Wednesday, August 10, 2011

wednesday post67b

good evening! em's new final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 992. almost 1000! XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol came six minutes early and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol turned the nice hot water off, got dried and creamed, had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she put my knickers on and one last tinkle when she was jamming on elf's shoe.
-after carol rinsed the floor for me, she Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make arvo tea. after grabbing the bread from the freezer, and the cheese and mayo from the fridge, carol Forced me to walk over to the toaster and handed me each ingredient to place into the toaster. but today, i got two cheese coz we were all outta ham! i squirted the mayo then invited carol to see what i'd squirted. she squinted @ the toaster. "z?" she asked. i grinned and replied, "nope, look again." she peered again and went, "oh! 2!" lol, carol only ever gives me one cheese, unless there's no ham.
-after i made the toastie, carol Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table then made me one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, carol gave ela a massage for about twenty-five minutes, painting her silver with gold spots today. she's having chips and baked beans for dinner tonight, and doesn't believe that baked beans make you fart. :P
-carol took me once more to the toilet for two tinkles before i signed her off and she left six minutes early. lol, she's my only carer/life coach/support worker/whatever you call them now :P who places such emphasis on the time, making sure she's never here a minute over two hours. :P
-*sigh* gotta go now~
-toms: vincent the bloody physio @ 11am, pincushion practice @ 1:30. hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

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