Saturday Post 444b

 Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 4355 but secondly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FORTY-THREE MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! That's doable: will just leave the phone on speaker when I ring Aunty Lai for our once-weekly phone chat, meaning I can keep surfing the net while we chat~ Righteo, continuing today's events?

• For breakfast this morning, instead of my once-weekly fried egg, I had sliced banana with some of that ginger yoghurt, but I just realised I've not had my two cups of white tea with one big spoonful of honey today!!!  When I screeched that to PIG mum she replied well we're on holidays. You miss out. Huh, I feel ripped off. >< *sigh* I also popped all my usual drugs :P and drank one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast I sit once more over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Breakfast finished I climb into the backseat of the car: for today's adventure, dad tootles us off to Harbour Town! I start the day walking but thankfully dad gets me Sparkless3 after awhile. But J ay Jay's is all; it's undergoing renovations!
•    Foor late lunch we head down to Ian Dipple Lagoon for fish and chips! Record: I grabbed myself ELEVEN chips and dearest dad buys me one yummy, crumbed scallop~
• After that we try to wander the Surfers Paradise but unfortunately it starts bucketing! >< Thankfully dad wrapped me earlier in that wind jacket, so I was mostly protected from the rain but when the wind started blowing the rain into us we ducked inside a stall - 'twas one for hair braiding!
• The afternoon ended @ Hungry Jack's with about half a cheeseburger (except I don't like how HJ's cheeseburgers come with mustard) and a 1/4 chunk of a bacon deluxe but no chips and only water to drink! *sigh*
• Back home, I showered my quickest since apparently, we're nearly outta gas and our tanks won't get refilled until Monday! o_O I washed and rinsed my own hair today and also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing my shorter second-favourite song seven times, opening both eyes for the seventh time.
• I had one tinkle before I called PIG mum back; after she dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed doing and both laces needed tying.
• After I dried the loo seat I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped both feet dry, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• When I was summoned over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, a small slice/two of fried egg and one chicken drumstick with most of the meat already removed.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely online, always Hope everyone has a lovely end to the weekend toms~
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one last tinkle @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^