Friday Post 393c

 Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2701 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week's now seventy-three but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TEN MINUTES online should I get to watch the news for the ONE HUNDREDTH  time!! Anyways, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Nature usually calls every hour after that first morning pot :P trip, but today I snore all the way until dearest dad very considerately walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock into the garage before waking for another pot :P trip.
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, I happily snore, waking for the pot :P once more before noisy PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with absolutely nothing but the bra strap and the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO and both laces. Suddenly, the doorbell rings about 8:45am; the new carer taking me to the NAB has arrived! But where's her car? Err, she caught the bus here; how's she gonna take me? PIG mum sends her away, rings Amee, furious and orders I go brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, coming out when mother demands I get myself a spoon.
• That done for her, breakfast is one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of bread (not toast) smeared with some avocado but I couldn't taste any sprinkled salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and spend minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and she tootles me off to the NAB. Somewhere along the highway Amie rings, apologising for the confusing and promising to find someone for two hours in the arvo so I can shower.
• At UQ, I use the loo for one tinkle. Josh meets me outside the hallway to the NAB, PIG mum scuttles off and soon Emily the teacher joins us. I take a seat in the manual wheelchair, Josh wheels me up to the Great Court (unsure why he didn't want me helping to push) and then I got out and hiked a lap around it! Thanks to Emily who found a really pretty place for me to stand in the Sun for my photo~
• After another loo trip, PIG mum tootled me home; I grab the phone and ring CODA, asking Amie has she found someone to come mind me for two hours this arvo; she replies and says Ana will come, phew!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news (7th) for the 100TH time read by Sharyn Ghidellla and Max Futcher: Dickman (heard), D'Ath, Heathwood, Blinken, Mian (first name),  Dutton, Zhao, Reason, Whop, Palaszczuk, Teeshan (first name), Steadman, Fay,  Whimpey, Hooper, Gregan (heard), Ellyse (first name),   Jensen,  Quinn,  Shayna (first name), Middleton,  Tander,  Ariane (first name), Titmus, McGraw, Sami (heard), Radley,  Rossingnol, Coupe,  Kadak,  Greenhalgh,  O'Shea and Waqar.  1AUD=73USc. Pat Welsh read the sports report and.Paull Burt read the weather report. Brisbane was 12-24 today.: Mt. Brisbane toms: 13-26.