Heylo and good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2664 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed SIXTEEN MINUTES online after I visit the loo @ 9pm!! Righteo, continuing today's events?
- PIG mum comes back to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I drink one tall cup before sitting over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- Since PIG mum bought an egg ring from somewhere, this morning I fried my own egg for breakfast; it worked this time since we remembered to spray oil inside the egg ring first! I enjoy my first mug of white tea sweetened with a squirt of honey, pop all my usual drugs :P and drain another full cup of water.
- Over and after breakfast, I read for thirty minutes first up, finishing pg. 375 @ 10:12am and FINISHING THE BOOK @ 10:30AM exactly! I immediately continued reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child for another seven minutes until the parents were ready to leave.
- After one more tinkle, I climbed into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and buckled my own seatbelt. The parents climbed inside too and then tdad tootled us off to Underwood MarketPlace, parking underground and immediately grabbing a trolley, which I pushed up with him to buy groceries from Woolies.
- After buying more than $75 of groceries, dad tootled us home. I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- Lunch was oven-baked pizza with extra toppings, about two chunks of garlic bread and about 1/4 chunk of battered fish fillet! That was washed down with one mug of Aunty Nga's green tea, after which I kept reading until 'twas time to use the loo for another tinkle and climb back into dad's car since he was driving us to church to play table tennis together~
- Dad not only lemme win today; Uncle Simon played with me too! He's really gentle when playing with me, but I watched him play wqhen dad was collecting my mishit balls and gosh, don't piss him off: like Uncle Sam, he's a silent killer who SMASHES the ball! XD
- Back home, dad makes me my second mug of white tea with a squirt of honey and feeds me the honey chicken sushi roll. Then I happily read for another 2.5 hours, since it's only Saturdays I can spend a blessed three hours reading~ I reached pg. 222 @ 4:24pm, finished pg. 225 @ 4:26pm, reached pg. 250 @ 4:48, reached pg. 275 @ exactly 5:05pm and reached pg. 300 @ 5:27pm.
- Afterwards I played the HP version of Bejeweled until PIG mum finished her arvo nap and ordered me off to shower @ 5:40pm, meaning I didn't get to watch the news tonight.
- So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I wasa done after only 10%, but happily leaned fully leaned against the right-side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling PIG mum back.
- I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off; after PIG mum dried my back and the back of the chair for me I did everythiong else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed stticking and both laces needed tying up.
- After I dried the loo seat I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, sttamped both feet dry, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- When the parents summoned me for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa soup potato, lotsa soup carrot, lotsa soup onion and a little I've forgotten what meat. Dad lemme have a chunk of some pastry with cheese inside that's pretty feral; have forgotten which country that comes from.
- Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
- Righteo, hopefully bbl after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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