XD
-PIG mum got me half an egg, mayo and lettuce roll and a hot chocolate (which she claimed was 'too sweet') then tootled me off to the P.A. for my MRI.
-thankfully, she got out sparkless for me. :)
-we wheeled me into the main hospital. first, i filled out a form with all my details, then someone took me to get my head x-rayed for the shunt position.
-getting a cannula in always hurts. 'twas era's turn this time, and it took four needles. >< still, that's better than the NINE it took last year!
-MRI time, someone wheeled me into the room. i handed westlife's 'gravity' to the technician, then went in.
-i remembered not to sing out aloud; instead, i just had my first silent convo solely to god for a very long time. i told him how very much i hated him for what he's done to me over the past few years, but i added how much i hoped he'd turn his hatred over onto someone else come next year.
-lol, the MRI technician forgot and told me to sit up after my MRI! O_o luckily i remembered and reminded him that i had to stay lying down.
-back @ the MRI outpatients, i was whisked off for another x-ray, then lay patiently waiting for the doctor. PIG mum and i shared a little packet of chocolate panada bikkies.
-finally, the doctor came and reset my shunt. wow, he recognised PIG mum from 2007!
-when we left, dearest dad met us. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home, although we got stuck in a fair amount of traffic as we neared the logan road exit. we made it back safely shortly before 6pm.
-i went once to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then plopped online and listened to nine's news simulcast on light fm.
-PIG mum left for her dinner with her old workmates.
-dinner for me was the leftovers of what PIG mum had for dinner last night while i was out @ garbo with cathy. dad made some green tea with a lil honey to drink afterwards.
-dad said to wait fifteen minutes before returning online, but let me go after nine. XD
-i just used the loo once more before returning.
-toms: some new lady's coming to mind me @ 10am, not tess! i wonder if she can cook me some fried rice for lunch?
-jack comes @ 2pm. must write chapters twenty-six and twenty-seven questions for him.
-and i think sherraine's coming to shower me in the arvo.
-but most importantly, SHINE fellowship's all coming over for a BBQ toms night! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 55
good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2447 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'there's a place at the table for all of us' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-nine. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-cathy came, gave me a shower. then we left for garbo!
-i walked into the library, grabbed feist's silverthorn and read happily till about 6:15pm.
-cathy took me once to the loo, then i walked to foodcourt before getting sparkless back.
-i got my usual, a regular two piece feed with a gravy and orange juice, and a chocholate milkshake with low-fat milk from michel's patisserie. cathy got chinese takeaway from MK2 and drank a coke zero.
-we both went to the bathroom once more after dinner, then went present shopping! :D
-after i found suitable presents for both parents, i even had enough money to have an oreo mcflurry. :D
-cathy took me once more to the bathroom, then tootled me home. she's back on tuesday, and taking me to toastmasters! :D
-repeat the usual nightly event, zzz. :P
-fri: breakfast this morning was my yummy sausage bun that i'd bought from breadtop last night. :)
-dinnertime, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy came, gave me a shower. then we left for garbo!
-i walked into the library, grabbed feist's silverthorn and read happily till about 6:15pm.
-cathy took me once to the loo, then i walked to foodcourt before getting sparkless back.
-i got my usual, a regular two piece feed with a gravy and orange juice, and a chocholate milkshake with low-fat milk from michel's patisserie. cathy got chinese takeaway from MK2 and drank a coke zero.
-we both went to the bathroom once more after dinner, then went present shopping! :D
-after i found suitable presents for both parents, i even had enough money to have an oreo mcflurry. :D
-cathy took me once more to the bathroom, then tootled me home. she's back on tuesday, and taking me to toastmasters! :D
-repeat the usual nightly event, zzz. :P
-fri: breakfast this morning was my yummy sausage bun that i'd bought from breadtop last night. :)
-dinnertime, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
thursday post 56
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2522 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'according to fred smith (2)' and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online after cathy arrives!! anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P several times last night, and once more when dearest dad kissed me goodbye before leaving for work.
-after i used the pot :P for three tinkles while PIGf PIG mum got me kitted for today, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on the taps @ least five times before letting me sit.
-but we must've been running late this morning, coz PIG mum buttered and jammed :P one slice of bread for me as breakfast. i also got to drink one mug of horlicks 'incorrectly' while she was upstairs changing.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED
-actually, just went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable, meaning my new final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2621 and i'm now owed ONE HOUR and THIRTEEN MINUTES online!! righteo, where was i?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day and we also listened to hins cheung all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to garbo for the writer's group!
-lol, gabby gave me her hand to walk to the loo and i managed fine, also letting era open the tap lotsa and lotsa times. but then, the whole tap head came off! "eep!" i squeaked. "gabby!!" she came, laughed and said, "i'll get harry to fix it. here, let's go back out first."
-back @ the table, gabby kindly made me one cuppa, white and two, and passed me two oreo cookies while she told harry to please take a look @ the loo. actually, i was kinda grumpy coz someone made cake, only 'twas full of nuts! ><
-once the second half started, boyd said, "ladies, the toilet's out of order. you'll haveta used the library's one instead." gabby grinned, then added, "yeah, em ripped the tap out." XD
-the second half, we all shared our writing. i was warned against using repetition, but coral also said that my writing's improved by leaps and bounds since i first joined the group. :D
-our topic for next meeting's 'the country you'd most like to visit and why. i've already blabbed on in detail about my infatuation with westlife, think i'll talk about the sheep in new zealand and the two-headed, four big-toed men in tasmania. XD
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt. i rang dearest dad, who was @ mcwhirters. PIG mum came back with a yummy chicken katsudon for me.
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled us back home, where i went once to the loo before she tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session. ><
-ela remembered to grab a lolly from the lolly jar. :)
-but the stupid girl could only complete half of her tasks today, meaning vincent the bloody physio still forced me to stand for five minutes on that bloody wobble board! ><
-when we left, PIG mum tootled us home and i plopped online.
-cathy's taking me out to garbo tonight! :D must remember to buy the parents an anniversary gift~
-toms: UQ physio, then my yearly MRI! :S I really hope it hasn't grown back ...
-and possibly, no SHINE fellowship toms night, coz everyone's coming over for a BBQ on sat? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P several times last night, and once more when dearest dad kissed me goodbye before leaving for work.
-after i used the pot :P for three tinkles while PIGf PIG mum got me kitted for today, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on the taps @ least five times before letting me sit.
-but we must've been running late this morning, coz PIG mum buttered and jammed :P one slice of bread for me as breakfast. i also got to drink one mug of horlicks 'incorrectly' while she was upstairs changing.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED
-actually, just went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable, meaning my new final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2621 and i'm now owed ONE HOUR and THIRTEEN MINUTES online!! righteo, where was i?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day and we also listened to hins cheung all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to garbo for the writer's group!
-lol, gabby gave me her hand to walk to the loo and i managed fine, also letting era open the tap lotsa and lotsa times. but then, the whole tap head came off! "eep!" i squeaked. "gabby!!" she came, laughed and said, "i'll get harry to fix it. here, let's go back out first."
-back @ the table, gabby kindly made me one cuppa, white and two, and passed me two oreo cookies while she told harry to please take a look @ the loo. actually, i was kinda grumpy coz someone made cake, only 'twas full of nuts! ><
-once the second half started, boyd said, "ladies, the toilet's out of order. you'll haveta used the library's one instead." gabby grinned, then added, "yeah, em ripped the tap out." XD
-the second half, we all shared our writing. i was warned against using repetition, but coral also said that my writing's improved by leaps and bounds since i first joined the group. :D
-our topic for next meeting's 'the country you'd most like to visit and why. i've already blabbed on in detail about my infatuation with westlife, think i'll talk about the sheep in new zealand and the two-headed, four big-toed men in tasmania. XD
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt. i rang dearest dad, who was @ mcwhirters. PIG mum came back with a yummy chicken katsudon for me.
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled us back home, where i went once to the loo before she tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session. ><
-ela remembered to grab a lolly from the lolly jar. :)
-but the stupid girl could only complete half of her tasks today, meaning vincent the bloody physio still forced me to stand for five minutes on that bloody wobble board! ><
-when we left, PIG mum tootled us home and i plopped online.
-cathy's taking me out to garbo tonight! :D must remember to buy the parents an anniversary gift~
-toms: UQ physio, then my yearly MRI! :S I really hope it hasn't grown back ...
-and possibly, no SHINE fellowship toms night, coz everyone's coming over for a BBQ on sat? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post68
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding exactly 3000 steps (cool number!) XD today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'according to fred smith (1)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online!! but i'll leaving for the BBQ @ the zee's residence soon, so just quickly:
-i slept till past midday. XD
-i did a stinky unspeakable this morning before dad tootled us off to somewhere for fish and chips!
-i got: one small chunk of fish, three calamari rings and seven chips. lol, that's an improvement of two chips since the last time! XD
-hey, gotta go!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i slept till past midday. XD
-i did a stinky unspeakable this morning before dad tootled us off to somewhere for fish and chips!
-i got: one small chunk of fish, three calamari rings and seven chips. lol, that's an improvement of two chips since the last time! XD
-hey, gotta go!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
tuesday post56c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3894. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she immediately, pointlessly and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to hike the stairs three times, before just as gleefully FORCING :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-when she plodded her own, i stretched out both legs on the recliner and watched nine's 'baby animals'. aww, 'twas adorable! :)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some beef and onion. dinner was washed down with one yummy mugful of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' coz PIG mum hadn't gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate.
-i went once more to the loo after dinner. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-but i'm online now, for some 'me' time. :) hopefully i can stay online till 9:37, coz that'll mark the PISSY two hours that PIG mum so gleefully enjoys restricting me to.
-it's the ekka show holiday tomorrow! dad's asked some employee @ charlie's fruit market to please buy me my sonic the hedgehog showbag, and uncle dickdick his man united one! :D
-as for me, dunno if i'll need to sleep till 1:30 again. hopefully not! XD
-and i'm going to janice's place for a BBQ @ night! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she immediately, pointlessly and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to hike the stairs three times, before just as gleefully FORCING :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-when she plodded her own, i stretched out both legs on the recliner and watched nine's 'baby animals'. aww, 'twas adorable! :)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some beef and onion. dinner was washed down with one yummy mugful of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' coz PIG mum hadn't gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate.
-i went once more to the loo after dinner. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-but i'm online now, for some 'me' time. :) hopefully i can stay online till 9:37, coz that'll mark the PISSY two hours that PIG mum so gleefully enjoys restricting me to.
-it's the ekka show holiday tomorrow! dad's asked some employee @ charlie's fruit market to please buy me my sonic the hedgehog showbag, and uncle dickdick his man united one! :D
-as for me, dunno if i'll need to sleep till 1:30 again. hopefully not! XD
-and i'm going to janice's place for a BBQ @ night! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post56b
good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1372. yay, i'm over one grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-i went once to the loo before we left foe reflexology. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-we listened to hins cheung all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt too.
-his wife ming chuo(sp?) opened the door for us, and i sat in the armchair and rocked away happily until david came and started massaging both feet. "my toes hurt," i complained once. "that's your brain," he replied. "no, i said my TOES hurt, not my brain!" david just laughed. "your toes mean your brain, "he explained. oh. XD
-after PIG mum re-footweared me, i went over to the single plinth and david gave my back a once-over. "how come you just apply one fist and put pressure on my bumcheek?" i asked him. david explained that putting pressure on a certain muscle forces it to relax.
-after that was finished, PIG mum paid david and took me once to the bathroom before leaving. i also called a greeting out to able, who'd come home from having lunch with a friend.
-lisa was already waiting for us when we arrived home about fifteen minutes late.
-she gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to lisa who rinsed my hair out for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-just went to the loo once @ 6:15. couldn't be bothered disturbing PIG mum, and didn't fall. :) new plodding total, 1523. yay, i'm over 1.5 grand. :)
-i had one tinkle before lisa flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. then i got creamed and rekitted, having just the one more tinkle when lisa was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after lisa rinsed the floor once for me, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for my arvo tea.
-sadly, we're outta ham, but lisa gave me two cheese and mayo, cutting the toastie into four triangles. she declined a cuppa, but made me one, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, which was my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-lisa started massaging ela while i was still eating! meaning ela got massaged for forty-five minutes today. :)
-lisa took me once more to the loo before leaving. she's back on saturday and is having salad for dinner tonight.
-just listening to nine's news simulcast on light FM right now.
-fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight, else it's the ekka holiday toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went once to the loo before we left foe reflexology. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-we listened to hins cheung all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt too.
-his wife ming chuo(sp?) opened the door for us, and i sat in the armchair and rocked away happily until david came and started massaging both feet. "my toes hurt," i complained once. "that's your brain," he replied. "no, i said my TOES hurt, not my brain!" david just laughed. "your toes mean your brain, "he explained. oh. XD
-after PIG mum re-footweared me, i went over to the single plinth and david gave my back a once-over. "how come you just apply one fist and put pressure on my bumcheek?" i asked him. david explained that putting pressure on a certain muscle forces it to relax.
-after that was finished, PIG mum paid david and took me once to the bathroom before leaving. i also called a greeting out to able, who'd come home from having lunch with a friend.
-lisa was already waiting for us when we arrived home about fifteen minutes late.
-she gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to lisa who rinsed my hair out for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-just went to the loo once @ 6:15. couldn't be bothered disturbing PIG mum, and didn't fall. :) new plodding total, 1523. yay, i'm over 1.5 grand. :)
-i had one tinkle before lisa flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. then i got creamed and rekitted, having just the one more tinkle when lisa was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after lisa rinsed the floor once for me, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for my arvo tea.
-sadly, we're outta ham, but lisa gave me two cheese and mayo, cutting the toastie into four triangles. she declined a cuppa, but made me one, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, which was my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-lisa started massaging ela while i was still eating! meaning ela got massaged for forty-five minutes today. :)
-lisa took me once more to the loo before leaving. she's back on saturday and is having salad for dinner tonight.
-just listening to nine's news simulcast on light FM right now.
-fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight, else it's the ekka holiday toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, August 15, 2011
tuesday post56
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 503 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'a seamless robe' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online when i get back from uncle david's place!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, florence and i cuddled and snored, waking to use the pot :P once more around 10am when PIG mum came downstairs and told me that she was feeling crook. so instead, she said we could go watch the movie toms.
-but gosh, i must've been exhausted from falling again and again @ vincent the bloody physio's place! i slept all the way till 1:15AM!! i didn't even hear CODA ring and say that cathy couldn't come coz she's sick, but that lisa would come instead!
-but PIG mum gave mwe fifteen more minutes, after which i used the pot :P for four tinkles. lol, when tess says "ten more minutes," i've never gotten less than eighteen before, but when PIG mum says "fifteen more minutes", i've never gotten more than eighteen! XD
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps five times. i'm slightly pissed, coz i really only need to open the tap four times to get everything done! but trust horrid PIG mum 2b SPITEFUL and randomly force poor ela to open the tap once more for no reason @ all. ><
-but thanks to PIG mum who made me one can of yummy stockpot chunky soup for brunch! i had that with one slice of plain toast (i'll never ask for butter again, coz PIG mum always gleefully forces poor ela to brace against the plate while era spreads), which PIG mum of course gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto before ordering era to rip into ten pieces. it used 2b just five pieces, but PIG mum's always harking on about how you've gotta improve and all that. well, here's era's promise to poor ela: no matter how many pieces PIG mum gleefully forces her to tear the slice of bread into, she will ALWAYS combine with the spoon afterwards to tear the toast into more bite-sized, manageable pieces.
-and horrid PIG mum wouldn't even pour me half a mug of milk afterwards! >< but no worries, i'll ask lisa to please pour me one after i've been showered. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the computer and i plopped online.
-going to reflexology in about ten mins! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, florence and i cuddled and snored, waking to use the pot :P once more around 10am when PIG mum came downstairs and told me that she was feeling crook. so instead, she said we could go watch the movie toms.
-but gosh, i must've been exhausted from falling again and again @ vincent the bloody physio's place! i slept all the way till 1:15AM!! i didn't even hear CODA ring and say that cathy couldn't come coz she's sick, but that lisa would come instead!
-but PIG mum gave mwe fifteen more minutes, after which i used the pot :P for four tinkles. lol, when tess says "ten more minutes," i've never gotten less than eighteen before, but when PIG mum says "fifteen more minutes", i've never gotten more than eighteen! XD
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps five times. i'm slightly pissed, coz i really only need to open the tap four times to get everything done! but trust horrid PIG mum 2b SPITEFUL and randomly force poor ela to open the tap once more for no reason @ all. ><
-but thanks to PIG mum who made me one can of yummy stockpot chunky soup for brunch! i had that with one slice of plain toast (i'll never ask for butter again, coz PIG mum always gleefully forces poor ela to brace against the plate while era spreads), which PIG mum of course gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto before ordering era to rip into ten pieces. it used 2b just five pieces, but PIG mum's always harking on about how you've gotta improve and all that. well, here's era's promise to poor ela: no matter how many pieces PIG mum gleefully forces her to tear the slice of bread into, she will ALWAYS combine with the spoon afterwards to tear the toast into more bite-sized, manageable pieces.
-and horrid PIG mum wouldn't even pour me half a mug of milk afterwards! >< but no worries, i'll ask lisa to please pour me one after i've been showered. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the computer and i plopped online.
-going to reflexology in about ten mins! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 56c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4329. lol, in the past 2.5 hours alone i've walked more than i have all day! XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland:P, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline and gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the bloody stairs three times, then gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-but instead of getting my toasted :P feet, i sat and watched this show on channel seven called wild and woolly! 'twas about some baby elephant called tambre (sp?) who lost his mum and would've died had not the zookeepers introduced him to this sheep called harry! now, they're such good mates, whenever they walk together, they elephant drapes his trunk over the sheep's back. :)
-dinner: rice, lotsa some vegetable, some unripe tomato (which came YELLOW, not red!) and several chunks of soup beef. all in all a very bland dinner, which was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, sweetened with hopefully one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', coz neither parent had gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate.
-i went once more to the loo afterwards; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-but afterwards, i STILL wasn't allowed online! >< nope, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to practise piano for like fifteen minutes. like i've said, i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano.
-online now, not sure for how long though; it's already 9:15.
-toms: no physio @ UQ! think PIG mum's taking me to see some movie instead! only i've forgotten which one ... XD then, in the arvo, she's cooked me into seeing david there speleologist. dunno who's coming to shower me, but hopefully PIG mum won't tell her what she told carol today! argh, my life's hard enough already without her maliciously adding to it! >< righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland:P, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline and gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the bloody stairs three times, then gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-but instead of getting my toasted :P feet, i sat and watched this show on channel seven called wild and woolly! 'twas about some baby elephant called tambre (sp?) who lost his mum and would've died had not the zookeepers introduced him to this sheep called harry! now, they're such good mates, whenever they walk together, they elephant drapes his trunk over the sheep's back. :)
-dinner: rice, lotsa some vegetable, some unripe tomato (which came YELLOW, not red!) and several chunks of soup beef. all in all a very bland dinner, which was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, sweetened with hopefully one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', coz neither parent had gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate.
-i went once more to the loo afterwards; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-but afterwards, i STILL wasn't allowed online! >< nope, PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to practise piano for like fifteen minutes. like i've said, i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano.
-online now, not sure for how long though; it's already 9:15.
-toms: no physio @ UQ! think PIG mum's taking me to see some movie instead! only i've forgotten which one ... XD then, in the arvo, she's cooked me into seeing david there speleologist. dunno who's coming to shower me, but hopefully PIG mum won't tell her what she told carol today! argh, my life's hard enough already without her maliciously adding to it! >< righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 56b
good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2023. yay, i'm just past two grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-carol came five minutes early and awful PIG mum told carol that from now on, i had to wash my own back and calves. i mostly do everything myself already, but i appreciate some help with my back and calves when i can get it. ><
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye fully shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle. i got creamed and then carol rekitted me. i had one more tinkle when she was putting my pyjama top on, and one last one when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor, carol Forced me to walk to the kitchen to make my arvo tea. sadly, she only gave me one slice of cheese, meaning 'twas ENTIRELY too thin, but i got mayo too, meaning this week's all satisfied, yay! :)
-after carol Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, she made me one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-while i munched away, carol fixed hungry - again! XD
-after i finished, carol gave ela a massage, painting her peppermint today.
-carol took me to the loo once more before i signed her off and she left. she's back next monday (wednesday's the EKKA holiday, see) and she's having leftovers for dinner tonight. poor hungry's devastated, see; prolly no-one will feed him bar myself till next monday. XD
-dad's outside doing sth really noisy; dunno how PIG mum can sleep through all that noise he's making! XD
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner! else i've really no idea what's happening toms. XD
cheers,
em. ^^
-carol came five minutes early and awful PIG mum told carol that from now on, i had to wash my own back and calves. i mostly do everything myself already, but i appreciate some help with my back and calves when i can get it. ><
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye fully shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle. i got creamed and then carol rekitted me. i had one more tinkle when she was putting my pyjama top on, and one last one when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor, carol Forced me to walk to the kitchen to make my arvo tea. sadly, she only gave me one slice of cheese, meaning 'twas ENTIRELY too thin, but i got mayo too, meaning this week's all satisfied, yay! :)
-after carol Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, she made me one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-while i munched away, carol fixed hungry - again! XD
-after i finished, carol gave ela a massage, painting her peppermint today.
-carol took me to the loo once more before i signed her off and she left. she's back next monday (wednesday's the EKKA holiday, see) and she's having leftovers for dinner tonight. poor hungry's devastated, see; prolly no-one will feed him bar myself till next monday. XD
-dad's outside doing sth really noisy; dunno how PIG mum can sleep through all that noise he's making! XD
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner! else i've really no idea what's happening toms. XD
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, August 14, 2011
monday post 56
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1600 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'the price of friendship with god'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once this morning, then once more when dearest dad left for work. afterwards, i cuddled florence and successfully fell back happily asleep until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-after the fifteen minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on the tap five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with a dab of marg and jam and one mug of warm horlicks. thanks to PIG mum who popped me a garlic tablet; thankfully, eln shut up after that. XD
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable before leaving for vincent the bloody physios. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leant against the side rail and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwareds, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-we listened to hins cheung all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the physios new place! it's in calamvale, somewhere near aunty a's place.
-it's very fancy! the comfy armchairs are the bestest colour (dark blue) and kat jie jie even shouted me a lolly from the lolly jar! :D there's two doors in the building; one's marked 'physiotherapy' and the other's marked 'accounting'. very spiffy, no? :)
-the session itself was a disaster. >< stupid ela couldn't perform either of her tasks, and vincent the bloody physio forced me to stand on that bloody wobble board. >< i also fell numerous times. >< vincent says he'll lemme fall, but he won't lemme fall over and hurt myself. only i'm reminded of the time i fell and sprained erf's ankle all swollen. ><
-two happy hours for me now! :D
-PIG mum tootled me home after i went to buy a pork salad roll and a low fat chocolate milk for lunch, only the horrible woman wouldn't lemme buy a custard and apple danish for arvo tea with carol! ><
-BAHAHA!!! 'bunana' PIG mum forgot to turn the alarm off! XD
-i enjoyed my yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk for lunch. dad popped back home briefly but didn't stay for lunch coz he's really busy today.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer and i plopped online.
-well, i'm off to play bejeweled now! :D fingers crossed i can come back online after carol leaves!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once this morning, then once more when dearest dad left for work. afterwards, i cuddled florence and successfully fell back happily asleep until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-after the fifteen minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on the tap five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with a dab of marg and jam and one mug of warm horlicks. thanks to PIG mum who popped me a garlic tablet; thankfully, eln shut up after that. XD
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable before leaving for vincent the bloody physios. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leant against the side rail and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwareds, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-we listened to hins cheung all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the physios new place! it's in calamvale, somewhere near aunty a's place.
-it's very fancy! the comfy armchairs are the bestest colour (dark blue) and kat jie jie even shouted me a lolly from the lolly jar! :D there's two doors in the building; one's marked 'physiotherapy' and the other's marked 'accounting'. very spiffy, no? :)
-the session itself was a disaster. >< stupid ela couldn't perform either of her tasks, and vincent the bloody physio forced me to stand on that bloody wobble board. >< i also fell numerous times. >< vincent says he'll lemme fall, but he won't lemme fall over and hurt myself. only i'm reminded of the time i fell and sprained erf's ankle all swollen. ><
-two happy hours for me now! :D
-PIG mum tootled me home after i went to buy a pork salad roll and a low fat chocolate milk for lunch, only the horrible woman wouldn't lemme buy a custard and apple danish for arvo tea with carol! ><
-BAHAHA!!! 'bunana' PIG mum forgot to turn the alarm off! XD
-i enjoyed my yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk for lunch. dad popped back home briefly but didn't stay for lunch coz he's really busy today.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer and i plopped online.
-well, i'm off to play bejeweled now! :D fingers crossed i can come back online after carol leaves!
cheers,
em. ^^
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