sunday post55

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding more than 1941 steps today (pedro only gave me 8 steps last night - EIGHT! ><), secondly, TWFT topic's 'for things to go well'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's (new lowest record!) and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and NINETEEN MINUTES online after my visitors leave!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, once this morning, and once more for three tinkles after PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit down.
-i buttered and jammed :P my own slice of toast for breakfast. zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era was spreading; for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-one loo trip before dad tootled us off to church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. but i spent the entire car trip with both eyes closed and having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way into the little house for bible study.
-but everyone was away @ BLT! students in attendance: ONE - me! XD meaning i read out all the questions, read out all the bible verses and answered every question! think next week i'll sit back and let everyone else do the talking! XD
-PIG mum took me once to the loo afterwards then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the service hall. and that's the LAST time i'm ever letting dad/anyone else take my bible bag for me! ><" i'm fine sitting @ the back.
-hey, i hear some car parking outside; think my visitors are here! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^